Dragons Love Tacos (GoT: Season 7)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Insults Sex Wine Politics Deaths Special Feels
2 2 274 +244 43 (+235) 235 (+3) 21 0 0 (+6) 18 0 0 0
1 - 317 +12 - 153 (+3) 36 40 10 (+9) 54 0 24 0
3 1 216 +34 101 (+8) 18 (+9) 30 60 (+5) 30 (+6) 51 0 (+6) 27 0
4 1 109 +45 208 (+21) 22 (+12) 39 0 0 (+6) 33 0 (+6) 15 0
Totals 916 +335 428 126 100 40 156 0 66 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Points Points/Game
4 - 1 +1 2 W-1 274 68.5
1 - 3 - - L-1 317 79.25
2 - 2 - 1 L-1 216 54
3 - 2 +1 1 W-1 109 27.25

Episode 4: The Spoils of War

MOD Power (montegnyjami)
Bronn:
36 pts
45 12 Stannis's Spicy Salsa (Tiny Tyrion)
Arya Stark:
12 pts
Westeros Baptist Church (haw266)
Jaime Lannister:
20 pts
34 244 No Ygrettes (amanda.s.d)
Daenerys Targaryen:
243 pts

Episode 5: Eastwatch

Westeros Baptist Church (haw266)
Avg: 54 , Streak: L-1
Stannis's Spicy Salsa (Tiny Tyrion)
Avg: 79.25 , Streak: L-1
MOD Power (montegnyjami)
Avg: 27.25 , Streak: W-1
No Ygrettes (amanda.s.d)
Avg: 68.5 , Streak: W-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 5: Eastwatch

No Ygrettes (amanda.s.d) 1-3, 68.5 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Westeros Baptist Church vs. Stannis's Spicy Salsa [Matchup]
Westeros Baptist Church loses and you don't lose more than -58 points to them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
MOD Power vs. No Ygrettes [Matchup]
No Ygrettes wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

MOD Power vs. No Ygrettes [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-4, rank #4

Stannis's Spicy Salsa (Tiny Tyrion) 3-1, 79.25 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Westeros Baptist Church vs. Stannis's Spicy Salsa [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Westeros Baptist Church vs. Stannis's Spicy Salsa [Matchup]
Stannis's Spicy Salsa loses. (-1 rank)
MOD Power vs. No Ygrettes [Matchup]
MOD Power wins and you lose more than -208 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #3

Westeros Baptist Church (haw266) 2-2, 54 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Westeros Baptist Church vs. Stannis's Spicy Salsa [Matchup]
Westeros Baptist Church wins. (+1 rank)
MOD Power vs. No Ygrettes [Matchup]
MOD Power loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -107 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Westeros Baptist Church vs. Stannis's Spicy Salsa [Matchup]
MOD Power vs. No Ygrettes [Matchup]
MOD Power wins, or they lose and you lose more than -107 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
No Ygrettes wins and you don't make up 58 points on them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #3

MOD Power (montegnyjami) 2-2, 27.25 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Westeros Baptist Church vs. Stannis's Spicy Salsa [Matchup]
Westeros Baptist Church loses, or they win and you make up 107 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Stannis's Spicy Salsa loses and you make up 208 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
MOD Power vs. No Ygrettes [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-2, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Westeros Baptist Church vs. Stannis's Spicy Salsa [Matchup]
Westeros Baptist Church wins, or they lose and you don't make up 107 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
MOD Power vs. No Ygrettes [Matchup]
MOD Power loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-3, rank #4

Round 1

  1. Westeros Baptist Church chose: Cersei Lannister (#1)
  2. Stannis's Spicy Salsa chose: Arya Stark (#2)
  3. No Ygrettes chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#3)
  4. MOD Power chose: Tyrion Lannister (#4)

Round 2

  1. MOD Power chose: Jon Snow (#5)
  2. No Ygrettes chose: Sansa Stark (#6)
  3. Stannis's Spicy Salsa chose: Euron Greyjoy (#7)
  4. Westeros Baptist Church chose: Jaime Lannister (#8)

Round 3

  1. Westeros Baptist Church chose: Bran Stark (#9)
  2. Stannis's Spicy Salsa chose: Grey Worm (#10)
  3. No Ygrettes chose: Brienne of Tarth (#11)
  4. MOD Power chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#12)

Round 4

  1. MOD Power chose: Bronn (#13)
  2. No Ygrettes chose: White Walker (Night King) (#14)
  3. Stannis's Spicy Salsa chose: Missandei (#15)
  4. Westeros Baptist Church chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#16)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines Points
27
(+3) 21
(+15) 21
(+6) 15
15
Deaths Points
7
7
5
(+2) 2
2

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 4: The Spoils of War

Kills
28:28 (+1) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne beats lucky man Podrick badly in a sparring session at Winterfell, before Arya Stark inerrupts.

