The Final LI League: GoT S8 (GoT: Season 8)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
4 3 37 +37 24 0 (+6) 6 (+9) 9 (+5) 5 (+10) 10 (+1) 1 0 (+3) 3 (+3) 3
2 1 59 +59 2 (+10) 10 (+6) 6 (+3) 3 0 0 (+2) 2 0 (+15) 15 (+23) 23
5 4 36 +36 25 0 0 (+18) 18 0 0 (+4) 4 0 (+6) 6 (+8) 8
8 7 16 +16 45 0 0 (+6) 6 0 0 0 0 0 (+10) 10
1 - 61 +61 - 0 (+9) 9 (+3) 3 (+5) 5 (+5) 5 (+11) 11 (+10) 10 (+18) 18 0
3 2 45 +45 16 0 (+15) 15 (+6) 6 (+5) 5 (+10) 10 0 0 (+9) 9 0
7 6 21 +21 40 (+4) 4 (+9) 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 (+8) 8
6 5 33 +33 28 (+1) 1 (+3) 3 (+12) 12 0 0 (+1) 1 0 (+3) 3 (+13) 13
Totals 308 +308 15 48 57 15 25 19 10 54 65
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Points Points/Game
3 2 1 +1 - W-1 37 37
2 1 1 +1 - W-1 59 59
4 3 1 +1 - W-1 36 36
8 7 0 - 1 L-1 16 16
1 - 1 +1 - W-1 61 61
5 4 0 - 1 L-1 45 45
7 6 0 - 1 L-1 21 21
6 5 0 - 1 L-1 33 33

Episode 1: Winterfell

What is bread may never pie (calebgomer)
Cersei Lannister:
28 pts
61 45 Jorah the Explorer (skywalkerdude)
Euron Greyjoy:
33 pts
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs (nyan)
Bronn:
17 pts
37 33 Khal Marco (mv.varela)
Daenerys Targaryen:
15 pts
Arya ready for this? (nhibner)
Samwell Tarly:
15 pts
36 21 Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List (coconnor723)
Theon Greyjoy:
15 pts
Mother of the cats in da zoo (f9chen)
Jon Snow:
32 pts
59 16 Master of Bitcoin (jasonbradleycox)
Arya Stark:
16 pts

Episode 2

Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List (coconnor723)
Avg: 21 , Streak: L-1
Jorah the Explorer (skywalkerdude)
Avg: 45 , Streak: L-1
Arya ready for this? (nhibner)
Avg: 36 , Streak: W-1
Mother of the cats in da zoo (f9chen)
Avg: 59 , Streak: W-1
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs (nyan)
Avg: 37 , Streak: W-1
Master of Bitcoin (jasonbradleycox)
Avg: 16 , Streak: L-1
What is bread may never pie (calebgomer)
Avg: 61 , Streak: W-1
Khal Marco (mv.varela)
Avg: 33 , Streak: L-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 2

Drogon's Baby Back Ribs (nyan) 1-0, 37 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Arya ready for this? vs. Mother of the cats in da zoo [Matchup]
Arya ready for this? loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Mother of the cats in da zoo loses, or they win and you make up 22 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Master of Bitcoin [Matchup]
What is bread may never pie vs. Khal Marco [Matchup]
What is bread may never pie loses, or they win and you make up 24 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List wins and you lose more than -16 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Jorah the Explorer wins and you don't make up 8 points on them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Arya ready for this? vs. Mother of the cats in da zoo [Matchup]
Arya ready for this? wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Mother of the cats in da zoo wins, or they lose and you don't make up 22 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Master of Bitcoin [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs loses. (-1 rank)
What is bread may never pie vs. Khal Marco [Matchup]
What is bread may never pie wins, or they lose and you don't make up 24 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Khal Marco wins and you lose more than -4 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #7

Mother of the cats in da zoo (f9chen) 1-0, 59 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Arya ready for this? vs. Mother of the cats in da zoo [Matchup]
Mother of the cats in da zoo wins. (maintain rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Master of Bitcoin [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -22 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
What is bread may never pie vs. Khal Marco [Matchup]
What is bread may never pie loses, or they win and you make up 2 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List wins and you lose more than -38 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Jorah the Explorer wins and you lose more than -14 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Arya ready for this? vs. Mother of the cats in da zoo [Matchup]
Mother of the cats in da zoo loses. (-1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Master of Bitcoin [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs wins, or they lose and you lose more than -22 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Master of Bitcoin wins and you lose more than -43 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
What is bread may never pie vs. Khal Marco [Matchup]
What is bread may never pie wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Khal Marco wins and you lose more than -26 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #6

