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0 pts
Z-Score: 0 (percentile: 50%)
Weeks at #1: 0.5
Categories won:
Best Week: None (+0 points)
Team MVP: Tyrion Lannister (picked #5, 160 points, 0% of team total)

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
The third of the Lannister children, Tyrion is a dwarf who loves to whore and drink.
#5 160 2 36 40 70 6 0 6 0
The bastard son of Ned Stark - he is the outcast of the Stark children and despised by Lady Stark.
#8 77 15 3 0 5 9 0 45 0
The head of House Stark. Ned rules as Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North.
#1 89 22 3 0 20 27 11 6 0
Queen of the Seven Kingdoms - she rules alongside King Robert Baratheon.
#4 54 0 15 20 10 3 0 6 0
Totals 380 39 57 60 105 45 11 63 0

Roster

charId Character Special
1
The head of House Stark. Ned rules as Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North.
2x points for mentions that "Winter is coming"
+1 point each time he brandishes his greatsword, Ice
18
Queen of the Seven Kingdoms - she rules alongside King Robert Baratheon.
+1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured
+1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her
2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
17
The third of the Lannister children, Tyrion is a dwarf who loves to whore and drink.
+1 point each time he is denied a drink
+1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender)
39
The bastard son of Ned Stark - he is the outcast of the Stark children and despised by Lady Stark.
+1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw
+1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence
Ghost's actions contribute to his points.
Kills
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
13:44 (+10) Eddard Stark:
Ned executes the Night's Watch deserter, Will. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
53:58 (+10) Eddard Stark:
Ned executes Sansa's direwolf, Lady, after Cersei demands retribution for the wounds Joffrey suffered in his attack on Arya and Nymeria. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
21:47 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon breaks Grenn's nose while training at Castle Black. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
12:53 (+2) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion repeatedly bludgeons a hill tribesman to death with the tip of a shield during the ambush on the road to the Eyrie. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:24 (+2) Eddard Stark:
Ned kills one of Jaime Lannister's men as they are attacked outside of Littlefinger's brothel. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
26:07 (+10) Jon Snow:
Jon throws a burning lamp to kill the wight formerly known as Othor, the Night's Watch ranger. (Kill of Named Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
17:24 (+3) Eddard Stark:
Ned agrees to allow the Stark children to keep the orphaned direwolf pups. "You will train them yourselves. You will feed them yourselves. And if they die, you will bury them yourselves." (Threat)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
5:45 (+6) Tyrion Lannister:
while disciplining Joffrey: "One word, and I hit you again."
Joffrey: "I'm telling mothe-" *SLAP*
(Threat)
6:13 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
After Tyrion lays the slapfest on Joffrey:
Hound: "The prince will remember that, little lord."
Tyrion: "I hope so. If he forgets, be a good dog and remind him."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
24:44 (+3) Jon Snow:
Grenn: "You broke my nose, bastard."
Jon: [looks at nose] "It's an improvement."
(Witty Insult)
42:16 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Yoren: "And what about you my Lord, what's the strangest thing you've eaten?"
Tyrion: "Do Dornish girls count?"
(Funny Line)
42:50 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Benjen: "The Night's Watch is a joke to you, is it? Is that what we are Lannister, an army of jesters in black?"
Tyrion: "You don't have enough men to be an army, and aside from Yoren here, none of you are particularly funny."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
4:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Bran: "I'm not a cripple."
Tyrion: "Then I'm not a dwarf. My father will rejoice to hear it!"
(Comeback)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
11:45 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Catelyn: "The dagger foun-"
Tyrion: "What sort of imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade?"
Rodrik: "Shall I gag him?"
Tyrion: "Why, am I starting to make sense?"
(Comeback)
13:24 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Bronn: "You need a woman. Nothing like a woman after a fight."
Tyrion: [looking at Lady Stark] "Well, I'm willing if she is."
(Funny Line)
41:56 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Robert: "I'm sorry your marriage to Ned Stark didn't work out. You seemed so good together." (Witty Insult)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
3:14 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Robert: "I should wear the armor, and you the gown." (Witty Insult)
24:01 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion confesses his "crimes" to the court at the Eyrie. "When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew, I flogged the one-eyed snake..." (Funny Line)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
8:21 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
on her wedding night with Robert: "Then that night he crawled on top of me, stinking of wine, and did what he did what little he could do." (Witty Insult)
9:22 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Ned: "When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground." (Threat)
55:04 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
"Is this meant to be your shield, Lord Stark? A piece of paper." *rips up Robert's letter* (Threat)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
20:56 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Shagga: "How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?"
