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Drogon's Baby Back Ribs - Fantasora

Drogon's Baby Back Ribs

The Fantasora Deep Draft Invitational

Owner: nyan

8-2, 835 pts
Points Z-Score: -0.294 (percentile: 38.44%)
Weeks at #1: 8
Categories won: Deaths (186)
Best Week: Episode 5: The Door (+155 points)
Team MVP: Leaf (picked #37, 115 points, 13.77% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-3

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
A member of the Children of the Forest. She leads Bran and his companions to cave of the Three-eyed Raven.
#37 115 97 0 0 0 3 15 0 0
The legitimized bastard son of Roose Bolton, now Warden of the North. He is fond of the Bolton tradition of flaying their enemies.
#4 106 52 12 5 5 18 11 3 0
The youngest of the Stark girls. Free-spirited and rebellious, Arya escaped the war-ravaged Westeros and currently resides in Braavos, where she trains under the face-changing assassin Jaqen H'ghar in the House of Black and White.
#5 57 40 3 0 5 6 0 3 0
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He recently accompanied Jaime Lannister on a sensitive diplomatic mission to Dorne to rescue the Princeess Myrcella Baratheon.
#20 47 0 33 0 5 0 0 9 0
The leader of the Sparrows, a religious movement within the Faith of the Seven. After being appointed as High Septon by Cersei Lannister, he has lead a sweeping inquiry to root out moral corruption in King's Landing, imprisoning Loras Tyrell, Margaery Tyrell, and Cersei Lannister.
#21 45 5 6 0 0 24 10 0 0
A Red Priestess from Asshai, Melisandre served as a close advisor to Stannis Baratheon until she abandoned his cause at the Battle of Winterfell against the Boltons.
#12 29 0 3 20 0 6 0 0 0
The long-deceased head of House Stark. There are rumors that he may make a reappearance in flashback form for S6.
#53 23 20 0 0 0 3 0 0 0
The son of Greatjon Umber, heir to House Umber and bannerman to the Starks.
#101 40 20 6 0 0 3 11 0 0
A leader of the Wildlings, and formerly a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall. Although they have met in battle more than once, he bears a grudging respect for Jon Snow.
#28 47 18 18 0 5 6 0 0 0
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys Targaryen's most trusted advisors before his banishment. He returned to her service during a revolt in the fighting pits of Meereen, and now travels with Daario Naharis to rescue Daenerys, who has disappeared along with one of her dragons, Drogon.
#13 21 0 3 0 0 0 0 18 0
A Wildling Giant, who fought in the Battle of Hardhome and was one of the few to escape.
#52 32 18 0 0 0 0 11 3 0
A former master-of-arms and acting Commander of the Night's Watch, Thorne narrowly lost the Lord Commander choosing to Jon Snow in S5. He later led a mutiny of disgruntled Night's Watch members against Jon Snow, stabbing and leaving him for dead.
#29 26 0 0 0 0 6 17 3 0
Lord Commander of the Kingsguard during the time of Aerys II and Rhaegar Targaryen
#108 19 2 0 0 0 0 17 0 0
A member of the Kinsguard who served in the time of Aerys II and Rhaegar Targaryen. Known as the "Sword of the Morning", he is renowned as one of the greatest fighters in the history of Westeros.
#84 28 11 0 0 0 0 17 0 0
Another Child of the Forest who is encountered far beyond the Wall.
#77 31 16 0 0 0 0 15 0 0
A mysterious man who lives far north of the Wall with the Children of the Forest. He has been guiding Bran's dreams through the form of a three-eyed raven.
#60 15 0 0 0 0 0 15 0 0
A member of the Night's Watch, and one of Jon Snow's few friends on the Wall.
#85 26 0 6 0 5 15 0 0 0
A septon in the Riverlands
#100 16 0 0 0 0 3 13 0 0
Samwell Tarly's disapproving father. He is the Lord of House Tarly, and was one of the greatest soldiers in Westeros.
#36 26 0 12 0 5 9 0 0 0
A member of a group of outlaws in the Riverlands.
#92 20 0 3 0 5 0 12 0 0
A leader of a group of outlaws in the Riverlands.
#69 12 0 0 0 0 0 12 0 0
The youngest of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She uses daggers and poisons as her weapons.
#45 15 12 0 0 0 3 0 0 0
A Septa and member of the Most Devout, the council that rules the Faith of the Seven. She rings the shame! shame! shame! bell.
#68 13 0 3 0 10 0 0 0 0
The King of the Seven Kingdoms after the assassination of his brother, Joffrey Baratheon. He is young and highly impressionable to the various influences in King's Landing that seek to control him.
#44 26 10 0 0 0 6 10 0 0
Howland Reed, head of House Reed and a Stark bannerman in the times of King Aerys II and Rhaegar Targaryen.
- 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Arya's swordfighting teacher. He is a master swordfighter, and a former First Sword of Braavos. His whereabouts are unknown after he helps Arya escape capture by Lannister soldiers.
#109 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A representative of the Iron Bank of Braavos, a powerful bank who holds a large sum of debt from the Iron Throne.
#61 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The jailkeeper of the sky cells in the Eyrie.
#125 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Head of House Umber, bannermen to the Starks. He did not attend the Frey wedding at the Twins, and his whereabouts are unknown.
#124 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Magister of Pentos, one of the free cities of Essos. He hosted the exiled Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen.
