Davos Seaworth

Harrenhal Blades (Public #514)

drafted by No Church in Westeros

* +1 point every time his fingers or onions are referenced
* +1 point when invoking Shireen's name

Raw Stats

Total Kills Insults Sex Wine Politics Deaths Special Feels
36 0 21 0 0 15 0 0 0

Event Log

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: The Red Woman
44:25 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Alliser Thorne: "And you, Ser Davos, I will allow you to travel south. A free man, with a fresh horse."
Davos: "And some mutton. I'd like some mutton."
Alliser: "Wot?"
(Funny Line)
Episode 2: Home
9:49 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Davos as he takes Jon's sword and rallies the men against Ser Alliser Thorne: "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see." (Funny Line)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
27:51 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
on the 62 Mormont soldiers: "If they're half as ferocious as their Lady, the Boltons are doomed." (Funny Line)
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Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
21:08 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
to Tormund: "No, it's a manner of speaking... not actual demons." (Funny Line)
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22:04 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Tormund: "I need a good drink to help me sleep the night before a fight. You want some? I have a jug of sour goat's milk..."
Davos: "No thanks, it does sound delicious, but..."
(Funny Line)
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22:09 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Davos: "I can never sleep the night before a battle."
Tormund: "So what do you do all night?"
Davos: "I walk. Think and walk. Think and walk until I'm far enough away from camp that no one can hear me shitting my guts out."
(Funny Line)
41:00 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Davos rallies the archers to charge in towards the main battle: "We may as well be taking shits back here. Follow!" (Funny Line)
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Political Wins
Episode 1: The Red Woman
9:07 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Ser Davos convinces Edd to seek help from the Wildlings instead of throwing his life away in an attack against Alliser Thorne. "You're not the only ones who owe your lives to Jon Snow. (Convincing Argument)
Episode 2: Home
9:53 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Davos takes up Longclaw (Jon Snow's Valyrian sword) as he and the other Night's Watchmen prepare to defend against Ser Alliser Thorne. "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see." (New Weapon)
48:00 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Davos convinces Melisandre to make an attempt to revive Jon Snow after she has lost faith in the Lord of Light in their long-awaited Disney moment. "I'm not a devout man, obviously. Seven Gods, Drowned Gods, Tree Gods, it's all the same. I'm not asking the Lord of Light for help. I'm asking the woman who showed me that miracles exist." (Convincing Argument)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
26:31 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
After Jon Snow and Sansa Stark prove unconvincing, Davos convinces the young Lyanna Mormont to rally against the Bolton army. "Because Jeor Mormont and Jon Snow both understood that the real war isn't between a few squabbling houses. It's between the living and the dead. And make no mistake, my lady, the dead are coming ... As long as the Boltons hold Winterfell, the North is divided. And a divided North won't stand a chance against the Night King." (Convincing Argument)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
25:35 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Davos discovers Shireen's true fate as finds the charred remains of the wooden stag toy he gifted to Shireen next to a pyre. (Secret Discovery)