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Drogon's Baby Back Ribs - Fantasora

Drogon's Baby Back Ribs

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Owner: nyan

7-3, 304 pts
Points Z-Score: 0.732 (percentile: 76.81%)
Weeks at #1: 8
Categories won: Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (78), Glasses of Wine Consumed (65)
Best Week: Episode 8: Hardhome (+65 points)
Team MVP: Tyrion Lannister (picked #3, 121 points, 39.8% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-4

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
The third of the Lannister children. After losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped prison and fled King's Landing.
#3 121 3 54 0 55 9 0 0 0
A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.
#30 44 26 3 0 0 15 0 0 0
A son of one of the Meereenese slave masters - he appears in Daenerys' court to ask for his fathers body, after Daenerys crucifies all of the slavers in Meereen.
#62 11 0 0 0 0 0 11 0 0
A Red Priestess from Asshai, she is a close advisor to Stannis.
#14 29 10 3 10 0 3 0 3 0
A former prostitute, Olyvar now manages Littlefinger's brothels while he is away in the Eyrie.
#94 25 0 6 10 0 3 0 6 0
One of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#46 15 2 3 10 0 0 0 0 0
Lord Stannis Baratheon's wife. She is a strong believer in the new faith of the red priestess Melisandre, who follows the Lord of Light.
#83 20 10 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his bastard son.
#19 14 0 0 0 5 9 0 0 0
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes.
#35 6 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
A squire who serves Tyrion Lannister.
#51 17 0 3 0 5 3 0 6 0
A member of the Night's Watch. Edd commanded some of the forces on the Wall in the Battle at Castle Black.
#67 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The captain's daughter aboard the merchant ship Myraham, a merchant ship traveling between the Riverlands and the Iron Islands. She had an affair with Theon Greyjoy during his stay aboard the ship, though he did not take her for a wife.
#110 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The First Steward of the Night's Watch.
#78 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A childhood friend of Cersei Lannister.
#99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 304 53 78 30 65 42 21 15 0

Roster

charId Character Special
17
The third of the Lannister children. After losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped prison and fled King's Landing.
+1 point each time he is denied a drink
+1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender)
52
A Red Priestess from Asshai, she is a close advisor to Stannis.
+1 point for mentioning that "the night is dark and full of terrors"
+1 each time she mentions a vision she sees in the flames
86
Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his bastard son.
+1 politics point for lectures given to his son Ramsay
67
A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.
+1 point for every mention of "killing Crows"
+1 point for stares into Brienne's soul
189
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes.
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell
190
One of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell
27
A squire who serves Tyrion Lannister.
+1 point for failed attempts at basic tasks.
96
A son of one of the Meereenese slave masters - he appears in Daenerys' court to ask for his fathers body, after Daenerys crucifies all of the slavers in Meereen.
45
A member of the Night's Watch. Edd commanded some of the forces on the Wall in the Battle at Castle Black.
194
The First Steward of the Night's Watch.
125
Lord Stannis Baratheon's wife. She is a strong believer in the new faith of the red priestess Melisandre, who follows the Lord of Light.
+1 point when she does something crazy or New Age.
126
A former prostitute, Olyvar now manages Littlefinger's brothels while he is away in the Eyrie.
+1 point whenever he name-drops that the brothel "is Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment"
197
A childhood friend of Cersei Lannister.
168
The captain's daughter aboard the merchant ship Myraham, a merchant ship traveling between the Riverlands and the Iron Islands. She had an affair with Theon Greyjoy during his stay aboard the ship, though he did not take her for a wife.
