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moar humans

AI Draft Test

Owner: nyan

0-0, 0 pts
Points Z-Score: 0 (percentile: 50%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week: None (+0 points)
Team MVP: Samwell Tarly (picked #25, 49 points, 0% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-0

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He is arranged to marry Lollys Stokeworth, and eventually inherit a lordship and castle of his own.
#24 43 12 21 0 10 0 0 0 0
A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker.
#25 49 0 18 5 5 9 0 12 0
The second eldest Stark child. Though currently married to Tyrion Lannister, she has been smuggled into the Vale by Littlefinger, where she poses as his niece, Alayne Stone.
#9 34 0 3 5 5 12 0 9 0
The only daughter of King Robert Baratheon and Queen Cersei Lannister. She was sent to Dorne to secure an alliance by marriage with House Martell.
#40 16 0 3 0 0 3 10 0 0
A slave trader from Yunkai.
#56 9 0 0 0 0 9 0 0 0
A daughter of Craster, a wildling who lived in a fortified compound north of the Wall. She and her baby escaped to Castle Black with Samwell Tarly.
#41 8 0 3 5 0 0 0 0 0
Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his bastard son.
#8 8 0 0 0 5 3 0 0 0
A member of the Night's Watch and commander of the Shadow Tower, located the west end of the Wall.
#57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 167 12 48 15 25 36 10 21 0

