Results for Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

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Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

16:54 (+1) Areo Hotah:
Areo delivers a stiff elbow to the face of Bronn, as ordered by Trystane Martell. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
16:54 (+1) Trystane Martell:
Trystane orders Areo Hotah to return an elbow to Bronn's face in light-hearted retribution, as his punishment for the "fleabite" Bronn gave to him in the Water Gardens. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
33:57 (+10) Melisandre:
Melisandre burns Shireen Baratheon at the stake after convincing Stannis that her king's blood must be sacrificed. "It will all be over soon, Princess." (Kill of Named Character)
33:57 (+10) Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis sacrifices his own daughter Shireen to the Lord of Light, allowing the red priestess Melisandre to burn her at the stake. (Kill of Named Character)
41:22 (+2) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah plunges a dagger into the heart of the long-axe-wielding pit fighter. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:39 (+10) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah does a somersault and then stabs his sword through the stomach of the pit fighter, named as the "Meereenese Champion" earlier. (Kill of Named Character)
44:04 (+2) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah throws a spear into the gallery, killing a Son of the Harpy who had been sneaking up behind Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:46 (+4) Daario Naharis :
Daario kills two Sons of the Harpy as they reveal themselves and try to attack Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
45:11 (+2) Daario Naharis :
Daario kills another Son of the Harpy while defending Daenerys in the fighting pit gallery. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
45:13 (+2) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah kills a Son of the Harpy with his dagger as he makes his way over to help protect Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
45:39 (+2) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion picks a dagger up from the ground and slits the throat of a Son of the Harpy who attempts to attack Missandei. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:02 (+2) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah stabs a Son of the Harpy who attempts to ambush Daenerys in the fighting pit escape tunnel. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:08 (+4) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah cuts down two enemies as Daenerys' group becomes encircled by the Sons of the Harpy mob. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:18 (+8) Daario Naharis :
Daario cuts down four enemies as Daenerys' group becomes encircled by the Sons of the Harpy mob. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:17 (+4) Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon crushes two Sons of the Harpy as he lands in the fighting pits. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:24 (+2) Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon catches a Son of the Harpy who attempts to charge Daenerys, ripping him in half and flinging the pieces to opposite ends of the fighting pit. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:34 (+10) Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon shoots flames at a group of five Sons of the Harpy, engulfing them in flames. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:42 (+10) Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon's second flame engulfs four Sons of the Harpy and an Unsullied soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:55 (+8) Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon's third flame engulfs two Sons of the Harpy and two of the old Masters. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:01 (+2) Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon grabs a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy, slamming him into the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:13 (+2) Daario Naharis :
Daario slices a Son of the Harpy with his arakh in the middle of the fighting pits. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:13 (+2) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah stabs through a Son of the Harpy in the fighting pit. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:46 (+2) Daario Naharis :
Daario throws his dagger into the stomach of a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
7:03 (+3) Alliser Thorne:
to Jon: "You have a good heart, Jon Snow. It'll get us all killed." (Witty Insult)
11:30 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime criticizes Myrcella's revealing attire in Doran Martell's court:
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold."
(Witty Insult)
11:34 (+3) Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella fires back at Jaime about her acclimation to the weather and culture of Dorne.
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold."
Myrcella: "Not at all. The Dornish climate agrees with me."
(Funny Line)
12:55 (+3) Ellaria Sand:
Ellaria pours her glass of wine onto the carpet, in protest of Doran Martell's toast to King Tommen. (Witty Insult)
13:53 (+3) Ellaria Sand:
to Doran Martell: "No wonder you can't stand. You have no spine." (Witty Insult)
13:58 (+3) Doran Martell:
after Ellaria Sand insults him: "You are mother to four of my nieces, girls I love very much. For their sake, I hope you live a long and happy life. Speak to me that way again, and you won't." (Witty Insult)
15:02 (+3) Nymeria Sand:
Nymeria taunts her half-sister Tyene as she dominates her in the slapping game 17 times in a row.
