Harrenhal Blades (Public #514) (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 2 28 6.5 - (+1.5) 4 (+1) 2.5 (+2) 4 (+1.5) 4 4 2.5 1.5 (+0.5) 3 2.5
2 1 25 -1 3 3 2.5 2 (+0.5) 3 2 2.5 (+0.5) 3.5 4 2.5
3 1 20 -3.5 8 2 (+0.5) 4 3 1.5 2 2.5 1.5 1 2.5
4 - 17 -2 11 1 1 1 1.5 2 2.5 3.5 (+1) 2 2.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 158 +25 - 8 (+6) 15 (+9) 12 (+5) 5 0 0 (+5) 10 108 0
2 - 114 +83 44 (+22) 24 (+15) 15 (+21) 24 (+10) 10 20 0 0 (+15) 21 0
3 - 49 +26 109 (+2) 4 (+9) 18 (+12) 18 0 0 0 0 (+3) 9 0
4 - 31 +22 127 0 (+6) 6 3 0 0 0 (+4) 10 (+12) 12 0
Totals 352 +156 36 54 57 15 20 0 20 150 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 1 2 +1 - W-2 28 57
2 1 1 - 1 L-1 25 79
3 - 1 +1 1 W-1 20 24.5
4 - 0 - 2 L-2 17 15.5

Episode 2: Home

Yeezianity (mmdi2chainz)
Jon Snow:
7 pts
22 26 No Church in Westeros (smaroo93)
Davos Seaworth:
9 pts
Liloan Wildlings (jobrealramos)
Roose Bolton:
17 pts
25 83 Diabetus (Shusi)
Ramsay Bolton:
34 pts

Episode 3: Oathbreaker

No Church in Westeros (smaroo93)
Avg: 24.5 , Record: 1-1
Diabetus (Shusi)
Avg: 57 , Record: 2-0
Yeezianity (mmdi2chainz)
Avg: 15.5 , Record: 0-2
Liloan Wildlings (jobrealramos)
Avg: 79 , Record: 1-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 3: Oathbreaker

Liloan Wildlings (jobrealramos) 1-1, 79 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

No Church in Westeros vs. Diabetus [Matchup]
No Church in Westeros loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Diabetus loses and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Yeezianity vs. Liloan Wildlings [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

No Church in Westeros vs. Diabetus [Matchup]
No Church in Westeros wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Yeezianity vs. Liloan Wildlings [Matchup]
Liloan Wildlings loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #4

Diabetus (Shusi) 2-0, 57 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

No Church in Westeros vs. Diabetus [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

No Church in Westeros vs. Diabetus [Matchup]
Diabetus loses. (-1 rank)
Yeezianity vs. Liloan Wildlings [Matchup]
Liloan Wildlings wins and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #3

No Church in Westeros (smaroo93) 1-1, 24.5 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

No Church in Westeros vs. Diabetus [Matchup]
No Church in Westeros wins. (+1 rank)
Yeezianity vs. Liloan Wildlings [Matchup]
Liloan Wildlings loses, or they win and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

No Church in Westeros vs. Diabetus [Matchup]
Yeezianity vs. Liloan Wildlings [Matchup]
Yeezianity wins and you lose more than -3 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Liloan Wildlings wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #4

Yeezianity (mmdi2chainz) 0-2, 15.5 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

No Church in Westeros vs. Diabetus [Matchup]
No Church in Westeros loses and you make up 3 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Yeezianity vs. Liloan Wildlings [Matchup]
Yeezianity wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Yeezianity vs. Liloan Wildlings [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #4

Round 1

  1. Yeezianity chose: Arya Stark (#1)
  2. Diabetus chose: Tyrion Lannister (#2)
  3. No Church in Westeros chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#3)
  4. Liloan Wildlings chose: Cersei Lannister (#4)

Round 2

  1. Liloan Wildlings chose: Jaime Lannister (#5)
  2. No Church in Westeros chose: Sansa Stark (#6)
  3. Diabetus chose: Ramsay Bolton (#7)
  4. Yeezianity chose: Jon Snow (#8)

