The Hoedors III (GoT: Season 7)

Season Finished!

Winner: Wiz Khaleesi (sblumberg25)

5-2, 92 roto pts (#2)
Z-Score: 1.241 (percentile: 89.28%)
Weeks at #1: 1
Categories won: Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (60), Glasses of Wine Consumed (40)
Best Week: Episode 2: Stormborn (+15.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Tyrion Lannister (picked #6, 109 points, 67.7% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-2

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 1 96.5 2 - 5.5 (+0.5) 16 (+4) 9.5 15 16 8.5 5 12.5 8.5
2 2 92 4 4.5 (+0.5) 5.5 (+4.5) 12 (+1) 16 (+0.5) 16 5.5 8.5 11.5 8.5 8.5
3 2 91.5 -3.5 5 15 3.5 13.5 13 5.5 8.5 15.5 8.5 8.5
4 1 85 -3 11.5 14 14 11 4 5.5 8.5 5 14.5 8.5
5 1 84.5 -0.5 12 8.5 9.5 (+1.5) 13.5 9.5 5.5 8.5 5 16 8.5
6 3 83.5 4.5 13 12 (+1.5) 15 6.5 4 (+5) 11.5 8.5 5 12.5 8.5
7 - 83 3.5 13.5 16 12 4 4 (+5) 11.5 8.5 15.5 3 8.5
8 3 82 -4 14.5 13 9.5 9.5 13 5.5 8.5 11.5 3 8.5
9 1 79 -0.5 17.5 3 (+0.5) 12 8 9.5 14 8.5 5 10.5 8.5
10 - 69 -3 27.5 4 2 5 9.5 5.5 8.5 11.5 14.5 8.5
11 2 67.5 4 29 10 (+1.5) 6 2 4 13 8.5 5 (+3) 10.5 8.5
12 1 65 -4 31.5 11 3.5 12 4 5.5 8.5 5 7 8.5
13 1 64.5 3.5 32 1.5 7 15 4 5.5 8.5 (+6) 11.5 3 8.5
14 2 62 -2 34.5 1.5 (+0.5) 5 6.5 9.5 5.5 8.5 14 3 8.5
15 - 61.5 1.5 35 (+3.5) 8.5 8 1 4 15 8.5 5 3 8.5
16 - 57.5 -2.5 39 7 1 3 13 5.5 8.5 5 6 8.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 952 +10 - 882 33 12 0 (+10) 10 0 12 3 0
2 - 210 +7 742 (+1) 116 15 (+6) 45 10 0 0 12 12 0
3 - 198 +6 754 105 36 (+6) 33 0 0 0 0 24 0
4 - 179 +13 773 (+10) 104 30 (+3) 27 10 0 0 5 3 0
5 - 175 +19 777 (+3) 90 (+6) 39 18 0 (+10) 10 0 0 18 0
6 - 174 +24 778 11 (+12) 48 (+12) 27 30 40 0 0 18 0
7 - 161 +38 791 (+1) 11 (+12) 33 (+15) 60 (+10) 40 0 0 5 12 0
8 - 136 +21 816 26 (+6) 30 (+12) 45 5 0 0 0 (+3) 30 0
9 - 111 - 841 51 15 36 0 0 0 0 9 0
10 - 102 +6 850 8 (+3) 33 (+3) 21 5 20 0 0 15 0
11 1 84 +12 868 30 (+6) 21 3 0 15 0 0 (+6) 15 0
12 1 83 +8 869 0 (+3) 24 51 0 0 0 (+5) 5 3 0
13 1 81 +19 871 (+16) 26 (+3) 27 0 0 25 0 0 3 0
14 1 65 - 887 10 6 15 5 0 0 5 24 0
15 - 51 +3 901 0 (+3) 18 18 5 0 0 7 3 0
16 - 41 - 911 16 3 6 10 0 0 0 6 0
Totals 2803 +186 1486 411 417 120 120 0 51 198 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 1 5 +1 - W-2 92 23
2 3 4.5 +1 0.5 W-2 96.5 24.86
3 4 4.5 +1 0.5 W-1 84.5 19.43
4 3 4.5 - 0.5 L-1 69 9.29
8 2 4 +1 1 W-1 62 7.29
6 3 4 - 1 L-2 82 25.57
5 4 4 +1 1 W-4 83 136
7 4 4 +1 1 W-2 67.5 12
9 5 3.5 - 1.5 L-1 91.5 30
11 3 3.5 - 1.5 L-1 64.5 11.86
10 4 3.5 - 1.5 L-1 85 28.29
12 3 3 +1 2 W-2 61.5 11.57
13 1 2.5 +0.5 2.5 L-2 65 15.86
14 1 2 - 3 L-2 83.5 25
15 3 2 - 3 L-3 79 14.57
16 - 1.5 +0.5 3.5 T-1 57.5 5.86

Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf

Casterly_Cock (ethan.kuehl19)
Jaime Lannister:
6 pts
6 10 Hoe(dor) lookin ass (seanchokshi)
Daenerys Targaryen:
10 pts
Ned's Declassified Thrones Survival Guide (michaellcollins519)
Bran Stark:
12 pts
12 7 CleganeBowl2K17 (blakemiranda)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
7 pts
Warg into ur girl lmao she mugs (arw1113)
Euron Greyjoy:
6 pts
6 19 Flint Blackwater Crisis (Kwesi)
White Walker (Night King):
19 pts
Wiz Khaleesi (sblumberg25)
Tyrion Lannister:
34 pts
38 8 Jaqen off with my buds (kevinandrewgeorge)
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
5 pts
Say Hello to my Little Finger (elemnwuke)
Bronn:
15 pts
21 13 Direwolf of Wall Street (rballock16)
Arya Stark:
13 pts
Ask me about my grey worm (nateross50)
Sansa Stark:
3 pts
3 0 White Walkers (wilsonroen)
Edmure Tully:
0 pts
Valhar Cunnilingus (harrybutt6)
Cersei Lannister:
24 pts
24 19 Finger in the Bum (michaelfield18)
Jon Snow:
18 pts
Euron in Five (jessjackoway)
Denys Mallister:
0 pts
0 0 A Team Has No Name (kylestrobel2)
High Priestess Kinvara:
0 pts

Round 1

  1. Valhar Cunnilingus chose: Cersei Lannister (#1)
  2. Finger in the Bum chose: Jon Snow (#2)
  3. Direwolf of Wall Street chose: Arya Stark (#3)
  4. Hoe(dor) lookin ass chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#4)
  5. Flint Blackwater Crisis chose: White Walker (Night King) (#5)
  6. Wiz Khaleesi chose: Tyrion Lannister (#6)
  7. Ask me about my grey worm chose: Sansa Stark (#7)
  8. CleganeBowl2K17 chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#8)
  9. Casterly_Cock chose: Jaime Lannister (#9)
  10. Ned's Declassified Thrones Survival Guide chose: Bran Stark (#10)
  11. Say Hello to my Little Finger chose: Bronn (#11)
  12. Jaqen off with my buds chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#12)
  13. Euron in Five chose: Brienne of Tarth (#13)
  14. A Team Has No Name chose: Yara Greyjoy (#14)
  15. Warg into ur girl lmao she mugs chose: Euron Greyjoy (#15)
  16. White Walkers chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#16)

Round 2

  1. White Walkers chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#17)
  2. Warg into ur girl lmao she mugs chose: Beric Dondarrion (#18)
  3. A Team Has No Name chose: Varys (#19)
  4. Euron in Five chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#20)
  5. Jaqen off with my buds chose: Davos Seaworth (#21)
  6. Say Hello to my Little Finger chose: Samwell Tarly (#22)
  7. Ned's Declassified Thrones Survival Guide chose: Grey Worm (#23)
  8. Casterly_Cock chose: Qyburn (#24)
  9. CleganeBowl2K17 chose: Jorah Mormont (#25)
  10. Ask me about my grey worm chose: Melisandre (#26)
  11. Wiz Khaleesi chose: Theon Greyjoy (#27)
  12. Flint Blackwater Crisis chose: Missandei (#28)
  13. Hoe(dor) lookin ass chose: Benjen Stark (#29)
  14. Direwolf of Wall Street chose: Randyll Tarly (#30)
  15. Finger in the Bum chose: Meera Reed (#31)
  16. Valhar Cunnilingus chose: Gendry (#32)