Arya ready for this? (nhibner) 1-0, 36 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Arya ready for this? vs. Mother of the cats in da zoo [Matchup]
Arya ready for this? wins. (+1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Master of Bitcoin [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs loses, or they win and you make up 1 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
What is bread may never pie vs. Khal Marco [Matchup]
What is bread may never pie loses, or they win and you make up 25 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List wins and you lose more than -15 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Jorah the Explorer wins and you don't make up 9 points on them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Arya ready for this? vs. Mother of the cats in da zoo [Matchup]
Arya ready for this? loses. (maintain rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Master of Bitcoin [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Master of Bitcoin wins and you lose more than -20 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
What is bread may never pie vs. Khal Marco [Matchup]
What is bread may never pie wins, or they lose and you don't make up 25 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Khal Marco wins and you lose more than -3 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #7

Master of Bitcoin (jasonbradleycox) 0-1, 16 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List loses, or they win and you make up 5 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Jorah the Explorer loses, or they win and you make up 29 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Arya ready for this? vs. Mother of the cats in da zoo [Matchup]
Arya ready for this? loses and you make up 20 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Mother of the cats in da zoo loses and you make up 43 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Master of Bitcoin [Matchup]
Master of Bitcoin wins. (+1 rank)
What is bread may never pie vs. Khal Marco [Matchup]
What is bread may never pie loses and you make up 45 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Khal Marco loses, or they win and you make up 17 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Jorah the Explorer wins, or they lose and you don't make up 29 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Master of Bitcoin [Matchup]
What is bread may never pie vs. Khal Marco [Matchup]
Khal Marco wins, or they lose and you don't make up 17 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

What is bread may never pie (calebgomer) 1-0, 61 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Arya ready for this? vs. Mother of the cats in da zoo [Matchup]
Arya ready for this? loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -25 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Mother of the cats in da zoo loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Master of Bitcoin [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -24 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
What is bread may never pie vs. Khal Marco [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List wins and you lose more than -40 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Jorah the Explorer wins and you lose more than -16 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Arya ready for this? vs. Mother of the cats in da zoo [Matchup]
Arya ready for this? wins, or they lose and you lose more than -25 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Mother of the cats in da zoo wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Master of Bitcoin [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs wins, or they lose and you lose more than -24 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Master of Bitcoin wins and you lose more than -45 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
What is bread may never pie vs. Khal Marco [Matchup]
What is bread may never pie loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #5

Jorah the Explorer (skywalkerdude) 0-1, 45 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Jorah the Explorer wins. (maintain rank)
Arya ready for this? vs. Mother of the cats in da zoo [Matchup]
Arya ready for this? loses and you don't lose more than -9 points to them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Mother of the cats in da zoo loses and you make up 14 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Master of Bitcoin [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs loses and you don't lose more than -8 points to them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Master of Bitcoin loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -29 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
What is bread may never pie vs. Khal Marco [Matchup]
What is bread may never pie loses and you make up 16 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Khal Marco loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -12 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Jorah the Explorer loses. (-1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Master of Bitcoin [Matchup]
Master of Bitcoin wins, or they lose and you lose more than -29 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
What is bread may never pie vs. Khal Marco [Matchup]
Khal Marco wins, or they lose and you lose more than -12 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Arya ready for this? vs. Mother of the cats in da zoo [Matchup]
Arya ready for this? loses and you make up 15 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Mother of the cats in da zoo loses and you make up 38 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Master of Bitcoin [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs loses and you make up 16 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Master of Bitcoin loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
What is bread may never pie vs. Khal Marco [Matchup]
What is bread may never pie loses and you make up 40 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Khal Marco loses, or they win and you make up 12 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List loses. (maintain rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Master of Bitcoin [Matchup]
Master of Bitcoin wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
What is bread may never pie vs. Khal Marco [Matchup]
Khal Marco wins, or they lose and you don't make up 12 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Khal Marco (mv.varela) 0-1, 33 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -12 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Jorah the Explorer loses, or they win and you make up 12 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Arya ready for this? vs. Mother of the cats in da zoo [Matchup]
Arya ready for this? loses and you make up 3 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Mother of the cats in da zoo loses and you make up 26 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Master of Bitcoin [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs loses and you make up 4 points on them in the points standings. (+1 rank)
Master of Bitcoin loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -17 points to them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
What is bread may never pie vs. Khal Marco [Matchup]
Khal Marco wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List wins, or they lose and you lose more than -12 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
Jorah the Explorer wins, or they lose and you don't make up 12 points on them in the points standings. (maintain rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs vs. Master of Bitcoin [Matchup]
Master of Bitcoin wins, or they lose and you lose more than -17 points to them in the points standings. (-1 rank)
What is bread may never pie vs. Khal Marco [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Round 1