Kills
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
34:09 (+2) Tyene Sand:
Tyene manages to slash Bronn on the arm with her dagger, just before Areo Hotah and the Dornish guards arrive. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Episode 7: The Gift
28:30 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion beats a slave trader with the chain from his collar, to prove his worth to the slave trader Yezzan zo Qaggaz. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Episode 8: Hardhome
33:05 (+10) Tormund Giantsbane:
After he is insulted by the Lord of Bones, Tormund steals his club and smashes in the Lord of Bones' skull with it. (Kill of Named Character)
48:00 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:01 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund slices down another wight as Jon makes a run for the main Wildling hut where the dragonglass daggers were left. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
52:21 (+6) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down a wildling, stabs another through the back of the head, and stabs another through the neck. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
53:59 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund headbutts a wight, then throws his sword into the stomach of another that charges at him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
54:28 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down a wight as he, Jon Snow, and Edd make a run for the dock. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
54:28 (+2) Eddison Tollett:
Edd cuts down a wight as he, Tormund, and Jon Snow make a run for the dock. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
33:57 (+10) Melisandre:
Melisandre burns Shireen Baratheon at the stake after convincing Stannis that her king's blood must be sacrificed. "It will all be over soon, Princess." (Kill of Named Character)
45:39 (+2) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion picks a dagger up from the ground and slits the throat of a Son of the Harpy who attempts to attack Missandei. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
3:49 (+10) Selyse Baratheon:
Selyse hangs herself after she is devastated by the sacrificial burning of her daughter Shireen. (Kill of Named Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
14:19 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
“Are you a lord if you kill your father? I don’t imagine they revoke your nobility for killing a whore, it must happen all the time.” (Funny Line)
35:00 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "There are faster ways to kill yourself."
Tyrion: "Not for a coward."
(Funny Line)
37:31 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "You have a choice, my friend. You can stay here at Illyrio’s palace and drink yourself to death or you can ride with me to Meereen, meet Daenerys Targaryen and decide if the world is worth fighting for."
Tyrion: "Can I drink myself to death on the road to Meereen?"
(Funny Line)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
8:13 (+3) Podrick Payne:
Brienne: "Ready the horses."
Podrick: "We only have one horse."
(Funny Line)
27:30 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "Cersei has offered a lordship to the man who brings her your head."
Tyrion: "She ought to offer her cunt. Best part of her for the best part of me."
(Witty Insult)
27:43 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "Are we really going to spend the entire road to Volantis talking about the futility of everything?"
Tyrion: "You're right, no point."
(Funny Line)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
41:08 (+3) Olyvar:
In Littlefinger's brothel, during an elaborate roleplay of the Seven.
Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden..."
Olyvar: *muttering* "...always the Maiden."
(Funny Line)
41:15 (+3) Olyvar:
Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden... and the Stranger."
Olyvar: "Two is extra, you realize?"
(Funny Line)
54:54 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Brothel bouncer: "It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head."
Tyrion: "It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's cock."
*flustered Varys*
(Funny Line)
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56:05 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Varys: "I need to talk to someone with hair." (Witty Insult)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
21:35 (+3) Melisandre:
"You know nothing, Jon Snow." (Witty Insult)
39:08 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
"MRPPHM MRPPPHM MPRMPRPHM MPRPHPM MPRPRHPHMMM MMHRRM MPHRRM... thank you." (Funny Line)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
47:40 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Jorah Mormont: "Long, sullen silences and the occasional punch in the face. The Mormont way." (Witty Insult)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
21:27 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "You can't just hand a dried cock to a merchant and expect him to pay for it! He has to know it came from a dwarf. And how could he know unless he sees the dwarf?"
Slave trader: "It will be a dwarf-sized cock."
Tyrion: "Guess again."
(Funny Line)
Episode 7: The Gift
40:19 (+3) Nymeria Sand:
Bronn: "♫...I've tasted the Dornishman's wife. ♫"
Tyene Sand: *claps* "...he's got a good voice."
