Harrenhal Blades (Public #514) (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 1 24.5 1.5 - (+1) 4 4 4 3 (+0.5) 2.5 2.5 1 1 2.5
2 1 24 -2 0.5 2 2 2 4 4 2.5 2 3 2.5
3 - 21.5 - 3 1 (+1) 3 1 1.5 2.5 2.5 3.5 4 2.5
4 - 20 0.5 4.5 3 1 (+1) 3 (+0.5) 1.5 1 2.5 3.5 2 2.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 352 +16 - 35 51 (+6) 54 (+10) 50 25 0 5 132 0
2 1 328 +56 24 (+28) 86 78 (+15) 87 (+5) 30 (+5) 20 0 0 (+3) 27 0
3 1 323 +41 29 23 (+15) 63 (+15) 51 (+5) 10 20 0 15 (+6) 141 0
4 - 300 +47 52 (+10) 81 (+3) 42 (+12) 57 (+10) 10 5 0 15 (+12) 90 0
Totals 1303 +160 225 234 249 100 70 0 35 390 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 2 4.5 +1 - W-2 24.5 41
2 1 4.5 - - L-2 24 44
3 1 4 - 0.5 L-1 20 37.5
4 - 3 +1 1.5 W-1 21.5 40.38

Episode 8: No One

Yeezianity (mmdi2chainz)
Grey Worm :
17 pts
47 56 No Church in Westeros (smaroo93)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
53 pts
Liloan Wildlings (jobrealramos)
Jaime Lannister:
24 pts
41 16 Diabetus (Shusi)
Tyrion Lannister:
16 pts

Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards

Yeezianity (mmdi2chainz)
Avg: 37.5 , Record: 4-4
Liloan Wildlings (jobrealramos)
Avg: 40.38 , Record: 3-5
No Church in Westeros (smaroo93)
Avg: 41 , Record: 4-3-1
Diabetus (Shusi)
Avg: 44 , Record: 4-3-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards

Liloan Wildlings (jobrealramos) 3-5, 40.38 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Yeezianity vs. Liloan Wildlings [Matchup]
Liloan Wildlings wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-5, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Yeezianity vs. Liloan Wildlings [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-6, rank #4

Diabetus (Shusi) 4-3-1, 44 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

No Church in Westeros vs. Diabetus [Matchup]
Diabetus wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-3-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Yeezianity vs. Liloan Wildlings [Matchup]
Yeezianity wins (-1 rank)
No Church in Westeros vs. Diabetus [Matchup]
Diabetus loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4-1, rank #3

No Church in Westeros (smaroo93) 4-3-1, 41 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

No Church in Westeros vs. Diabetus [Matchup]
No Church in Westeros wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 5-3-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Yeezianity vs. Liloan Wildlings [Matchup]
Yeezianity wins (-1 rank)
No Church in Westeros vs. Diabetus [Matchup]
No Church in Westeros loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4-1, rank #3

Yeezianity (mmdi2chainz) 4-4, 37.5 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Yeezianity vs. Liloan Wildlings [Matchup]
No Church in Westeros vs. Diabetus [Matchup]
No Church in Westeros loses (+1 rank)
Diabetus loses (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-4, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Yeezianity vs. Liloan Wildlings [Matchup]
Yeezianity loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-5, rank #4

Round 1

  1. Yeezianity chose: Arya Stark (#1)
  2. Diabetus chose: Tyrion Lannister (#2)
  3. No Church in Westeros chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#3)
  4. Liloan Wildlings chose: Cersei Lannister (#4)

Round 2

  1. Liloan Wildlings chose: Jaime Lannister (#5)
  2. No Church in Westeros chose: Sansa Stark (#6)
  3. Diabetus chose: Ramsay Bolton (#7)
  4. Yeezianity chose: Jon Snow (#8)

Round 3

  1. Yeezianity chose: Bran Stark (#9)
  2. Diabetus chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#10)
  3. No Church in Westeros chose: Davos Seaworth (#11)
  4. Liloan Wildlings chose: Roose Bolton (#12)