Round 3

  1. Valhar Cunnilingus chose: Ellaria Sand (#33)
  2. Finger in the Bum chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#34)
  3. Direwolf of Wall Street chose: Daario Naharis (#35)
  4. Hoe(dor) lookin ass chose: Podrick Payne (#36)
  5. Flint Blackwater Crisis chose: Eddison Tollett (#37)
  6. Wiz Khaleesi chose: Thoros of Myr (#38)
  7. Ask me about my grey worm chose: Obara Sand (#39)
  8. CleganeBowl2K17 chose: Nymeria Sand (#40)
  9. Casterly_Cock chose: Qhono (#41)
  10. Ned's Declassified Thrones Survival Guide chose: Tyene Sand (#42)
  11. Say Hello to my Little Finger chose: Gilly (#43)
  12. Jaqen off with my buds chose: Bronze Yohn Royce (#44)
  13. Euron in Five chose: Lyanna Mormont (#45)
  14. A Team Has No Name chose: Robin Arryn (#46)
  15. Warg into ur girl lmao she mugs chose: Septa Unella (#47)
  16. White Walkers chose: Archmaester Ebrose (#48)

Round 4

  1. White Walkers chose: Edmure Tully (#49)
  2. Warg into ur girl lmao she mugs chose: Robett Glover (#50)
  3. A Team Has No Name chose: High Priestess Kinvara (#51)
  4. Euron in Five chose: Denys Mallister (#52)
  5. Jaqen off with my buds chose: Salladhor Saan (#53)
  6. Say Hello to my Little Finger chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#54)
  7. Ned's Declassified Thrones Survival Guide chose: Olyvar (#55)
  8. Casterly_Cock chose: Melessa Tarly (#56)
  9. CleganeBowl2K17 chose: Dickon Tarly (#57)
  10. Ask me about my grey worm chose: Talla Tarly (#58)
  11. Wiz Khaleesi chose: Syrio Forel (#59)
  12. Flint Blackwater Crisis chose: Tycho Nestoris (#60)
  13. Hoe(dor) lookin ass chose: Anguy (#61)
  14. Direwolf of Wall Street chose: Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader) (#62)
  15. Finger in the Bum chose: Harrag (actor: Brendan Cowell) (#63)
  16. Valhar Cunnilingus chose: Ornela (Dothraki Widow from Lhazareen) (#64)

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Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf

Kills
After revealing the wight to the audience in King's Landing, Sandor Clegane reels back its chain and bisects the wight as it charges him. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
23:04 (+2) Jon Snow:
At the audience in King's Landing, Jon demonstrates the two ways of defeating the Army of the Dead, burning the wight's severed hand, and then finishing off the dismembered wight with a dragonglass dagger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After Theon challenges his crew to sail on a mission to rescue Yara, Harrag decks Theon, beating him bloody on the beaches of Dragonstone. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Theon makes a comeback in round two with Harrag, wearing out the older Ironborn's kneecap on his impervious groin area, and then pounding him into submission. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
59:58 (+10) Arya Stark:
Arya slits a groveling Littlefinger across his throat, after his betrayals and treason are exposed by Sansa in the court of Winterfell to the Northern and Vale lords.

Sansa: "Thank you for all your many lessons, Lord Baelish. I will never forget them."
(Kill of Named Character)
The Night King rides in on the newly risen wight-dragon Viserion, attacking the Wall at Eastwatch-by-the-Sea with blue flame, and sending 8 of its defenders to their death amidst the collapsing ice wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
26:54 (+3) Jon Snow:
In what is universally regarded as a terrible idea by all sides, Jon single-handedly dissolves the Lannister-Targaryen truce in the name of honor and hopefully getting into Daenerys' pants later.