Brienne: "Don't lunge."
Brienne: "Don't go where your enemy leads you."
Brienne: "And don't-"
Arya: "Don't fight someone like her in the first place."
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
40:10 (+66) Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys, riding on Drogon's back, breaks the line of Lannister soldiers with a breath of fire. "Dracarys." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
41:43 (+68) Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys and Drogon make a strafing run on the Lannister caravan, torching 34 soldiers and a dozen loot wagons in the process. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
42:39 (+36) Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys and Drogon begin a second strafing run after a volley of arrows from Jaime Lannister's archers fail to have any effect. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:03 (+8) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime fends off four Dothraki screamers as they break through the Lannister lines and descend upon his position. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:20 (+2) Dickon Tarly:
Dickon stabs the dual-wielding Dothraki screamer through the back while he is engaged in battle with Jaime. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:07 (+6) Daenerys Targaryen:
As Bronn runs through the chaos of the battlefield, he shoves aside a burning Lannister soldier and encounters two other burning men. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:16 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn unsheathes a sword out of the torso of an impaled, flailing Lannister soldier, inflicting the fatal damage on the way out. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:18 (+4) Bronn:
Bronn runs through the chaos of the battlefield to make his way over to the Scorpion, cutting down two Dothraki screamers with the sword he takes from the torso of an impaled Lannister soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:56 (+10) Bronn:
Bronn blows away the Dothraki screamer with a bolt from the Scorpion. (Kill of Named Character)
46:03 (+22) Daenerys Targaryen:
Jaime surveys the losing battle, witnessing a field of Lannister soldiers being burned alive. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:31 (+32) Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys and Drogon go on a third strafing run, flying over the river and targeting Jaime Lannister's position. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:34 (+5) Bronn:
After a miss on his first shot, Bronn strikes a bolt from the Scorpio into Drogon's right shoulder, sending him spiraling out of control and forcing Daenerys to the ground. (Major Injury of Named Character)
49:08 (+4) Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon gets to roasts two consolation horses after Bronn tackles Jaime Lannnister out of the way from his ill-fated charge at Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
0:00 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime to Bronn: Besides think of the upkeep, the more you own the more it weighs you down.

Bronn To Jaime: Is that why you're so glum eh? All your new riches weighing you down?
(Witty Insult)
submitted by hindsight44 (approved!)
0:00 (+3) Bran Stark:
Bran interrupts Littlefinger's meddling mind games as soon as Littlefinger mentions chaos with a comeback that leaves Littlefinger speechless and his underpants soiled: "Chaos is a ladder" (Threat)
submitted by hkeseyan (approved!)
3:55 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime: "You've just won the biggest prize in the world, what do you possibly have to be upset about? C'mon you can tell me - the Queen of Thorns give you one last prick in the balls before saying goodbye?" (Witty Insult)
4:05 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Bronn: "You've just won the biggest prize in the world, what do you possibly have to be upset about? C'mon you can tell me - the Queen of Thorns give you one last prick in the balls before saying goodbye?"
Jaime: "I'll save my confessions for the High Septon."
Bronn: "There is no more High Septon."
Jaime: "No, there isn't, is there?"
(Comeback)
4:57 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
to Bronn: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, formerly of... whatever nameless shit-heap you're from... with a saddleback full of gold, complaining about not getting paid." (Witty Insult)
12:26 (+3) Koner (actor: Joseph Quinn):
to Arya: "Look, its cold and we're busy. So you know... best fuck off." (Witty Insult)
submitted by hindsight44 (approved!)
21:02 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:
Missandei: "Your Grace, there's still no word from the Unsullied."
Daenerys: "Soon, he (Grey Worm) will come back to you."
Missandei: "He better."
Daenerys: "What happened?"
Missandei: "Many things."
Daenerys: "... many things?" ?
(Funny Line)
27:05 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Daenerys: "What kind of a Queen am I if I'm not willing to risk my life to fight them."
Tyrion: "A smart one."
(Comeback)
29:56 (+3) Arya Stark:
Brienne: "You can't use that, My Lady, it's too small." (referring to Arya's sword, Needle)
Arya: "I won't cut you, don't worry."
(Threat)
31:59 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Davos: "What do you think of her?"
Jon: "Who?"
Davos: "I believe you know of whom I speak." ?
Jon: "I think she has a good heart."
Davos: "A good heart? I've noticed you staring at her good heart."
(Funny Line)
32:19 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Davos corrects Jon's grammar with a classic callback from his former King, Stannis Baratheon:

