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Starks

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Owner: nyan

6-4, 98 pts
Points Z-Score: -0.707 (percentile: 23.97%)
Weeks at #1: 4
Categories won: Deaths (14)
Best Week: Episode 6: Blood of My Blood (+26 points)
Team MVP: Tyrion Lannister (picked #1, 48 points, 48.98% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-5

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
The third, stunted dwarf of the Lannister children - a fugitive from Westeros after losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped and found service as an advisor to Daenerys Targaryen.
#1 48 0 24 0 15 9 0 0 0
The long-deceased head of House Stark. There are rumors that he may make a reappearance in flashback form for S6.
#3 20 20 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
First Ranger of the Night's Watch - in S1 he disappeared on a ranging north of the Wall and his whereabouts since then are unknown.
#2 30 16 0 0 0 0 14 0 0
Totals 98 36 24 0 15 9 14 0 0

Roster

charId Character Special
3
First Ranger of the Night's Watch - in S1 he disappeared on a ranging north of the Wall and his whereabouts since then are unknown.
17
The third, stunted dwarf of the Lannister children - a fugitive from Westeros after losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped and found service as an advisor to Daenerys Targaryen.
+1 point each time he is denied a drink
+1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender)
Kills
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
4:32 (+2) Benjen Stark:
Benjen's horse stomps through a wight's chest as he rides in to Meera and Bran's rescue. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
4:47 (+4) Benjen Stark:
Benjen uses his flaming flail to knock out two wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
4:53 (+8) Benjen Stark:
Benjen sideswipes a wight into a tree, and kills two more with his pickaxe, and sets the last wight on fire with his flaming flail. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:36 (+2) Benjen Stark:
Benjen decapitates the head of a rabbit he has just hunted. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: The Red Woman
29:17 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion with the completely uncalled-for burn on Varys.
Varys: "You walk as though the paving stones were your personal property. I used to steal from people like you when I was a boy."
Tyrion: "It's a good thing you're not a boy anymore. ... Because you have no cock."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 2: Home
22:03 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "Dragons do not do well in captivity."
Missandei: "How do you know this?"
Tyrion: "That's what I do. I drink and I know things."
(Funny Line)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
22:46 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
reasoning with Varys as he disapproves of Tyrion's alcoholism: "If I'd lost my cock, I'd drink all the time." (Funny Line)
22:55 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Varys: "If I'd lost my cock, I'd drink all the time."
to Greyworm: "... meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes."
Varys: "I do NOT make dwarf jokes."
to Varys: "You think them." (gives Varys the eye)
(Funny Line)
26:17 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Daenerys' imprisoned dragons: "I'm friends with your mother. I'm here to help... Don't eat the help." (Funny Line)
28:30 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Varys: "Next time I have an idea like that... punch me in the face." (Funny Line)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
26:31 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "A wise man once said, a true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms."
Missandei: "Who said this?"
Tyrion: "Me. Just now."
*awkward long pause*
Tyrion: "... alright, no conversations."
(Funny Line)
27:27 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Greyworm and Missandei: "Alright no drinking, we can play without drinking. It's a wonderful game - I invented it. Here's how it works: I make a statement about your past; if I'm wrong, I drink. And if I'm right... maybe we can't play without drinking." (Funny Line)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
16:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
in Valyrian to the former slaves in the Meereenese court: "Large sorry... you wait so fat time." (Funny Line)
Episode 5: The Door
30:41 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
"The Sons of the Harpy have a good story: resist the foreign invaders. Our queen has an even better story. Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, ...and all that." (Funny Line)
submitted by emilien.raggi (approved!)
31:47 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to High Priestess Kinvara: "Thank you for travelling all this way. I know from personal experience how uncomfortable the journey can be. *looks at Varys*" (Funny Line)
Episode 8: No One
9:57 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "If you shaved your beard with a straight razor, you'd say the razor worked. That doesn't mean it won't cut your throat."
Tyrion: "Spoken like a man who has never had to shave."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by skywalkerdude (approved!)
26:24 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Missandei: "I have tried wine before. It made me feel funny."
Tyrion: "That's how you know it's working."
(Funny Line)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
0:00 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf's height thinks he's the only person ever to make a joke about a dwarf's height. 'The height of nobility,' 'a man of your stature,' 'someone to look up to.' You're all making the same five or six jokes."
Theon: "It was a long time ago."
Tyrion: "It was. And how have things been going for you since then?"
(Witty Insult)
submitted by tibbydoscott (approved!)
9:52 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Missandei: "Our Queen insists that one of you must die as punishment for your crimes."
Tyrion: "It always seems a bit abstract, doesn't it, other people dying?"
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
26:44 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Theon Greyjoy: "I didn't murder the Stark boys. But I did things that were just as bad or worse."
Yara Greyjoy: "And he paid for them."
Tyrion: "Doesn't seem like it. He's still alive."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
27:09 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Daenerys: "...I expect you want me to support your claim to the throne of the Iron Islands?"
Theon: "Not my claim. Hers."
Daenerys: "And what's wrong with you?"
Theon: "I'm not fit to rule."
Tyrion: "We can agree upon that at least."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: Home
23:19 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks during the meeting of the Meereenese council. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
24:46 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion downs glass #2 as he devises a plan to get the dragons to eat during the Meereenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
26:06 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while making smalltalk with Greyworm and Missandei before the Meereenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
27:08 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks from his refill as he, Grey Worm, and Missandei continue to wait for Varys at the Meereenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
13:28 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks wine at the beginning of the negotiations with the slave masters of Astapor and Yunkai. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 5: The Door
31:13 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while discussing a PR strategy for the brokered peace agreement during the Meerenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: No One
25:41 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in the Meereenese council room. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
27:23 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion refills and drinks while fantasizing about retirement as a winemaker. "One day, after our Queen has taken the Seven Kingdoms, I'd like to have my own vineyard. Make my own wine. The Imp's Delight. Only my close friends could drink it." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Political Wins
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
15:01 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion overrules Missandei and Grey Worm, offering terms of compromise to the Slave Masters of Yunkai and Astapor.