Cersei: "In return, the King in the North will extend this truce. He will remain in the North where he belongs. He will not take up arms against the Lannisters. He will not choose sides. ... I know Ned Stark's son will be true to his word."
Jon Snow: "I am true to my word. Or I try to be. That is why I cannot give you what you ask. I cannot serve two queens. And I have already pledged myself to Queen Daenerys of House Targaryen."
(Executive Decision)
During their meeting in King's Landing, Tyrion deduces that Cersei is pregnant. (Secret Discovery)
Tyrion's meeting with Cersei is succesful, convincing her to not only agree to the truce but to pledge her armies to march north to face the undead threat.

Cersei: "My armies will not stand down. I will not pull them back to the capital. I will march them north to fight alongside you in the Great War. The darkness is coming for us all. We'll face it together. And when the Great War is over, perhaps you'll remember I chose to help with no promises or assurances from any of you."
(Convincing Argument)
After a private meeting with Tyrion, Cersei agrees to a truce with the Targaryen and Northern forces so that they may collectively combat the White Walker threat, completing the deal brokered by Tyrion, Jaime, and Bronn's secret meeting. (Deals Brokered)
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After a private meeting with Tyrion, Cersei agrees to a truce with the Targaryen and Northern forces so that they may collectively combat the White Walker threat, completing the deal brokered by Tyrion, Jaime, and Bronn's secret meeting. (Deals Brokered)
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40:01 (+3) Bronn:
After a private meeting with Tyrion, Cersei agrees to a truce with the Targaryen and Northern forces so that they may collectively combat the White Walker threat, completing the deal brokered by Tyrion, Jaime, and Bronn's secret meeting. (Deals Brokered)
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45:47 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon convinces Daenerys to sail with him to the North, rather than flying on her own.

"It's your decision, Your Grace. But if we're going to be allies in this war, it's important for the Northerners to see us as allies. If we sail to White Harbor together, I think it sends a better message."
(Convincing Argument)
Theon wins over Harrag's crew of Ironborn after punching him out on the beaches of Dragonstone. "Not for me. For Yara!" (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
"You stand accused of murder. You stand accused of treason. How do you answer these charges... Lord Baelish?" (Act of Betrayal)
Bran reveals his knowledge of Littlefinger's actions in King's Landing.

Sansa Stark: "Do you deny it?"
Petyr Baelish: "I deny it! None of you were there to see what happened. None of you knows the truth."
Bran: "You held a knife to his throat. You said, 'I did warn you not the trust me.'"
(Secret Discovery)
Royce rejects the command of Littlefinger, dooming him to Sansa's sentence in his 'trial' at the court of Winterfell.

Petyr Baelish: "I am Lord Protector of the Vale and I command you to escort me safely back to the Eyrie."
Yohn Royce: "I think not."
(Act of Betrayal)
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Cersei declares that the Lannister armies will not be sent north to help fight the White Walkers, over Jaime's protests.

"The monsters are real. The White Walkers, the dragons, the Dothraki screamers all the frightening stories we heard when we were young, they're all real. So be it. Let the monsters kill each other. And while they battle in the North, we take back the lands that belong to us."
(Executive Decision)
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Cersei figures that Daenerys has lost one of her dragons and has only two left.

Cersei: "How many dragons did you see at the pit?"
Jaime: "Two."
Cersei: "What happened to the third?
Jaime: "For all we know, it's guarding her fleet!"
Cersei: "She came here with her dragons and her Dothraki and her Unsullied. She came here to show us all her power. No, something happened. The dragons are vulnerable."
(Secret Discovery)
Cersei has bought the services of the mercenary Golden Company. "Highgarden bought us the most powerful army in Essos the Golden Company. 20,000 men, horses, elephants, I believe." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Cersei reneges on her promise to send her armies to fight the Army of the Dead in the north, threatening Jaime with treason for disobeying.

Jaime: "I pledged to ride north. I intend to honor that pledge."
Cersei: "And that will be treason."
Jaime: "Treason?"
Cersei: "Disobeying your queen's command, fighting with her enemies. What would you call it?"
Jaime: "Doesn't matter what I'd call it."
(Act of Betrayal)
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Sam puts the pieces of Bran's visions about Jon Snow's parentage together, remembering what Gilly told him at the Citadel about Rhaegar Targaryen's secret wedding.

