Dragons Love Tacos (GoT: Season 7)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 27 -2 - 1 4 2 4 4 2.5 3 4 2.5
2 - 24.5 1 2.5 3 (+1) 3 3 (+0.5) 3 3 2.5 1.5 3 2.5
3 - 20 -1 7 (+1) 2 2 4 2 1.5 2.5 1.5 2 2.5
4 - 18.5 2 8.5 4 1 1 1 1.5 2.5 (+2) 4 1 2.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 1 944 +635 - (+604) 859 (+18) 48 (+6) 27 0 0 0 (+7) 7 3 0
2 1 426 +94 518 (+48) 201 (+9) 69 (+27) 69 (+10) 20 40 0 0 27 0
3 1 288 +103 656 (+86) 108 (+3) 66 (+6) 78 (+5) 15 0 0 0 (+3) 21 0
4 1 253 - 691 23 72 33 30 60 0 5 30 0
Totals 1911 +832 1191 255 207 65 100 0 12 81 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 2 4 +1 - W-3 20 48
2 1 3 - 1 L-1 27 42.17
3 1 3 - 1 L-3 24.5 71
4 - 2 +1 2 W-1 18.5 157.33

Episode 6: Beyond the Wall

Westeros Baptist Church (haw266)
Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):
0 pts
0 103 MOD Power (montegnyjami)
Jon Snow:
95 pts
Stannis's Spicy Salsa (Tiny Tyrion)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
72 pts
94 635 No Ygrettes (amanda.s.d)
Daenerys Targaryen:
623 pts

Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf

Westeros Baptist Church (haw266)
Avg: 42.17 , Record: 3-3
No Ygrettes (amanda.s.d)
Avg: 157.33 , Record: 2-4
MOD Power (montegnyjami)
Avg: 48 , Record: 4-2
Stannis's Spicy Salsa (Tiny Tyrion)
Avg: 71 , Record: 3-3

Scenario Analysis for Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf

No Ygrettes (amanda.s.d) 2-4, 157.33 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Westeros Baptist Church vs. No Ygrettes [Matchup]
No Ygrettes wins. (+1 rank)
MOD Power vs. Stannis's Spicy Salsa [Matchup]
Stannis's Spicy Salsa loses and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-4, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Westeros Baptist Church vs. No Ygrettes [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-5, rank #4

Stannis's Spicy Salsa (Tiny Tyrion) 3-3, 71 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Westeros Baptist Church vs. No Ygrettes [Matchup]
Westeros Baptist Church loses, or they win and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
MOD Power vs. Stannis's Spicy Salsa [Matchup]
Stannis's Spicy Salsa wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-3, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Westeros Baptist Church vs. No Ygrettes [Matchup]
Westeros Baptist Church wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
No Ygrettes wins and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
MOD Power vs. Stannis's Spicy Salsa [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-4, rank #4

Westeros Baptist Church (haw266) 3-3, 42.17 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Westeros Baptist Church vs. No Ygrettes [Matchup]
MOD Power vs. Stannis's Spicy Salsa [Matchup]
MOD Power loses and you don't lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Stannis's Spicy Salsa loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 4-3, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Westeros Baptist Church vs. No Ygrettes [Matchup]
Westeros Baptist Church loses. (-1 rank)
MOD Power vs. Stannis's Spicy Salsa [Matchup]
Stannis's Spicy Salsa wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-4, rank #4

MOD Power (montegnyjami) 4-2, 48 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

MOD Power vs. Stannis's Spicy Salsa [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Westeros Baptist Church vs. No Ygrettes [Matchup]
Westeros Baptist Church wins and you don't make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
MOD Power vs. Stannis's Spicy Salsa [Matchup]
MOD Power loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-3, rank #3

Round 1

  1. Westeros Baptist Church chose: Cersei Lannister (#1)
  2. Stannis's Spicy Salsa chose: Arya Stark (#2)
  3. No Ygrettes chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#3)
  4. MOD Power chose: Tyrion Lannister (#4)