"Slavery will never return to Meereen, but she will give the other cities of Slaver's Bay time to adjust to the new order. ... Instead of abolishing slavery overnight, we will give you seven years to end the practice. Slaveholders will be compensated for their losses... in exchange, you will cut off your support for the Sons of the Harpy."
(Executive Decision)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Episode 5: The Door
30:08 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Confirmation that the slave Masters agreed to Tyrion's slavery phase-out proposal.
Varys: "In the last fortnight since our pact with the Masters..."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
3:23 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Daenerys to go with a less bloodthirsty response to the slavers attacking Meereen.

Daenerys: "I will crucify the Masters. I will set their fleets afire, kill every last one of their soldiers, and return their cities to the dirt. That is my plan. You don't approve?"
Tyrion: "You once told me you knew what your father was. Did you know his plans for King's Landing when the Lannister armies were at his gates? ... He had caches of wildfire hidden under the Red Keep, the Guildhalls, the Sept of Baelor, all the major thoroughfares. He would have burned every one of his citizens. The loyal ones and the traitors. Every man, woman, and child..."
Daenerys: "This is entirely different."
Tyrion: "You're talking about destroying cities. It's not entirely different. I'd like to suggest an alternate approach."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
47:04 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
"I had something made for you. I'm not sure if it's right... Tyrion Lannister, I name you Hand of the Queen." (New Title)
Deaths
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
44:55 (+10) Benjen Stark:
Benjen tells the story of his death and resurrection to Bran Stark: "I led a ranging party deep into the North to find White Walkers. They found us. A white walker stabbed me in the gut with a sword of ice. Left me there to die. To turn. The Children found me. Stopped the walker's magic from taking hold." (Death)
submitted by cmwalken15 (approved!)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
+1 for Benjen Stark
Episode 8: No One
+1 for Benjen Stark
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
+1 for Benjen Stark
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
+1 for Benjen Stark
Special
Episode 1: The Red Woman
29:58 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion gives a coin to the Meereenese homeless woman and her baby to feed themselves. (Special)