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Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms - Fantasora

Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms

Demo League S6 - Roto

Owner: nyan

128 pts
Z-Score: -1.407 (percentile: 7.96%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won: Acts of Intercourse (25)
Best Week: Episode 1: The Red Woman (+41 points)
Team MVP: Melisandre (picked #5, 29 points, 22.66% of team total)

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
A Red Priestess from Asshai, Melisandre served as a close advisor to Stannis Baratheon until she abandoned his cause at the Battle of Winterfell against the Boltons.
#5 29 0 3 20 0 6 0 0 0
A wildling woman who serves the Starks. She splits off from Bran's group and travels with Rickon.
#69 24 0 3 5 0 0 16 0 0
The youngest of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She uses daggers and poisons as her weapons.
#21 15 12 0 0 0 3 0 0 0
The wife of King Tommen Baratheon and Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. Her increasing influence over the young king have put at her odds against his mother, Cersei Lannister.
#12 19 0 0 0 0 9 10 0 0
A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker. He journeys south to begin his training as a Maester to replace the aging Maester Aemon.
#32 12 0 6 0 0 6 0 0 0
A freed slave from Astapor, who serves Daenerys as an advisor and translator.
#44 14 0 6 0 5 0 0 3 0
A wildling who lived north of the Wall. After she befriended Samwell Tarly, she escaped with him to Castle Black, and now sails with him to Oldtown as Sam begins his Maester's training.
#37 6 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
A squire in the service of Brienne of Tarth. He previously served as Tyrion Lannister's squire.
#33 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes. She wields a whip.
#53 6 0 3 0 0 3 0 0 0
A Pirate Lord from the Lys, a free city of Essos. He is an old friend of Ser Davos Seaworth and fought for Stannis in the Battle of the Blackwater.
#76 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell. He is currently imprisoned by the High Sparrow for his alleged homosexual affairs with Olyvar, the brothel owner.
#28 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A former prostitute, Olyvar now manages Littlefinger's brothels while he is away in the Eyrie. He plays a key role in the Sparrows' indictment and imprisonment of Loras Tyrell.
#60 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A young Braavosi actress who portrays Sansa Stark in a Braavosi play depicting the political events of Westeros. (played by Eline Powell)
- 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 128 12 27 25 5 27 26 6 0