Round 2

  1. MOD Power chose: Jon Snow (#5)
  2. No Ygrettes chose: Sansa Stark (#6)
  3. Stannis's Spicy Salsa chose: Euron Greyjoy (#7)
  4. Westeros Baptist Church chose: Jaime Lannister (#8)

Round 3

  1. Westeros Baptist Church chose: Bran Stark (#9)
  2. Stannis's Spicy Salsa chose: Grey Worm (#10)
  3. No Ygrettes chose: Brienne of Tarth (#11)
  4. MOD Power chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#12)

Round 4

  1. MOD Power chose: Bronn (#13)
  2. No Ygrettes chose: White Walker (Night King) (#14)
  3. Stannis's Spicy Salsa chose: Missandei (#15)
  4. Westeros Baptist Church chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#16)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Kills Points
(+604) 858
94
(+86) 87
(+70) 70
(+64) 64
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines Points
51
(+3) 39
(+18) 36
27
24
Acts of Intercourse Points
40
25
20
15
- -
Deaths Points
(+7) 7
7
7
(+5) 5
5

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 6: Beyond the Wall

Kills
Beric smacks his flaming sword onto the wight bear, setting it on fire. (Major Injury of Named Character)
As the wight bear mauls a helpless Thoros, Jorah runs in to stab it with his dragonglass dagger, killing the bear and saving Thoros. (Kill of Named Character)
Beric applies his flaming sword to cauterize the chest wounds suffered by Thoros at the paws of the wight bear. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
32:55 (+2) Gendry:
Gendry smashes in the head of a wight with his warhammer during the ambush on the White Walker scouting party. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Beric slices through a wight during the ambush on the White Walker scouting party. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah slices across a wight during the attack on the White Walker scouting party. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
33:06 (+10) Jon Snow:
After dodging a blow, Jon slices through the White Walker leading the scouting party with Longclaw, shattering it to pieces. (Kill of Named Character)
33:07 (+14) Jon Snow:
7 of the wights in the scouting party disintegrate after Jon kills the White Walker leading them.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
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The Hound shatters the jaw of a wight with one hell of an accurate rock throw. "Dumb cunt." (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
The Hound smashes 22 wights in the ensuing battle as the Night King's Army of the Dead descends upon the group. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:17 (+34) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down 17 wights in the ensuing battle as the Night King's Army of the Dead descends upon the group, up until Daenerys and her dragons arrive. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah cuts down 26 wights in the ensuing battle as the Night King's Army of the Dead descends upon the group. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Beric cuts down 31 wights in the ensuing battle as the Night King's Army of the Dead descends upon the group. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund kills 25 wights in the ensuing battle as the Night King's Army of the Dead descends upon the group. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys and her three dragons ride in to save the day for Jon Snow, Jorah, Tormund, the Hound, and Beric, laying waste to a massive number of wights with their dragonfire. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
52:39 (+20) Jon Snow:
Jon realizes he is currently only 4th place on the Kills leaderboard, and climbs back down off of Drogon to score 10 more wight kills in garbage time, as all the others wisely get onboard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Hound secures the cargo by impaling the wight onto one of Drogon's spines for the flight out. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
The Night King launches a perfect javelin toss, striking Viserion right in the neck and bringing him crashing straight down into the icy lake. (Kill of Named Character)
54:34 (+8) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow cuts down four wights after witnessing Viseron's death, before realizing that trying to cut his way to the Night King for a 1v1 was a terrible idea and that he should really get back to the dragon evac. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Benjen knocks out 5 wights with his flaming flail and his horse runs over 2 more while he rides in to the ice lake battlefield to rescue Jon Snow. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After emerging from the cloud of smoke, 3 wights are knocked down at the end of Benjen's run as he approaches Jon Snow across the icy shore. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A horseless Benjen manages to knock out two more wights with his flaming flail before succumbing to the wight horde. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Daenerys rejects Tyrion's proposal that she name an heir.

