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Drogon's Baby Back Ribs - Fantasora

Drogon's Baby Back Ribs

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Owner: nyan

9-1, 374 pts
Points Z-Score: 1.696 (percentile: 95.52%)
Weeks at #1: 7
Categories won: Kills (113), Acts of Intercourse (65), Deaths (67)
Best Week: Episode 9: Blackwater (+88 points)
Team MVP: Bronn (picked #19, 85 points, 22.73% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-6

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
A sellsword enlisted by Tyrion as his personal bodyguard.
#19 85 51 15 0 10 3 0 6 0
A whore working in Littlefinger's brothel.
#83 45 0 0 45 0 0 0 0 0
A criminal from the Free Cities, recruited by Yoren to join the Night's Watch.
#30 39 28 0 0 5 0 0 6 0
Joffrey Baratheon is the recently coronated King of the Seven Kingdoms. He's kind of a dick.
#3 47 5 12 0 0 6 0 24 0
The captain's daughter aboard the merchant ship Myraham, a merchant ship traveling between the Riverlands and the Iron Islands.
#67 20 0 0 20 0 0 0 0 0
A Maester who has served Stannis Baratheon for many years. He is at odds with Stannis' new adviser, the Red Priestess Melisandre.
#62 34 10 0 0 5 0 19 0 0
A Dothraki warrior who serves as a bodyguard for Daenerys.
#78 18 0 0 0 0 0 18 0 0
A recruiter for the Night's Watch.
#35 33 8 3 0 5 0 17 0 0
A member of the Thirteen who rule over the great city of Qarth. The Spice King is a powerful merchant, and one of the more outspoken members of the Thirteen.
#51 16 0 3 0 0 0 13 0 0
An experienced Ironborn raider, and first mate aboard the longship Sea Bitch.
#46 14 11 0 0 0 3 0 0 0
Serving as Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys controls a vast network of spies.
#14 23 0 3 0 5 6 0 9 0
Lord Stannis Baratheon's wife. She is a strong believer in the new faith of the red priestess Melisandre, who follows the Lord of Light.
#94 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 374 113 36 65 30 18 67 45 0

Roster

charId Character Special
21
Joffrey Baratheon is the recently coronated King of the Seven Kingdoms. He's kind of a dick.
+1 point for each slap received.
+1 point for each verbal slap received.
82
Serving as Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys controls a vast network of spies.
+1 politics point when he meets another character in secret
+1 point when someone references his being a eunuch to him
+1 point when he passes along information from his "little birds"
23
A sellsword enlisted by Tyrion as his personal bodyguard.
+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy
105
A criminal from the Free Cities, recruited by Yoren to join the Night's Watch.
+1 every time he dons a new disguise
In the event that a Faceless Man's identity is ambiguous, points are awarded to the character whose face is worn at the time of the scoring event.
48
A recruiter for the Night's Watch.
64
An experienced Ironborn raider, and first mate aboard the longship Sea Bitch.
165
A member of the Thirteen who rule over the great city of Qarth. The Spice King is a powerful merchant, and one of the more outspoken members of the Thirteen.
162
A Maester who has served Stannis Baratheon for many years. He is at odds with Stannis' new adviser, the Red Priestess Melisandre.
168
The captain's daughter aboard the merchant ship Myraham, a merchant ship traveling between the Riverlands and the Iron Islands.
138
A Dothraki warrior who serves as a bodyguard for Daenerys.
153
A whore working in Littlefinger's brothel.
125
Lord Stannis Baratheon's wife. She is a strong believer in the new faith of the red priestess Melisandre, who follows the Lord of Light.
+1 point when she does something crazy or New Age.