Roster

charId Character Special
245
A young Braavosi actress who portrays Sansa Stark in a Braavosi play depicting the political events of Westeros. (played by Eline Powell)
Gains the special of the character they play: Lady's actions contribute to her points, +1 point in every scene she cries (Sansa Stark)
11
A wildling woman who serves the Starks. She splits off from Bran's group and travels with Rickon.
189
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes. She wields a whip.
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell
37
A freed slave from Astapor, who serves Daenerys as an advisor and translator.
+1 point for each scene where she speaks Valyrian or translates.
27
A squire in the service of Brienne of Tarth. He previously served as Tyrion Lannister's squire.
+1 point for failed attempts at basic tasks.
40
A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker. He journeys south to begin his training as a Maester to replace the aging Maester Aemon.
+1 point for reading books, mentioning he "read that in a book", or writing raven letters.
52
A Red Priestess from Asshai, Melisandre served as a close advisor to Stannis Baratheon until she abandoned his cause at the Battle of Winterfell against the Boltons.
+1 point for mentioning that "the night is dark and full of terrors"
+1 each time she mentions a vision she sees in the flames
190
The youngest of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She uses daggers and poisons as her weapons.
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell
57
The wife of King Tommen Baratheon and Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. Her increasing influence over the young king have put at her odds against his mother, Cersei Lannister.
+1 point every time she interlocks arms with someone while walking.
68
A wildling who lived north of the Wall. After she befriended Samwell Tarly, she escaped with him to Castle Black, and now sails with him to Oldtown as Sam begins his Maester's training.
+1 each time she talks about something new she has learned
Kills
Episode 1: The Red Woman
16:42 (+2) Podrick Payne:
Podrick stabs a Bolton soldier through the chest as he and Brienne charge in to rescue Sansa Stark. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
26:48 (+10) Tyene Sand:
Tyene pulls out a dagger to stab Areo Hotah in the back, as Ellaria Martell begins her overthrow of the Martells. (Kill of Named Character)
26:55 (+2) Tyene Sand:
Tyene takes the dagger from Areo Hotah's back and throws it at Doran Martell's fleeing messenger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: The Red Woman
28:49 (+3) Nymeria Sand:
After Obara performs the named-character Kill Steal on Trystane: "You're a greedy bitch, you know that?" (Funny Line)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
8:26 (+3) Gilly:
Gilly: "Did I ever tell you that I thought the sea was called 'the see' because it was nothing but water as far as the eye could see?"
Sam: "I don't think so."
(Funny Line)
submitted by cjcookart (approved!)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
13:06 (+3) Missandei:
Tyrion: "Trust me. My own recent experience with slavery have taught me the horrors of that institution."
Missandei: "How many days were you a slave?"
Tyrion: "...long enough to know."
Missandei: "Not long enough to understand."
(Witty Insult)
16:22 (+3) Missandei:
Tyrion, in Valyrian: "Large sorry... you wait so fat time."
Missandei: "Perhaps I should translate for you."
(Funny Line)
43:47 (+3) Osha:
Ramsay: "Do you know who I am?"
Osha: "A lord."
Ramsay: "Yes. A lord. You've seen my banners?"
Osha: "The flayed man."
Ramsay: "Does that worry you at all?"
Osha: "You eat them after?"
Ramsay: "No."
Osha: "Then I've seen worse."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by cjcookart (approved!)
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
6:29 (+3) Gilly:
to Sam: "You're nervous. You're a nervous talker. [prolonged silence] ... That's not any better being a nervous mute." (Witty Insult)
7:24 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
Sam: "I told them I met you in the North."
Gilly: "Did you tell them how far north?"
Sam: "Well, it wasn't a very large piece of parchment..."
(Funny Line)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
22:52 (+3) Melisandre:
Jon Snow: "Any advice?"
Melisandre: "Don't lose."
(Funny Line)
submitted by mg.flanigan11 (approved!)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
29:43 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
Citadel receptionist: "This is irregular."
Samwell: "Yes, well... I suppose that... life is irregular."
(Funny Line)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: The Red Woman
46:53 (+20) Melisandre:
Melisandre removes her ruby necklace as she strips down to her true form in front of the mirror. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
45:54 (+5) Osha:
Osha gets her hands in Ramsay's pants. "Same thing men always want. And when they really want it, they give it a bath first." (Act of Intercourse)
submitted by cjcookart (approved!)
Episode 5: The Door
13:37 (+10) Bianca (Sansa actress):
While playing Sansa Stark, Bianca's top is ripped off by Tyrion Lannister's character.
Tyrion character: "You'll learn that what I lack in height, I make up for in appetite. So let's forget about your plight, and go rehearse our wedding night."
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
14:05 (+10) Bianca (Sansa actress):
Bianca strips off her top backstage of the Braavosi theatre after the end of the performance. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
9:05 (+5) Samwell Tarly:
After vomiting from his sea-sickness, Sam drinks from a wineskin of fermented pepto-bismol given to him by Gilly. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: No One
26:53 (+5) Missandei:
Grey Worm drinks in the Meereenese council room, as Tyrion toasts: "Here's to our Queen. Anyone not drinking is disrespecting our Queen." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Political Wins
Episode 1: The Red Woman
26:48 (+3) Tyene Sand:
Tyene betrays Doran Martell, killing his bodyguard Areo Hotah as the first strike in Ellaria Sand's coup d'état of Dorne. (Act of Betrayal)
28:07 (+3) Nymeria Sand:
Obara and Nymeria arrive on the Dornish ship to assassinate Trystane.
Obara: "We're not here to feed you. We're here to kill you."
Nymeria: "You want her to do it? Or me?
(Act of Betrayal)
Episode 2: Home
52:16 (+3) Melisandre:
Melisandre invokes her pleas to the Lord of Light in an attempt to resurrect Jon Snow. After several minutes and of killing the hopes of everyone in the room, Jon is left alone and suddenly awakes, gasping for breath. God damn lag. (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by jfarmz (approved!)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
10:55 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
Sam convinces Gilly to go along with his plan to stay with his family in Horn Hill.
Gilly: "I know that, Sam. And he does too. You're the only one who ever has. If you think it's for the best... we trust you."
(Convincing Argument)
11:19 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
Gilly acknowledges Sam's stepfather status to little Sam. Samwell proceeds to vomit from all the subsequent feels.
Samwell: "I'd feel better if you threw something at me and stormed off."
Gilly: "I'd never do that to the father of my son."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
23:27 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
Samwell steals his father's Valyrian steel sword, Heartsbane, from above the family mantlepiece.
Gilly: "Sam. That's your father's sword."
Sam: "It's my family's sword."
Gilly: "Sam. Won't he come for it?"
Sam: "He can bloody well try."
(New Weapon)
23:30 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
On his last night in Horn Hill, Samwell steals his father's Valyrian steel sword, Heartsbane, from above the family mantlepiece.
Gilly: "Sam. That's your father's sword."
Sam: "It's my family's sword."
Gilly: "Sam. Won't he come for it?"
Sam: "He can bloody well try."
(Act of Betrayal)
submitted by emilien.raggi (approved!)
36:25 (+3) Margaery Tyrell:
Margaery successfully convinces Tommen to accept the Lord and Saviour High Sparrow into his heart.
High Sparrow: "Queen Margaery has already atoned for her sins by bringing another into the true light of the Seven."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
11:14 (+3) Margaery Tyrell:
Instead of bringing Olenna Tyrell in to repent for her sins, as she had promised the High Sparrow, Margaery secretly tips off her grandmother of her imminent danger in King's Landing, convincing her to leave the city. (Act of Betrayal)
submitted by lize1017 (approved!)
11:16 (+3) Margaery Tyrell:
Margaery convinces her grandmother Olenna to leave King's Landing for her own safety: "Go home. Find comfort in prayer and good works. The Mother watches over us all." (Convincing Argument)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
34:57 (+3) Melisandre:
Melisandre admits to sacrificing Shireen after being exposed by Davos Seaworth, but manages to convince Jon Snow to spare her in the face of the looming White Walker threat.

