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Owner: nyan

6-4, 390 pts
Points Z-Score: -0.707 (percentile: 23.97%)
Weeks at #1: 8
Categories won: Kills (107), Acts of Intercourse (50), Political Wins (48), Deaths (15), Special (42)
Best Week: Episode 8: Hardhome (+87 points)
Team MVP: Cersei Lannister (picked #2, 138 points, 35.38% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-3

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
A Wildling Giant
#6 63 60 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen.
#2 138 0 36 40 20 12 0 30 0
The bastard son of Ned Stark, and a member of the Night's Watch. He helped lead the defense of Castle Black against the Wildling siege.
#3 104 35 6 0 20 27 10 6 0
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He is arranged to marry Lollys Stokeworth, and eventually inherit a lordship and castle of his own.
#15 43 12 21 0 10 0 0 0 0
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.
#7 37 0 12 10 0 9 0 6 0
The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.
- 5 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0
Uhhh he died but because of S6 flashbacks and the data rules he shows up in the S5 draft lists. Don't draft him.
#14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
First Ranger of the Night's Watch - he disappeared on a ranging north of the Wall and his whereabouts are unknown.
#10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor. hodor.
#11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 390 107 78 50 50 48 15 42 0

Roster

charId Character Special
79
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.
+1 point in the intercourse category for sex events that occur in his brothels
2x multiplier for betrayal events
+1 for every kiss he gives to Sansa
18
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen.
+1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured
+1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her
2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
39
The bastard son of Ned Stark, and a member of the Night's Watch. He helped lead the defense of Castle Black against the Wildling siege.
+1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw
+1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence
Ghost's actions contribute to his points.
35
The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.
+1 point when he makes a suggestion to Daenerys and she ignores it.
23
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He is arranged to marry Lollys Stokeworth, and eventually inherit a lordship and castle of his own.
+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy
3
First Ranger of the Night's Watch - he disappeared on a ranging north of the Wall and his whereabouts are unknown.
10
Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor. hodor.
+1 point for every utterance of "Hodor"
211
A Wildling Giant
+1 each time he is ineffectually attacked (hit and does not exhibit pain) [Ruleset 4.0+]
Kills
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
52:44 (+10) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow gives Mance a mercy kill, shooting an arrow through his heart before he is consumed by a burning pyre. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
40:26 (+10) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow executes Janos Slynt for insubordination, after he publicly defies Jon's orders to head out to Greyguard tower. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
31:03 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn kills a snake slithering next to Jaime's head. "Breakfast." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
34:30 (+4) Bronn:
Bronn attacks the Dornish riders, throwing his dagger into the throat of one and stabbing another with his sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
34:44 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn cuts down the horse of one of the Dornish riders. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
34:58 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn cuts down the fourth Dornish rider in the background, as Jaime fights with the third. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:48 (+30) Barristan Selmy:
Barristan arrives to the scene of the Unsullied ambush. He cuts down 15 of the Sons of the Harpy in an attempt to save Grey Worm, but is eventually cut down by the mob.
1. Slashed across the back as Barristan arrives
2. Slashed across the stomach as the mob engages
3. Slashed across the side after his first strike is parried
4. Held in place by Barristan to receive a stab from a fellow Son of the Harpy
5. Slashed across the chest
6. Sliced through the stomach
7. Sliced across the back
8. Stabbed through the stomach
9. Beheaded from behind
10. Slashed through with an uppercut swing
11. Stabbed through the stomach
12. Slashes across the stomach
13. Slashes after stabbing Barristan's leg
14. Stabbed through while Barristan is kneeling on the ground
15. Stabbed simultaneously while another stabs Barristan through the stomach (mostly obscured behind the surviving fighter)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
32:58 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn knocks out Trystane Martell after he reaches for his sword. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Episode 8: Hardhome
47:58 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon runs his sword through a wight that emerges through a hole in the Hardhome walls, holding it in place until Tormund can come to patch the wall up with a sledge. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
49:08 (+4) Jon Snow:
Jon swings through two wights as he runs towards the building were the dragonglass daggers were left. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:17 (+4) Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun emerges from the Wildling hut, blowing away two wights attempting to climb the roof (Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:29 (+8) Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
After emerging from the Wildling hut, Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun tears apart the wights hanging onto his back.