#116 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The captain's daughter aboard the merchant ship Myraham, a merchant ship traveling between the Riverlands and the Iron Islands. She had an fling with Theon Greyjoy during his stay aboard the ship, though he did not take her for a wife.
#133 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A mysterious woman from the Shadowlands beyond Asshai who resides in Qarth. She seems to have some magical clairvoyance over what happens to Daenerys Targaryen.
#117 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A childhood friend of Cersei Lannister, who accompanies a young Cersei to visit a fortune teller in the woods.
#132 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A Wildling chieftain who was killed in the Battle of Hardhome. She appears to have been re-animated as a wight.
#93 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The father of Lord Eddard Stark. He was burned alive by the Mad King, Aerys Targaryen, which led to the Stark and Baratheon rebellion that overthrew the Targaryen dynasty.
#76 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The incestuous son of Gilly and her father Craster. He travels with Gilly as she accompanies Samwell Tarly to Oldtown.
- 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 835 321 108 25 45 111 186 39 0

Roster

charId Character Special
87
The legitimized bastard son of Roose Bolton, now Warden of the North. He is fond of the Bolton tradition of flaying their enemies.
+1 for each food item he punctures or slices
+1 point for every scene featuring an act of torture.
6
The youngest of the Stark girls. Free-spirited and rebellious, Arya escaped the war-ravaged Westeros and currently resides in Braavos, where she trains under the face-changing assassin Jaqen H'ghar in the House of Black and White.
Nymeria's actions contribute to her points.
+1 point for reciting her hitlist
52
A Red Priestess from Asshai, Melisandre served as a close advisor to Stannis Baratheon until she abandoned his cause at the Battle of Winterfell against the Boltons.
+1 point for mentioning that "the night is dark and full of terrors"
+1 each time she mentions a vision she sees in the flames
32
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys Targaryen's most trusted advisors before his banishment. He returned to her service during a revolt in the fighting pits of Meereen, and now travels with Daario Naharis to rescue Daenerys, who has disappeared along with one of her dragons, Drogon.
+1 point when he explains to someone he has Greyscale
+1 point in each scene that Jorah serves as an encyclopedia for Essos culture.
+1 point each time he gets friendzoned
23
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He recently accompanied Jaime Lannister on a sensitive diplomatic mission to Dorne to rescue the Princeess Myrcella Baratheon.
+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy
192
The leader of the Sparrows, a religious movement within the Faith of the Seven. After being appointed as High Septon by Cersei Lannister, he has lead a sweeping inquiry to root out moral corruption in King's Landing, imprisoning Loras Tyrell, Margaery Tyrell, and Cersei Lannister.
1 politics point every time he (or Sparrows under his order) publicly out a named character for their sins
67
A leader of the Wildlings, and formerly a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall. Although they have met in battle more than once, he bears a grudging respect for Jon Snow.
+1 point for every mention of "killing Crows"
+1 point for stares into Brienne's soul
43
A former master-of-arms and acting Commander of the Night's Watch, Thorne narrowly lost the Lord Commander choosing to Jon Snow in S5. He later led a mutiny of disgruntled Night's Watch members against Jon Snow, stabbing and leaving him for dead.
+1 point every time he address Jon Snow as "Lord Snow".
221
Samwell Tarly's disapproving father. He is the Lord of House Tarly, and was one of the greatest soldiers in Westeros.
133
A member of the Children of the Forest. She leads Bran and his companions to cave of the Three-eyed Raven.
77
The King of the Seven Kingdoms after the assassination of his brother, Joffrey Baratheon. He is young and highly impressionable to the various influences in King's Landing that seek to control him.
Actions by Ser Pounce contribute to his points.
190
The youngest of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She uses daggers and poisons as her weapons.
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell
211
A Wildling Giant, who fought in the Battle of Hardhome and was one of the few to escape.
+1 each time he is ineffectually attacked (hit and does not exhibit pain) [Ruleset 4.0+]
1
The long-deceased head of House Stark. There are rumors that he may make a reappearance in flashback form for S6.
2x points for mentions that "Winter is coming"
+1 point each time he brandishes his greatsword, Ice
134
A mysterious man who lives far north of the Wall with the Children of the Forest. He has been guiding Bran's dreams through the form of a three-eyed raven.
+1 for forcibly pulling someone in or out of a vision [Ruleset 4.0+]
95
A representative of the Iron Bank of Braavos, a powerful bank who holds a large sum of debt from the Iron Throne.
195
A Septa and member of the Most Devout, the council that rules the Faith of the Seven. She rings the shame! shame! shame! bell.
+1 point for each bell ringing (S6 onwards)
246
A leader of a group of outlaws in the Riverlands.
[Possible special to be determined after character appears]
238
The father of Lord Eddard Stark. He was burned alive by the Mad King, Aerys Targaryen, which led to the Stark and Baratheon rebellion that overthrew the Targaryen dynasty.
239
Another Child of the Forest who is encountered far beyond the Wall.
[Possible special to be determined after character appears]
223
A member of the Kinsguard who served in the time of Aerys II and Rhaegar Targaryen. Known as the "Sword of the Morning", he is renowned as one of the greatest fighters in the history of Westeros.
[Possible special to be determined after character appears]
45
A member of the Night's Watch, and one of Jon Snow's few friends on the Wall.
212
A member of a group of outlaws in the Riverlands.
[Possible special to be determined after character appears]
209
A Wildling chieftain who was killed in the Battle of Hardhome. She appears to have been re-animated as a wight.
214
A septon in the Riverlands
230
The son of Greatjon Umber, heir to House Umber and bannerman to the Starks.