Kills
Episode 1: The North Remembers
33:18 (+10) Maester Cressen:
Maester Cressen commits suicide with the poisoned wine in an effort to assassinate Melisandre. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 3: What Is Dead May Never Die
49:31 (+8) Yoren:
Yoren cuts down 4 of Ser Amor Lorch's men in defense of the Night's Watch recruits. "I always hated crossbows. Take too long to load!" (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 4: Garden of Bones
15:46 (+5) Joffrey Baratheon:
Joffrey orders Ros to torture Daisy with an antlered sceptre. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Episode 5: The Ghost of Harrenhal
53:49 (+10) Jaqen H'ghar:
Jaqen assassinates the Tickler. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 6: The Old Gods and the New
40:29 (+10) Jaqen H'ghar:
Jaqen assassinates Amory Lorch just as he marches in to Tywin's chambers to expose Arya. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 8: The Prince of Winterfell
43:23 (+8) Jaqen H'ghar:
Jaqen kills the four Lannister soldiers guarding the gates of Harrenhal, fulfilling his promise to help Arya and her friends escape. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
52:08 (+4) Dagmer Cleftjaw:
Dagmer reveals that he's killed the farmer and his wife.
Theon: "Gold, for the farmer. For his... trouble."
Dagmer: "His troubles are done. He's feeding the crops now. His wife, too. You want to keep a man silent, you silence him."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 9: Blackwater
26:38 (+30) Bronn:
Bronn's arrow lands on the wildfire cache spilled out onto Blackwater Bay, triggering a huge explosion that destroys much of Stannis' fleet and the soldiers onboard. 15 Baratheon soldiers are shown dying from the resulting explosion. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
26:46 (+10) Bronn:
The wildfire explosion Bronn triggers destroys Matthos and his ship. (Kill of Named Character)
26:48 (+5) Bronn:
Davos is blown out of the water and severely burned by Bronn's wildfire explosion. (Major Injury of Named Character)
39:29 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn headshots a flaming soldier through the eye, preventing him from charging at the Hound. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:39 (+4) Bronn:
Bronn fends off two Baratheon soldiers with his dagger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 10: Valar Morghulis
30:14 (+2) Dagmer Cleftjaw:
Dagmer knocks Theon out with the back of his spear after his rousing speech, as the Ironborn have decided to turn Theon in to the Stark forces to buy their safe escape. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
30:31 (+5) Dagmer Cleftjaw:
Dagmer mortally stabs Maester Luwin in the gut as the Ironborn bind up Theon to deliver him to the Stark forces. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 2: The Night Lands
6:00 (+3) Yoren:
to the City Watch riders looking for Gendry: "Now I sharpened this blade before breakfast. I could shave a spider's arse if I wanted to. Or... I could nick this artery in your leg. And once it's nicked, there's no one around here who knows how to un-nick it." (Threat)
29:12 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "If I told you to murder an infant girl, say, still at her mother's breast, would you do it without question?"
Bronn: "Without question? No. I'd ask, 'How much?'"
(Funny Line)
Episode 4: Garden of Bones
10:34 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Ordering Ser Meryn to beat Sansa: "Leave her face... I like her pretty." (Threat)
11:17 (+3) Bronn:
to Ser Meryn: "Careful, now. We don't want to get blood all over your pretty white cloak." (Threat)
12:48 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "You think dipping his wick will cure what ails him (Joffrey)?"
Bronn: "There's no cure for being a cunt."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 6: The Old Gods and the New
26:24 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
to his younger brother Tommen, as their sister Myrcella is shipped off to Dorne: "You sound like a little cat mewling for his mother. Princes don't cry." (Witty Insult)
26:28 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Sansa: "My little brother cried when I left Winterfell."
Joffrey: "So?"
Sansa: "It seems a normal thing."
Joffrey: "Is your little brother a prince?"
Sansa: "No."
Joffrey: "Not really relevant, then, is it?"
(Witty Insult)
32:45 (+3) Spice King of Qarth:
Xaro Xhoan Daxos: "Very true, and yet they say that your grandfather, who sold pepper off the back of a wagon, married a lady far lovelier and higher born than himself."
Spice King: "Every lady alive was lovelier and higher born than my grandfather."
(Comeback)
Episode 8: The Prince of Winterfell
23:36 (+3) Varys:
Varys: "And if Stannis does attack the mud gate, what is our plan?"
Bronn: "We could throw books at his men."
Varys: "We don't have that many books."
