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0-0, 0 pts
Points Z-Score: 0 (percentile: 50%)
Weeks at #1: 1
Categories won:
Best Week: None (+0 points)
Team MVP: Tyrion Lannister (picked #2, 144 points, 0% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-0

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Joffrey.
#3 119 10 21 0 70 9 0 9 0
The third child of Tywin Lannister. Under his father's orders, he travels to King's Landing to serve as Hand of the King for Joffrey.
#2 144 2 66 5 35 30 0 6 0
Joffrey Baratheon is the recently coronated King of the Seven Kingdoms. He's kind of a dick.
#6 47 5 12 0 0 6 0 24 0
Totals 310 17 99 5 105 45 0 39 0

Roster

charId Character Special
17
The third child of Tywin Lannister. Under his father's orders, he travels to King's Landing to serve as Hand of the King for Joffrey.
+1 point each time he is denied a drink
+1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender)
18
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Joffrey.
+1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured
+1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her
2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
21
Joffrey Baratheon is the recently coronated King of the Seven Kingdoms. He's kind of a dick.
+1 point for each slap received.
+1 point for each verbal slap received.
Kills
Episode 4: Garden of Bones
15:46 (+5) Joffrey Baratheon:
Joffrey orders Ros to torture Daisy with an antlered sceptre. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Episode 8: The Prince of Winterfell
32:45 (+2) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei has Ros beaten bloody, after mistaking her for Tyrion's secret lover. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Episode 9: Blackwater
23:38 (+6) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei orders Illyn pane to execute 3 deserters who Ser Mandon Moore catches running away.
Ser Mandon Moore: "The lads caught a groom and two maids trying to sneak away with a stolen horse and some gold cups."
Cersei: "The battle's first traitors. Have Ser Ilyn see to them. Put their heads on spikes outside the stables as a warning."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:15 (+2) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei shoves past the injured Lancel Lannister, pushing him into a column and leaving him writhing on the floor. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
50:00 (+2) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion hacks off a soldier's foot and kills him with his axe. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: The North Remembers
12:01 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Cersei: "You love your children. It's your one redeeming quality. That and your cheekbones." (Funny Line)
41:11 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei seizes Littlefinger after his threat. "Seize him ... Cut his throat ... Stop. Oh wait, I've changed my mind. Let him go." (Threat)
Episode 2: The Night Lands
10:00 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
after Cersei tears up Robb Stark's peace terms: "You've perfected the art of tearing up papers." (Witty Insult)
27:35 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Janos Slynt: "I'm not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I'm denying its existence." (Witty Insult)
46:19 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Cersei: "You've never taken it seriously! You haven't, Jaime hasn't! ... it's all fallen on me."
Tyrion: "As has Jaime, repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 3: What Is Dead May Never Die
40:28 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Grand Maester Pycelle: "Cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats." (Threat)
Episode 4: Garden of Bones
10:34 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Ordering Ser Meryn to beat Sansa: "Leave her face... I like her pretty." (Threat)
11:40 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Ser Meryn Trant: "No one threatens His Grace in the presence of the Kingsguard."
Tyrion: "I'm not threatening the King, Ser. I am educating my nephew. Bronn, the next time Ser Meryn speaks, kill him. That was a threat. See the difference?"
(Threat)
Episode 5: The Ghost of Harrenhal
10:26 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Cersei: "Myrcella is a sweet, innocent girl and I don't blame her at all for you." (Witty Insult)
10:31 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Cersei: "Aren't you always so clever with your schemes and your plots?"
Tyrion: "Schemes and plots are the same thing."
(Funny Line)
11:41 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Lancel: "Tell me, if the vile allegations against my brother and sister are true, do you think it will make Jaime more likely to kill you or less likely? When I tell him you're fucking her, I mean." (Threat)
12:23 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Lancel: "I swear to you."
Tyrion: "Swear to me on what?"
Lancel: "On my life."
Tyrion: "But I don't care about your life."
(Funny Line)
16:10 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Bronn: "What about your father?"
Tyrion: "He hasn't sent a raven in weeks. He's very busy. Being repeatedly humiliated by Robb Stark is time-consuming."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 6: The Old Gods and the New
25:44 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Tyrion: "One day I pray you love someone. I pray you love her so much, when you close your eyes, you see her face. I want that for you. I want you to know what it's like to love someone, to truly love someone, before I take her from you." (Threat)
26:24 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
to his younger brother Tommen, as their sister Myrcella is shipped off to Dorne: "You sound like a little cat mewling for his mother. Princes don't cry." (Witty Insult)
26:28 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Sansa: "My little brother cried when I left Winterfell."
Joffrey: "So?"
Sansa: "It seems a normal thing."
Joffrey: "Is your little brother a prince?"
Sansa: "No."
Joffrey: "Not really relevant, then, is it?"
(Witty Insult)
29:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
"We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!" (Witty Insult)
29:37 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Joffrey: "YOU'RE TALKING TO A KING!!!"
Tyrion: [SLAPS Joffrey] "...and now I've struck a King. Did my hand fall from my wrist?"
(Witty Insult)
Episode 8: The Prince of Winterfell
28:48 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Tyrion: "I have a certain sympathy for odd little boys."
Cersei: "You and Varys both."
(Witty Insult)
30:01 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Cersei: "Do you know why Varys is so dangerous? ... Because he doesn't have a cock."
Tyrion: "Neither do you."
(Witty Insult)
30:45 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Cersei: "...because I have your little whore."
Tyrion: "I thought you preferred blondes."
(Funny Line)
32:02 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Tyrion: "Don't worry, she'll (Tyrion's lover) be treated gently enough... unless Joffrey is hurt. And then every wound he suffers she'll suffer, too. And if he dies, there isn't a man alive who could devise a more painful death for your little cunt." (Threat)
33:39 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Cersei: "I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you're safe and happy and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid." (Threat)
47:21 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
"They say Stannis never smiles. I'll give him a red smile from ear to ear." (Threat)
47:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Joffrey: "They say Stannis never smiles. I'll give him a red smile from ear to ear."
Tyrion to Varys behind Joffrey's back: "Imagine Stannis' terror."
(Witty Insult)
49:03 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
"The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned, the Drowned God wants them drowned. Why are all the Gods such vicious cunts? Where is the God of tits and wine?" (Funny Line)
Episode 9: Blackwater
7:35 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Shae: "You can't fuck your way out of *everything*." (Witty Insult)
9:26 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Pycelle: "Be careful on the stairs, Grand Maester. There are so many." (Witty Insult)
13:43 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "I've always hated the bells. They ring for horror... a dead king, a city under siege."
Tyrion: "...a wedding."
(Funny Line)
21:17 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Joffrey: "If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought."
Tyrion: "That would make me the Quarterman. It just doesn't have the same ring to it."
(Funny Line)
31:28 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
"If it were anyone else outside those gates, I might have hoped for a private audience. But this is Stannis Baratheon. I'd have a better chance of seducing his horse." (Witty Insult)
31:41 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Sansa: "Have I shocked you, little dove? Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between your legs. Learn how to use it. Drink.