  1. Khal Marco chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#1)
  2. Jorah the Explorer chose: White Walker (Night King) (#2)
  3. Mother of the cats in da zoo chose: Jon Snow (#3)
  4. Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List chose: Drogon (#4)
  5. Arya ready for this? chose: Tyrion Lannister (#5)
  6. What is bread may never pie chose: Cersei Lannister (#6)
  7. Master of Bitcoin chose: Viserion (#7)
  8. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Jaime Lannister (#8)

Round 2

  1. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#9)
  2. Master of Bitcoin chose: Arya Stark (#10)
  3. What is bread may never pie chose: Bran Stark (#11)
  4. Arya ready for this? chose: Sansa Stark (#12)
  5. Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List chose: Wight Army (Extras) (#13)
  6. Mother of the cats in da zoo chose: Davos Seaworth (#14)
  7. Jorah the Explorer chose: Euron Greyjoy (#15)
  8. Khal Marco chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#16)

Round 3

  1. Khal Marco chose: Brienne of Tarth (#17)
  2. Jorah the Explorer chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#18)
  3. Mother of the cats in da zoo chose: Gendry (#19)
  4. Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List chose: Rhaegal (#20)
  5. Arya ready for this? chose: Samwell Tarly (#21)
  6. What is bread may never pie chose: Grey Worm (#22)
  7. Master of Bitcoin chose: High Priestess Kinvara (#23)
  8. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Bronn (#24)

Round 4

  1. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Jorah Mormont (#25)
  2. Master of Bitcoin chose: Top-Knot White Walker (#26)
  3. What is bread may never pie chose: Varys (#27)
  4. Arya ready for this? chose: Missandei (#28)
  5. Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List chose: Theon Greyjoy (#29)
  6. Mother of the cats in da zoo chose: Daario Naharis (#30)
  7. Jorah the Explorer chose: Qyburn (#31)
  8. Khal Marco chose: Yara Greyjoy (#32)

Round 5

  1. Khal Marco chose: Lyanna Mormont (#33)
  2. Jorah the Explorer chose: Melisandre (#34)
  3. Mother of the cats in da zoo chose: Tyene Sand (#35)
  4. Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List chose: Ellaria Sand (#36)
  5. Arya ready for this? chose: Eddison Tollett (#37)
  6. What is bread may never pie chose: Sarra (actress: Danielle Galligan) (#38)
  7. Master of Bitcoin chose: Archmaester Ebrose (#39)
  8. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Harry Strickland (actor: Marc Rissmann) (#40)

Round 6

  1. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Podrick Payne (#41)
  2. Master of Bitcoin chose: Bald Round-bearded White Walker (#42)
  3. What is bread may never pie chose: actress: Emer McDaid (#43)
  4. Arya ready for this? chose: Hot Pie (#44)
  5. Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#45)
  6. Mother of the cats in da zoo chose: Beric Dondarrion (#46)
  7. Jorah the Explorer chose: Wight Giants (extras) (#47)
  8. Khal Marco chose: Sam (Gilly's Baby) (#48)

Round 7

  1. Khal Marco chose: Gilly (#49)
  2. Jorah the Explorer chose: Rhaegar Targaryen (#50)
  3. Mother of the cats in da zoo chose: Edmure Tully (#51)
  4. Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List chose: Full-bearded White Walker (#52)
  5. Arya ready for this? chose: Meera Reed (#53)
  6. What is bread may never pie chose: Fergus (actor: Seamus O'Hara) (#54)
  7. Master of Bitcoin chose: Greasy-haired White Walker (#55)
  8. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Tycho Nestoris (#56)

Round 8

  1. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Syrio Forel (#57)
  2. Master of Bitcoin chose: Robett Glover (#58)
  3. What is bread may never pie chose: actor: Toby Osmond (#59)
  4. Arya ready for this? chose: Karsi (#60)
  5. Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#61)
  6. Mother of the cats in da zoo chose: Robin Arryn (#62)
  7. Jorah the Explorer chose: Septa Unella (#63)
  8. Khal Marco chose: Olyvar (#64)