1. swung off his back and ripped apart by his bare giant hands
2. whipped across his back and thrown aside
3. crushed by his foot in front of Jon Snow
4. crushed by his foot as Jon Snow flees
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:51 (+10) Jon Snow:
After parrying the White Walker's ice spear with his Valyrian Steel sword, Longclaw, Jon slashes through the White Walker, shattering his body into bits of ice. (Kill of Named Character)
54:31 (+10) Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun swats away 5 wights with a flaming wooden support beam (1 on the first swing, 4 on the backhand) (Kill of Unnamed Character)
54:47 (+18) Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun swats away 9 more wights with his flaming wooden support beam (3 on the first swing, 4 on the reverse, 2 on the last swing that shatters the beam). (Kill of Unnamed Character)
55:12 (+12) Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun finds a new wooden beam and uses it to fend off 6 wights at the dock (2 on first swing, 1 on reverse, 0 on downward slam (injuries), 3 on 4th swing)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
55:17 (+2) Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun crushes 2 wights with a downward smash of his wooden beam, though they continue to crawl after him. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
55:26 (+6) Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun swings 3 wights off of his back and into the sea as he walks towards the ships. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
9:50 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to the fortune teller, Maggy: "Tell me my future, or I'll have your two boring eyes gouged out of your head." (Threat)
10:34 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei inherit's Tywin's family lecture abilities.
to Jaime: "Tyrion may be a monster, but at least he killed our father on purpose. You killed him by mistake, with stupidity."
(Witty Insult)
30:51 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Lancel: "I led you into the darkness."
Cersei: "I doubt you've ever led anyone anywhere."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
8:46 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
to Brienne, remarking on her new armor: "We've met, with Renly Baratheon... What did he say about you? He said, 'Your loyalty came free of charge.' Someone appears to have paid quite a bit for it since then." (Witty Insult)
10:16 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
to Brienne: "This woman swore to protect Renly, she failed. She swore to protect your mother, she failed. Why would I want somebody with your history of failure guarding Lady Sansa?" (Witty Insult)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
16:01 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Jaime: "I'm going to make this better.
Cersei: "You've never made anything better."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by kas113 (approved!)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
9:33 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei with a jab to Margaery while talking to Tommen: "She’s certainly very pretty, isn’t she? Like a doll. She smiles quite a lot. Do you think she’s intelligent? I can’t quite tell, not that it matters.” (Witty Insult)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
36:14 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon appoints a new latrine captain to head up the latrine pit digging: "Brian - it seems like a good job for a ginger." (Funny Line)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
3:52 (+3) Bronn:
"There's nothing like a good fight to get you in the mood for fucking. And there's nothing like a fuck-mad Dornish girl to clear your head for the next fight." (Funny Line)
7:11 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
After Cersei sends Lord Mace Tyrell away to Braavos to negotiate with the Iron Bank:
Grand Maester Pycelle "The small council getting smaller and smaller..."
Cersei "Not small enough."
(Threat)
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33:40 (+3) Bronn:
Dornish Rider: "You're from King's Landing."
Bronn: "Accent gave me away? Flea Bottom, whelped and whipped."
(Funny Line)
34:46 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime, after knocking one of the Dornish riders off his horse: "That one should be slow enough." (Funny Line)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
24:41 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
to Lancel Lannister: "We both peddle fantasies, Brother Lancel. Mine just happen to be entertaining." (Witty Insult)
25:16 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
Cersei: "I'm the insulted party, Lord Baelish. Ser Loras was promised to me, instead he chose the company of boys."
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing."
(Witty Insult)
27:45 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Petyr Baelish: "Surely your uncle Kevan could muster a force."
Cersei: "My uncle Kevan has all the courage of a kitchen mouse."
(Witty Insult)
30:58 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "And once we've got the princess, then what?"
Jaime: "I like to improvise."
Bronn: "That explains the golden hand."
(Witty Insult)
36:37 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Olenna Tyrell: "Ah, yes. The famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns." (Witty Insult)
37:53 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Olenna Tyrell: "He understood that sometimes we must work with our rivals rather than destroy them."
Cersei: "House Lannister has no rival."
(Threat)
Episode 7: The Gift
40:02 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn gives a rendition of "The Dornishman's Wife" as he is locked in a cell opposite from the Sand Snakes'. (Funny Line)
submitted by mmccor4140 (approved!)
40:44 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Dornish women are the most beautiful women in the world."
Tyene Sand: "Thank you."
Bronn: "I said Dornish women. I didn't say you."
