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The Arya and Hound Ponywagon - Fantasora

The Arya and Hound Ponywagon

LG Game of Thrones S4 Alpha

Owner: nyan

107 pts
Z-Score: -0.096 (percentile: 46.16%)
Weeks at #1: 1
Categories won: Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (36)
Best Week: Episode 1: Two Swords (+32.5 points)
Team MVP: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (picked #3, 42 points, 39.25% of team total)

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Kills Cmd. Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
A ferocious warrior known as The Hound, Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon. He accompanies Arya Stark on her travels.
#3 42 9 18 0 9 0 0 6 0
The younger brother of Doran Martell, the Prince of Dorne. He travels to King's Landing to serve as a representative of Dorne.
#19 37 3 15 4 9 0 6 0 0
The youngest of the Stark girls. She travels in the Riverlands with with Sandor Clegane.
#14 14 11 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
The eldest child of Howland Reed, bannerman to the Starks. She and her brother Jojen travel north with Bran.
#51 8 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.
#30 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0
A former smuggler, Ser Davos is now a knight serving Stannis Baratheon, and one of his most trusted advisors, though he is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.
#35 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of slaves freed by Daenerys.
#46 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A member of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. After helping Arya escape from Harrenhal, his whereabouts are unknown.
#62 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 107 31 36 4 18 0 6 12 0