Round 9

  1. Khal Marco chose: Frances (Qyburn's dwarf underling) (#65)
  2. Jorah the Explorer chose: Maester Wolkan (#66)
  3. Mother of the cats in da zoo chose: Melessa Tarly (#67)
  4. Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List chose: Wight (actor: Jack Hudson) (#68)
  5. Arya ready for this? chose: Hodor (#69)
  6. What is bread may never pie chose: Talla Tarly (#70)
  7. Master of Bitcoin chose: Anguy (#71)
  8. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Alys Karstark (#72)

Round 10

  1. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Daughter of the Myraham's Captain (#73)
  2. Master of Bitcoin chose: Hornwood (actor: Dan Miskimmon) (#74)
  3. What is bread may never pie chose: Ned Umber (#75)
  4. Arya ready for this? chose: Quaithe (#76)
  5. Arya's "Thank You Next" Kill List chose: Qhono (#77)
  6. Mother of the cats in da zoo chose: High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen (#78)
  7. Jorah the Explorer chose: Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader) (#79)
  8. Khal Marco chose: Illyrio Mopatis (#80)

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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 1: Winterfell

Kills
Theon kills a member of Euron's crew as he leads a squad of Ironborn on a rescue mission to save his sister Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
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Theon throws an axe into the skull of the Ironborn soldier guarding Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As thanks for her rescue, Yara headbutts Theon, bloodying his nose. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
As the wight version of Ned Umber reawakens on the wall of the keep, Beric stabs the wight with his burning sword, lighting the body on fire and disposing of the wight for good. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Cersei gains the sellsword services of the Golden Company.
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Along with the Golden Company, Cersei gains their Captain Harry Strickland as a follower. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Euron returns to King's Landing, have secured the services of the Golden Company for Cersei Lannister and the Crown. (Deals Brokered)
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits. (Victorious Battle)
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Euron finds a way to charm himself into Cersei's cold graces.
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken."
(Convincing Argument)
24:47 (+3) Bronn:
Qyburn gifts Bronn the crossbow used by Tyrion to murder Tywin Lannister, as Bronn is sent on a mission to assassinate the Lannister brothers. (New Weapon)
After sneaking aboard Euron's ship, Theon frees his sister Yara. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die." (House Words)
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
(House Words)
33:29 (+3) Jon Snow:
Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
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33:29 (+3) Rhaegal:
Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
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Sandor receives a massive dragonglass battleaxe forged by Gendry, and thanks him with insults.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?"
(New Weapon)
46:46 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon finds out his true lineage as the trueborn son of Rhaegaer Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, and potentially the rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms.
Sam: "I had a High Septon's diary. Bran had... whatever Bran has. ... Your mother was Lyanna Stark. And your father - your real father - was Rhaegar Targaryen. You've never been a bastard. You're Aegon Targaryen, true heir to the Iron Throne."
(Secret Discovery)
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The Night King has Ned Umber reanimated as a wight in the ruins of the Last Hearth. (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Despite his attempts to travel anonymously, Bran is there to greet Jaime Lannister as he arrives in Winterfell - the "old friend" Bran has been waiting for. (Secret Discovery)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Funny Line)
to Jon Snow: "You left Winterfell a King and came back a - I'm not sure what you are now. A lord? Nothing at all?" (Witty Insult)
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Sansa: "What do dragons eat, anyway?"
Daenerys: "Whatever they want."
(Threat)
Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments."
(Funny Line)
to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive." (Witty Insult)
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Cersei: "20,000 men is it? is it?"
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated."
(Funny Line)
Cersei: "You're insolent. I've executed men for less."
Euron: "They were lesser men."
(Witty Insult)
24:47 (+3) Bronn:
as Qyburn gifts him the crossbow used by Tyrion to kill Tywin Lannister
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..."
(Funny Line)
"I wanted those elephants." (Funny Line)
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway."
(Funny Line)
Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)."
(Funny Line)
(before Jon rides Rhaegal)
Jon: "What if he doesn't want me to?"
Daenerys: "Then I’ve enjoyed your company, Jon Snow"
(Funny Line)
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35:36 (+3) Jon Snow:
to Daenerys, after his first dragon flight with Rhaegal: "You've completely ruined horses for me." (Funny Line)
Sandor thanks Gendry for his new battleaxe, forged from dragonglass.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?"
(Witty Insult)
The Hound: "You left me to die."
Arya: "First I robbed you."
(Witty Insult)
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"You're a cold little bitch aren't you? I guess that's why you're still alive." (Witty Insult)
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Gendry: "I always knew you were just another rich girl."
Arya: "You don't know any other rich girls."
(Witty Insult)
Daenerys: "So you're the man."
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?"
(Funny Line)
Eddison Tollet: "Stay back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!!"
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Euron drinks from his flask while chatting with Yara Greyjoy onboard his ship. He offers to Yara but she is apparently too proud to sell herself out for the fantasy points. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
23:51 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks a glass after being interrupted by Qyburn. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Cersei sips from her glass while Euron asks her about his performance in bed. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
22:58 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn gets started with one of the trio of whores in his chambers, but is interrupted by Qyburn before he can complete the triple-bird score. (Act of Intercourse)
22:58 (+25) Marei:
Marei multitasks by shoving Bronn down onto the bed and mounting him while carrying on a fascinating conversation about dragonfire injuries. (Act of Intercourse)
23:00 (+20) Dirah:
Dirah undresses and crawls onto the bed with Bronn, although they are interrupted by Qyburn. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
23:04 (+20) Craya:
Craya undresses and crawls onto the bed with Bronn, although they are interrupted by Qyburn. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Cersei chats with Euron after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Euron chats with Cersei after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Euron's right cheek is glimpsed as he pulls up his britches in Cersei's bedchambers. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library. (Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
Bran sits in his wheelchair as he waits for Jon Snow and his entourage to arrive back to Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
9:53 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon sits at the head of the table alongside Sansa as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the back corner of the court at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Daenerys takes her seat at the head table in the great hall of Winterfell between Jon Snow and Tyrion. (Basic Seat)
11:52 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow takes a seat after responding to Lyanna Mormont's call out.