[Possible special to be determined after character appears]
215
Lord Commander of the Kingsguard during the time of Aerys II and Rhaegar Targaryen
[Possible special to be determined after character appears]
73
Arya's swordfighting teacher. He is a master swordfighter, and a former First Sword of Braavos. His whereabouts are unknown after he helps Arya escape capture by Lannister soldiers.
+1 point every time he references the "God of Death".
161
Magister of Pentos, one of the free cities of Essos. He hosted the exiled Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen.
176
A mysterious woman from the Shadowlands beyond Asshai who resides in Qarth. She seems to have some magical clairvoyance over what happens to Daenerys Targaryen.
197
A childhood friend of Cersei Lannister, who accompanies a young Cersei to visit a fortune teller in the woods.
168
The captain's daughter aboard the merchant ship Myraham, a merchant ship traveling between the Riverlands and the Iron Islands. She had an fling with Theon Greyjoy during his stay aboard the ship, though he did not take her for a wife.
249
The incestuous son of Gilly and her father Craster. He travels with Gilly as she accompanies Samwell Tarly to Oldtown.
251
Howland Reed, head of House Reed and a Stark bannerman in the times of King Aerys II and Rhaegar Targaryen.
Kills
Episode 1: The Red Woman
26:48 (+10) Tyene Sand:
Tyene pulls out a dagger to stab Areo Hotah in the back, as Ellaria Martell begins her overthrow of the Martells. (Kill of Named Character)
26:55 (+2) Tyene Sand:
Tyene takes the dagger from Areo Hotah's back and throws it at Doran Martell's fleeing messenger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 2: Home
10:59 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down the first of Alliser Thorne's men who is foolish enough to charge at him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
11:17 (+2) Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Weg rips down one of Ser Alliser Thorne's crossbowman from the battlements after he looses a bolt at him. He's smashed against the castle wall, and then thrown across the courtyard, prompting the rest of the Night's Watch to throw down their weapons. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
32:49 (+10) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay stabs his father Roose in the gut upon news that Fat Walda has borne Roose a second son. (Kill of Named Character)
37:07 (+10) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay offers up fresh meat to his hounds in the form of Fat Walda Frey. (Kill of Named Character)
37:07 (+2) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay offers up fresh meat to his hounds in the form of his newborn half-brother.
Fat Walda: "Please, Ramsay. He's your brother."
Ramsay: "I prefer being an only child."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
14:04 (+5) Ser Arthur Dayne:
Arthur Dayne stabs Howland Reed in the stomach. (Major Injury of Named Character)
14:10 (+2) Ser Gerold Hightower:
The Targaryen Kingsguard stabs through one of Ned Stark's bannermen during Bran's vision. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
14:17 (+10) Eddard Stark:
Ned stabs the Targaryen Kingsguard, Gerold Hightower, through the throat. (Kill of Named Character)
14:45 (+2) Ser Arthur Dayne:
Arthur slashes another of Ned Stark's bannermen across the neck. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
14:56 (+2) Ser Arthur Dayne:
Arthur Dayne cross-slices the throat of one of Ned Stark's bannermen with both swords. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:02 (+2) Ser Arthur Dayne:
Arthur Dayne stabs through the throat of another of Ned Stark's bannermen. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:02 (+5) Howland Reed:
An injured Howland comes to Ned's aid, stabbing Ser Arthur Dayne through the back of his neck. (Major Injury of Named Character)
16:20 (+10) Eddard Stark:
Ned finishes off the mortally-wounded Targaryen Kingsguard Arthur Dayne. (Kill of Named Character)
46:00 (+10) Smalljon Umber:
Smalljon Umber brings Ramsay the severed head of Rickon Stark's direwolf, Shaggydog, to prove his prisoner's identity. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
46:20 (+10) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay exposes his knowledge of Osha's loyalty to the Starks, stabbing her through the throat before she can assassinate him. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 5: The Door
17:03 (+5) Leaf:
In a vision of the very distant past, Leaf plunges a shard dragonglass through the chest of a man tied to a Weirwood tree, creating one of the first White Walkers. (Major Injury of Named Character)
47:51 (+4) Leaf:
Leaf throws the first magical hand grenade, destroying two wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:55 (+8) Child of the Forest:
The bow-wielding Child of the Forest kills 4 wights with the magic hand grenades as the White Walkers and their horde march onto the entrance of the Three-Eyed Raven's cavern. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:37 (+2) Leaf:
Leaf stabs the upside down spidey-wight through the eye. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:45 (+8) Child of the Forest:
The bow-wielding Child of the forest kills 4 wights that crawl through the weirwood root system into the cavern of the Three-Eyed Raven. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
52:46 (+76) Leaf:
Leaf sacrifices herself to detonate the magical hand grenade, engulfing a large horde of wights in the cavern tunnels and giving Meera, Hodor, and Bran more time to escape. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
52:46 (+10) Leaf:
Leaf sacrifices detonates the magical hand grenade in the narrow cavern tunnel, engulfing herself with a large horde of wights and allowing Meera, Hodor, and Bran more time to escape. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 8: No One
55:51 (+10) Arya Stark:
Arya leads the Waif to her darkened quarters, where she extinguishes the lone candle with her sword Needle and gains the upper hand in complete darkness. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
35:26 (+10) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay shoots down Rickon Stark with his longbow after giving him a chance to run to freedom towards the Stark army. "Do you like games, little man? Let's play a game. Run to your brother. The sooner you make it to him, the sooner you get to see him again. That's it. That's the game." (Kill of Named Character)