Nymeria: "We're lucky he's a singer. If he were a fighter, we might have been in trouble."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 8: Hardhome
2:24 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
"I killed my mother... on the day I was born. I killed my father, Tywin Lannister, with a bolt to the heart. I am the greatest Lannister killer of all time." (Funny Line)
20:27 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
"Someday, if you decide not to execute me, I'll tell you all about why I killed my father. And on that day, should it ever come, we'll need more wine than this." (Funny Line)
21:25 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
"My own sister married someone she loathed as well, though not by choice and certainly not for the greater good, Gods forbid." (Witty Insult)
36:50 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
on Jon Snow: "He's prettier than both my daughters, but he knows how to fight." (Witty Insult)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
15:02 (+3) Nymeria Sand:
Nymeria taunts her half-sister Tyene as she dominates her in the slapping game 17 times in a row.
"Why do we play? I'm better than you. I'll always... *slap* ...be better than you. Have I ever missed? Once? *slap* I don't think I have, I can't *slap* recall. You must love humiliation. *slap* Or pain. *slap* Which do you love most, humiliation or *slap* ...pain? That one hurt, didn't it? *slap*"
(Witty Insult)
38:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Hizdahr zo Loraq: "You don't approve (of the fighting pits)?"
Tyrion: "There's always been more than enough death in the world for my taste. I can do without it in my leisure time."
(Funny Line)
38:56 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Hizdahr zo Loraq, as the dead pit fighter is dragged away: "That... is a vital part of the great city of Meereen, which existed long before you or I, and will remain standing long after we have returned to the dirt."
Tyrion: "My father would have liked you."
(Witty Insult)
39:36 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Hizdahr zo Loraq: "Well said. You're an eloquent man. Doesn't mean you're wrong. In my experience, eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles." (Witty Insult)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
26:32 (+3) Tyene Sand:
to Bronn: "You want a good girl, but you need the bad pussy." (Funny Line)
32:06 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Missandei: "Apologies. My Valyrian is a bit nostril." (Funny Line)
33:36 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Daario: "So mainly you talk."
Tyrion: "And drink. I've survived so far."
(Witty Insult)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
32:02 (+10) Olyvar:
Olyvar in bed with Loras, admiring the striking resemblance of Loras' birthmarks to the geography of Dorne. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
19:50 (+10) Melisandre:
Melisandre visits the Lord Commander's chambers and undresses herself, in an attempt to woo Jon Snow. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Episode 7: The Gift
41:14 (+10) Tyene Sand:
Tyene strips down to toy with Bronn as he suffers from the effects of her poisoned dagger. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
13:59 (+15) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion downs 3 cups of wine after getting out of that fucking crate, before puking over all the rugs in Ilyrio's palace. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
15:04 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
After vomiting his previous three drinks onto the floor of Ilyrio's palace, Tyrion refills and goes for another. Boot 'n rally! (Glass of Wine Consumed)
35:01 (+10) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks away his misery with two glasses of wine on the balcony of Ilyrio's palace. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
7:38 (+5) Podrick Payne:
Podrick drinks a mug of ale while he and Brienne stop at an inn. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
27:20 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks a glass of wine inside that fucking box. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
52:53 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks from a flask while walking through a market in Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
55:49 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks at the whorehouse in Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
32:59 (+5) Roose Bolton:
Roose drinks after dinner with Ramsay. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: Hardhome
20:13 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
drinks while speaking with Daenerys in her chambers. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
22:45 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks his refilled cup while speaking with Daenerys in her chambers. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Political Wins
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
7:54 (+3) Podrick Payne:
Podrick discovers Sansa in disguise with Petyr Baelish. "My Lady (Brienne)... Sansa Stark. Don't look! ... She's dyed her hair, but it's her." (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
13:01 (+3) Roose Bolton:
Roose lectures Ramsay on what the Boltons need to rule the North: "I have something important to tell you... Stop eating and listen." (Politics (to be categorized))
50:11 (+3) Roose Bolton:
Roose intercepts Cersei's raven letter to Littlefinger and reads its contents. "I'm sure you understand my position, Lord Baelish. If you received word in the night from the Queen Mother, it does make me question our new alliance." (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
40:55 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion figures out that his captor is Jorah Mormont, and deduces the backstory behind their falling out. "A highborn knight from the North of Westeros, down on his luck in Essos. Dragon epaulets, bear sigil breastplate. You're Jorah Mormont." (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
12:42 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund convinces Jon to mobilize the Night's Watch (and Jon himself) to accompany him on the mission to Hardhome,  "They need to hear it from you. They need to know the ships they are boarding wot be torched in the middle of the sea. You come with me or I don't go." (Politics (to be categorized))
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32:54 (+3) Roose Bolton:
lectures Ramsay: "You disgraced yourself at dinner. Parading that creature before the Stark girl." (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
21:27 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces the slave trader Malko to spare his life for the time being, instead of slitting his throat and chopping off his cock. "You can't just hand a dried cock to a merchant and expect him to pay for it! He has to know it came from a dwarf. And how could he know unless he sees the dwarf?" (Politics (to be categorized))
41:43 (+3) Olyvar:
Olyvar betrays Loras Tyrell, exposing his homosexuality to the High Sparrow's inquest.
