Matchup: Elyorsh vs DELZ for Ep 1

Jotillos

Character Drafted Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
A fearsome Lannister knight, formerly known as the Hound. After being left for dead after losing a fight with Brienne of Tarth, he recovered and briefly reformed as a laborer in a nonviolent commune, but has joined with Beric Dondarrion and the Brotherhood without Banners after bandits attack and destroy the village.
#12 24 0 15 0 0 6 0 3 0
The second eldest of the Stark children. After being held as a prisoner of House Bolton, Sansa managed to escape and, with the help of Jon Snow and the Knights of the Vale, defeated Ramsay Bolton to reclaim Winterfell for the Starks. She is a huge fan of lemon cakes.
#5 6 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
Quick to wit and even quicker to the drink, Tyrion is the youngest of three Lannister children. After being exiled by his sister Cersei, he has joined with Daenerys Targaryen, serving as her Hand of the Queen and most trusted adviser.
#4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of freed slaves who serve Daenerys Targaryen.
#13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 30 0 21 0 0 6 0 3 0

Character Drafted Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
The new King of the Iron Islands, after killing his brother Balon Greyjoy. He is described as cunning, ruthless, and with a touch of madness.
#7 18 0 9 0 0 3 0 6 0
Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, Mother of Dragons and Breaker of Chains. With her three dragons and army of Unsullied soldiers she carved out an empire of liberated slave cities in the east, and she now sets her sights westward as she sails for the Seven Kingdoms to reclaim the Iron Throne. carved out a revolutionary empire in the east, liberating several slave cities and acquiring an army of Unsullied warriors. Her recent rule over the slave city of Meereen has been met with strife, however, and she currently finds herself lost with her largest dragon, Drogon, in Dothraki territory.
#2 3 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0
Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He leads the Brotherhood Without Banners, an outlaw fighting group in the Riverlands.
#15 3 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0
Lord Protector of the Vale, Littlefinger effectively controls the Knights of the Vale through the easily manipulated Robbin Arryn. He is a master manipulator who will stop at nothing for power.
#10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 24 0 9 0 0 9 0 6 0

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
24:00 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:
Jaime: "The people I was cutting down were your own kin."
Euron: "The place was getting crowded."
(Funny Line)
submitted by hsackman2146 (approved!)
25:39 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:
When he said to Jamie and Cersei, ".... with two good hands." Making a joke of Jamie having lost one his hands. (Witty Insult)
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26:04 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:
Cersei: "You murdered your own brother."
Euron: "You should try it. Feels wonderful."
(Funny Line)
34:47 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Petyr Baelish: "Why aren't you happy? What do you want that you do not have?"
Sansa Stark: "At the moment, peace and quiet."
(Witty Insult)
34:54 (+3) Sansa Stark:
"No need to seize the last word, Lord Baelish. I'll assume it was something clever." (Witty Insult)
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40:08 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Thoros: "Bad night to be outdoors."
Sandor: "You've got real powerful magic to figure that out. Did the Lord of Light whisper that in your ear? 'It's snowwing, Thoros.
It's winnndy. It's gonna be a coold night.'"
(Funny Line)
40:17 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Thoros: "Why are you always in such a foul mood?"
Sandor: "... Experience."
(Funny Line)
41:04 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
to Thoros: "I'll tell you what doesn't scare me: bald cocksuckers like you. You think you're fooling anyone with that top knot?" (Witty Insult)
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44:22 (+6) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
"It's my fucking luck I end up with a band of fire-worshippers" -as Thoros beckons him over to check out the magic prophecy fire he just started (Funny Line)
Political Wins
21:15 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:
Euron sails into King's Landing with his shiny new Iron Fleet, rebuilt after Yara stole the existing fleet following his coronation. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
45:38 (+6) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
While looking into Thoros' flames, Sandor Clegane discovers the location of the planned White Walker invasion: Eastwatch-by-the-Sea.
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"Ice.  A wall of ice.  The Wall. ... It's where the Wall meets the sea.  There's a castle there.  There's a mountain.  Looks like an arrowhead.  The dead are marching past.  Thousands of them."
(Secret Discovery)
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45:38 (+3) Beric Dondarrion:
While looking into Thoros' flames, Sandor Clegane discovers the location of the planned White Walker invasion - Eastwatch-by-the-Sea -  a secret which Beric seems to already be aware of.
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Sandor Clegane: "Ice.  A wall of ice.  The Wall. ... It's where the Wall meets the sea.  There's a castle there.  There's a mountain.  Looks like an arrowhead.  The dead are marching past.  Thousands of them."
Beric: "Do you believe me now, Clegane?"
(Secret Discovery)
52:08 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys reclaims her ancestral home, the abandoned castle of Dragonstone, once commanded by Stannis Baratheon. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Special
0:00 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:
While responding to Jaime about him fleeing after the Greyjoy Rebellion: "If I hadn't done that, I wouldn't be the greatest captain of the fourteen seas" (Special)
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0:00 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:
Euron boasts about his fleet to Cersei: "The Iron Fleet, on the other hand, that's something else entirely. It's the greatest armada Westeros has ever seen." (Special)
submitted by hkeseyan (approved!)
42:43 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor takes a bite out of some pocket jerky.   (Special)