(Funny Line)
47:21 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
"They say Stannis never smiles. I'll give him a red smile from ear to ear." (Threat)
Episode 9: Blackwater
11:53 (+3) Bronn:
The Hound: "You think you're a hard man?"
Bronn: [slaps Armeca's ass] "Oh, I know it."
(Comeback)
17:42 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "Just because I pay you for your services doesn't diminish our friendship."
Bronn: "Enhances it, really."
(Funny Line)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: The North Remembers
50:46 (+10) Armeca:
Armeca nude in Littlefinger's brothel. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 2: The Night Lands
20:35 (+20) Daughter of the Myraham's Captain:
With Theon aboard the Myraham, as Theon sails on the way to Pyke. (Act of Intercourse)
21:31 (+5) Armeca:
Littlefinger watches as Armeca works on a customer in the brothel. (Act of Intercourse)
21:59 (+20) Armeca:
Armeca emerges fully nude after finishing off a customer in Littlefinger's brothel. Littlefinger quickly cleans off her face before passing her on to a new customer who was upset with Ros' services. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 9: Blackwater
10:46 (+10) Armeca:
Bronn strips her dress off while telling the story about his broken nose. (Act of Intercourse)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: The North Remembers
33:18 (+5) Maester Cressen:
Maester Cressen drinks the poisoned wine at a meeting of Stannis Baratheon's council. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 2: The Night Lands
29:08 (+5) Bronn:
drinks with Tyrion after Janos Slynt is arrested by the City Watch. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: What Is Dead May Never Die
42:03 (+5) Varys:
drinks wine while chatting with Tyrion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
44:25 (+5) Yoren:
Yoren drinks while talking with Arya at the Night's Watch camp. "You don't drink it for the flavor, to be honest." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: The Prince of Winterfell
27:07 (+5) Jaqen H'ghar:
Jaqen drinks while talking with Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 9: Blackwater
11:42 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks in the tavern after the Hound arrives. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Political Wins
Episode 2: The Night Lands
7:34 (+3) Varys:
Varys discovers Tyrion's whore, Shae, who he was forbidden from bringing to King's Landing. (Politics (to be categorized))
28:44 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn is promoted to Commander of the City Watch after Tyrion exiles Janos Slynt to the Night's Watch. (Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 3: What Is Dead May Never Die
42:38 (+3) Varys:
Varys' monologue - a philosophical question posed to Tyrion:
Varys: "Three great men sit in a room. A king, a priest and a rich man. Between them stands a common sellsword. Each great man bids the sellsword kill the other two. Who lives, who dies?"
Tyrion: "Depends on the sellsword."
Varys: "Does it? He has neither crown nor gold nor favor with the Gods."
Tyrion: "He has a sword, the power of life and death."
Varys: "But if it's swordsmen who rule, why do we pretend Kings hold all the power? When Ned Stark lost his head, who was truly responsible? Joffrey? The executioner? Or something else?"
Tyrion: "I've decided I don't like riddles."
Varys: "Power resides where men believe it resides. It's a trick, a shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow."
(Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 4: Garden of Bones
16:14 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Joffrey forcibly orders Ros to continue torturing Daisy.
Ros: "Your Grace, if your uncle finds out..."
Joffrey: "Oh, I want him to find out. You will bring her to his chambers when you're finished and show him what you've done. Or the same thing will happen to you."
(Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 6: The Old Gods and the New
9:20 (+3) Dagmer Cleftjaw:
After Ser Rodrik spits in Theon's face.
Theon: "Take him to the cells. Lock him up-"
Dagmer: "My prince, you cannot let that stand. He must pay."
Theon: "I'll lock him in a cell until he rots-"
Dagmer: "No, he has to pay the iron price. They'll never respect you while he lives."