41:48 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund runs his sword through a Bolton soldier from behind, saving Jon Snow. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
42:00 (+2) Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Wun bitch slaps a beheaded Bolton rider and his horse into oblivion as they charge into battle. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:20 (+2) Smalljon Umber:
The Smalljon cuts down a Stark soldier attempting to flee the encircling phalanx of Bolton soldiers by retreating over the mounds of corpses. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:38 (+10) Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Wun smacks away 5 soldiers on the frontline of the Bolton shield formation. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:40 (+2) Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
After swiping away a hole in the Bolton shield formation, Wun Wun plucks a Bolton soldier out from the interior line and flings him into the air. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:51 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:
As the Wildling fighters charge into the Bolton shield line, Tormund reaches in to pull a soldier out of the formation, stabbing him through the belly. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:57 (+4) Smalljon Umber:
The Smalljon cuts down two Stark fighters after climbing over the mound of corpses to sandwich the Stark troops against the Bolton shield formation. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:25 (+2) Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Wun plucks another Bolton soldier out of the shield formation, ripping him in half with his bare hands. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:33 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund grabs the shield-holder out of the Bolton formation and yanks him down into the mud, slashing him across the back. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
45:17 (+2) Smalljon Umber:
The Smalljon cuts down a Wildling fighter. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:35 (+2) Smalljon Umber:
Trapped together in the mosh pit of death, the Smalljon delivers several concussive headbutts to Tormund's skull. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
47:39 (+10) Tormund Giantsbane:
After sustaining several headbutts from Smalljon Umber while they are trapped in the moshpit of death, Tormund goes in for the kill, biting into the Smalljon's neck and ripping out his jugular. (Kill of Named Character)
51:31 (+10) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay fires the fatal arrow through the eye of Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun, killing the giant at last. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
9:05 (+5) High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow orders the seven-pointed star to be carved into Loras Tyrell's forehead after his confessions, as a symbol of his sins and newfound faith in the Seven.
Margaery Tyrell: "You mutilated him. You gave me your word."
(Major Injury of Named Character)
22:19 (+10) Tommen Baratheon:
After witnessing the wildfire explosion at the Sept of Baelor, Tommen removes his crown and leaps from the balcony to his death. (Kill of Named Character)
48:52 (+20) Arya Stark:
Arya serves Walder Frey pies stuffed with meat from his own sons, Black Walder and Lothar Frey.

Walder Frey: "Where are my damn moron sons? Black Walder and Lothar promised to be here by midday."
Arya: "But they're already here, my Lord... Here, my Lord... They weren't easy to carve."
(Kill of Named Character)
49:06 (+10) Arya Stark:
After serving him a meat pie cooked from his own sons, Arya slits the throat of Walder Frey. "My name is Arya Stark. I want you to know that. The last thing you're ever going to see is a Stark smiling down at you as you die." (Kill of Named Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: The Red Woman
23:57 (+3) Septa Unella:
Margery: "I am the Queen and I demand to see my brother."
Unella: "Sinners do not make demands. They make confessions"
(Comeback)
submitted by smarlow13 (approved!)
Episode 2: Home
11:48 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Alliser Thorne: "For thousands of years, the Night's Watch has held Castle Black against the Wildlings."
Tormund: "Until you."
(Witty Insult)
18:20 (+3) High Sparrow:
to Jaime Lannister, as his Sparrows circle in: "Every one of us is poor and powerless. And yet, together, we can overthrow an empire." (Threat)
submitted by as38 (approved!)
36:46 (+3) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay rejects Fat Walda Frey's please for her son's life.
Fat Walda: "Please, Ramsay. He's your brother."
Ramsay: "I prefer being an only child."
(Threat)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
6:43 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund: "The think you're some kind of God, the man who returned from the dead."
Jon Snow: "I'm not a god."
Tormund: "I know that. I saw your pecker. What kind of God would have a pecker that small?
(Witty Insult)
7:26 (+3) Eddison Tollett:
Edd: "Your eyes are still brown. Is that still you in there?"
Jon: "I think so. Hold off on burning my body for now."
Edd: "That's funny. You sure that's still you in there?"
(Witty Insult)
40:15 (+3) Arya Stark:
Waif: "That's a short list. That can't be everyone you want to kill. Are you sure you're not forgetting someone?"
Arya: "Which name would you like a girl to speak?"
(Threat)
43:17 (+3) Smalljon Umber:
Ramsay Bolton: "When my father became Warden of the North, your house refused to pledge their banners."
Smalljon Umber: "Your father was a cunt."
(Witty Insult)
44:55 (+3) Ramsay Bolton:
Smalljon Umber: "Fuck kneeling, and fuck oaths. I've got a gift for you."
Ramsay: "A girl, I hope. I prefer redheads."
(Funny Line)
45:22 (+3) Smalljon Umber:
to Ramsay Bolton and Harald Karstark: "And a boy, nice and young. The way Karstark likes 'em." (Witty Insult)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
20:38 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Daario: "Oh, I don't want to fight you, Jorah the Andal. What do I have to gain? If I win, I'm the shit who killed an old man. If I lose, I'm the shit who was killed by an old man."
Jorah: "You didn't get much discipline as a child, did you?"