Round 3

  1. Yeezianity chose: Bran Stark (#9)
  2. Diabetus chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#10)
  3. No Church in Westeros chose: Davos Seaworth (#11)
  4. Liloan Wildlings chose: Roose Bolton (#12)

Round 4

  1. Liloan Wildlings chose: Brienne of Tarth (#13)
  2. No Church in Westeros chose: Samwell Tarly (#14)
  3. Diabetus chose: Melisandre (#15)
  4. Yeezianity chose: Bronn (#16)

Round 5

  1. Yeezianity chose: Daario Naharis (#17)
  2. Diabetus chose: Theon Greyjoy (#18)
  3. No Church in Westeros chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#19)
  4. Liloan Wildlings chose: Jorah Mormont (#20)

Round 6

  1. Liloan Wildlings chose: Margaery Tyrell (#21)
  2. No Church in Westeros chose: Varys (#22)
  3. Diabetus chose: High Sparrow (#23)
  4. Yeezianity chose: Tommen Baratheon (#24)

Round 7

  1. Yeezianity chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#25)
  2. Diabetus chose: Lancel Lannister (#26)
  3. No Church in Westeros chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#27)
  4. Liloan Wildlings chose: Alliser Thorne (#28)

Round 8

  1. Liloan Wildlings chose: Doran Martell (#29)
  2. No Church in Westeros chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#30)
  3. Diabetus chose: Hodor (#31)
  4. Yeezianity chose: Grey Worm (#32)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Kills Points
(+22) 22
12
10
10
(+10) 10
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines Points
(+15) 18
(+6) 9
(+6) 9
(+3) 6
6
Glasses of Wine Consumed Points
(+10) 10
(+5) 5
- -
- -
- -
Acts of Intercourse Points
20
- -
- -
- -
- -
Deaths Points
(+4) 10
(+7) 7
(+5) 5
(+5) 5
5