Roster

charId Character Special
81
A ferocious warrior known as The Hound, Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon. He accompanies Arya Stark on her travels.
+1 point for scenes where he eats
2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire
6
The youngest of the Stark girls. She travels in the Riverlands with with Sandor Clegane.
Nymeria's actions contribute to her points.
+1 point for reciting her hitlist
90
The younger brother of Doran Martell, the Prince of Dorne. He travels to King's Landing to serve as a representative of Dorne.
35
The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.
+1 point when he makes a suggestion to Daenerys and she ignores it.
50
A former smuggler, Ser Davos is now a knight serving Stannis Baratheon, and one of his most trusted advisors, though he is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.
+1 point every time his fingers or onions are referenced
+1 point when invoking Shireen's name
38
The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of slaves freed by Daenerys.
+1 for every 3-syllable word uttered in the Common Tongue (Westerosi English), not counting proper nouns (Daenerys, Unsullied, etc.)
Receives standard sex points for making it to first base
13
The eldest child of Howland Reed, bannerman to the Starks. She and her brother Jojen travel north with Bran.
+1 every time she transports Bran
105
A member of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. After helping Arya escape from Harrenhal, his whereabouts are unknown.
+1 every time he dons a new disguise
In the event that a Faceless Man's identity is ambiguous, points are awarded to the character whose face is worn at the time of the scoring event.
Kills
Episode 1: Two Swords
15:32 (+0.5) Oberyn Martell:
Oberyn stabs the Lannister soldier who was singing "The Rains of Castamere" in Littlefinger's brothel. "Longsword is a bad option in close quarters." (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
55:46 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound kills 3 of Polliver's men at the Inn with the Chickens. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
57:21 (+1) Arya Stark:
Arya finishes off one of Polliver's men. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
57:28 (+5) Arya Stark:
Arya retrieves Needle from Polliver and stabs him through the throat. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 7: Mockingbird
9:14 (+1) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor mercifully puts an end to the dying villager. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
9:42 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
After a surprise attack from behind, Sandor snaps Biter's neck over his shoulder. (Kill of Named Character)
10:36 (+5) Arya Stark:
Arya stabs Rorge through the heart. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 8: The Mountain and the Viper
49:09 (+2.5) Oberyn Martell:
Oberyn delivers a stab to the gut during his fight with the Mountain. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Episode 10: The Children
34:44 (+3) Meera Reed:
Meera stabs a skeleton through the skull, cleaves another in half with an axe, and kills the skeleton who stabs Jojen. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
36:52 (+5) Meera Reed:
Meera slices the throat of a mortally-wounded Jojen. (Kill of Named Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Two Swords
18:42 (+3) Oberyn Martell:
to Tyrion: "Tell your father I'm here. And tell him the Lannisters aren't the only ones who pay their debts." [BETA-8] (Witty Insult)
50:21 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
"What the fuck's a Lommy?" [BETA-9] (Witty Insult)
50:37 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor: "Needle...  of course you named your sword."
Arya: "Lots of people name their swords."
Sandor: "Lots of cunts."
(Witty Insult)
55:23 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
to Polliver: "I understand that if any other words come out of your cunt mouth, I'm going to have to eat every fuckin' chicken in this room." (Witty Insult)
55:32 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Polliver: "You lived your life for the King - you going to die for some chickens?
Hound: "Someone is." [BETA-8]
(Witty Insult)
Episode 3: Breaker of Chains
17:59 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor interrupts the farmer while he prays before eating: "You going to do all 7 of the fuckers?" [BETA-9] (Witty Insult)
18:13 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor finishes the farmer's prayer so he can eat: "And we ask the Stranger not to kill us in our beds tonight for no damn reason at all." (Witty Insult)
Episode 6: The Laws of Gods and Men
24:59 (+3) Oberyn Martell:
"These meetings aren't always going to be this early, are they? I was up late last night." [BETA-9] (Witty Insult)
27:06 (+3) Oberyn Martell:
"I have been to Essos and seen the Unsullied firsthand. They are very impressive on the battlefield... less so in the bedroom." [BETA-9] (Witty Insult)
45:27 (+3) Oberyn Martell:
"And did you... fuck him like it was his last night in this world?" [BETA-9] (Witty Insult)
Episode 7: Mockingbird
37:33 (+3) Oberyn Martell:
on Cersei: "It is rare to meet a Lannister, who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters." [BETA-9] (Witty Insult)
Episode 10: The Children
41:27 (+3) Arya Stark:
to the Hound as Brienne approaches: "People coming... you can shit later there's people coming!" [BETA-9] (Witty Insult)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 3: Breaker of Chains
32:16 (+4) Oberyn Martell:
Oberyn with Olyver in Littlefinger's brothel. (Act of Intercourse)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: Two Swords
52:29 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Drinks with Polliver at the Inn with the Chickens (Glass of Wine Consumed)
54:51 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor steals Polliver's drink. "You're a talker. Listening to talkers makes me thirsty... *gulps down mug* ... think I'll take two chickens." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: Breaker of Chains
32:47 (+3) Oberyn Martell:
Oberyn takes a drink between rounds with Olyver at Littlefinger's brothel. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
34:40 (+3) Oberyn Martell:
Oberyn pours himself another goblet as he is questioned by Tywin. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: The Mountain and the Viper
36:52 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound takes a swig from his wineskin while walking to the Bloody Gate. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
45:52 (+3) Oberyn Martell:
Oberyn drinks before the fight. "I always drink before a fight." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
Episode 8: The Mountain and the Viper
50:33 (+5) Oberyn Martell:
Oberyn's head is imploded by the Mountain. "then I smashed her head in... LIKE THIS!" (Death)
Episode 9: The Watchers on the Wall
+0.5 for Oberyn Martell
Episode 10: The Children
+0.5 for Oberyn Martell
Special
Episode 1: Two Swords
44:54 (+2) Barristan Selmy:
Encountering the slave children posted outside of Meereen.
Barristan: "I'll tell our men to ride ahead and bury them. You don't need to see this."
Daenerys: "You will do no such thing. I will see each and every one of their faces."
(Special)
Episode 2: The Lion and the Rose
16:55 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Joffrey names his sword "Widow's Wail". (Special)
Episode 4: Oathkeeper
9:14 (+2) Barristan Selmy:
As Daenerys orders the 163 slave masters of Meereen to be killed:
Barristan: "Sometimes it is better to answer injustice, with mercy."
Daenerys: "I will answer injustice with justice."
(Special)
34:12 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Brienne names her sword "Oathkeeper". (Special)
Episode 6: The Laws of Gods and Men
6:38 (+2) Davos Seaworth:
Davos shows off the fingers Stannis took from him for smuggling. (Special)
Episode 7: Mockingbird
28:24 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor refuses to let Arya cauterize his neck wound. "NO FIRE!" (Special)