Roster

charId Character Special
86
Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his bastard son.
+1 politics point for lectures given to his son Ramsay
5
The second eldest Stark child. Though currently married to Tyrion Lannister, she has been smuggled into the Vale by Littlefinger, where she poses as his niece, Alayne Stone.
Lady's actions contribute to her points.
+1 point in every scene she cries
23
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He is arranged to marry Lollys Stokeworth, and eventually inherit a lordship and castle of his own.
+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy
40
A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker.
+1 point for reading books, mentioning he "read that in a book", or writing raven letters.
78
The only daughter of King Robert Baratheon and Queen Cersei Lannister. She was sent to Dorne to secure an alliance by marriage with House Martell.
68
A daughter of Craster, a wildling who lived in a fortified compound north of the Wall. She and her baby escaped to Castle Black with Samwell Tarly.
+1 each time she talks about something new she has learned
188
A slave trader from Yunkai.
193
A member of the Night's Watch and commander of the Shadow Tower, located the west end of the Wall.
Kills
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
31:03 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn kills a snake slithering next to Jaime's head. "Breakfast." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
34:30 (+4) Bronn:
Bronn attacks the Dornish riders, throwing his dagger into the throat of one and stabbing another with his sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
34:44 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn cuts down the horse of one of the Dornish riders. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
34:58 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn cuts down the fourth Dornish rider in the background, as Jaime fights with the third. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
32:58 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn knocks out Trystane Martell after he reaches for his sword. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
20:54 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
"How many Brothers can say that they've killed a White Walker *and* a Thenn? I might be the first in history!" (Funny Line)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
33:16 (+3) Gilly:
Samwell: "Did you know that the youngest Lord Commander in history, Osric Stark, was elected at the age of 10?"
Gilly: "I know 'S' ..."
(Funny Line)
40:42 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
"A wildling girl, a baby, and Lord Janos. I found him there (in the Castle Black pantry) after the battle was over, in a puddle of his own making." (Witty Insult)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
3:52 (+3) Bronn:
"There's nothing like a good fight to get you in the mood for fucking. And there's nothing like a fuck-mad Dornish girl to clear your head for the next fight." (Funny Line)
33:40 (+3) Bronn:
Dornish Rider: "You're from King's Landing."
Bronn: "Accent gave me away? Flea Bottom, whelped and whipped."
(Funny Line)
34:46 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime, after knocking one of the Dornish riders off his horse: "That one should be slow enough." (Funny Line)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
0:00 (+3) Sansa Stark:
to Fat Walda Frey: "This isn't a strange place, this is my home. It's the people that are strange." (Witty Insult)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
30:58 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "And once we've got the princess, then what?"
Jaime: "I like to improvise."
Bronn: "That explains the golden hand."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 7: The Gift
23:05 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
to Brant and Derek, who are assaulting Gilly: "I killed a White Walker. I killed a Thenn. I'll take my chances with you." (Threat)
24:11 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
Sam boasts about his command of the situation after he'd been beaten senseless by Brant and Derek of the Night's Watch.
Gilly: "I know they would've killed you if Ghost hadn't come."
Sam: "No no no, they were tiring out.  I had them in the palm of my hand"
(Funny Line)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
25:31 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
during his first sexual experience with Gilly: "Oh... oh... oh my..." (Funny Line)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
40:02 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn gives a rendition of "The Dornishman's Wife" as he is locked in a cell opposite from the Sand Snakes'. (Funny Line)
submitted by mmccor4140 (approved!)
40:44 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Dornish women are the most beautiful women in the world."
Tyene Sand: "Thank you."
Bronn: "I said Dornish women. I didn't say you."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
11:34 (+3) Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella fires back at Jaime about her acclimation to the weather and culture of Dorne.
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold."
Myrcella: "Not at all. The Dornish climate agrees with me."
(Funny Line)
16:43 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime Lannister: "Prince Trystane here is a man of mercy. He's agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good."
(Funny Line)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
7:46 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
Jon Snow: "You know that the Citadel will make you swear off women, too."
Samwell: "Oh, they'll bloody try."
(Funny Line)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
53:44 (+5) Sansa Stark:
Sansa is raped by Ramsay Bolton on their wedding night.
Ramsay: "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Now watch her become a woman."
(Act of Intercourse)
Episode 7: The Gift
26:24 (+5) Samwell Tarly:
Samwell breaks his vows and lays with Gilly after he get injured. "Oh... oh... oh my." (Act of Intercourse)
26:24 (+5) Gilly:
Gilly sleeps with Samwell Tarly after she tends to his wounds. (Act of Intercourse)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
8:25 (+5) Sansa Stark:
Sansa has a taste of ale while dining with Littlefinger at the inn. "Don't see what all the fuss is about. Why do men love it so much?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
4:22 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks while below deck of the merchant ship smuggling him and Jaime into Dorne. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
32:59 (+5) Roose Bolton:
Roose drinks after dinner with Ramsay. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 7: The Gift
44:18 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks the vial of antidote from Tyene. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
8:23 (+5) Samwell Tarly:
Jon and Sam toast to Sam's journey to Oldtown to become a Maester. "To your return." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Political Wins
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
40:56 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
Sam stumps for Jon Snow as a candidate for Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, convincing many in the room. "He may be young, but he's the commander we turned to when the night was darkest." (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
50:11 (+3) Roose Bolton:
Roose intercepts Cersei's raven letter to Littlefinger and reads its contents. "I'm sure you understand my position, Lord Baelish. If you received word in the night from the Queen Mother, it does make me question our new alliance." (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
18:03 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
Samwell convinces Jon to sign a letter requesting recruits from Roose Bolton. "We swore to be the Watchers on the Wall. We can't watch the Wall with 50 men. And we can't get more men without help from the Warden of the North." (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
0:00 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa discovers that Theon Greyjoy is still alive as a broken and disfigured captive of Ramsay Bolton in Winterfell. (Politics (to be categorized))
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
45:36 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa deduces that Myranda is Ramsay's lover. "And how long have you loved him, Myranda? Did you imagine that he would be with you forever, is that it?" (Politics (to be categorized))
50:05 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa Stark and Ramsay Bolton are wed.
Roose Bolton: "Lady Sansa, will you take this man?"
Sansa: "I take this man."
(Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 7: The Gift
27:47 (+3) Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader):
Yezzan wins the auction and purchases Jorah Mormont for twenty gold Honors from Malko. (Politics (to be categorized))
28:42 (+3) Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader):
After Tyrion Lannister demonstrates his fighting prowess by beating a slave trader with his chains, Yezzan agrees to buy him as well. "You're right... he's funny." (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 8: Hardhome
17:55 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa forces out Reek's secret that Bran and Rickon Stark are still alive, and the charred bodies were only those of the farm boys. (Politics (to be categorized))
25:49 (+3) Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader):
Jorah re-enslaves himself to Yezzan for the chance to fight in the Great Pit. "Let me fight for her, and I belong to you." (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
7:35 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
Sam convinces Jon Snow to send him and Gilly to Oldtown so that Sam can train to be the next Maester for the Night's Watch. "If Gilly stays here, then she'll die. And the baby that she named after me will die. And I'll end up dying, too, trying to protect them. Which means that the last thing that I'll see in this world will be the look in her eyes when I fail them." (Politics (to be categorized))
28:42 (+3) Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella figures out the secret of her parentage before Jaime can tell her. "I know... about you and mother. I think a part of me always knew. And I'm glad. I'm glad that you're my father." (Politics (to be categorized))
submitted by coconnor723 (approved!)
Deaths
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
29:49 (+10) Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella begins bleeding from the nose, and she dies in Jaime's arms aboard the ship bound for King's Landing. (Death)
Special
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
33:16 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
Sam mentions a factoid from his book on the history of Lord Commanders of the Night's Watch. "Did you know that the youngest Lord Commander in history, Osric Stark, was elected at the age of 10?" (Special)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
17:15 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa cries as she's told that Petyr Baelish has arranged a marriage for her to Roose Bolton's heir, Ramsay. A solitary tear is visible under her right eye. (Special)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
17:20 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
Samwell prepares a set of raven letters to various Lords requesting recruits for the Night's Watch. (Special)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
6:55 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
Samwell reads a raven letter to Maester Aemon, reporting on Daenery's current struggles as ruler of Meereen. (Special)
30:52 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa wipes a stream of tears from her left cheek after Ramsay rehashes the supposed deaths of Bran and Rickon Stark, and forces her and Reek to undergo an awkward apology. (Special)
35:13 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
Sam reads in the library of Castle Black while talking to Gilly. (Special)
Episode 7: The Gift
16:32 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa cries as Ramsay Bolton presents her with the flayed body of the old Winterfell woman who promised to help her. (Special)