Theon Greyjoy

+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek"
+1 point when his missing manhood is referenced

Raw Stats

Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Kills Cmd. Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
1032 271 15 200 135 0 123 0 273 15

Event Log

Kills
Episode 1: The Red Woman
17:13 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon stabs a Bolton soldier through the back while he is battling Podrick Payne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 2: Stormborn
51:13 (+4) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon cuts down two of Euron's soldiers as they board Yara's ship. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
52:01 (+4) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon kills two more soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
54:43 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon cuts down one last Ironborn, before his uncle Euron calls to him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 6: The Old Gods and the New
11:25 (+10) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon sloppily hacks off the head of Ser Rodrik Cassel in a botched execution. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
12:03 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon fires an arrow through the chest of the Wildling holding Bran hostage. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf
53:24 (+1) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon makes a comeback in round two with Harrag, wearing out the older Ironborn's kneecap on his impervious groin area, and then pounding him into submission. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Episode 7: A Man Without Honor
55:09 (+20) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon reveals the two charred bodies of the Stark boys to the crowd of Winterfell onlookers.
"I told you what would happen if you served me loyally... and what would happen if you did not. ... If there's any who still question whether your new lord means what he says... here is the answer to your question."
(Kill of Named Character)
Episode 9: Baelor
5:59 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon shoots down a raven being sent from the Twins. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
18:43 (+10) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon breaks and throws Myranda from the top of the Winterfell walls onto the ground below, saving Sansa Stark. (Kill of Named Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 2: The Night Lands
20:16 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
to the daughter of the Myraham's captain: "Try smiling with your lips closed." (Witty Insult)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 2: The Night Lands
20:35 (+10) Theon Greyjoy:
With the captain's daughter aboard the ship Myraham, as Theon sails on the way to Pyke. (Act of Intercourse)
35:51 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon fingers Yara as she gives him a ride up to the castle Pyke. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
16:16 (+10) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon loudly with Ros inside Winterfell. "Keep it down. You're not supposed to be inside the castle walls." (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 6: The Old Gods and the New
51:08 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon is asleep post-coitus with Osha. (Act of Intercourse)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: The North Remembers
43:34 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon drinks after Robb delivers his terms to Alton Lannister. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 2: Stormborn
48:33 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon drinks with Yara and Ellaria Sand below deck as they sail for Sunspear. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 6: The Old Gods and the New
48:18 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon drinks in the Winterfell chambers while talking with Osha. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
35:48 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:
Yara forces Theon to drink while the fleet is docked.
Theon: "I don't want any."
Yara: "I don't care what you want. Drink."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
32:41 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon drinks in Winterfell as the Stark bannermen argue over who leads the vanguard. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Political Wins
Episode 3: What Is Dead May Never Die
19:14 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
Balon Greyjoy: "What are our words? Our words."
Theon: "We do not sow."
(Politics (uncategorized))
36:54 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon betrays Robb Stark and joins Team Greyjoy. He burns his letter warning Robb of the Greyjoy attack plans. (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 5: The Ghost of Harrenhal
19:53 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon meets Dagmer Cleftjaw, his first mate aboard the Sea Bitch. (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 6: The Old Gods and the New
4:22 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon seizes Winterfell in an attack while Ser Rodrik is away with the soldiers at Torrhen's Square. (Politics (uncategorized))
7:14 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon wins the begrudging subservience of Maester Luwin, after seizing Winterfell from Bran. (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 7: The Gift
10:01 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
After promising to help Sansa Stark light a signal candle at the top of the broken tower, Reek instead goes directly to Ramsay Bolton to inform him of Sansa's plot. (Politics (uncategorized))
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf
53:29 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon wins over Harrag's crew of Ironborn after punching him out on the beaches of Dragonstone. "Not for me. For Yara!" (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
18:40 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon finally breaks and betrays the Boltons, saving Sansa Stark from one of Myranda's arrows before throwing Myranda off the walls of Winterfell. (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 10: Valar Morghulis
28:50 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon's speech to rally the Ironborn to defend Winterfell.
"*horn blow* You hear that? That's the mating call of the Northmen. They want to fuck us. Well, I haven't had a good fuck in weeks. I'm ready for one!
...
Ironborn warriors will cry out our names as they leap onto the shores of Seagard and Faircastle. Mothers will name their sons for us. Girls will think of us with their lovers inside them. And whoever kills that fucking horn-blower will stand in bronze above the shores of Pyke!"
(Politics (uncategorized))
Special
Episode 2: Stormborn
55:00 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
Euron taunts Theon into fleeing the battle as he holds Yara captive: "Ah come on, you cockless coward. I have her. Come and get her." (Special)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
43:11 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon acts against his own self-interest, throwing away his own claim in support of his sister Yara ruling the Iron Islands. (Special)
submitted by skywalkerdude (approved!)
Episode 5: The Door
19:44 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon elects to stump for his sister Yara, after other some of the other Ironborn nominate him to inherit the Salt Throne. "I am Theon Greyjoy, last living son of Balon Greyjoy ... and she is your rightful ruler." (Special)
Episode 6: The Laws of Gods and Men
13:13 (+9) Theon Greyjoy:
"I'm not Theon, I'm Reek! Reek! My name is Reek!" (Special)
13:25 (+15) Theon Greyjoy:
"I know who I am - Reek! Reek! Loyal Reek! Good Reek! I've always been Reek! (Special)
14:03 (+6) Theon Greyjoy:
"Reek! Loyal Reek!" (Special)
Episode 7: The Gift
7:41 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
to Sansa: "I'm not Theon, m'lady. I'm Reek." (Special)
8:39 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
Sansa: "Promise me, Theon."
Reek: "Reek! My name is Reek."
(Special)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
35:42 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
Yara forces Theon to drink while the fleet is docked.
Theon: "I don't want any."
Yara: "I don't care what you want. Drink."
(Special)
submitted by rls14 (approved!)
Episode 8: The Mountain and the Viper
13:04 (+6) Theon Greyjoy:
"I'm Reek... I'm Reek. Always. Forever." (Special)
Episode 8: Hardhome
16:20 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
"I'm not Theon. There is no Theon. Reek." (Special)
Episode 8: The Mountain and the Viper
16:43 (+12) Theon Greyjoy:
"Reek. My name is Reek.... Reek. I'm Reek." (Special)
Warm Fuzzy Moments
Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf
48:49 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:
Jon Snow comes around to forgive Theon for his betrayals to their family.

Theon: "I always wanted to do the right thing. Be the right kind of person. But I never knew what that meant. It always seemed like there's like there was an impossible choice I had to make. Stark or Greyjoy."

Jon Snow: "Our father was more of a father to you than yours ever was. ... And you betrayed him. Betrayed his memory. ... But you never lost him. He's a part of you. Just like he's a part of me. But the things I've done It's not my place to forgive you for all of it.
But what I can forgive, I do. You don't need to choose. You're a Greyjoy and you're a Stark."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)