Do you have any notion of what happens when a city is sacked? No, you wouldn't, would you? If the city falls, these fine women should be in for a bit of a rape. Half of them will have bastards in their bellies come the morning. You'll be glad of your red flower then. When a man's blood is up, anything with tits looks good. A precious thing like you will look very, very good. A slice of cake just waiting to be eaten."
(Threat)
41:15 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to the Hound after he retreats from the battle and takes a wine break: "Can I get you some iced milk and a nice bowl of raspberries, too?" (Witty Insult)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 9: Blackwater
8:04 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Sex with Shae on the eve of the battle.
Tyrion: "I'm a Lannister. I don't have a choice in all this. But it's not your war."
Shae: "It is now."
(Act of Intercourse)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: The North Remembers
7:57 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks after making his entrance at Joffrey's nameday celebration. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
10:28 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion pours himself a glass of wine upon arrival at the Small Council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 2: The Night Lands
8:25 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Drinks during a meeting with Varys and Shae. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
26:06 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks during the meeting with Janos Slynt. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: What Is Dead May Never Die
22:27 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks during dinner with Sansa, Myrcella, and Tommen. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
29:17 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while convincing Petyr Baelish to broker an agreement to marry off Myrcella Baratheon to Robin Arryn, the heir to the Vale. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
42:08 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
drinks wine while chatting with Varys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 5: The Ghost of Harrenhal
10:13 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks while hearing the reports of chaos in Renly's camp. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: The Prince of Winterfell
30:24 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sips from his glass while talking with Cersei after dinner. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 9: Blackwater
8:29 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes a drink while talking with Pycelle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
23:27 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes her first drink in the ladies' chamber while talking with Sansa. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
29:03 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks her second glass of wine as Ser Dontos is juggling. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:32 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei's third drink while talking with Sansa in the ladies' chamber. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
46:00 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei's takes her fourth cup of wine while Lancel gives her a report on the battle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Political Wins
Episode 2: The Night Lands
28:19 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion strips Janos Slynt of his titles and exiles him to the Night's Watch. "There's a ship leaving for Eastwatch-by-the-Sea tonight. From there I'm afraid it's rather a long walk to Castle Black." (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 3: What Is Dead May Never Die
41:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion orders Grand Maester Pycelle to be thrown into the dungeons of King's Landing. (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 4: Garden of Bones
11:07 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion interrupts the court and stops Joffrey's public beating of Sansa Stark. (Politics (to be categorized))
16:14 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Joffrey forcibly orders Ros to continue torturing Daisy.
Ros: "Your Grace, if your uncle finds out..."
Joffrey: "Oh, I want him to find out. You will bring her to his chambers when you're finished and show him what you've done. Or the same thing will happen to you."
(Politics (to be categorized))
43:15 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion exposes Lancel Lannister's incest with Cersei.
Lancel: "Your own father, Lord Tywin, when I was named the King's squire, he told me to obey her in everything."
Tyrion: "Did he tell you to fuck her, too?"
(Politics (to be categorized))
44:08 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion gains Lancel as a follower after blackmailing him with his knowledge of his affair with Cersei. (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 5: The Ghost of Harrenhal
11:20 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion discover's Cersei's wildfire plans through Lancel. (Politics (to be categorized))
32:37 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion recruits Halyne the Pyromancer: "You won't be making wildfire for my sister any longer. You'll be making it for me." (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 7: A Man Without Honor
33:38 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei: "Permit me to share some womanly wisdom with you on this very special day. The more people you love, the weaker you are. You'll do things for them that you know you shouldn't do. You'll act the fool to make them happy, to keep them safe. Love no one but your children. On that front, a mother has no choice."
Sansa: "But... shouldn't I love Joffrey, Your Grace?"
Cersei: "You can try, little dove."
(Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 8: The Prince of Winterfell
32:45 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes Ros, who she suspects of being Tyrion's secret lover, as a prisoner - collateral for whatever happens to Joffrey on the battlefield. (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 9: Blackwater
18:55 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Joffrey presents his new sword, Hearteater. (Politics (to be categorized))
28:00 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion wins the first phase of the Battle of the Blackwater, blowing out a huge portion of Stannis' fleet with a massive wildfire explosion. (Politics (to be categorized))
38:39 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei ignores Lancel's protests and orders Joffrey back to the safety of the Red Keep. (Politics (to be categorized))
44:33 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion's speech rouses the troops after Joffrey abandoned them.
"They say I'm half a man. But what does that make the lot of you? The only way out is through the gates. And they're at the gates.