(Witty Insult)
48:47 (+3) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay sends a letter to Jon Snow, demanding Sansa back:

"Keep her from me and I will ride north and slaughter every wildling man, woman, and babe living under your protection. You will watch as I skin them living. You will watch as my soldiers take turns raping your sister. You will watch as my dogs devour your wild little brother. Then I will spoon your eyes from their sockets and let my dogs do the rest. Come and see."
(Threat)
submitted by elise.gwen.morgan (approved!)
Episode 5: The Door
45:13 (+3) Eddison Tollett:
Night's Watchman: "Should we close the gate, Lord Commander?"
Edd: "I'm not the Lord Command- *looks around* yeah, *ahem* ... close the bloody gate."
(Funny Line)
submitted by nick.embrey (approved!)
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
16:57 (+3) Randyll Tarly:
Melessa Tarly: "Samwell, would you care for more bread?"
Sam: "Oh, yes. Yes, please."
Randyll Tarly: "Not fat enough already?"
(Witty Insult)
17:26 (+3) Randyll Tarly:
to Sam: "I thought the Night's Watch might make a man of you. Something resembling a man at least. You managed to stay soft, and fat. Your nose buried in books. Spending your life reading about the achievements of better men." (Witty Insult)
19:52 (+3) Randyll Tarly:
"I took you (Gilly) for a Mole's Town whore when I saw you and I made my peace with that. Who else would have him (Samwell)? But I overestimated him. No, it was a Wildling whore that seduced my son." (Witty Insult)
20:40 (+3) Randyll Tarly:
referring to Gilly: "This you getting back at me, boy? Bringing *that* to my table and making me dine with *it*?" (Witty Insult)
submitted by goodjujumagic (approved!)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
9:22 (+3) High Sparrow:
to Margaery: "The Queen of Thorns is a remarkable woman, a strong woman. And an unrepentant sinner. You must teach her the new one, as she taught you the old, or I fear for her safety, body and soul." (Threat)
15:00 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Jon Snow: "Are you sure they'll come (the Wildling armies)?"
Tormund: "We're not clever like you Southerners. When we say we'll do something, we do it."
(Witty Insult)
18:25 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Oh no, not me. I'm just an upjump sellsword."
Jaime: "You're an anointed knight, there's quite a difference."
Bronn: "Aye, knights don't get paid."
(Funny Line)
18:33 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army."
Bronn: "That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army."
(Witty Insult)
18:57 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "And you'll get all three. A Lannister always pa-"
Bronn: "Don't say it. Don't fookin' say it..."
(Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
21:03 (+3) Bronn:
Lothar Frey: "Ser Jaime, we didn't know you were coming."
Jaime Lannister: "Because you didn't set a proper perimeter."
Bronn: "Good thing we're friends, or we'd be fucking you in the ass right now."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
22:22 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "Get word to the Blackfish. I want a parley."
Bronn: "A parley or a fight?"
Jaime: "He's an old man."
Bronn: "You've got one hand. My money's on the old boy."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 8: No One
8:25 (+3) Gatins:
smelling his finger after plunging it up the butt of a less experienced bandit in his outlaw group: "Ah, it smells like pussy to me." (Witty Insult)
14:47 (+3) Bronn:
greeting Podrick Payne: "Gettin' a bit old to be a squire, aren't we?" (Witty Insult)
15:03 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Are they in there?"
Podrick Payne: "Uh huh."
Bronn: "You think they're fucking?"
Podrick: "What? No."
Bronn: "Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you?"
Podrick: "I'm her squire."
Bronn: "Oh."
(Funny Line)
15:28 (+3) Bronn:
on Jaime Lannister: "The way all women look at him is frankly irritating. I preferred working with the little brother on that account." (Funny Line)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
0:00 (+3) Ramsay Bolton:
to Jon Snow and his men: "My dogs are desperate to meet you. I haven't fed them for seven days. They're ravenous. I wonder which parts they'll try first. Your eyes? Your balls? We'll find out soon enough. In the morning, then, bastard." (Threat)
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16:29 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Jon Snow: "We're digging trenches all along our flanks. They won't be able to hit us the way that Stannis hit you, in a double envelopment."
Tormund: ...
Jon: "A pincer move."
Tormund: ...
Jon: "They won't be able to hit us from the sides."
Tormund: "Good."
(Funny Line)
21:58 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
to Davos: "I have a jug of sour goat's milk stronger than any of that grape water you southern twats like sucking on." (Witty Insult)
22:23 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Davos: "I can never sleep the night before a battle."
Tormund: "So what do you do all night?"
Davos: "I walk. Think and walk. Think and walk until I'm far enough away from camp that no one can hear me shitting my guts out."
Tormund: *laughs* "... Happy shitting."
(Funny Line)
22:52 (+3) Melisandre:
Jon Snow: "Any advice?"
Melisandre: "Don't lose."
(Funny Line)
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Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
0:00 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime: "She doesn't want me, she wants your golden fingers up her twat." (Funny Line)
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23:47 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime, after a Frey serving girl gives him the eye: "You don't even have to do anything, do you?" (Funny Line)
24:07 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime Lannister: "Those two have their eyes on you."
Bronn: "They have their eyes on *you*, cunt."
Jaime: "Not my type."
Bronn: "Not blonde enough?"