High Sparrow: "And what occurred in his chamber?"
Olyvar: "We engaged in intimate relations."
High Sparrow: "You lay with him?"
Olyvar: "That night and many others."
(Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 8: Hardhome
5:58 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Daenerys to spare Jorah Mormont, and banish him from the city of Meereeen instead. "A ruler who kills those devoted to her is not a ruler who inspires devotion. And you're going to need to inspire devotion, a lot of it, if you're ever going to rule across the Narrow Sea. But you cannot have him by your side when you do." (Politics (to be categorized))
36:14 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund convinces the Wildlings to not kill Jon Snow for killing Mance. "None of you saw Mance die. I did. The southern king who broke our army, Stannis, wanted to burn him alive to send us a message. Jon Snow defied that cunt's orders. His arrow was mercy." (Politics (to be categorized))
38:45 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund convinces the Wildlings to accept Jon Snow's invitation and depart Hardhome to head south of the Wall.
Karsi: "I'll never trust a man in black. But I trust you, Tormund. If you say this is the way, we're with you."
Tormund: "This is the way."
(Politics (to be categorized))
39:07 (+6) Tormund Giantsbane:
Karsi and the Giant Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun agree to follow Tormund south of the Wall. (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
31:42 (+3) Melisandre:
Melisandre has convinced Stannis Baratheon to offer up his daughter Shireen for a sacrifice of her "king's blood". (Politics (to be categorized))
Deaths
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
45:30 (+10) Hizdahr zo Loraq:
Hizdahr is stabbed to death by the Sons of the Harpy as they mount an attack on the fighting pits. (Death)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
3:49 (+10) Selyse Baratheon:
Selyse hangs herself after she is devastated by the sacrificial burning of her daughter Shireen. (Death)
+1 for Hizdahr zo Loraq
Special
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
12:07 (+3) Podrick Payne:
Podrick's fails to control his horse as it runs loose during the chase by Littlefinger's men. (Special)
13:01 (+3) Podrick Payne:
Podrick loses control of his horse again, after it rears onto its hind legs and throws Podrick into the river. (Special)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
41:31 (+3) Olyvar:
Olyvar protests as the Sparrows break into Littlefinger's brothel to expose the High Septon: "What are you doing? This establishment belongs to Lord Petyr Baelish, you can't-" (Special)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
10:26 (+3) Olyvar:
Olyvar grabs a Sparrow as they invade Littlefinger's brothel, and gets elbowed in the face. "This is Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment!" (Special)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
33:04 (+3) Melisandre:
"Hear us now, my Lord. For you, we offer up this girl, that you may cleanse her with your fire and that its light may lead our way. Accept this token of our faith, my Lord, and lead us from the darkness. Lord of Light, show us the way. Lord of Light, protect us. For the night is dark and full of terrors." (Special)