Tyrion: "In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock."
(Funny Line)
21:40 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Shagga: "Are those the best weapons you could steal? Good enough for killing sheep, if the sheep don't fight back. Lannister smiths shit better steel." (Witty Insult)
45:44 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tywin: "Your brother would never have submitted to capture so meekly."
Tyrion: "We have our differences, Jaime and I. He is braver. I am better looking."
(Funny Line)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
30:25 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Jaime finds Tyrion with Ros at the brothel in Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
32:16 (+15) Tyrion Lannister:
Jaime needs Tyrion to hurry up so he won't be alone at the Winterfell feast - he invites three more whores for Tyrion at the brothel in Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
59:28 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Bran stumbles on Jaime and Cersei in the watchtower. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
51:35 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion exposes himself to the elements to piss from atop the Wall. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Episode 9: Baelor
26:45 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion with Shae in his tent, after meeting her for the first time. "And I want you to fuck me like it's my last night in this world... which it may well be." (Act of Intercourse)
41:59 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion and Shae round two after Tyrion tells the story of his former wife. Bronn awkwardly leaves the tent. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
18:44 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei with her cousin Lancel: "Stop talking. Get back into bed." (Act of Intercourse)
29:11 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion with Shae after he invites her to King's Landing with her
Tyrion: "because the King needs a Hand, and the Hand needs-"
Shae: "I know what a Hand needs."
(Act of Intercourse)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
30:25 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion chugs down a mug while he is with Ros at the brothel in Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
42:29 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion takes a sip from his flask to "prepare for a night with the Stark family" outside the feast at Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
7:07 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
A drink at breakfast. "Bread. And two of those little fish. And a mug of dark beer to wash it down." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
28:37 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks from Tyrion's wineskin while they talk on the way to the Wall. "Everything's better with some wine in the belly." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
43:03 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while chatting with Yoren and Benjen Stark. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
45:19 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks after a refill from Yoren. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
49:28 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while speaking with Maester Aemon and Lord Commander Mormont. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
19:04 (+5) Eddard Stark:
Ned drinks during a meeting of the Small Council. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
5:32 (+5) Eddard Stark:
Robert pours Ned a glass. "Drink. Your King commands it." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
45:47 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks while commiserating with Robert about their marriage and the realm. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
7:42 (+5) Eddard Stark:
Ned drinks from the flask that Varys smuggles down to him. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 9: Baelor
2:24 (+5) Eddard Stark:
Ned drinks from the flask that Varys smuggles to him in the dungeons. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
23:21 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks during the Lannister host's war planning. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
24:55 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks during his first meeting with Shae. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:19 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "You killed your first man before you were 12."
Bronn: "It was a woman."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:44 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "You once loved a woman many years ago but it turned out badly so you never let yourself love again."
Tyrion: "Oh wait, that's me."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
37:07 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "Your mother was a whore."
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
37:22 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "Your father left the family when you were very young, never to return."
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion: "Have we established the rules about lying?"
Shae: "Drink!"
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
38:00 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "I don't believe the life of the Silent Sisters is for you. So what's a lowborn girl to do?"
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
20:31 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks during a discussion with his father Tywin. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
11:33 (+6) Eddard Stark:
As he prepares to execute the Night's Watch deserter:
Ned: "Tell Bran he's coming too."
Catelyn: "Ned. Ten is too young to see such things."
Ned: "He won't be a boy forever. And winter is coming."