"...when I left Winterfell, I told you we need allies or we will die. I have brought those allies home to fight alongside us. I had a choice, keep my crown or protect the North. I chose the North."
(Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair and stares at Tyrion from the mudy courtyard of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Cersei greets the captain of the Golden Company, Harry Strickland, from the Iron Throne. (Iron Throne)
24:08 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn sits down to get dressed and put his boots on after Qyburn interrupts his session with Marei and the other whores. (Basic Seat)
Cersei sits down with a glass of wine in her bedchambers after her session with Euron Greyjoy. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops. (Basic Seat)
Sam scoots out of his library seat as he is startled by Daenerys and Jorah. (Basic Seat)
Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair as Samwell Tarly steps out into the courtyard. (Basic Seat)
Bran has apparently sat in his wheelchair overnight through a light snowstorm, finally seeing his expected old friend Jaime Lannister arrive to Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Jon looks at a statue of his father while paying respects in the crypts of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Young Ned Umber is found impaled to the wall of his keep, surrounded by a macabre arrangement of White Walker art. (Death)
Ned Umber dies again as a wight after being lit on fire by Beric Dondarrion. (Death)
Special
Daenerys debuts the season with a white double-breasted coat with matching red gloves and scarf. Even her horse is decked out to match! (Special)
6:22 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Special)
6:28 (+3) Varys:
Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't"
(Special)
Not even the upper balcony is safe, as Tyrion endures a staredown from Bran who is stuck in the muddy courtyard of Winterfell. (Special)
22:09 (+3) Jon Snow:
Samwell Tarly: "You've never been a bastard." (Special)
Euron: "How do I compare? To the fat king."
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
(Special)
Euron questions Cersei about his performance compared to her other lovers.
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?"
(Special)
to Cersei: "I'm going to put a prince in your belly." (Special)
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway."
(Special)
36:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads. (Special)
36:55 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass." (Special)
Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in. (Special)
Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't."
(Special)
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Ravaged by news about the deaths of his family and in emotional turmoil, Samwell Tarly stumbles into the court of Winterfell to find Bran staring and waiting for him. Bran gives him a homework assignment. (Special)
Sam mentions the book he found out Jon's lineage from: "Bran and I worked it out. I have a High Septon's diary, and Bran has... whatever Bran has." (Special)
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Beric lights up his flaming sword so everyone can finally see what's going on in this dark-ass scene. (Special)
Ned Umber is impaled on the wall of his keep, surrounded by a spiral of bloody body parts. (Special)
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After trekking for weeks incognito to make it up to Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran just sitting there and staring at him. (Special)
The Feels
8:24 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon arrives back home to Winterfell and embraces Bran, as Jon sees him for the first time in 7 seasons.
Jon: "Look at you. You're a man."
Bran: "Almost."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
16:00 (+5) Jon Snow:
Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
36:05 (+5) Jon Snow:
After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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36:34 (+3) Jon Snow:
As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
36:34 (+3) Drogon:
As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
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Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
38:22 (+5) Gendry:
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father."
(Sad Feels)
Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!"
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
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Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!"
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)
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