Tyrion Lannister: "But there are other ways of choosing a successor. The Night's Watch has one method. The Ironborn, for all their many flaws, have another-"
Daenerys: "We will discuss the succession after I wear the crown."
(Executive Decision)
33:58 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow and his crew successfully ambush the White Walker scouting party, killing the leader and capturing the live wight they were looking for. (Victorious Battle)
Beric says a brief prayer for Thoros after they discover him perished in the night. "Lord of Light, show us the way. Come to us in our darkness and lead your servant into the light ... Lord of Light, come to us in our darkness. For the night is dark and full of terrors." (House Words)
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Jorah figures out that the White Walkers have some kind of hive-like control over the wight.

"When you killed the White Walker, almost all the dead that followed it fell. We can go for the Walkers. Maybe we'll stand a chance."
(Secret Discovery)
Sansa commands Brienne of Tarth to journey south to King's Landing for the meeting convened to present the White Walker threat, leaving Sansa alone in Winterfell despite her protests.

Brienne: I sworn an oath to protect you and your sister. If I abandon you-"
Sansa: "The trip to King's Landing is long, Lady Brienne, and you won't be travelling on summer roads. The sooner you leave, the better your chances of making it on time."
(Executive Decision)
Daenerys ignores Tyrion's pleas, flying off with her three dragons to rescue Jon Snow and his expedition to capture a wight. "I'm not doing nothing again." (Executive Decision)
The Hound wields Gendry's warhammer, after Tormund forced him to leave it behind for the group so Gendry could make the marathon run back to Eastwatch faster. (New Weapon)
The Night King's Army of the Dead overwhelm Jon Snow's party, forcing them to evacuate by dragon and taking down one of Daenerys Targaryen's dragons, Viserion, in the process. (Victorious Battle)
Sandor loads the prized captured wight into a boat headed for King's Landing. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Sansa goes snooping into Arya's room in an attempt to recover the copy of the raven letter. (Act of Betrayal)
While snooping through her room, Sansa discover's Arya's stash of faces. (Secret Discovery)
Arya catches Sansa in the act of searching through her room for the copy of the compromising raven letter. "Not what you're looking for?" (Secret Discovery)
After she rescues Jon Snow's expedition from the Army of the Dead and pledges to fight the war, Jon swallows his pride and agrees to bend the knee.

"Alright, not Dany. How about 'My Queen'? I'd bend the knee, but..."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
After having Viseron's body salvaged from the icy lake, the Night King reanimates the dragon as a wight. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
4:16 (+3) Jon Snow:
Tormund Giantsbane: "I can breathe again. Down south the air smells like pigshit."
Jon Snow: "You've never been down south."
Tormund: "I've been to Winterfell."
Jon: "That's the North."
(Funny Line)
Gendry: "How do you live up here? How d'you keep your balls from freezing off?"
Tormund: "You've got to keep moving, that's the secret. Walking's good, fighting's better, fucking's best."
Jon Snow: "There's not a living woman within 100 miles of here."
Tormund, eyeing Gendry: "We have to make do with what we've got."
(Funny Line)
Jon Snow: "She will only fight beside us if I bend the knee."
Tormund: "You spent too much time with the Free Folk. Now you don't like kneeling."
(Witty Insult)
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Gendry recaps his ordeal after being sold to the Red Priestess Melisandre.