Jon Snow: "How many men do we have in the North to fight him? 10,000? Less?"
Davos: "Fewer."
Jon: "What?"
(Funny Line)
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32:30 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Missandei: "Ser Davos, Lord Snow."
Davos: "King Snow, isn't it? No, that doesn't sound right. King Jon?"
(Funny Line)
32:30 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Missandei: "We don't have marriage in Narth, so the concept of a bastard doesn't exist."
Davos: "That sounds... liberating."
(Funny Line)
33:58 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Missandei: "All of us who came with her from Essos, we believe in her. She's not our Queen because she's the daughter of some king we never knew. She's the Queen we chose."
Davos, to Jon Snow: "Will you forgive me if I switch sides?"
(Funny Line)
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36:44 (+3) Dickon Tarly:
Dickon: "Ser Jaime."
Jaime: "Rickon."
Dickon: "...Dickon."
Bronn: ???
(Funny Line)
submitted by kevinpetsky (approved!)
37:28 (+3) Bronn:
to Dickon Tarly: "Men shit themselves when they die, didn't they teach you that at fancy lad school?" (Witty Insult)
45:41 (+3) Qhono:
to Tyrion, as the battle becomes a rout for the Lannisters: "You're people can't fight." (Witty Insult)
submitted by garretgill (approved!)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
6:40 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks while discussing the delivery of Tyrell gold to Tycho Nestoris of the Iron Bank. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Political Wins
4:50 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime acquires all of the Tyrell gold after taking Highgarden, although it is bound for the Iron Bank. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
7:56 (+3) Bran Stark:
Bran receives Lord Baelish's Valyrian steel dagger, which was used in an attempt to assassinate him in Season 1.

Petyr Baelish: "This is for you. The last man who wielded meant to cut your throat, but your mother fought him off."
(New Weapon)
13:00 (+3) Arya Stark:
Arya convinces the Winterfell guards to allow her into the castle: "I'm getting into this castle one way or another. If I'm not who I say I am, I won't last long. But if I am, and Sansa finds you've turned me away..." (Convincing Argument)
19:51 (+3) Arya Stark:
At the Stark sibling reunion party, Bran regifts Littlefinger's Valyrian steel dagger to Arya.

Arya: "Are you sure? It's Valyrian steel."
Bran: "It's wasted on a cripple."
(New Weapon)
23:05 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon reveals the ancient petroglyphs carved into the obsidian cave at Dragonstone, showing the Children of the Forest and the First Men fighting together against the White Walkers.

"There is something else I want to show you, Your Grace. The children of the forest made these. ... A very long time ago. They were right here, standing where we're standing. Before there were Targaryens or Starks or Lannisters. ... They were here together, the children and the First Men.
... They fought together against their common enemy. Despite their differences, despite their suspicions. Together. We need to do the same if we're going to survive. Because the enemy is real. It's always been real."
(Secret Discovery)
29:38 (+3) Arya Stark:
Arya asserts that Brienne's vow means that she serves her as well, compelling her to engage in a sparring match. "You swore to serve both my mother's daughters, didn't you?" (New Follower/Prisoner)
40:04 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:
Ignoring the stern advice of Tyrion and all her other advisors, Daenerys finally puts herself and her dragons into action, riding Drogon into the field of battle to attack the Lannister caravan. (Executive Decision)
45:01 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn arrives to the wagon and unveils the Scorpion, a high-powered dragon-killing ballista. (New Weapon)
49:30 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:
Although Drogon is injured, Daenerys and her Dothraki horde are successful in attacking the wagon train of Tyrell loot and breaking the Lannister army. (Victorious Battle)
Deaths
14:33 (+2) Eddard Stark:
Arya gazes at a gisant of her father, Eddard Stark, in the crypts of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Special
6:35 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei pours herself a glass while discussing the delivery of Tyrell gold to Tycho Nestoris of the Iron Bank. (Special)
32:38 (+3) Jon Snow:
Missandei: "Forgive me, but may I ask a question? ... Your name is Jon Snow, but your father's name is Ned Stark?"
Jon Snow: "I'm a bastard. My mother and father weren't married."
(Special)
36:44 (+3) Dickon Tarly:
Dickon: "Ser Jaime."
Jaime: "Rickon."
Dickon: "...Dickon."
Bronn: ???
(Special)
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39:38 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Get back to King's Landing."
Jaime Lannister: "I'm not abandoning my army."
Bronn: "You're the commander, not a damn infantryman. Those fuckers are about to swamp us."
(Special)
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43:55 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jamie uses his golden hand to block a strike from an attacking Dothraki. (Special)
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The Feels
20:20 (+0) Podrick Payne:
While watching on as the living Stark children together in the courtyard of Winterfell:

Podrick: "Catelyn Stark would be proud. You've kept your vow."
Brienne: "I did next to nothing."
Podrick: "You're too hard on yourself, My Lady."
Brienne: "I'm not- ...thank you, Podrick."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
20:20 (+0) Brienne of Tarth:
While watching on as the living Stark children together in the courtyard of Winterfell:

Podrick: "Catelyn Stark would be proud. You've kept your vow."
Brienne: "I did next to nothing."
Podrick: "You're too hard on yourself, My Lady."
Brienne: "I'm not- ...thank you, Podrick."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)