Round 4

  1. Liloan Wildlings chose: Brienne of Tarth (#13)
  2. No Church in Westeros chose: Samwell Tarly (#14)
  3. Diabetus chose: Melisandre (#15)
  4. Yeezianity chose: Bronn (#16)

Round 5

  1. Yeezianity chose: Daario Naharis (#17)
  2. Diabetus chose: Theon Greyjoy (#18)
  3. No Church in Westeros chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#19)
  4. Liloan Wildlings chose: Jorah Mormont (#20)

Round 6

  1. Liloan Wildlings chose: Margaery Tyrell (#21)
  2. No Church in Westeros chose: Varys (#22)
  3. Diabetus chose: High Sparrow (#23)
  4. Yeezianity chose: Tommen Baratheon (#24)

Round 7

  1. Yeezianity chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#25)
  2. Diabetus chose: Lancel Lannister (#26)
  3. No Church in Westeros chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#27)
  4. Liloan Wildlings chose: Alliser Thorne (#28)

Round 8

  1. Liloan Wildlings chose: Doran Martell (#29)
  2. No Church in Westeros chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#30)
  3. Diabetus chose: Hodor (#31)
  4. Yeezianity chose: Grey Worm (#32)

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Episode 8: No One

Kills
Lady Crane explains that she had disfigured Bianca's face after finding out the actress tried to kill her.
Arya: "What happened to the actress? The one who wanted you dead."
Lady Crane: "Bianca. She'll have a hard time finding work as an actress after what I did to her face."
(Major Injury of Named Character)
The Hound kills three of the bandits sitting in camp, decapitating the first, cleaving the second in the chest, and slitting the throat of the third with his woodchopping axe. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor cuts down Gatins with his axe, after failing to extract information on the whereabouts of the bandit with the yellow cloak. (Kill of Named Character)
Gregor rips off the head of a Faith Militant soldier sent to detain Cersei Lannister. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor kicks over a tree stump being stood on by the bandit, strangling him on the noose.
Thoros of Myr: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor kicks over the tree stump being stood on by Lem Lemoncloak, strangling him on the noose. (Kill of Named Character)
Beric kicks over the third tree stump, strangling the last of the bandits on a noose. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
50:08 (+10) The Waif:
The Waif slits the throat of Lady Crane, who is sheltering the injured Arya Stark. "If you'd have done your job, she would have died painlessly." (Kill of Named Character)
55:51 (+10) Arya Stark:
Arya leads the Waif to her darkened quarters, where she extinguishes the lone candle with her sword Needle and gains the upper hand in complete darkness. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Brienne persuades Jaime Lannister to allow her to broker surrender terms with the Blackfish, who commands the Tully forces holding Riverrun.
Jaime: "I'm a Lannister. Don't ask me to betray my own house."
Brienne: "I do no such thing."
(Convincing Argument)
Tommen issues a royal decree banning Trial by Combat. "Furthermore, after much prayer and reflection, the Crown has decided that from this day forward, trial by combat will be forbidden throughout the Seven Kingdoms. The tradition is a brutish one, a scheme devised by corrupt rulers in order to avoid true judgment from the Gods." (Executive Decision)