(Witty Insult)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: The Red Woman
46:53 (+20) Melisandre:
Melisandre removes her ruby necklace as she strips down to her true form in front of the mirror. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
45:55 (+5) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay gets a handy prelude from Osha, before surprising her with some intense penetration. (Act of Intercourse)
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Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
43:07 (+5) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay drinks while hearing a proposal from Smalljon Umber (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
47:57 (+5) Eddison Tollett:
Edd drinks a mug of ale as Jon Snow receives the letter from Ramsay Bolton. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
48:01 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund drinks from his mug as Jon Snow unrolls the letter from Ramsay Bolton. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
15:46 (+5) Randyll Tarly:
Randyll drinks after toasting to his son Dickon for the 70-yard deer kill from that day's hunt. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: No One
7:07 (+5) Arya Stark:
Arya drinks a glass of milk of the poppy to settle her into sleep. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
7:40 (+5) Gatins:
takes a swig from his wineskin (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
18:15 (+5) Septa Unella:
Septa Unella has a cup of wine poured over her face as she is being tortured by Cersei Lannister. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
18:32 (+5) Septa Unella:
Following up on the cup, Septa Unella has an entire pitcher of wine poured over her face as she is being tortured by Cersei Lannister. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
23:54 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks at the Frey-Lannister feast celebrating the retaking of Riverrun. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Political Wins
Episode 1: The Red Woman
8:13 (+3) Alliser Thorne:
Ser Alliser defends his treason against Lord Commander Jon Snow, and convinces the Night's Watch to side with him.

"You're right! We've committed treason, all of us. Jon Snow was my Lord Commander. I had no love for him. That was no secret. But I never once disobeyed an order. Loyalty is the foundation on which the Night's Watch is built. And the Watch means everything to me. I have given my life, we have all given our lives to the Night's Watch. Jon Snow was going to destroy the Night's Watch ... He thrust a terrible choice upon us. And we made it."
(Convincing Argument)
8:13 (+3) Alliser Thorne:
Alliser takes over as de facto Commander of the Night's Watch after explaining his mutinous actions to kill Jon Snow, and winning over the crowd. (New Title)
26:48 (+3) Tyene Sand:
Tyene betrays Doran Martell, killing his bodyguard Areo Hotah as the first strike in Ellaria Sand's coup d'état of Dorne. (Act of Betrayal)
Episode 2: Home
10:12 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund successfully leads the Wildlings to victory at Castle Black, after Ser Alliser Thorne and his men throw down their weapons after a display of Wun Wun's force. (Victorious Battle)
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10:23 (+3) Eddison Tollett:
Edd takes control of Castle Black after rallying the Wildlings to his side and capturing Alliser Thorne and the other traitors. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
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12:06 (+6) Eddison Tollett:
Edd orders Ser Alliser Thorne, Olly, and the other traitors who killed Jon Snow to be locked up. "Throw them into the cells. Where they belong." (New Follower/Prisoner)
13:51 (+3) Tommen Baratheon:
Tommen bars Cersei from attending her daughter Myrcella's funeral, instead ordering her to stay in the Red Keep. Despite having the monstrous zombie Mountain on her side, she respects the King's wishes. (Executive Decision)
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32:49 (+3) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay stabs his father Roose in the gut upon news that Fat Walda has borne Roose a second son.
Roose: "You'll always be my first born."
Ramsay: "Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me."
(Act of Betrayal)
35:30 (+3) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay leads Fat Walda Frey and his newborn half-brother to a kennel full of his hungry hounds instead of to Lord Bolton. "Of course. Follow me mother." (Act of Betrayal)
36:13 (+3) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay becomes the new Lord Bolton after killing his father, Roose.
Fat Walda Frey: "Where is Lord Bolton?"
Ramsay: "I am Lord Bolton."
(New Title)
52:16 (+3) Melisandre:
Melisandre invokes her pleas to the Lord of Light in an attempt to resurrect Jon Snow. After several minutes and of killing the hopes of everyone in the room, Jon is left alone and suddenly awakes, gasping for breath. God damn lag. (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Episode 3: Oathbreaker
37:21 (+3) High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow convinces Tommen Baratheon to stand down his demands for his mother's entry into the Sept to see Myrcella.
High Sparrow: "A true leader avails himself of the wisest counsel he can. And no one is wiser than the Gods."
Tommen: "My grandfather once said something similar. Except for the part about the Gods."
High Sparrow: "The Gods worked through him whether he knew it or not. As they work through your mother. There's so much good in all of us. The best we can do is to help each other bring it out."
(Convincing Argument)
45:30 (+3) Smalljon Umber:
Smalljon Umber betrays Rickon Stark and Osha, who his house has been hiding as fugitives, turning them over to Ramsay Bolton. (Act of Betrayal)
45:30 (+6) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay takes Osha and Rickon Stark as prisoners, after they are turned over to him by Smalljon Umber. (New Follower/Prisoner)
50:22 (+3) Eddison Tollett:
Jon Snow turns over the Lord Commandership of the Night's Watch to Edd.
Edd: "What do you want me to do with this?"
Jon Snow: Wear it. Burn it. Whatever you want. You have Castle Black. My watch is ended."
(New Title)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
2:49 (+3) Eddison Tollett:
Edd: "You swore a vow."
Jon Snow: "Aye, I pledged my life to the Night's Watch. I gave my life."
Edd: "For all nights to come."
(House Words)
Episode 5: The Door
17:13 (+3) Leaf:
Leaf kills a man with a shard of dragonglass and creates a new White Walker to aid the Children of the Forset in the war against the First Men. (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
10:24 (+3) High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow convinces King Tommen to allow Margaery to proceed with her Walk of Atonement.
Tommen: "Is there no other way? ... It just seems very dangerous."
High Sparrow: "She'll be protected the entire way. The Faith Militant are very stern with those who overstep their bounds."
