The League of Tits and Wine (GoT: Season 7)

Season Finished!

Winner: A Team Has No Name (maxinek)

74.5 roto pts (#1)
Z-Score: 1.596 (percentile: 94.49%)
Weeks at #1: 3
Categories won: Political Wins (57), Glasses of Wine Consumed (30), Acts of Intercourse (40)
Best Week: Episode 3: The Queen's Justice (+11.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Cersei Lannister (picked #1, 140 points, 54.9% of team total)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 2 74.5 4.5 - 9 (+2) 12 (+3) 4.5 12 12 6.5 3 9 6.5
2 - 71.5 0.5 3 12 11 11 6 (+3) 7.5 6.5 8.5 2.5 6.5
3 2 71.5 -2 3 3 9 8.5 10.5 10 6.5 10.5 7 6.5
4 - 62.5 1 12 10 7.5 4.5 8 (+3) 7.5 6.5 3 9 6.5
5 1 62 2.5 12.5 5 10 (+1.5) 8.5 2.5 3.5 6.5 (+3) 10.5 9 6.5
6 1 58 -3 16.5 (+1) 11 6 6 9 3.5 6.5 8.5 1 6.5
7 - 55 - 19.5 1 (+1.5) 7.5 12 (+1) 10.5 3.5 6.5 3 4.5 6.5
8 - 54.5 2 20 (+1) 4 3.5 2 2.5 11 6.5 (+3) 6.5 12 6.5
9 1 51 0.5 23.5 6 (+1) 5 10 2.5 3.5 6.5 6.5 (+1.5) 4.5 6.5
10 1 50 -1.5 24.5 8 3.5 (+0.5) 2 6 3.5 6.5 3 11 6.5
11 1 46.5 -1 28 2 (+1) 2 2 6 3.5 6.5 12 (+0.5) 6 6.5
12 1 45 -3.5 29.5 7 1 7 2.5 9 6.5 3 2.5 6.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 1038 +20 - (+1) 905 (+3) 51 (+6) 54 5 (+10) 10 0 7 6 0
2 - 255 +28 783 (+1) 86 (+15) 57 (+12) 18 30 40 0 0 24 0
3 - 203 +18 835 (+2) 105 (+6) 36 18 10 (+10) 10 0 0 24 0
4 - 195 +13 843 (+10) 107 30 (+3) 33 15 0 0 7 3 0
5 - 178 +6 860 24 (+3) 39 (+3) 39 25 20 0 10 21 0
6 2 175 +34 863 0 (+9) 36 (+15) 105 (+10) 25 0 0 0 9 0
7 - 155 +11 883 37 45 (+6) 39 0 0 0 (+5) 10 24 0
8 2 149 - 889 74 18 36 0 15 0 0 6 0
9 - 140 +6 898 75 (+3) 24 (+3) 9 5 0 0 0 27 0
10 - 134 +18 904 45 (+6) 27 (+9) 48 0 0 0 5 (+3) 9 0
11 - 119 +24 919 (+16) 26 (+3) 24 9 0 25 0 (+5) 5 30 0
12 - 63 +12 975 1 (+6) 21 9 5 0 0 12 (+6) 15 0
Totals 2804 +190 1485 408 417 120 120 0 56 198 0

Round 1

  1. A Team Has No Name chose: Cersei Lannister (#1)
  2. Ser Pounce chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#2)
  3. #NoYgrittes chose: Jon Snow (#3)
  4. Dah King in Dah Norf chose: Tyrion Lannister (#4)
  5. The White Wolf chose: White Walker (Night King) (#5)
  6. Jorah the Explorer chose: Sansa Stark (#6)
  7. Gone with the Grey Wind chose: Arya Stark (#7)
  8. Game of Floppy Weiners in my Face plz daddy chose: Jaime Lannister (#8)
  9. Cersei Fan Club chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#9)
  10. UNCLE PEEETA! chose: Bran Stark (#10)
  11. Get Rich or Die Tywin chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#11)
  12. Doran Moves Like Jagger chose: Grey Worm (#12)