Melisandre: "I've been ready to die for many years. If the Lord was done with me, so be it, but he's not. You've seen the Night King, Jon Snow. You know the great war is still to come. You know the army of the dead will be upon us soon. And you know I can help you win that war."
Jon Snow: "Ride south today. If you return to the North, I'll have you hanged as a murderer."
(Convincing Argument)
submitted by mg.flanigan11 (approved!)
Deaths
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
46:30 (+10) Osha:
Osha bleeds out on the floor of Ramsay Bolton's quarters, after her failed attempt to assassinate him. (Death)
Episode 5: The Door
+1 for Osha
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
+1 for Osha
Episode 7: The Broken Man
+1 for Osha
Episode 8: No One
+1 for Osha
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
+1 for Osha
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
17:27 (+10) Margaery Tyrell:
Margaery Tyrell is engulfed as the wildfire explosion rips through the Sept of Baelor, destroying the entire section of King's Landing and killing all those inside. (Death)
+1 for Osha
Special
Episode 2: Home
38:35 (+3) Podrick Payne:
Podrick spends 12 seconds of screentime flicking away at his flintstone in an attempt to start a campfire. We eventually do see the kindling get started in the next shot, after Brienne comes over to supervise. (Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
18:02 (+3) Missandei:
in Valyrian to the former slaves: "I do not trust them (the slave mastesr). I will never trust them. ... but as a wise man once said, 'We make peace with our enemies, not out friends'." (Special)
Episode 8: No One
14:43 (+3) Podrick Payne:
Podrick fails to keep his guard up as Bronn is able to sneak up behind him and grab him in a chokehold. Bronn: "Podrick fucking Payne. I thought you'd be dead by now." (Special)