(Convincing Argument)
18:25 (+3) Randyll Tarly:
Randyll discovers Gilly's true origins as a Wildling from north of the Wall.
Randyll: "Your way *down* to Castle Black? Where did he kill a White Walker? Where are you from? How'd you come to meet my son?"
Gilly: "The Night's Watch came to our keep."
Randyll: "Where?"
Gilly: "North of the Wall."
Randyll: "North of the Wall? You're a Wildling."
(Secret Discovery)
20:47 (+6) Randyll Tarly:
Randyll takes in Gilly and Little Sam: "Your mother's a fine woman. You're not worthy of her. To please her, I'll take the Wildling in. She can work in the kitchens. The bastard will be raised here." (New Follower/Prisoner)
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30:28 (+3) High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow announces Margaery's crimes to the masses gathered at the Sept of Baelor.  "Rich or poor, noble or common, if we sin, we must atone. Margaery of House Tyrell came to us a sinner. She stood before the gods in the holy sept and lied. She turned a blind eye to her brother's sins. She disgraced her house, her King, and herself." (Politics Special)
30:46 (+3) Arya Stark:
Arya betrays Bianca, who had entrusted her murder plot of Lady Crane to the Faceless Men. "Careful that one... she wants you dead." (Act of Betrayal)
31:15 (+3) Arya Stark:
Arya reclaims Needle, which she had buried into the docks of Braavos. (New Weapon)
36:49 (+3) High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow picks up an ownership stake in King's Landing after announcing a joint venture with Tommen Baratheon to make the Seven Kingdoms great again.
High Sparrow: "Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith."
Tommen: "The Crown and the Faith are the twin pillars upon which the world rests. Together we will restore the Seven Kingdoms to glory."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
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36:52 (+6) High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow announces the latest high-profile devotees to sign onto Team Sparrow, in a joint press conference with Tommen Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell.

"Queen Margaery has already atoned for her sins by bringing another into the true light of the Seven. Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
6:09 (+3) Septon Ray:
reveals his knowledge of the Hound's identity: "What matters, I believe, is that there's something greater than us. And whatever it is, it's got plans for Sandor Clegane." (Secret Discovery)
13:39 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund convinces the other Wildlings to march for Jon Snow. "The Crows killed him, because he spoke for the Free Folk when no other Southerners would. He died for us. If we are not willing to do the same for him, we're cowards. If that's what we are, we deserve to be the last of the Free Folk." (Convincing Argument)
Episode 8: No One
24:19 (+3) Tommen Baratheon:
Tommen issues a royal decree banning Trial by Combat. "Furthermore, after much prayer and reflection, the Crown has decided that from this day forward, trial by combat will be forbidden throughout the Seven Kingdoms. The tradition is a brutish one, a scheme devised by corrupt rulers in order to avoid true judgment from the Gods." (Executive Decision)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
44:42 (+3) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay's forces successfully surround the Stark army, trapping them between a shield-and-spear formation of Bolton soldiers, and a huge mound of corpses defended by Umber and Karstark forces. (Victorious Battle)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
8:37 (+3) High Sparrow:
Loras renounces his claims to House Tyrell and swears himself to the High Sparrow and the Faith of the Seven.
Loras Tyrell: "I will abandon the Tyrell name and all that goes with it. I will renounce my lordship and my claims on Highgarden. I will never marry and I will never father children."
High Sparrow: "Brother Loras, I ask you to dedicate your life to the Seven Gods. Will you fight to defend your faith against heretics and apostates?"
Loras Tyrell: "I will."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
10:04 (+3) High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow reneges on his agreement to release Loras Tyrell after his confessions (presumably unharmed).
Margaery Tyrell: "You mutilated him. You gave me your word."
High Sparrow: "And I have kept my word. Once the Queen Mother's trial is concluded, Brother Loras is free to leave."
(Act of Betrayal)
34:57 (+3) Melisandre:
Melisandre admits to sacrificing Shireen after being exposed by Davos Seaworth, but manages to convince Jon Snow to spare her in the face of the looming White Walker threat.

Melisandre: "I've been ready to die for many years. If the Lord was done with me, so be it, but he's not. You've seen the Night King, Jon Snow. You know the great war is still to come. You know the army of the dead will be upon us soon. And you know I can help you win that war."
Jon Snow: "Ride south today. If you return to the North, I'll have you hanged as a murderer."