Round 2

  1. Doran Moves Like Jagger chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#13)
  2. Get Rich or Die Tywin chose: Samwell Tarly (#14)
  3. UNCLE PEEETA! chose: Brienne of Tarth (#15)
  4. Cersei Fan Club chose: Euron Greyjoy (#16)
  5. Game of Floppy Weiners in my Face plz daddy chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#17)
  6. Gone with the Grey Wind chose: Varys (#18)
  7. Jorah the Explorer chose: Bronn (#19)
  8. The White Wolf chose: Qyburn (#20)
  9. Dah King in Dah Norf chose: Davos Seaworth (#21)
  10. #NoYgrittes chose: Yara Greyjoy (#22)
  11. Ser Pounce chose: Melisandre (#23)
  12. A Team Has No Name chose: Jorah Mormont (#24)

Round 3

  1. A Team Has No Name chose: Theon Greyjoy (#25)
  2. Ser Pounce chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#26)
  3. #NoYgrittes chose: Ellaria Sand (#27)
  4. Dah King in Dah Norf chose: Meera Reed (#28)
  5. The White Wolf chose: Missandei (#29)
  6. Jorah the Explorer chose: Lyanna Mormont (#30)
  7. Gone with the Grey Wind chose: Eddison Tollett (#31)
  8. Game of Floppy Weiners in my Face plz daddy chose: Gendry (#32)
  9. Cersei Fan Club chose: Podrick Payne (#33)
  10. UNCLE PEEETA! chose: Randyll Tarly (#34)
  11. Get Rich or Die Tywin chose: Daario Naharis (#35)
  12. Doran Moves Like Jagger chose: Robin Arryn (#36)

Round 4

  1. Doran Moves Like Jagger chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#37)
  2. Get Rich or Die Tywin chose: Beric Dondarrion (#38)
  3. UNCLE PEEETA! chose: Obara Sand (#39)
  4. Cersei Fan Club chose: Gilly (#40)
  5. Game of Floppy Weiners in my Face plz daddy chose: Thoros of Myr (#41)
  6. Gone with the Grey Wind chose: Nymeria Sand (#42)
  7. Jorah the Explorer chose: Benjen Stark (#43)
  8. The White Wolf chose: Archmaester Ebrose (#44)
  9. Dah King in Dah Norf chose: Edmure Tully (#45)
  10. #NoYgrittes chose: Septa Unella (#46)
  11. Ser Pounce chose: Robett Glover (#47)
  12. A Team Has No Name chose: Tyene Sand (#48)

Round 5

  1. A Team Has No Name chose: Tycho Nestoris (#49)
  2. Ser Pounce chose: Bronze Yohn Royce (#50)
  3. #NoYgrittes chose: Olyvar (#51)
  4. Dah King in Dah Norf chose: Denys Mallister (#52)
  5. The White Wolf chose: High Priestess Kinvara (#53)
  6. Jorah the Explorer chose: Qhono (#54)
  7. Gone with the Grey Wind chose: Anguy (#55)
  8. Game of Floppy Weiners in my Face plz daddy chose: Ornela (Dothraki Widow from Lhazareen) (#56)
  9. Cersei Fan Club chose: Dickon Tarly (#57)
  10. UNCLE PEEETA! chose: Aeron Greyjoy (#58)
  11. Get Rich or Die Tywin chose: Sam (Gilly's Baby) (#59)
  12. Doran Moves Like Jagger chose: Syrio Forel (#60)

Round 6

  1. Doran Moves Like Jagger chose: Melessa Tarly (#61)
  2. Get Rich or Die Tywin chose: Talla Tarly (#62)
  3. UNCLE PEEETA! chose: Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader) (#63)
  4. Cersei Fan Club chose: Salladhor Saan (#64)
  5. Game of Floppy Weiners in my Face plz daddy chose: Pirate on the Silence (actor: Conor McGregor) (#65)
  6. Gone with the Grey Wind chose: Maester Wolkan (#66)
  7. Jorah the Explorer chose: Donnel Waynwood (#67)
  8. The White Wolf chose: Illyrio Mopatis (#68)
  9. Dah King in Dah Norf chose: Frances (Qyburn's dwarf underling) (#69)
  10. #NoYgrittes chose: High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen (#70)
  11. Ser Pounce chose: Quaithe (#71)
  12. A Team Has No Name chose: Melara Hetherspoon (#72)

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Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf

Kills
After revealing the wight to the audience in King's Landing, Sandor Clegane reels back its chain and bisects the wight as it charges him. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
23:04 (+2) Jon Snow:
At the audience in King's Landing, Jon demonstrates the two ways of defeating the Army of the Dead, burning the wight's severed hand, and then finishing off the dismembered wight with a dragonglass dagger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After Theon challenges his crew to sail on a mission to rescue Yara, Harrag decks Theon, beating him bloody on the beaches of Dragonstone. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Theon makes a comeback in round two with Harrag, wearing out the older Ironborn's kneecap on his impervious groin area, and then pounding him into submission. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
59:58 (+10) Arya Stark:
Arya slits a groveling Littlefinger across his throat, after his betrayals and treason are exposed by Sansa in the court of Winterfell to the Northern and Vale lords.

