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Jorah the Explorah! - Fantasora

Jorah the Explorah!

LG Keeper League GoT S1

Owner: nyan

7-3, 227.5 pts
Points Z-Score: 2.234 (percentile: 98.74%)
Weeks at #1: 8
Categories won: Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (51), Acts of Intercourse (92), Glasses of Wine Consumed (45)
Best Week: Episode 1: Winter Is Coming (+40 points)
Team MVP: Tyrion Lannister (picked #3, 121 points, 53.19% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-3

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
A whore who works at a brothel in Winterfell.
#14 63 0 3 60 0 0 0 0 0
The third of the Lannister children, Tyrion is a dwarf who loves to whore and drink.
#3 121 1 36 32 42 6 0 4 0
Captain of Lord Eddard Stark's household guard.
#35 10.5 3 0 0 0 0 7.5 0 0
A ferocious warrior known as The Hound, Sandor serves as a personal bodyguard for Prince Joffrey Baratheon.
#19 12 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
A bloodrider sworn to protect Khal Drogo.
#46 11 2.5 0 0 3 0 5.5 0 0
A master swordfighter, who served as the First Sword of Braavos. He works as a teacher in King's Landing.
#30 7 0 3 0 0 0 0 4 0
Leader of the Storm Crows, one of the hill tribes living in the west of the Vale.
#51 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
A criminal from the Free Cities, recruited by Yoren to join the Night's Watch.
#62 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 227.5 12.5 51 92 45 6 13 8 0

