Matchup: Dragon Poop vs Impin' Ain't Easy for Ep 2

GoT

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#3 17 0 3 9 0 0 2 0 3 0
#22 16 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 6 5
#27 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
#10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
This White Walker is bald and has a round beard, and stands by the Night King as one of his lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle over the frozen lake.
#39 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#34 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
This is a clean-shaven White Walker with long greasy hair, one f the Night King's lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle at the Frozen Lake.
#46 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 38 0 3 9 0 5 2 0 9 10

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#1 37 0 3 9 5 15 0 0 0 5
#13 36 0 12 6 0 0 3 0 0 15
#25 16 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 10
#12 10 0 0 3 0 0 2 0 0 5
#37 6 0 0 0 5 0 1 0 0 0
#24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#48 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#36 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 105 0 15 24 10 15 6 0 0 35

Political Wins
Brienne defends Jaime to the skeptical court at Winterfell, convincing Sansa to accept Jaime.

to Sansa: "Without him, my Lady, you would not be alive. He armed me, armored me, and sent me to find you and bring you home. Because he had sworn an oath to your mother."
(Convincing Argument)
Brienne is revealed to be a commander for the upcoming Battle at Winterfell, overseeing the left flank.

"It's good ground. The rise - it should give us some advantage if we can keep a tight formation we might be able to beat them back."
(New Title)
Jaime pledges his services to Brienne: "I came to Winterfell because I'm not the fighter I used to be. But I'd be honored to serve under your command, if you'll have me." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Arya receives the new dragonglass spear she commissioned from Gendry. (New Weapon)
Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(New Title)
Daenerys learns that Jon Snow may be the trueborn son of her brother, Rhaegar Targaryen, and a rival claimant to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Jaime Lannister: "Your sister pledged to send her army north... I don’t see an army. I see one man with one hand." (Witty Insult)
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Tyrion: "Your Grace, I know my brother-"
Daenerys: "Like you knew your sister?"
(Witty Insult)
to Gendry: "I know Death. He's got many faces. I look forward to seeing this one. (Threat)
Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?"
(Funny Line)
Daenerys: "I'm here because I love your brother. And I trust him. And I know he's true to his word. He's only the second man in my life I can say that about."
Sansa: "Who was the first?"
Daenerys: "Someone taller."
(Funny Line)
Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
(Funny Line)
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate."
(Witty Insult)
Brienne relents and allows her squire to have a drink.

Brienne: "I don't think that's wise - the battle might start at any moment."
[Podrick sad look]
Brienne: "Half cup."
(Funny Line)
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to Sandor and Beric: "I'm not spending my final hours with you two miserable old shits." (Witty Insult)
to Gendry: "I'm not the Red Woman. Take your own bloody pants off." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "How about a song? One of you must know one. Ser Davos?"
Davos: "You'll pray for a quick death.
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Sandor shares his wineskin with Arya atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Beric drinks from Sandor Clegane's wineskin after reminding Arya how old and miserably shitty his company is. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
44:21 (+15) Arya Stark:
Arya spends her last night rolling around with Gendry among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)
Grey Worm gives Missandei one last kiss as he joins formation with the Unsullied. (Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
Daenerys sits at the head of the table in Winterfall's hall as she interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)
Daenerys sits down with Sansa during their 1:1 chat. (Basic Seat)
Brienne accepts Jaime's offer of a seat in front of the fireplace.
Jaime: "You really think any of us are going to sleep tonight? Join us."
(Basic Seat)
Unlike the scrubby Arya Stark and Sandor Clegane who are laid out on the floor, Beric Dondarrion is a knight and a man of taste, and chooses a small artisanal barrel to squat on as he joins them on the Winterfell ramparts. (Basic Seat)
Brienne and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Brienne is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Davos sits as he declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Special
Daenerys rocks a lighter crimson and gray coat inside the hall of Winterfell. (Special)
"I am loyal to my Queen. I will fight for her until her *enemies* are *defeated.* (Special)
The Feels
Theon and Sansa share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.

"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Davos encounters a Northern girl with a scarred face, much like Shireen Baratheon's.

Nothern girl: "Which way should I go?"
Davos: "Which way do you want to go?"
(Sad Feels)
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?"
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jorah receives Heartsbane, the Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)