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 2: Home

Kills
Tormund cuts down the first of Alliser Thorne's men who is foolish enough to charge at him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wun Weg rips down one of Ser Alliser Thorne's crossbowman from the battlements after he looses a bolt at him. He's smashed against the castle wall, and then thrown across the courtyard, prompting the rest of the Night's Watch to throw down their weapons. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Zombie Gregor smashes in the head of a King's Landing drunk who was spreading stories about Cersei. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
29:19 (+2) The Waif:
the Waif pummels a blind Arya during another training session. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Ramsay stabs his father Roose in the gut upon news that Fat Walda has borne Roose a second son. (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay offers up fresh meat to his hounds in the form of Fat Walda Frey. (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay offers up fresh meat to his hounds in the form of his newborn half-brother.
Fat Walda: "Please, Ramsay. He's your brother."
Ramsay: "I prefer being an only child."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron throws his brother Balon Greyjoy over the bridge at Pyke and into the sea. "I am the storm, brother. The first storm and the last. And you're in my way." (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Bran discovers Hodor's real name - Willas - and that he used to be able to talk while going back to the future with the Three-Eyed Raven. (Secret Discovery)
Edd arrives at Castle Black at the 11th hour, having recruited Tormund and the Wildling fighters to take back Castle Black against Alliser Thorne. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Davos takes up Longclaw (Jon Snow's Valyrian sword) as he and the other Night's Watchmen prepare to defend against Ser Alliser Thorne. "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see." (New Weapon)
Tormund successfully leads the Wildlings to victory at Castle Black, after Ser Alliser Thorne and his men throw down their weapons after a display of Wun Wun's force. (Victorious Battle)
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Edd takes control of Castle Black after rallying the Wildlings to his side and capturing Alliser Thorne and the other traitors. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
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Edd orders Ser Alliser Thorne, Olly, and the other traitors who killed Jon Snow to be locked up. "Throw them into the cells. Where they belong." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Tommen bars Cersei from attending her daughter Myrcella's funeral, instead ordering her to stay in the Red Keep. Despite having the monstrous zombie Mountain on her side, she respects the King's wishes. (Executive Decision)
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Jaime: "You're a bold man."
High Sparrow: "On the contrary. I fear a great deal. The Father, the Mother, the Warrior."
(House Words)
Roose chastises Ramsay after his attempts to locate Sansa Stark fail.
Roose: "Half a dozen men. Your best hunters."
Ramsay: "They obviously had help."
Roose: "I didn't think Lady Sansa killed them all by herself."
(Politics Special)
Roose gains a second son. "My Lords, Lady Walda has given birth. A boy. Red-cheeked and healthy." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Fat Walda gives birth to her son with Roose Bolton. "My Lords, Lady Walda has given birth. A boy. Red-cheeked and healthy." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Ramsay stabs his father Roose in the gut upon news that Fat Walda has borne Roose a second son.
Roose: "You'll always be my first born."
Ramsay: "Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me."
(Act of Betrayal)
Ramsay leads Fat Walda Frey and his newborn half-brother to a kennel full of his hungry hounds instead of to Lord Bolton. "Of course. Follow me mother." (Act of Betrayal)
Ramsay becomes the new Lord Bolton after killing his father, Roose.
Fat Walda Frey: "Where is Lord Bolton?"
Ramsay: "I am Lord Bolton."
(New Title)
Balon commands that the Ironborn should continue attacking the mainland over Yara Greyjoy's protests.
Yara: "We took those castles because the Northerners marched off to war. That war is over. The last time we provoked them too far, I watched from that window as they breached our walls and knocked down our towers. I lost two brothers that day."
Balon: "And I lost three sons. ... when you rule the Iron Islands you can wage all the peace you want but for now shut your mouth and obey or I will make another heir who will."
(Executive Decision)
Davos convinces Melisandre to make an attempt to revive Jon Snow after she has lost faith in the Lord of Light in their long-awaited Disney moment. "I'm not a devout man, obviously. Seven Gods, Drowned Gods, Tree Gods, it's all the same. I'm not asking the Lord of Light for help. I'm asking the woman who showed me that miracles exist." (Convincing Argument)
Melisandre invokes her pleas to the Lord of Light in an attempt to resurrect Jon Snow. After several minutes and of killing the hopes of everyone in the room, Jon is left alone and suddenly awakes, gasping for breath. God damn lag. (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Davos as he takes Jon's sword and rallies the men against Ser Alliser Thorne: "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see." (Funny Line)
Alliser Thorne: "For thousands of years, the Night's Watch has held Castle Black against the Wildlings."
Tormund: "Until you."
(Witty Insult)
to Jaime Lannister, as his Sparrows circle in: "Every one of us is poor and powerless. And yet, together, we can overthrow an empire." (Threat)
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High Sparrow: "You would spill blood in this holy place?"