(Convincing Argument)
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56:50 (+3) Eddard Stark:
A dying Lyanna Stark entrusts her newborn baby Jon Snow to her brother Ned. "You have to protect him. Promise me, Ned." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Deaths
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
14:19 (+10) Ser Gerold Hightower:
The Targaryen Kingsguard dies after being stabbed through the throat by Ned Stark. (Death)
16:22 (+10) Ser Arthur Dayne:
Arthur Dayne is killed by Eddard Stark after being stabbed through the back of the neck by Howland Reed. (Death)
49:37 (+10) Alliser Thorne:
Ser Alliser is hanged for his role in the assassination of Jon Snow. (Death)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
+1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Alliser Thorne
Episode 5: The Door
49:59 (+10) Child of the Forest:
The bow-wielding Child of the Forest succumbs to one of the wights invading the Three-Eyed Raven's cavern. (Death)
51:57 (+10) Three-eyed raven:
The Three-Eyed Raven is cut down by the White Walker King after the White Walkers and their wights invade his cavern. "The time has come. Leave me." (Death)
52:46 (+10) Leaf:
Leaf sacrifices herself to detonate the magical hand grenade in the narrow cavern tunnel, engulfing a large horde of wights and allowing Meera, Hodor, and Bran more time to escape. (Death)
+1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Alliser Thorne
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
+1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Three-eyed raven, +1 for Leaf, +1 for Child of the Forest
Episode 7: The Broken Man
48:33 (+10) Septon Ray:
Sandor discovers the Septon hanged from the frame of his to-be-constructed church as the entire village has been massacred by the Brotherhood without Banners. (Death)
+1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Three-eyed raven, +1 for Leaf, +1 for Child of the Forest
Episode 8: No One
9:15 (+10) Gatins:
Gatins is cut down by Sandor Clegane's woodchopping axe, as revenge for massacring the villagers building Septon Ray's church. (Death)
46:26 (+10) Lem Lemoncloak:
Lem is hanged by the true Brotherhood without Banners, for his crimes in massacring the villagers building Septon Ray's church. (Death)
+1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Three-eyed raven, +1 for Leaf, +1 for Child of the Forest, +1 for Septon Ray
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
47:45 (+10) Smalljon Umber:
After battling while trapped together in the the moshpit of death, the Smalljon dies after Tormund rips out his jugular with his bare teeth. (Death)
51:38 (+10) Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
An arrow-riddled Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun is finished off by an arrow through the eye from Ramsay Bolton shortly after he bashes down the Winterfell gates to allow the rest of the Wildling and Stark forces through. (Death)
57:53 (+10) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay is eaten alive by his own hounds after he is imprisoned with them in the kennels of Winterfell. (Death)
+1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Three-eyed raven, +1 for Leaf, +1 for Child of the Forest, +1 for Septon Ray, +1 for Gatins, +1 for Lem Lemoncloak
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
17:25 (+10) High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow is engulfed as the wildfire explosion rips through the floor of the Sept of Baelor. (Death)
22:19 (+10) Tommen Baratheon:
After witnessing the wildfire explosion at the Sept of Baelor, Tommen removes his crown and leaps from the balcony to his death. (Death)
26:42 (+0) Tommen Baratheon:
Tommen's shrouded body is presented to Cersei. "He should be with his grandfather, his brother, his sister. Burn him and bury his ashes where the Sept once stood." (Dead Body Appearance)
+1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Three-eyed raven, +1 for Leaf, +1 for Child of the Forest, +1 for Septon Ray, +1 for Gatins, +1 for Lem Lemoncloak, +1 for Smalljon Umber, +1 for Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun, +1 for Ramsay Bolton
Special
Episode 1: The Red Woman
33:27 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Daario Naharis calls out Jorah's friendzone status like he sees it:
Jorah: "I've been all over the world. There's no escaping men like us."
Daario: "There's no escaping her, eh? You keep coming back. Why?"
Jorah: "You know why."
Daario: "Isn't it frustrating wanting someone who doesn't want you back?"
(Special)
34:20 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah corrects Daario with the proper Essos terminology.
Daario: "Huh... an army?"
Jorah: "Not an army. A horde."
(Special)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
40:15 (+3) Arya Stark:
Waif: "Who else was on Arya Stark's funny little list?"
Arya: "Cersei Lannister. Gregor Clegane. Walder Frey."
(Special)
48:07 (+3) Alliser Thorne:
to Jon Snow: "I fought, I lost. Now I rest. But you, Lord Snow, you'll be fighting their battles forever." (Special)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
20:28 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Friendzone ribbing from alpha-male Daario
Daario Naharis: "It must make you angry, that our Queen chose me."
Jorah: "It makes me sad. You'll disappoint her before long, she'll move on."
(Special)
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21:03 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah the Explorah gives Daario this week's culture lesson on Dothraki city layout.
"The road running through the Horse Gate, they call that the Godsway. Eastern Market, Western Market. When Khal Drogo died, she was supposed to come here and join the Dosh Khaleen, the widows of the dead Khals. That's where they'll have taken her. The Temple of the Dosh Khaleen."
(Special)
25:10 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah reminds Daario about the rules of engagement in Vaes Dothrak: "If they find a body with a stab wound, the whole city will be looking for us." (Special)
Episode 5: The Door
28:19 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah admits his love for Daenerys after revealing his fatal greyscale infection. "Tyrion Lannister was right. I love you. I'll always love you. Good-bye, Khaleesi." (Special)
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Episode 7: The Broken Man
18:15 (+3) Bronn:
"Now that is a sorry attempt at a siege. Someone needs to teach those sad twats how to dig trenches." (Special)
22:03 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn starts instructing the Frey forces on the proper siege preparations: "Have your lads start digging perimeter trenches. Set pickets every hundred yards. And work double-time on those siege towers and trebuchets." (Special)
Episode 8: No One
15:44 (+3) Bronn:
Podrick: "She's training me to fight."
Bronn: "Is she? Oh ... Then how come an old cunt like me can still sneak up and murder you?"
Podrick: "Well, that's a different sort of fighting."
Bronn: "Now, that's the truth, isn't it? You want to learn that sort of fighting? ... All right, let's start with your footwork..."
(Special)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
0:00 (+3) Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Wun emerges from the battle impaled by numerous arrow wounds, but valiantly follows Jon and Tormund as they track down a retreating Ramsay. (Special)
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35:26 (+3) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay releases Rickon Stark, and taunts him by allowing him to run to the Stark side while he attempts to shoot him down with his longbow. (Special)
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