Samwell Tarly

The Besteros of Westeros

drafted by Samwell Tarlinator

+1 point for reading books, mentioning he "read that in a book", or writing raven letters.

Raw Stats

Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
74 10 3 9 0 0 7 0 12 33

Event Log

Kills
Episode 3: The Long Night
Sam defends himself against two wights with his dragonglass daggers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sam dual wields his dragonglass dagger to cut down a wight trying to scramble over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sam bonks a wight in the head as it tries to climb the castle wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Samwell stabs a wight as he lays on his back amidst a pit of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Samwell Tarly is named Grandmaester of King Bran's new Small Council. (New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
Daenerys: "So you're the man."
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?"
(Funny Line)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
(Funny Line)
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate."
(Witty Insult)
A Game of Thrones
Episode 1: Winterfell
Sam scoots out of his library seat as he is startled by Daenerys and Jorah. (Basic Seat)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Sam sits and looks away awkwardly as Edmure Tully glances around the room for support. (Basic Seat)
Samwell sits back down as his proposal for a democracy is roundly rejected by the Lords and Ladies of Westeros. (Basic Seat)
Samwell sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Sam sits down at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion flips through the history tome of "A Song of Ice and Fire" (Basic Seat)
Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's arrival. (Basic Seat)
Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Basic Seat)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in. (Special)
Sam mentions the book he found out Jon's lineage from: "Bran and I worked it out. I have a High Septon's diary, and Bran has... whatever Bran has." (Special)
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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Samwell explains the birds and the bees to Jon.

Samwell: "There's only so many books a person can read, so we-"
Gilly: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam."
(Special)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Samwell places the tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" in front of Tyrion at the Small Council meeting.

Tyrion: "What's this?"
Samwell: " A Song of Ice and Fire. Archmaester Ebrose's history of the wars following the death of King Robert. I helped him with the title."
(Special)
The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jorah receives Heartsbane, the Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.

Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)