Sansa: "Thank you for all your many lessons, Lord Baelish. I will never forget them."
(Kill of Named Character)
The Night King rides in on the newly risen wight-dragon Viserion, attacking the Wall at Eastwatch-by-the-Sea with blue flame, and sending 8 of its defenders to their death amidst the collapsing ice wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
26:54 (+3) Jon Snow:
In what is universally regarded as a terrible idea by all sides, Jon single-handedly dissolves the Lannister-Targaryen truce in the name of honor and hopefully getting into Daenerys' pants later.

Cersei: "In return, the King in the North will extend this truce. He will remain in the North where he belongs. He will not take up arms against the Lannisters. He will not choose sides. ... I know Ned Stark's son will be true to his word."
Jon Snow: "I am true to my word. Or I try to be. That is why I cannot give you what you ask. I cannot serve two queens. And I have already pledged myself to Queen Daenerys of House Targaryen."
(Executive Decision)
During their meeting in King's Landing, Tyrion deduces that Cersei is pregnant. (Secret Discovery)
Tyrion's meeting with Cersei is succesful, convincing her to not only agree to the truce but to pledge her armies to march north to face the undead threat.

Cersei: "My armies will not stand down. I will not pull them back to the capital. I will march them north to fight alongside you in the Great War. The darkness is coming for us all. We'll face it together. And when the Great War is over, perhaps you'll remember I chose to help with no promises or assurances from any of you."
(Convincing Argument)
After a private meeting with Tyrion, Cersei agrees to a truce with the Targaryen and Northern forces so that they may collectively combat the White Walker threat, completing the deal brokered by Tyrion, Jaime, and Bronn's secret meeting. (Deals Brokered)
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After a private meeting with Tyrion, Cersei agrees to a truce with the Targaryen and Northern forces so that they may collectively combat the White Walker threat, completing the deal brokered by Tyrion, Jaime, and Bronn's secret meeting. (Deals Brokered)
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40:01 (+3) Bronn:
After a private meeting with Tyrion, Cersei agrees to a truce with the Targaryen and Northern forces so that they may collectively combat the White Walker threat, completing the deal brokered by Tyrion, Jaime, and Bronn's secret meeting. (Deals Brokered)
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45:47 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon convinces Daenerys to sail with him to the North, rather than flying on her own.

"It's your decision, Your Grace. But if we're going to be allies in this war, it's important for the Northerners to see us as allies. If we sail to White Harbor together, I think it sends a better message."
(Convincing Argument)
Theon wins over Harrag's crew of Ironborn after punching him out on the beaches of Dragonstone. "Not for me. For Yara!" (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
"You stand accused of murder. You stand accused of treason. How do you answer these charges... Lord Baelish?" (Act of Betrayal)
Bran reveals his knowledge of Littlefinger's actions in King's Landing.

Sansa Stark: "Do you deny it?"
Petyr Baelish: "I deny it! None of you were there to see what happened. None of you knows the truth."
Bran: "You held a knife to his throat. You said, 'I did warn you not the trust me.'"
(Secret Discovery)
Royce rejects the command of Littlefinger, dooming him to Sansa's sentence in his 'trial' at the court of Winterfell.

Petyr Baelish: "I am Lord Protector of the Vale and I command you to escort me safely back to the Eyrie."
Yohn Royce: "I think not."
(Act of Betrayal)
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Cersei declares that the Lannister armies will not be sent north to help fight the White Walkers, over Jaime's protests.

"The monsters are real. The White Walkers, the dragons, the Dothraki screamers all the frightening stories we heard when we were young, they're all real. So be it. Let the monsters kill each other. And while they battle in the North, we take back the lands that belong to us."
(Executive Decision)
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Cersei figures that Daenerys has lost one of her dragons and has only two left.

