Podrick Payne

The Besteros of Westeros

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+1 point for failed attempts at basic tasks.
+1 point for surprising people with how good he is at a task

Raw Stats

Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
59 12 3 0 20 10 3 0 6 5

Event Log

Kills
Episode 3: The Long Night
Podrick gets a quick stab on a wight that charges him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Podrick home run swings a wight into pieces with his dragonglass blade. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Podrick runs through a wight with his sword, and slashes another on its side. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Brienne and Jaimie are tied up against the wall, Podrick's hands are free and he continues to hack away at the wight horde, scoring two kills. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Brienne refers to the newly-knighted Ser Podrick Payne as he arrives to wheel Bran out of the Small Council meeting. (New Title)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Podrick gulps down the overflowing full cup of wine poured by Tyrion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Podrick drinks the last of his cup after Davos declares, "we're out of wine." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Podrick drinks from his cup as Gendry makes his way through the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Podrick does a nervous drink as Tyrion guesses that Brienne is a virgin at the Feast of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Podrick has a girl in hand and chats up another Northern beauty before all three abscond into a dark corner of Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Podrick takes a seat among the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Podrick and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Podrick is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Special
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Podrick impresses in a sparring session on the training grounds at Winterfell.

Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn."
(Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
After he gets passed over by the group as Tyrion Lannister entreats a song, Podrick surprises the group with his rich and moving rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones". (Special)
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The Feels
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Podrick delivers a heartfelt rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones":

"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..."
(Sad Feels)