(Politics (to be categorized))
44:36 (+6) Eddard Stark:
to Benjen at the feast: "Winter is coming." (Politics (to be categorized))
57:50 (+3) Eddard Stark:
Ned agrees to become Robert's Hand of the King. (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 3: Lord Snow
14:48 (+6) Eddard Stark:
to Arya. "You were born in the long summer, you've never known anything else. But now Winter is truly coming." (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
5:36 (+3) Eddard Stark:
Robert makes Ned the Hand of the King again. "Put on the badge. And if you ever take it off again I swear to the Mother I'll pin the damn thing on Jaime Lannister." (Politics (to be categorized))
29:19 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Bronn volunteers to defend Tyrion in the Trial by Combat. "I'll stand for the dwarf." (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
0:00 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei becomes Queen Regent to Joffrey after Robert's death. (Politics (to be categorized))
22:47 (+3) Eddard Stark:
Robert on his deathbed: "I hereby command Eddard of House Stark... titles, titles... to serve as Lord Regent and Protector of the Realm upon my death." (Politics (to be categorized))
36:30 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon is assigned as a Steward of the Night's Watch. (Politics (to be categorized))
46:34 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon recites his Night's Watch vows in front of the heart tree north of the Wall. "Night gathers and now my watch begins." (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 9: Baelor
11:36 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jeor Mormont gifts the ancestral sword of his house, the Valyrian bastard sword Longclaw, to Jon Snow. (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
21:19 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion is appointed Hand of the King by Tywin
Tywin: "... and you will head to King's Landing."
Tyrion "And do what?"
Tywin: "Rule. You will serve as Hand of the King in my stead. You will bring that boy King to heel and his mother too, if needs be."
(Politics (to be categorized))
Deaths
Episode 9: Baelor
54:57 (+10) Eddard Stark:
Ned is beheaded as a traitor at the Sept of Baelor. (Death)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
+1 for Eddard Stark
Special
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
13:12 (+3) Eddard Stark:
Ned unsheathes his Valyrian greatsword, Ice, to execute the deserter of the Night's Watch. (Special)
20:38 (+3) Eddard Stark:
Ned sharpens his Valyrian greatsword, Ice, in the Godswood of Winterfell. (Special)
42:43 (+9) Jon Snow:
Tyrion: "And you, you're Ned Stark's bastard, aren't you?"
...
Tyrion: "Did I offend you? Sorry. You are the bastard though?"
Jon Snow: "Lord Eddard Stark is my father."
Tyrion: "and Lady Stark is not your mother. Making you... the bastard."
(Special)
43:06 (+3) Jon Snow:
Tyrion: "Let me give you some advice, bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor. Then it can never be used to hurt you." (Special)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
27:44 (+3) Jon Snow:
Tyrion: "And you? What's your story, bastard?" (Special)
27:56 (+3) Jon Snow:
Tyrion: "A bastard boy, with nothing to inherit. Off to join the ancient order of the Night's Watch." (Special)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
22:00 (+3) Jon Snow:
"Pyp. Do you think Ned Stark's bastard bleeds like the rest of us?" (Special)
24:44 (+3) Jon Snow:
Grenn: "You broke my nose, bastard." (Special)
Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
8:10 (+3) Jon Snow:
Alliser Thorne, after Jon steps in to defend Sam: "Looks like the bastard's in love." (Special)
8:20 (+3) Jon Snow:
"You two. Three of you ought to be sufficient to make lady piggy squeal. All you've got to do is get past the bastard." (Special)
40:23 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon: "And why's my surname Snow?"
Samwell: "Because you're a bastard from the North."
(Special)
52:16 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion offers up a coin to anyone at the inn who will give him the room. Bronn accepts.
Tyrion: "Is there nothing I can do ... [holds up coin] ... to remedy this?"
Bronn : "You can have my room."
Tyrion: "There's a clever man."
(Special)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
39:42 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion tosses his bag of gold to Mord, as promised. (Special)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
7:15 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei is confronted by Ned in the gardens.
Cersei: "My brother's worth a thousand of your friend."
Ned: "Your brother, or your lover?"
(Special)
7:48 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei: "Do you love your children?"
Ned: "With all my heart."
Cersei: "No more than I love mine."
Ned: "And they're all Jaime's."
(Special)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
22:50 (+6) Jon Snow:
Alliser: "Now there's a rare sight. Not only a bastard, but a traitor's bastard." (Special)
23:13 (+3) Jon Snow:
After Ser Alliser goads Jon into attacking him: "Blood will always tell. You'll hang for this, bastard." (Special)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
44:52 (+3) Jon Snow:
Lord Commander Mormont: "So I'll only ask you once, Lord Snow - are you a brother of the Nights Watch, or a bastard boy who wants to play at war?" (Special)