Cersei: "How many dragons did you see at the pit?"
Jaime: "Two."
Cersei: "What happened to the third?
Jaime: "For all we know, it's guarding her fleet!"
Cersei: "She came here with her dragons and her Dothraki and her Unsullied. She came here to show us all her power. No, something happened. The dragons are vulnerable."
(Secret Discovery)
Cersei has bought the services of the mercenary Golden Company. "Highgarden bought us the most powerful army in Essos the Golden Company. 20,000 men, horses, elephants, I believe." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Cersei reneges on her promise to send her armies to fight the Army of the Dead in the north, threatening Jaime with treason for disobeying.

Jaime: "I pledged to ride north. I intend to honor that pledge."
Cersei: "And that will be treason."
Jaime: "Treason?"
Cersei: "Disobeying your queen's command, fighting with her enemies. What would you call it?"
Jaime: "Doesn't matter what I'd call it."
(Act of Betrayal)
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Sam puts the pieces of Bran's visions about Jon Snow's parentage together, remembering what Gilly told him at the Citadel about Rhaegar Targaryen's secret wedding.

"At the Citadel, I transcribed a High Septon's diary. He annulled Rhaegar's marriage to Elia. He wed Rhaegar and Lyanna in a secret ceremony."
(Secret Discovery)
At Sam Tarly's prompting, Bran wargs into the past to witness the secret wedding ceremony between Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, confirming Jon Snow's trueborn lineage and rightful claim to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
In a warged vision of the past, Lyanna is seen reciting her marriage vows to Rhaegar Targaryen.

"Father, Smith, Warrior, Mother, Maiden, Crone, Stranger. I am his, and he is mine, from this day until the end of my days."
(Marriage)
In a warged vision of the past, Lyanna is seen reciting her marriage vows to Rhaegar Targaryen.

"Father, Smith, Warrior, Mother, Maiden, Crone, Stranger. I am his, and he is mine, from this day until the end of my days."
(Marriage)
Riding in on the newly risen wight-dragon Viserion, the Night King blasts the Wall at Eastwatch-by-the-Sea with blue flame, destroying the castle and sending the Wall crashing down. (Victorious Battle)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
4:44 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn and Jaime discuss the Unsullied army standing outside the gates of King's Landing.

Bronn: "Men without cocks. You wouldn't find me fighting in an army if I had no cock. What's left to fight for?"
Jaime: "Gold?"
Bronn: "I spent my life around soldiers. What do you think they spend that gold on?"
Jaime: "Family."
Bronn: "Not without a cock, you don't."
(Funny Line)
Bronn and Jaime discuss the Unsullied army standing outside the gates of King's Landing.

Bronn: "Men without cocks. You wouldn't find me fighting in an army if I had no cock. What's left to fight for?"
Jaime: "Gold?"
Bronn: "I spent my life around soldiers. What do you think they spend that gold on?"
Jaime: "Family."
Bronn: "Not without a cock, you don't."
Jaime: "Maybe it really is all cocks in the end"
(Funny Line)
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briefing Gregor Clegane in Jaime's presence: "If anything goes wrong, kill the silver-haired bitch first, then our brother, then the bastard who calls himself King. The rest of them you can kill in any order you see fit." (Threat)
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9:28 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn breaks up the Podrick and Tyrion reunion