Jaime successfully convinces Edmure Tully to comply with his plan to retake Riverrun, sending him to the gates to ask for entry. (Convincing Argument)
Edmure requests access into Riverrun and receives it from the head of the Tully guard, despite a vigorous protest from his uncle Brynden Tully. (Executive Decision)
Edmure regains control of Riverrun after he is let in by his loyal Tully soldiers. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Edmure commands the Tully forces to lay down their arms and surrender Riverrun to the Lannister/Frey forces. (Executive Decision)
After turning over Riverrun to the Lannisters/Freys, Edmure orders the arrest of his uncle, the Blackfish. "Find the Blackfish. Put him in irons and hand him over to the Freys." (Act of Betrayal)
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Jaime is victorious in the Siege of Riverrun after his Trojan Horse, Edmure Tully, gains access to the castle and willingly opens his gates to the Lannister army. (Victorious Battle)
Jaime captures the castle of Riverrun. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
While watching from the ramparts of the newly-acquired Riverrun, Jaime spots Brienne and Podrick rowing away from the castle under the cover of night. (Secret Discovery)
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Beric has captured Lem Lemoncloak, who was falsely leading a band of outlaws in the name of the Brotherhood without Banners. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Arya, as she gives her Milk of the Poppy: "Trust me, if my soup didn't kill you, nothing will." (Funny Line)
8:25 (+3) Gatins:
smelling his finger after plunging it up the butt of a less experienced bandit in his outlaw group: "Ah, it smells like pussy to me." (Witty Insult)
Gatins: "Fuck you!"
Sandor: "Those are your last words, 'fuck you'? Come on, you can do better."
Gatins: "Cunt!"
Sandor: "You're shit at dying, you know that?"
(Witty Insult)
Varys: "If you shaved your beard with a straight razor, you'd say the razor worked. That doesn't mean it won't cut your throat."
Tyrion: "Spoken like a man who has never had to shave."
(Witty Insult)
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Lancel Lannister: "Order your man (Gregor Clegane) to step aside, or there will be violence."
Cersei: "... I choose violence."
(Threat)
Podrick Payne: "Looks like a siege, my lady."
Brienne: "You have a keen military mind, Pod."
(Witty Insult)
14:47 (+3) Bronn:
greeting Podrick Payne: "Gettin' a bit old to be a squire, aren't we?" (Witty Insult)
15:03 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Are they in there?"
Podrick Payne: "Uh huh."
Bronn: "You think they're fucking?"
Podrick: "What? No."
Bronn: "Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you?"
Podrick: "I'm her squire."
Bronn: "Oh."
(Funny Line)
15:28 (+3) Bronn:
on Jaime Lannister: "The way all women look at him is frankly irritating. I preferred working with the little brother on that account." (Funny Line)
on Sansa Stark: "In my experience, girls like her don't live very long." (Witty Insult)
Kevan: "Where are you going?"
Cersei Lannister: "To stand by my son."
Kevan: "Your place is in the gallery. With the other ladies of the court."