(Witty Insult)
52:01 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei taunts Margaery in the dungeons: "This is horrible. Unacceptable. Are they feeding you enough at least? I brought you this. Venison. It's quite good. I had it myself for supper only last night." (Witty Insult)
58:48 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Septa Unella: "Look at me! Look at my face. It's the last thing you'll see before you die." (Threat)
Episode 8: Hardhome
26:22 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Septa Unella: "I can make sure you die in the most hideous way imaginable. And all I do is sit here imaginging hideous ways for you to die." (Threat)
41:41 (+3) Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
to Eddison Tollett: "The fuck you looking at?" (Threat)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
16:43 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime Lannister: "Prince Trystane here is a man of mercy. He's agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good."
(Funny Line)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
7:59 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon: "You had just been beaten half to death. How did you...?"
Sam: "Oh, very carefully."
Jon: "I'm glad the end of the world's working out well for someone."
(Funny Line)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
10:03 (+5) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
The Faith Militant invades Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment, interrupting a customer and prostitute. (Act of Intercourse)
10:16 (+5) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
The Faith Militant invades Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment, interrupting a threesome with a customer and two prostitutes. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
38:04 (+20) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei is stripped naked and washed by the septas in the dungeons of Baelor's Sept. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
45:00 (+20) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei is stripped for her walk of atonement through the streets of King's Landing. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
28:54 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks at the start of Tywin Lannister's wake, as she listens to Loras drone on about Tywin's "force to be reckoned with." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
31:50 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei's second glass of wine while listening to Lancel's attempt to convert her to religion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
39:23 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks in the hall at Castle Black, as the election for Lord Commander of the Night's Watch begins. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
42:44 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks another cup while members of the Night's Watch cast their votes for Lord Commander. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
39:12 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon "Never Kill a Man Sober" Snow finishes off his drink before heading outside to execute Janos Slynt. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
4:22 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks while below deck of the merchant ship smuggling him and Jaime into Dorne. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
26:24 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks while talking with Lord Petyr Baelish. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 7: The Gift
44:18 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks the vial of antidote from Tyene. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Episode 8: Hardhome
26:57 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei slurps up the probably alcoholic liquid that Septa Unella spills on the dungeon floor. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
8:23 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon and Sam toast to Sam's journey to Oldtown to become a Maester. "To your return." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Political Wins
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
25:41 (+3) Barristan Selmy:
Barristan convinces Daenerys to give the Son of the Harpy a fair trial instead of executing him immediately. "Your Grace... I served in [Mad King Aerys'] Kingsguard. I was at his side from the first. Your enemies did not lie." (Politics (to be categorized))
31:17 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei stacks the Small Council in her favor, appointing the loyal Mace Tyrell as Master of Coin and Qyburn as Master of Whisperers, over the protests of Grand Maester Pycelle and Kevan Lannister.
Grand Maester Pycelle: "Your Grace... him? This- this man (Qyburn)? This... embarrassment to the Citadel? ... what qualifications can he possibly have for this post?"
Cersei: "The qualification of loyalty, Grand Maester. That's far more than the eunuch ever had."
(Politics (to be categorized))
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43:38 (+3) Jon Snow:
By the margin of a single vote, Jon Snow is reluctantly elected as the 998th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. (Politics (to be categorized))
43:41 (+6) Jon Snow:
Samwell Tarly and Maester Aemon cast their votes for Jon Snow in the Night's Watch election. Jon edges past Ser Alliser Thorne in the election and becomes their Lord Commander. (Politics (to be categorized))
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Episode 3: The High Sparrow
16:42 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
Petyr convinces Sansa Stark to go through with his marriage proposal to Ramsay Bolton.
"You've been running all your life. Terrible things happened to your family and you weep. You sit alone in a dark room, mourning their fates. You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father. Stop being a bystander, do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. You loved your family. Avenge them."
(Politics (to be categorized))
24:03 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon takes on Olly as his personal steward. "Olly is my steward now, as I was Lord Commander Mormont's. I want him to attend my meetings, to learn from men with experience. One day, he might command." (Politics (to be categorized))
25:27 (+3) Jon Snow:
"The Night's Watch can't continue to feed your men and the Wildling prisoners indefinitely. Winter is coming." (Politics (to be categorized))
46:18 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei has the High Septon imprisoned. "The High Septon's behavior was corrosive, as was his attitude. Having a man like that reside in the Sept eats away the Faith from the inside. So now he resides in the Red Keep's dungeons instead." (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
13:00 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei betrays the Tyrells, exposing Ser Loras' homosexuality to the High Sparrow and causing him to be arrested. (Politics (to be categorized))
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Episode 5: Kill the Boy
11:33 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow unlocks Tormund from his chains and convinces him to go on a mission to save the remaining Wildlings.