"Why do we play? I'm better than you. I'll always... *slap* better than you. Have I ever missed? Once? *slap* I don't think I have, I can't *slap* recall. You must love humiliation. *slap* Or pain. *slap* Which do you love most, humiliation or *slap* ...pain? That one hurt, didn't it? *slap*"
(Witty Insult)
16:24 (+3) Doran Martell:
Areo Hotah; "Prince Doran, Ser Bronn of the Blackwater."
Doran: "I didn't realize there were 'knights' of the Blackwater"
(Witty Insult)
16:43 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime Lannister: "Prince Trystane here is a man of mercy. He's agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good."
(Funny Line)
16:59 (+3) Doran Martell:
Jaime: "[Trystane Martell] has agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good."
[Areo Hotah possibly breaks Bronn's jaw with an elbow to the face]
Doran: "...Perhaps some soup instead."
(Witty Insult)
20:15 (+3) Mace Tyrell:
Mace attempts to rouse the Iron Banker Tycho Nestoris into song after their successful agreement on the Seven Kingdoms' finances.
Mace: "We should celebrate."
Tycho: "I'm afraid I still have a good deal of work to do."
Mace: "Oh, nonsense. Work's over. Do you sing?"
Tycho: "I don't have that gift."
Mace: "Oh, it's not a gift. It's a skill. Anyone can learn it.
♪ So give me a kiss by the Long Canal ♪
♪ And give me two kisses in Salty Town ♪
♪ For we're going to die tomorrow ♪
♪ The bareheaded beggar, the king with his crown... ♪"
(Funny Line)
24:18 (+3) Meryn Trant:
to the Braavosi brothel manager, after she brings out a young servant girl for Ser Meryn: "You'll have a fresh one for me tomorrow." (Threat)
25:05 (+3) Jaqen H'ghar:
Arya Stark: "The thin man wasn't hungry today."
Jaqen: "Perhaps that is why a man is thin."
(Funny Line)
26:15 (+3) Doran Martell:
to Ellaria Sand: "I believe in second chances. I don't believe in third chances." (Threat)
26:50 (+3) Ellaria Sand:
as she observes Jaime writing a letter: "You write like a seven-year-old." (Witty Insult)
37:27 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys puts down Hizdahr's proclamations about his knowledge of the pit fighters: "Has your experience ever involved any actual fighting? You. Yourself. Have you ever killed another man who was trying to kill you?" (Witty Insult)
37:54 (+3) Daario Naharis :
Daario talks about his history in the fighting pits: "But the pile of angry muscles (strong and slow pit fighters) never had any muscles here, or... *points dagger at Hizdahr's head* here. And the big men were always too slow to stop my dagger from going where their muscles weren't."

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(Witty Insult)
38:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Hizdahr zo Loraq: "You don't approve (of the fighting pits)?"
Tyrion: "There's always been more than enough death in the world for my taste. I can do without it in my leisure time."
(Funny Line)
38:56 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Hizdahr zo Loraq, as the dead pit fighter is dragged away: "That... is a vital part of the great city of Meereen, which existed long before you or I, and will remain standing long after we have returned to the dirt."
Tyrion: "My father would have liked you."
(Witty Insult)
39:36 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Hizdahr zo Loraq: "Well said. You're an eloquent man. Doesn't mean you're wrong. In my experience, eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles." (Witty Insult)
40:13 (+3) Daario Naharis :
Hizdahr zo Loraq: "Your Grace-"
Daario: "Shut your mouth."
Acts of Intercourse
24:24 (+5) Meryn Trant:
Ser Meryn chooses the young servant girl in the brothel, after running through the set of regulars who were all "too old." (Act of Intercourse)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
12:55 (+5) Doran Martell:
Doran drinks after proposing a toast to Jaime Lannister. "Let us drink to Tommen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
13:00 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime drinks after Doran Martell proposes a toast. "Let us drink to Tommen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
16:57 (+5) Trystane Martell:
Trystane drinks after Areo Hotah carries out his order to knock out Bronn with his elbow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
22:42 (+5) Meryn Trant:
Ser Meryn drinks as he chooses a prostitute in the Braavosi brothel. "Too old.' (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Political Wins
3:01 (+3) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay and his band of "twenty men" sneak into Stannis Baratheon's camp in the middle of the night and set fire to the Baratheon food and war supplies.