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(Witty Insult)
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Missandei: "I have tried wine before. It made me feel funny."
Tyrion: "That's how you know it's working."
(Funny Line)
Missandei: "Two translators are on a sinking ship. The first says, 'Do you know how to swim?' The second says, 'No, but I can shout for help in 19 languages.'"
Tyrion: *feigned laughter*
Grey Worm: "That is the worst joke I ever heard."
(Funny Line)
Edmure Tully: "Do you imagine yourself a decent person? ... After you've massacred my family. Kept me in a cell for years. Stolen our lands."
Jaime: "I'll remind you that our houses are at war. I'm sorry if this conflict has inconvenienced you, but rebelling against the Crown does have consequences."
(Witty Insult)
to Edmure Tully: "I'll send for your baby boy. And I'll launch him into Riverrun with a catapult. Because you don't matter to me, Lord Edmure. Your son doesn't matter to me. The people in the castle don't matter to me. Only Cersei." (Threat)
"I haven't had a proper sword fight in years. I expect I'll make a damn fool of myself." (Funny Line)
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Sandor Clegane: "They killed a friend of mine."
Thoros: "You've got friends?"
(Witty Insult)
to Anguy: "Drop that arrow, you bloody girl. Tougher girls than you have tried to kill me." (Witty Insult)
Thoros of Myr: "We're not butchers. We hang them."
Sandor: "Hanging? All over in an instant. Where's the punishment in that?"
Thoros: "They die."
Sandor: "We all bloody die. Except this one here (Beric Dondarrion)."
(Funny Line)
Sandor: "There was a time I would have killed all seven of you just to gut these three."
Thoros: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." *kicks over stump to hang bandit*
(Witty Insult)
Beric Dondarrion: "Enjoying yourself?"
Sandor: "I prefer chicken."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Arya drinks a glass of milk of the poppy to settle her into sleep. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
7:40 (+5) Gatins:
takes a swig from his wineskin (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Cersei drinks in her chambers as Qyburn arrives to deliver a request from the Faith Militant. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks in the Meereenese council room. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Grey Worm drinks his first cup of wine. Tyrion: "Here's to our Queen. Anyone not drinking is disrespecting our Queen." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Grey Worm drinks in the Meereenese council room, as Tyrion toasts: "Here's to our Queen. Anyone not drinking is disrespecting our Queen." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion refills and drinks while fantasizing about retirement as a winemaker. "One day, after our Queen has taken the Seven Kingdoms, I'd like to have my own vineyard. Make my own wine. The Imp's Delight. Only my close friends could drink it." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Thoros drinks from his wineskin as he walks towards the campfire. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor takes a swig from a wineskin handed to him by Thoros of Myr. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Sandor whips it out to single-handedly replenish the Riverlands. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
9:15 (+5) Gatins:
Gatins is cut down by Sandor Clegane's woodchopping axe, as revenge for massacring the villagers building Septon Ray's church. (Death)
A Lannister guard confirms Brynden Tully's death to Jaime Lannister.
Blackfish: "I haven't had a proper sword fight in years. I expect I'll make a damn fool of myself."
(Death)
Lem is hanged by the true Brotherhood without Banners, for his crimes in massacring the villagers building Septon Ray's church. (Death)
46:31 (+5) Morgan:
Morgan is hunted down and executed by Sandor Clegane and the Brotherhood without Banners. (Death)
Arya discovers the body of Lady Crane, murdered by the Waif. (Death)
55:51 (+5) The Waif:
The Waif is killed after she chases Arya into her darkened quarters, where Arya is able to extinguish the lone candle illuminating the room and gain the upper hand in complete darkness. (Death)
+0 for Benjen Stark, +0 for Bran Stark, +0 for Rickon Stark, +0 for Hodor, +0 for Osha, +0 for Alliser Thorne, +0 for Balon Greyjoy, +0 for Roose Bolton, +0 for Fat Walda Frey, +0 for Olly, +0 for Leaf, +0 for Three-eyed raven, +0 for Greatjon Umber, +0 for Maege Mormont, +0 for Doran Martell, +0 for Trystane Martell, +0 for Areo Hotah, +0 for Bowen Marsh, +0 for Septon Ray, +0 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +0 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +0 for Khal Moro, +0 for Aggo, +0 for Khal Rhalko, +0 for Khal Forzo, +0 for Child of the Forest, +0 for Othell Yarwyck
Special
9:57 (+3) Varys:
Varys: "If you shaved your beard with a straight razor, you'd say the razor worked. That doesn't mean it won't cut your throat."
Tyrion: "Spoken like a man who has never had to shave."
(Special)
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Podrick fails to keep his guard up as Bronn is able to sneak up behind him and grab him in a chokehold. Bronn: "Podrick fucking Payne. I thought you'd be dead by now." (Special)
As Brienne meets with Jaime inside a tent on the Lannister siege line, Bronn outs himself as Vice President of the Brienne's a Hottie Admiration Society.
Bronn: "You think they're fucking?"
Podrick: "What? No."
Bronn: "Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you? ... Well he'd (Jaime) fuck her, that's for sure. And she'd fuck him, don't you think?"
(Special)
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15:44 (+3) Bronn:
Podrick: "She's training me to fight."
Bronn: "Is she? Oh ... Then how come an old cunt like me can still sneak up and murder you?"
Podrick: "Well, that's a different sort of fighting."
Bronn: "Now, that's the truth, isn't it? You want to learn that sort of fighting? ... All right, let's start with your footwork..."
(Special)
After Tyrion's joke during the Meereenese council meeting.
Tyrion: "...it's funnier in Westeros."
Greyworm: "The Starks and the Lannisters. I thought these were *enemies*."
(Special)
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after spotting them from the castle wall, Jaime waves to Brienne and Podrick as they row away from Riverrun. (Special)
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Advanced battle tactics require advanced vocabulary: "If we go to the beach, the Masters will take the *pyramid*. The *pyramid* is the only place in the city we can defend." (Special)