"At the Citadel, I transcribed a High Septon's diary. He annulled Rhaegar's marriage to Elia. He wed Rhaegar and Lyanna in a secret ceremony."
(Secret Discovery)
At Sam Tarly's prompting, Bran wargs into the past to witness the secret wedding ceremony between Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, confirming Jon Snow's trueborn lineage and rightful claim to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
In a warged vision of the past, Lyanna is seen reciting her marriage vows to Rhaegar Targaryen.

"Father, Smith, Warrior, Mother, Maiden, Crone, Stranger. I am his, and he is mine, from this day until the end of my days."
(Marriage)
In a warged vision of the past, Lyanna is seen reciting her marriage vows to Rhaegar Targaryen.

"Father, Smith, Warrior, Mother, Maiden, Crone, Stranger. I am his, and he is mine, from this day until the end of my days."
(Marriage)
Riding in on the newly risen wight-dragon Viserion, the Night King blasts the Wall at Eastwatch-by-the-Sea with blue flame, destroying the castle and sending the Wall crashing down. (Victorious Battle)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
4:44 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn and Jaime discuss the Unsullied army standing outside the gates of King's Landing.

Bronn: "Men without cocks. You wouldn't find me fighting in an army if I had no cock. What's left to fight for?"
Jaime: "Gold?"
Bronn: "I spent my life around soldiers. What do you think they spend that gold on?"
Jaime: "Family."
Bronn: "Not without a cock, you don't."
(Funny Line)
Bronn and Jaime discuss the Unsullied army standing outside the gates of King's Landing.

Bronn: "Men without cocks. You wouldn't find me fighting in an army if I had no cock. What's left to fight for?"
Jaime: "Gold?"
Bronn: "I spent my life around soldiers. What do you think they spend that gold on?"
Jaime: "Family."
Bronn: "Not without a cock, you don't."
Jaime: "Maybe it really is all cocks in the end"
(Funny Line)
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briefing Gregor Clegane in Jaime's presence: "If anything goes wrong, kill the silver-haired bitch first, then our brother, then the bastard who calls himself King. The rest of them you can kill in any order you see fit." (Threat)
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9:28 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn breaks up the Podrick and Tyrion reunion