Gendry: "You know what she did to me? She strapped me down on the bed, she stripped me naked-"
Sandor: "Sounds alright so far."
(Funny Line)
Gendry: "She wanted to kill me. And would have killed me if it weren't for-"
Sandor: "But they didn't, did they? So what you whinging about?"
Gendry: "I'm not whinging."
Sandor: "Your lips are moving and you complain about something. That's whinging. This one's been killed six times and you don't hear him bitching about it."
(Witty Insult)
to Sansa: "What would little Lyanna Mormont say? She's younger than you were when you wrote this. Are you going to say 'But I was just a child'?" (Threat)
Sansa Stark: "You're angry. Sometimes anger makes people do unfortunate things."
Arya: "Sometimes fear makes them do unfortunate things. I'll go with anger."
(Comeback)
Tormund: "Were your born mean, or you just hate Wildlings?"
Sandor Clegane: "I could not give two shits about Wildlings. Gingers, I hate."
Tormund: "Gingers are beautiful. Kissed by fire."
(Funny Line)
Sandor Clegane: "You want to suck my dick, is that it?"
Tormund: "Dick?"
Sandor: "Cock."
Tormund: "Ah, dick. I like it."
(Funny Line)
Sandor: "You want to suck my dick, is that it?"
Tormund Giantsbane: "Dick?"
Sandor: "Cock."
Tormund: "Ah, dick. I like it."
Sandor: "Bet you do.
(Funny Line)
Sandor Clegane: "You're with Brienne of fucking Tarth?"
Tormund: "Well, not with her yet. But I see the way she looks at me."
Sandor: "How does she look at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?"
Tormund: "You do know her."
(Funny Line)
Tormund: "I want to make babies with her - think of them. Great big monsters. They'd conquer the world." (Funny Line)
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Tormund: "I want to make babies with her - think of them. Great big monsters. They'd conquer the world."
Sandor: "How did a mad fucker like you live this long?"
(Funny Line)
Daenerys: "Jon Snow is not in love with me."
Tyrion: "Oh, my mistake. I suppose he stares at you longingly because he's hopeful for a successful military alliance."
(Funny Line)
Tyrion Lannister: "I'm trying to serve you by planning for the long term."
Daenerys: "Perhaps if you'd planned for the short term, we wouldn't have lost Dorne and Highgarden."
(Witty Insult)
on the Northern lords: "Yes, they turned their backs on Jon when it was time to retake Winterfell, and then they named him their King, and now they're ready to turn their backs on him again. How far would you trust men like that? They're all bloody wind vanes." (Witty Insult)
Jorah Mormont: "Something I've always wanted to know ... How drunk were you when you charged through the breach on Pyke?"
Thoros: "If I'm being honest, I don't remember charging through the breach. Some of the lads told me about it the next morning. Sounded like a good scrap."
(Funny Line)
Jorah Mormont: "The Ironborn thought you were some kind of god. The way you were waving that flaming sword. I thought you were the bravest man I ever saw."
Thoros: "Just the drunkest."
(Funny Line)
Beric Dondarrion, as they part ways at Eastwatch: "We'll meet again, Clegane."
Sandor: "Fucking hope not."
(Funny Line)
Sansa Stark: " I have hundreds of men here at Winterfell, all loyal to me."
Arya: "They're not here now."
(Threat)
to Sansa: "Neither of us got to be the other person, did we? The world doesn't just let girls decide what they are going to be. But I can now. With the faces I can choose. I can become someone else. Speak in their voice, live in their skin. I can even become you. I wonder what it would feel like to wear those pretty dresses. To be the Lady of Winterfell. All I'd need to find out is your face." (Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
6:37 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry takes the wineskin offered by Thoros after the Hound shuts down his "whinging". (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while talking with Daenerys in Dragonstone. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Thoros asks for a drink from his flask moments after being mauled by the wight bear. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
The Hound gets one short swig in before Jon ruins the party and takes back the flask. "We have to burn the body." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
Thoros is found dead in the morning, having succumbed to his injuries and lack of snuggles in the frost as the the group is marooned on the rock isle in the middle of the frozen lake. (Death)
Viserion slumps into the icy depths of the lake after having been fatally struck by an ice javelin from the Night King. (Death)
Uncle "there's no time" Benjen succumbs to the horde of wights a full 52 seconds after sending Jon away with his horse. (Death)
Viseron's body is dragged back out from under the ice lake by a chain gang of wights. (Dead Body Appearance)
Special
Beric lights his sword on fire as the wight bear descends on the party. (Special)
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Thoros lights his sword on fire as the wight bear descends on the party. (Special)
Beric lights up his flaming sword to cremate the remains of Thoros of Myr. (Special)
Beric lights up his firesaber as the wight army approaches over the re-frozen ice. (Special)
54:59 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow drops Longclaw on the frozen ice sheet after he is tackled under water by the wights during the dragon evacuation. (Special)