Jaime: "Oh the Gods won't mind. They spill more blood than the rest of us combined."
(Threat)
Tyrion: "Dragons do not do well in captivity."
Missandei: "How do you know this?"
Tyrion: "That's what I do. I drink and I know things."
(Funny Line)
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22:45 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion: "Dragons are intelligent ... They have affection for their friends and fury for their enemies. I am their friend."
Varys: "Do *they* know that?"
(Funny Line)
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reasoning with Varys as he disapproves of Tyrion's alcoholism: "If I'd lost my cock, I'd drink all the time." (Funny Line)
22:46 (+3) Varys:
Varys shakes his head and tsks as Tyrion pours out a glass of wine during a meeting of the Meereenese advising council. (Funny Line)
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to Varys: "If I'd lost my cock, I'd drink all the time."
to Greyworm: "... meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes."
Varys: "I do NOT make dwarf jokes."
to Varys: "You think them." (gives Varys the eye)
(Funny Line)
to Daenerys' imprisoned dragons: "I'm friends with your mother. I'm here to help... Don't eat the help." (Funny Line)
to Varys: "Next time I have an idea like that... punch me in the face." (Funny Line)
Ramsay: "They obviously had help."
Roose: "I didn't think Lady Sansa killed them all by herself."
(Funny Line)
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to Ramsay: "If you acquire a reputation as a mad dog, you will be treated as a mad dog. Taken out back and slaughtered for pigfeed." (Threat)
Ramsay rejects Fat Walda Frey's please for her son's life.
Fat Walda: "Please, Ramsay. He's your brother."
Ramsay: "I prefer being an only child."
(Threat)
Yara: "Deepwood Motte was our last stronghold on the mainland."
Balon: "Then we will take more."
Yara: "Why? For more pinecones and rocks?"
(Witty Insult)
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to Yara Greyjoy: "When you rule the Iron Islands, you can wage all the peace you want. But for now, shut your mouth and obey or I will make another heir who will." (Witty Insult)
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to Balon Greyjoy: "I am the storm, brother. The first storm and the last. And you're in my way." (Threat)
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Glasses of Wine Consumed
Cersei takes a sip while speaking with her son Tommen. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Tyrion drinks during the meeting of the Meereenese council. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion downs glass #2 as he devises a plan to get the dragons to eat during the Meereenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
7:46 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon's body on the table as Ser Alliser Thorne prepares to break into the room that Davos Seaworth and the other loyal Night's Watch have barricaded themselves in. (Dead Body Appearance)
Myrcella's body lays in the Sept of Baelor as her brother King Tommen and uncle/father Jaime Lannister mourn her. (Dead Body Appearance)
Roose is stabbed in the gut by his son Ramsay after news arrived that Fat Walda has given birth to a second son for Roose.
Roose: "You'll always be my first born."
Ramsay: "Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me."
(Death)
Fat Walda and her newborn baby are ripped to shreds by Ramsay Bolton's hounds.
"Ramsay. Ramsay, please. I'll leave Winterfell I'll go back to the Riverlands."
(Death)
Balon's body is wrapped in seaweed and floated out to sea, in a funeral ceremony officiated by Aeron Greyjoy. (Dead Body Appearance)
After attempting to attack his brother, Euron Greyjoy, Balon is thrown over the bridge at Pyke and into the sea. (Death)
47:04 (+2) Jon Snow:
Melisandre cleans off the stabbed and bloody body of Jon Snow and begins the incantations to the Lord of Light in an attempt to resurrect him. (Dead Body Appearance)
+0 for Doran Martell, +0 for Trystane Martell, +0 for Areo Hotah
Special
Bran taps into the weirwood net with the assistance of the Three-Eyed Raven, and visits a scene of a yound Ned and Benjen Stark play-fighting in Winterfell. (Special)
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The Three-Eyed Raven pulls Bran out of the vision of a young Ned and Benjen Stark sparring in Winterfell. "It is time to go." (Special)
6:54 (+9) Hodor:
"Hodor ...Hodor. Hodor." (Special)
7:53 (+3) Hodor:
"Hodor." (Special)
Wun Wun is struck by a crossbow bolt in the back. He promptly turns around and demolishes the the Night's Watchman who fired it. (Special)
After getting some R&R from hands-on fighting Grey Worm and hitting the books (his pet name for Missandei), Grey Worm shows off his expanding vocabulary with his first ever three-syllable words in the Westerosi common tongue.

in Meereenese council meeting: "We are searching for the men who burned the ships, but *nobody* saw *anything*."
(Special)
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22:46 (+3) Varys:
Varys just can't get away from the eunuch references after he judgmentally stares at Tyrion downing another cup of wine.
Tyrion: "If I lost my cock, I'd drink all the time. *looks at Greyworm* ...meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes."
(Special)
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29:18 (+3) Jon Snow:
Roose Bolton: "Jon Snow is a bastard, not a Stark." (Special)
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Podrick spends 12 seconds of screentime flicking away at his flintstone in an attempt to start a campfire. We eventually do see the kindling get started in the next shot, after Brienne comes over to supervise. (Special)
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"Everything I believed, the great victory I saw in the flames, all of it was a lie. You were right all along. The Lord never spoke to me." (Special)