Ser Davos: "They were in and out before anyone spotted them. Burnt our food stores to the ground, all our siege weapons destroyed."
(Politics (to be categorized))
8:26 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis overrules Ser Davos's protests, and orders him away to Castle Black.
Ser Davos: "The King's Hand should never abandon the king, especially in time of war."
Stannis: "You're not abandoning me. You're obeying a command ... Ride for Castle Black. Don't come back empty-handed."
(Politics (to be categorized))
8:44 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis denies Ser Davos' plead to escort the royal family back to Castle Black.
Davos: "Your Grace, perhaps Queen Selyse and Princess Shireen could accompany me."
Stannis: "My family stays with me."
Davos: "At least let me take Shireen. A siege is no place for a little girl."
Stannis: "My family stays with me."
(Politics (to be categorized))
13:17 (+3) Tommen Baratheon:
King Tommen has apparently sent orders for his sister Myrcella to return to King's Landing, which Doran Martell reluctantly agrees to. "King Tommen insists on his sister's return to the capital? ... I cannot disobey my king's command." (Politics (to be categorized))
13:17 (+3) Doran Martell:
Doran agrees to Tommen's request that Myrcella return to Dorne, over the angry protestations of Ellaria. (Politics (to be categorized))
13:47 (+3) Trystane Martell:
Doran secures a seat on the Small Council for his son Trystane.
Doran Martell: "My brother was named to the Small Council before his death. Your father understood the importance of keeping Dorne in the fold. With Oberyn gone, Trystane will take his place on the small council."
Jaime Lannister: "You have my word."
(Politics (to be categorized))
24:27 (+3) Arya Stark:
Arya discovers Ser Meryn's pedophilic sexual tastes. (Politics (to be categorized))
26:00 (+3) Doran Martell:
Ellaria Sand breaks down and becomes a follower of Doran Martell again. "You can swear your allegiance to me now... or you can die." (Politics (to be categorized))
31:42 (+3) Melisandre:
Melisandre has convinced Stannis Baratheon to offer up his daughter Shireen for a sacrifice of her "king's blood". (Politics (to be categorized))
33:03 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis overrules his wife Selyse's last second change of heart on the sacrifice of Shireen.
Selyse Baratheon: "We can't."
Stannis: "There's no other way. She has king's blood."
(Politics (to be categorized))
33:57 (+5) Shireen Baratheon:
Shireen is burned at the stake by the red priestess Melisandre, after her father Stannis agrees to sacrifice her for the supposed magic of her king's blood. (Death)
45:30 (+5) Hizdahr zo Loraq:
Hizdahr is stabbed to death by the Sons of the Harpy as they mount an attack on the fighting pits. (Death)
+0 for White Rat, +0 for Mance Rayder, +0 for Mossador, +0 for Janos Slynt, +0 for Barristan Selmy, +0 for Maester Aemon, +0 for The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt), +0 for Loboda, +0 for White Walker (Samurai, formerly mislabeled Hobo), +0 for Karsi
27:07 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Ellaria: "You love her very much, don't you?"
Jaime: "Of course, she's my niece."
Ellaria: "I wasn't talking about her."
33:04 (+3) Melisandre:
"Hear us now, my Lord. For you, we offer up this girl, that you may cleanse her with your fire and that its light may lead our way. Accept this token of our faith, my Lord, and lead us from the darkness. Lord of Light, show us the way. Lord of Light, protect us. For the night is dark and full of terrors." (Special)
38:00 (+3) Daario Naharis :
Daario stares dreamily into Daenerys' eyes while talking about his past as a pit fighter: "Yes, whenever I saw a beast like that one standing across from me making his beast faces, I knew I could rest easy." (Special)