Podrick: "I never thought I'd see you again, my lord."
Tyrion: "Supporting the enemy, no less."
Podrick: "Hard to blame you."
Tyrion: 'Cersei will anyway."
Podrick: "I'm glad you're alive."
Bronn: "Come on. You can suck his magic cock later."
(Witty Insult)
11:17 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion Lannister: "Are you? Helping me to arrange this meeting wasn't exactly looking after yourself, was it? You put yourself at risk."
Bronn: "I put yourself at risk. Important difference. It's your head Queen Cersei's offered a bag of gold for, it's not mine. Now, thanks to me, she's got two traitors' heads coming right through her door. She can lop them both off as soon as she gets tired of the clever words that pour out their pieholes. All thanks to Ser Bronn of the fucking Blackwater. If that's not looking after myself, I don't know what is."
(Threat)
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Sandor Clegane: "Am I going to die in this shit city?"
Tyrion Lanniser: "You might."
Sandor: "And this is all your idea. Seems every bad idea has some Lannister cunt behind it."
(Witty Insult)
Sandor Clegane: "Am I going to die in this shit city?"
Tyrion Lanniser: "You might."
Sandor: "And this is all your idea. Seems every bad idea has some Lannister cunt behind it."
Tyrion: "And some Clegane cunt to help them see it through."
(Witty Insult)
to Gregor Clegane: "Remember me? Yeah, you do. You're even fucking uglier than I am now. What did they do to you? Doesn't matter. That's not how it ends for you, brother. You know who's coming for you. You've always known." (Threat)
Tyrion: "I think we ought to begin with larger concerns."
Euron: "Then why are you talking? You're the smallest concern here."
(Witty Insult)
to Tyrion: "We don't even let your kind live in the Iron Islands, you know? We kill you at birth. An act of mercy for the parents." (Witty Insult)
Jon Snow: "Lord Tyrion tells me a million people live in this city. They're about to become a million more soldiers in the Army of the Dead."
Cersei: "I imagine for most of them it would be an improvement."
(Comeback)
after Jon Snow rejects her offer of truce: "Then there is nothing left to discuss. The dead will come north first. Enjoy dealing with them. We will deal with whatever is left of you." (Threat)
to Jon Snow: "I'm pleased you bent the knee to our Queen. I would have advised it, had you asked. But have you ever considered learning how to lie every now and then? Just a bit?!?" (Witty Insult)
Jon: "Talk about my father if you want, tell me that's the attitude that got him killed. But when enough people make false promises, words stop meaning anything. Then there are no more answers, only better and better lies. And lies won't help us in this fight."
Tyrion: "That is indeed a problem. The more immediate problem is that we're fucked."
(Funny Line)
Jon Snow: "I did this. I should go."
Tyrion: "She'll definitely murder you."
(Funny Line)
Cersei: "I shouldn't be surprised, I suppose. She's your kind of woman: a foreign whore who doesn't know her place."
Tyrion: "A foreign whore you can't abduct, beat, or intimidate. That must be difficult for you."
(Witty Insult)
Sansa Stark: "You stand accused of murder. You stand accused of treason. How do you answer these charges... Lord Baelish?"
Petyr Baelish: "...?"
Arya: "My sister asked you a question."
(Threat)
Cersei: "What are you doing?"
Jaime: "Preparing the expedition north."
Cersei: "Expedition north? I always knew you were the stupidest Lannister."
(Witty Insult)
Sam: "What happened to you beyond the Wall?"
Bran Stark: "I became the Three-Eyed Raven."
Sam: "Ohhh! ...I don't know what that means."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Tyrion pours himself a glass from Cersei's own wine stash after he survives his feigned plea that Cersei should have Gregor Clegane execute him. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
After serving a refill of wine to Cersei, Tyrion pours another for himself and drinks. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Daenerys invites Jon Snow into her room so that he can properly bend the knee. (Act of Intercourse)
61:12 (+10) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow's ignites his latent Targaryen instincts to incest with his aunt Daenerys aboard her ship as they sail for White Harbor. (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
The captured wight is stabbed by Jon with dragonglass, as Jon demonstrates one of the two ways to kill the undead. (Death)
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Littlefinger has his throat slit by Arya Stark, after his betrayals and treason are exposed by Sansa Stark in the court of Winterfell to the Northern and Vale lords.

Sansa: "Thank you for all your many lessons, Lord Baelish. I will never forget them."
(Death)
Special
4:14 (+3) Bronn:
Bran reviews the defensive preparations for Daenerys' armed arrival to King's Landing.

Bronn: "Oil?"
Lannister soldier: "Pitch, my lord."
Bronn: "How many barrels?"
Soldier: "500, my lord."
Bronn: "Get 500 more."
(Special)
At Sam Tarly's prompting, Bran wargs into the past to witness the secret wedding ceremony between Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark. (Special)
Bran wargs by the weirwood tree, controlling a flock of ravens flying over Eastwatch-by-the-Sea. (Special)
The Feels
After an intense conversation spilling out all of Tyrion's wrongs to their family, Cersei decides not to execute her brother after all this time. Relieved, Tyrion downs a glass of wine, and pours another for Cersei, reuniting them with the only familial bond more powerful than her incestual love for Jaime - alcoholism. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon Snow comes around to forgive Theon for his betrayals to their family.

Theon: "I always wanted to do the right thing. Be the right kind of person. But I never knew what that meant. It always seemed like there's like there was an impossible choice I had to make. Stark or Greyjoy."

Jon Snow: "Our father was more of a father to you than yours ever was. ... And you betrayed him. Betrayed his memory. ... But you never lost him. He's a part of you. Just like he's a part of me. But the things I've done It's not my place to forgive you for all of it.
But what I can forgive, I do. You don't need to choose. You're a Greyjoy and you're a Stark."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)