Podrick: "I never thought I'd see you again, my lord."
Tyrion: "Supporting the enemy, no less."
Podrick: "Hard to blame you."
Tyrion: 'Cersei will anyway."
Podrick: "I'm glad you're alive."
Bronn: "Come on. You can suck his magic cock later."
(Witty Insult)
11:17 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion Lannister: "Are you? Helping me to arrange this meeting wasn't exactly looking after yourself, was it? You put yourself at risk."
Bronn: "I put yourself at risk. Important difference. It's your head Queen Cersei's offered a bag of gold for, it's not mine. Now, thanks to me, she's got two traitors' heads coming right through her door. She can lop them both off as soon as she gets tired of the clever words that pour out their pieholes. All thanks to Ser Bronn of the fucking Blackwater. If that's not looking after myself, I don't know what is."
(Threat)
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Sandor Clegane: "Am I going to die in this shit city?"
Tyrion Lanniser: "You might."
Sandor: "And this is all your idea. Seems every bad idea has some Lannister cunt behind it."
(Witty Insult)
Sandor Clegane: "Am I going to die in this shit city?"
Tyrion Lanniser: "You might."
Sandor: "And this is all your idea. Seems every bad idea has some Lannister cunt behind it."
Tyrion: "And some Clegane cunt to help them see it through."
(Witty Insult)
to Gregor Clegane: "Remember me? Yeah, you do. You're even fucking uglier than I am now. What did they do to you? Doesn't matter. That's not how it ends for you, brother. You know who's coming for you. You've always known." (Threat)
Tyrion: "I think we ought to begin with larger concerns."
Euron: "Then why are you talking? You're the smallest concern here."
(Witty Insult)
to Tyrion: "We don't even let your kind live in the Iron Islands, you know? We kill you at birth. An act of mercy for the parents." (Witty Insult)
Jon Snow: "Lord Tyrion tells me a million people live in this city. They're about to become a million more soldiers in the Army of the Dead."
Cersei: "I imagine for most of them it would be an improvement."
(Comeback)
after Jon Snow rejects her offer of truce: "Then there is nothing left to discuss. The dead will come north first. Enjoy dealing with them. We will deal with whatever is left of you." (Threat)
to Jon Snow: "I'm pleased you bent the knee to our Queen. I would have advised it, had you asked. But have you ever considered learning how to lie every now and then? Just a bit?!?" (Witty Insult)
Jon: "Talk about my father if you want, tell me that's the attitude that got him killed. But when enough people make false promises, words stop meaning anything. Then there are no more answers, only better and better lies. And lies won't help us in this fight."
Tyrion: "That is indeed a problem. The more immediate problem is that we're fucked."
(Funny Line)
Jon Snow: "I did this. I should go."
Tyrion: "She'll definitely murder you."
(Funny Line)
Cersei: "I shouldn't be surprised, I suppose. She's your kind of woman: a foreign whore who doesn't know her place."
Tyrion: "A foreign whore you can't abduct, beat, or intimidate. That must be difficult for you."
(Witty Insult)
Sansa Stark: "You stand accused of murder. You stand accused of treason. How do you answer these charges... Lord Baelish?"
Petyr Baelish: "...?"
Arya: "My sister asked you a question."
(Threat)
Cersei: "What are you doing?"
Jaime: "Preparing the expedition north."
Cersei: "Expedition north? I always knew you were the stupidest Lannister."
(Witty Insult)
Sam: "What happened to you beyond the Wall?"
Bran Stark: "I became the Three-Eyed Raven."
Sam: "Ohhh! ...I don't know what that means."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Tyrion pours himself a glass from Cersei's own wine stash after he survives his feigned plea that Cersei should have Gregor Clegane execute him. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
After serving a refill of wine to Cersei, Tyrion pours another for himself and drinks. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Daenerys invites Jon Snow into her room so that he can properly bend the knee. (Act of Intercourse)
61:12 (+10) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow's ignites his latent Targaryen instincts to incest with his aunt Daenerys aboard her ship as they sail for White Harbor. (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
The captured wight is stabbed by Jon with dragonglass, as Jon demonstrates one of the two ways to kill the undead. (Death)
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Littlefinger has his throat slit by Arya Stark, after his betrayals and treason are exposed by Sansa Stark in the court of Winterfell to the Northern and Vale lords.

Sansa: "Thank you for all your many lessons, Lord Baelish. I will never forget them."
(Death)
Special
4:14 (+3) Bronn:
Bran reviews the defensive preparations for Daenerys' armed arrival to King's Landing.

Bronn: "Oil?"
Lannister soldier: "Pitch, my lord."
Bronn: "How many barrels?"
Soldier: "500, my lord."
Bronn: "Get 500 more."
(Special)
At Sam Tarly's prompting, Bran wargs into the past to witness the secret wedding ceremony between Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark. (Special)
Bran wargs by the weirwood tree, controlling a flock of ravens flying over Eastwatch-by-the-Sea. (Special)
The Feels
After an intense conversation spilling out all of Tyrion's wrongs to their family, Cersei decides not to execute her brother after all this time. Relieved, Tyrion downs a glass of wine, and pours another for Cersei, reuniting them with the only familial bond more powerful than her incestual love for Jaime - alcoholism. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon Snow comes around to forgive Theon for his betrayals to their family.

Theon: "I always wanted to do the right thing. Be the right kind of person. But I never knew what that meant. It always seemed like there's like there was an impossible choice I had to make. Stark or Greyjoy."

Jon Snow: "Our father was more of a father to you than yours ever was. ... And you betrayed him. Betrayed his memory. ... But you never lost him. He's a part of you. Just like he's a part of me. But the things I've done It's not my place to forgive you for all of it.
But what I can forgive, I do. You don't need to choose. You're a Greyjoy and you're a Stark."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)