Roster

charId Character Special
17
The third of the Lannister children, Tyrion is a dwarf who loves to whore and drink.
+1 point each time he is denied a drink
+1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender)
106
A whore who works at a brothel in Winterfell.
81
A ferocious warrior known as The Hound, Sandor serves as a personal bodyguard for Prince Joffrey Baratheon.
+1 point for scenes where he eats
2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire
73
A master swordfighter, who served as the First Sword of Braavos. He works as a teacher in King's Landing.
+1 point every time he references the "God of Death".
16
Captain of Lord Eddard Stark's household guard.
139
A bloodrider sworn to protect Khal Drogo.
154
Leader of the Storm Crows, one of the hill tribes living in the west of the Vale.
105
A criminal from the Free Cities, recruited by Yoren to join the Night's Watch.
+1 every time he dons a new disguise
In the event that a Faceless Man's identity is ambiguous, points are awarded to the character whose face is worn at the time of the scoring event.
Kills
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
52:23 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor returns to the Inn with the body of Mycah, the butcher's boy. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
12:53 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion repeatedly bludgeons a hill tribesman to death with the tip of a shield during the ambush on the road to the Eyrie. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:21 (+3) Jory Cassel:
Jory cuts down three of Jaime Lannister's men after they are attacked outside of Littlefinger's brothel. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
50:11 (+2.5) Qotho:
Qotho breaks Viserys' arm (Major Injury of Named Character)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
56:32 (+1) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound slices through one of Stark soldiers during Ned's confrontation of Cersei in the throne room. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
57:26 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor: "Didn't pick you for a hunter."
Tyrion: "The greatest in the land. My spear never misses."
Sandor: "It's not hunting if you pay for it."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
5:45 (+6) Tyrion Lannister:
while disciplining Joffrey: "One word, and I hit you again."
Joffrey: "I'm telling mothe-" *SLAP*
(Threat)
6:13 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
After Tyrion lays the slapfest on Joffrey:
Hound: "The prince will remember that, little lord."
Tyrion: "I hope so. If he forgets, be a good dog and remind him."
(Witty Insult)
52:37 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
As the Hound brings Mycah's body back to town:
Ned: "The butcher's boy. You rode him down!"
Hound: "He ran. Not very fast."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
42:16 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Yoren: "And what about you my Lord, what's the strangest thing you've eaten?"
Tyrion: "Do Dornish girls count?"
(Funny Line)
42:50 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Benjen: "The Night's Watch is a joke to you, is it? Is that what we are Lannister, an army of jesters in black?"
Tyrion: "You don't have enough men to be an army, and aside from Yoren here, none of you are particularly funny."
(Witty Insult)
53:42 (+3) Syrio Forel:
during Arya's swordfighting lesson: "The steel must be part of your arm. Can you drop part of your arm? No." (Funny Line)
Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
4:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Bran: "I'm not a cripple."
Tyrion: "Then I'm not a dwarf. My father will rejoice to hear it!"
(Comeback)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
11:45 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Catelyn: "The dagger foun-"
Tyrion: "What sort of imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade?"
Rodrik: "Shall I gag him?"
Tyrion: "Why, am I starting to make sense?"
(Comeback)
13:24 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Bronn: "You need a woman. Nothing like a woman after a fight."
Tyrion: [looking at Lady Stark] "Well, I'm willing if she is."
(Funny Line)
17:52 (+3) Ros:
After their l
Theon: "I don't want to pay for it."
Ros: "Then get yourself a wife."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
24:01 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion confesses his "crimes" to the court at the Eyrie. "When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew, I flogged the one-eyed snake..." (Funny Line)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
20:56 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Shagga: "How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?"
Tyrion: "In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock."
(Funny Line)
21:40 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Shagga: "Are those the best weapons you could steal? Good enough for killing sheep, if the sheep don't fight back. Lannister smiths shit better steel." (Witty Insult)
43:51 (+3) Shagga:
Shagga: "If the half-man betrays us, Shagga son of Dolf will cut off his manhood-"
Tyrion: "and feed it to the goats, yes."
(Threat)
45:44 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tywin: "Your brother would never have submitted to capture so meekly."
Tyrion: "We have our differences, Jaime and I. He is braver. I am better looking."
(Funny Line)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
30:25 (+4) Tyrion Lannister:
Jaime finds Tyrion with Ros at the brothel in Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
30:35 (+12) Ros:
Ros with Tyrion at the brothel in Winterfell
(Act of Intercourse)
32:16 (+12) Tyrion Lannister:
Jaime needs Tyrion to hurry up so he won't be alone at the Winterfell feast - he invites three more whores for Tyrion at the brothel in Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
51:35 (+4) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion exposes himself to the elements to piss from atop the Wall. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
16:16 (+12) Ros:
Ros with a jealous Theon inside Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
43:52 (+4) Ros:
Ros lifts up her skirt for Theon as she leaves Winterfell for King's Landing.
Theon: "Let me see it one more time."
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
10:57 (+16) Ros:
Ros trains with Armeca after arriving at Littlefinger's brothel. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 9: Baelor
26:45 (+4) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion with Shae in his tent, after meeting her for the first time. "And I want you to fuck me like it's my last night in this world... which it may well be." (Act of Intercourse)
41:59 (+4) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion and Shae round two after Tyrion tells the story of his former wife. Bronn awkwardly leaves the tent. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
29:11 (+4) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion with Shae after he invites her to King's Landing with her
Tyrion: "because the King needs a Hand, and the Hand needs-"
Shae: "I know what a Hand needs."
(Act of Intercourse)
35:38 (+16) Ros:
Ros dresses after visiting Grand Maester Pycelle in his chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
30:25 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion chugs down a mug while he is with Ros at the brothel in Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
42:29 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion takes a sip from his flask to "prepare for a night with the Stark family" outside the feast at Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
50:30 (+3) Qotho:
Qotho takes a drink from his horn at Drogo and Daenerys' wedding. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
7:07 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
A drink at breakfast. "Bread. And two of those little fish. And a mug of dark beer to wash it down." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
43:03 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while chatting with Yoren and Benjen Stark. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
45:19 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks after a refill from Yoren. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
49:28 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while speaking with Maester Aemon and Lord Commander Mormont. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 9: Baelor
23:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks during the Lannister host's war planning. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
24:55 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks during his first meeting with Shae. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:19 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "You killed your first man before you were 12."
Bronn: "It was a woman."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:44 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "You once loved a woman many years ago but it turned out badly so you never let yourself love again."
Tyrion: "Oh wait, that's me."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
37:07 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "Your mother was a whore."
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
37:22 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "Your father left the family when you were very young, never to return."
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion: "Have we established the rules about lying?"
Shae: "Drink!"
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
38:00 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "I don't believe the life of the Silent Sisters is for you. So what's a lowborn girl to do?"
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
20:31 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks during a discussion with his father Tywin. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Political Wins
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
29:19 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Bronn volunteers to defend Tyrion in the Trial by Combat. "I'll stand for the dwarf." (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
21:19 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion is appointed Hand of the King by Tywin
Tywin: "... and you will head to King's Landing."
Tyrion "And do what?"
Tywin: "Rule. You will serve as Hand of the King in my stead. You will bring that boy King to heel and his mother too, if needs be."
(Politics (to be categorized))
Deaths
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
51:31 (+5) Jory Cassel:
Jory Cassel is stabbed in the eye by Jaime Lannister. (Death)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
+0.5 for Jory Cassel
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
+0.5 for Jory Cassel
Episode 8: The Pointy End
+0.5 for Jory Cassel
Episode 9: Baelor
34:04 (+5) Qotho:
Qotho is killed by Jorah after his arakh gets stuck in Jorah's armor. (Death)
+0.5 for Jory Cassel
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
+0.5 for Jory Cassel, +0.5 for Qotho
Special
Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
52:16 (+2) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion offers up a coin to anyone at the inn who will give him the room. Bronn accepts.
Tyrion: "Is there nothing I can do ... [holds up coin] ... to remedy this?"
Bronn : "You can have my room."
Tyrion: "There's a clever man."
(Special)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
15:43 (+2) Syrio Forel:
Syrio :"Do you pray to the gods?"
Arya: "The old and and the new."
Syrio: "There is only one god and his name is Death."
(Special)
39:42 (+2) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion tosses his bag of gold to Mord, as promised. (Special)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
5:38 (+2) Syrio Forel:
As Syrio faces down Ser Meryn Trant.
Syrio: "What do we say to the God of Death?"
Arya: "Not today."
(Special)