Jon: "Your people need a leader. And they need to get south of the Wall before it's too late. We don't have much time and they have less. The Walkers are coming and they'll hit your people first. I'm not asking you to make peace to save your skin. Make peace to save your people."
...
Tormund: "Alright then... You're coming with me."
(Politics (to be categorized))
15:47 (+3) Jon Snow:
to Olly: "I know this is hard for you. But Winter is coming. We know what's coming with it. We can't face it alone." (Politics (to be categorized))
40:36 (+3) Jon Snow:
Stannis agrees to lend Jon Snow his ships, indicating that Jon is forging ahead with his plan to rescue the Wildlings despite the disapproval of most of the Night's Watch. (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
26:30 (+6) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
Littlefinger crosses Roose Bolton, revealing Sansa Stark's present location in Winterfell and the Boltons' marriage plans to Cersei: "...I have found Sansa Stark. Alive and well and home again living at Winterfell... They tell me Roose Bolton plans to marry her to his son Ramsay, a bastard recently legitimized by King Tommen." (Politics (to be categorized))
43:05 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei's betrayal of the Tyrells is realized further, as her manipulation of the Faith's inquest lands both Ser Loras and Margaery Tyrell in prison after she assures Olenna Tyrell that the High Sparrow's inquest would be merely a formality. (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 7: The Gift
5:18 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow is given a dragonglass dagger by Samwell Tarly, in the event that he needs to fend off the White Walkers. (Politics (to be categorized))
Deaths
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
2:14 (+10) Barristan Selmy:
Barristan's body lies in Daenery's throneroom after he was cut down by the Sons of the Harpy. (Death)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
+1 for Barristan Selmy
Episode 7: The Gift
+1 for Barristan Selmy
Episode 8: Hardhome
+1 for Barristan Selmy
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
+1 for Barristan Selmy
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
58:45 (+10) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow is stabbed by a band of Night's Watch mutineers, receiving the final fatal blow from his steward, Olly. (Death)
+1 for Barristan Selmy
Special
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
23:07 (+3) Jon Snow:
Melisandre announces Jon Snow to Stannis: "Your Grace. The bastard of Winterfell." (Special)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
15:28 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Jaime talks to Cersei about Myrcella. "The world can't know she's our daughter." (Special)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
17:32 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
Littlefinger gives Sansa a kiss on the forehead after convincing her to marry Ramsay Bolton. (Special)
38:09 (+3) Jon Snow:
Janos Slynt: "You can stick your order up your bastard ass." (Special)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
7:25 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei pours a glass of wine during her meeting with the High Sparrow, though he refuses.
Cersei: "The old High Septon would have asked the vintage."
High Sparrow: "I could say that our minds are temples to the Seven and should be kept pure. But the truth is, I don't like the taste."
(Special)
29:47 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
Littlefinger kisses Sansa in the crypts of Winterfell, as they say their goodbyes before Littlefinger's trip back to King's Landing. (Special)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
25:16 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Lord Baelish makes a sly reference to Cersei's incest.
Cersei: "I'm the insulted party, Lord Baelish. Ser Loras was promised to me, instead he chose the company of boys."
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing."
(Special)
26:20 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei refills her glass of wine while talking with Lord Petyr Baelish. (Special)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
0:00 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
The High Septon confronts Cersei with the charges of her incest: "There are those that say your children were not fathered by King Robert, that they are bastards born of incest and adultery." (Special)
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49:25 (+15) Cersei Lannister:
Members of the crowd insult Cersei with references of her incest, as she performs her walk of atonement through the streets of King's Landing.
49:25: A man yells: "Bitch! Brother fucker!"
49:48: Indistinctly from the crowd: "Brother fucker!"
50:10: A man exposes himself and exclaims: "I'm a Lannister. Suck me off!"
50:51: A women yells on the stairs before being bludgeoned by a Sparrow: "Brother fucker!"
52:07: A man yells just before Cersei reaches the Red Keep's gates: "Brother fucker!"
(Special)
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