(Politics (to be categorized))
Episode 9: Blackwater
18:55 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Joffrey presents his new sword, Hearteater. (Politics (to be categorized))
Deaths
Episode 1: The North Remembers
33:59 (+10) Maester Cressen:
Maester Cressen dies after drinking the poisoned wine in his attempt to assassinate Melisandre. (Death)
Episode 2: The Night Lands
17:33 (+10) Rakharo:
Rakharo is killed after encountering a rival Khalasar on his scouting mission for Daenerys. (Death)
+1 for Maester Cressen
Episode 3: What Is Dead May Never Die
49:55 (+10) Yoren:
Yoren is taken down by a gang of Lannister soldiers led by Ser Amory Lorch, but not before taking down 4 Lannister soldiers in defense of the Night's Watch recruits. (Death)
+1 for Rakharo, +1 for Maester Cressen
Episode 4: Garden of Bones
+1 for Rakharo, +1 for Maester Cressen, +1 for Yoren
Episode 5: The Ghost of Harrenhal
+1 for Rakharo, +1 for Maester Cressen, +1 for Yoren
Episode 6: The Old Gods and the New
+1 for Rakharo, +1 for Maester Cressen, +1 for Yoren
Episode 7: A Man Without Honor
44:30 (+10) Spice King of Qarth:
The Spice King is assassinated along with 10 other members of the Thirteen, during a coup by the Warlock Pyat Pree and Xaro Xhoan Daxos. (Death)
+1 for Rakharo, +1 for Maester Cressen, +1 for Yoren
Episode 8: The Prince of Winterfell
+1 for Rakharo, +1 for Maester Cressen, +1 for Yoren, +1 for Spice King of Qarth
Episode 9: Blackwater
+1 for Rakharo, +1 for Maester Cressen, +1 for Yoren, +1 for Spice King of Qarth
Episode 10: Valar Morghulis
+1 for Rakharo, +1 for Maester Cressen, +1 for Yoren, +1 for Spice King of Qarth
Special
Episode 1: The North Remembers
49:16 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Joffrey gets slapped after confronting Cersei about Robert's infidelities. (Special)
Episode 4: Garden of Bones
12:50 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Bronn: "There's no cure for being a cunt." (Special)
Episode 5: The Ghost of Harrenhal
24:42 (+3) Jaqen H'ghar:
Jaqen reveals himself to Arya, now disguised as a Lannister soldier. (Special)
31:14 (+3) Bronn:
"I don't know if you've ever seen a battle, old man, but things can get a bit messy. 'Cause when we're flinging things at Stannis, he's flinging them right back at us. Men die, men shit themselves, men run. Which means pots falling, which means fire inside the walls, which means the poor cunts trying to defend the city end up burning it down." (Special)
Episode 6: The Old Gods and the New
27:30 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Joffrey gets nailed with a chunk of manure right across the face. (Special)
29:21 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Tyrion: "We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!" (Special)
29:39 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Joffrey: "YOU'RE TALKING TO A KING!!!"
Tyrion: [SLAPS Joffrey] "...and now I've struck a King. Did my hand fall from my wrist?"
(Special)
Episode 8: The Prince of Winterfell
20:39 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "You should start wearing the gold cloak."
Bronn: "I don't want to wear a gold cloak ... A cloak slows you down in a fight, makes it hard to move quietly. And the gold catches the light, so you're nice and easy to spot at night."
(Special)
29:25 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Cersei: "[Joffrey's] place is not on the battlefield."
Tyrion: "It's not on the throne, either, sadly for all of us."
(Special)
49:23 (+3) Varys:
"This morning I heard a song all the way from Qarth beyond the Red Waste. Daenerys Targaryen lives ... She has three dragons." (Special)
Episode 9: Blackwater
15:05 (+3) Varys:
"My little birds tell me that Stannis Baratheon has taken up with a Red Priestess from Asshai." (Special)
41:42 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Sandor Clegane: "Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the King." (Special)
48:10 (+3) Joffrey Baratheon:
Sansa: "What about the King?"
Sandor: "He can die just fine on his own."
(Special)
Episode 10: Valar Morghulis
11:52 (+3) Varys:
A hooded Varys sneaks into Littlefinger's brothel to meet with Ros.
Varys, as Ros begins to strip: "No need for that, my dear."
Ros: "You sure? Most men like what they see."
Varys: "I'm not like most men."
(Special)
41:18 (+3) Jaqen H'ghar:
Jaqen dons a new face as he parts from Arya. "Jaqen is dead. Say it again. Valar Morghulis." (Special)