There's another way out. I'm going to show you. We'll come out behind them and fuck them in their asses.

Don't fight for your king and don't fight for his kingdoms. Don't fight for honor. Don't fight for glory. Don't fight for riches, because you won't get any. This is your city Stannis means to sack. That's your gate he's ramming. If he gets in, it will be your houses he burns, your gold he steals, your women he will rape.

Those are brave me knocking at our door. Let's go kill them!"
(Politics (to be categorized))
50:28 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion wins the third phase of the battle, successfully leading a counterattack by sneaking through the tunnels and flanking Stannis' forces, destroying his siege weapons. (Politics (to be categorized))
Special
Episode 1: The North Remembers
40:39 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Littlefinger references Cersei's incest.
Littlefinger: "When boys and girls live in the same home, awkward situations can arise. Sometimes, I've heard, even brothers and sisters develop certain affections. And when these affections become common knowledge, well, that is an awkward situation indeed, especially in a prominent family."
(Special)
48:38 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Joffrey: "I heard a disgusting lie about Uncle Jaime... and you." (Special)
49:16 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Joffrey gets slapped after confronting Cersei about Robert's infidelities. (Special)
Episode 2: The Night Lands
46:19 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei: "You've never taken it seriously! You haven't, Jaime hasn't! ... it's all fallen on me."
Tyrion: "As has Jaime, repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon."
(Special)
Episode 3: What Is Dead May Never Die
41:30 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion pays the frightened Daisy after he interrupts her session with Maester Pycelle to arrest him. (Special)
41:42 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion adds a second coin to Daisy's payment after watching Maester Pycelle dragged off. (Special)
Episode 4: Garden of Bones
12:50 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Bronn: "There's no cure for being a cunt." (Special)
Episode 6: The Old Gods and the New
27:30 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Joffrey gets nailed with a chunk of manure right across the face. (Special)
29:21 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Tyrion: "We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!" (Special)
29:39 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Joffrey: "YOU'RE TALKING TO A KING!!!"
Tyrion: [SLAPS Joffrey] "...and now I've struck a King. Did my hand fall from my wrist?"
(Special)
Episode 8: The Prince of Winterfell
29:25 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Cersei: "[Joffrey's] place is not on the battlefield."
Tyrion: "It's not on the throne, either, sadly for all of us."
(Special)
Episode 9: Blackwater
41:42 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Sandor Clegane: "Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the King." (Special)
48:10 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Sansa: "What about the King?"
Sandor: "He can die just fine on his own."
(Special)