Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
The new King of the Seven Kingdoms.
#32 16 0 3 3 5 5 0 0 0 0
Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys controls a vast network of spies. He flees King's Landing after aiding in Tyrion Lannister's escape.
#17 8 0 0 3 5 0 0 0 0 0
A disgraced former Maester, who was banished from the order for engaging in forbidden experiments. He is recruited by Cersei to assist in various medical facilities.
#68 5 2 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.
#5 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A Red Priest from the city of Myr - he is a member of the Brotherhood Without Banners, led by Beric Dondarrion.
#89 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He now leads the Brotherhood Without Banners, an outlaw fighting group in the Riverlands.
#77 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
An orphan from King's Landing. He works at the Inn at the Crossroads as a baker.
#92 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Leader of the Burned Men, one of the hill tribes living in the west of the Vale.
#113 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A slave trader from Yunkai.
#56 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A representative of the Iron Bank of Braavos, a powerful bank who holds a large sum of debt from the Iron Throne.
#65 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A member of Lysa Arryn's court.
#104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The only daughter of King Robert Baratheon and Queen Cersei Lannister. She was sent to Dorne to secure an alliance by marriage with House Martell.
#53 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He is arranged to marry Lollys Stokeworth, and eventually inherit a lordship and castle of his own.
#20 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three children. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.
#8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.
#44 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A freed slave from Astapor. She works for Daenerys as an advisor. She is fluent in many languages and often serves as a translator.
#29 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Catelyn Stark's brother, and the heir to House Tully and Riverrun. He is held as a prisoner of Lord Walder Frey after the betrayal at the Red Wedding.
#80 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A former smuggler, Ser Davos is now a knight serving Stannis Baratheon, and one of his most trusted advisors, though he is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.
#41 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Known as the Blackfish, Brynden is the uncle of Catelyn Stark and Edmure Tully. He escaped the events of the Red Wedding, but his whereabouts are unknown.
#101 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 32 2 6 9 10 5 0 0 0 0

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
The bastard son of Ned Stark, and a member of the Night's Watch. He helped lead the defense of Castle Black against the Wildling siege.
#3 27 10 6 3 5 0 0 0 3 0
A former prostitute, Olyvar now manages Littlefinger's brothels while he is away in the Eyrie.
#75 6 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
The High Septon is leader of the Faith of the Seven.
#94 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his bastard son.
#10 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A cousin of the Lannister children.
#63 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A former member of the Night's Watch, Mance leads a united Wildling army as the King Beyond the Wall. Following the Battle at Castle Black however, his forces were defeated and he was captured by Stannis Baratheon.
#27 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Magister of Pentos, one of the free cities of Essos. He hosted the exiled Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen.
#106 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Head of House Royce, bannermen to House Arryn of the Vale.
#82 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A son of one of the Meereenese slave masters - he appears in Daenerys' court to ask for his fathers body, after Daenerys crucifies all of the slavers in Meereen.
#46 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The captain's daughter aboard the merchant ship Myraham, a merchant ship traveling between the Riverlands and the Iron Islands. She had an affair with Theon Greyjoy during his stay aboard the ship, though he did not take her for a wife.
#111 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.
#22 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
legacy character - does not appear in S5
#87 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell.
#34 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A Red Priestess from Asshai, she is a close advisor to Stannis.
#15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of slaves freed by Daenerys.
#39 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A Pirate Lord from the Lys, a free city of Essos. He is an old friend of Ser Davos Seaworth and fought for Stannis in the Battle of the Blackwater.
#99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.
#51 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The young, sickly son of Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully. He is Lord of the Vale, although Petyr Baelish serves as Lord Protector until he comes of age.
#58 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The elderly Lord of the Twins and now Lord of Riverrun after his betrayal of Robb Stark and the Northern forces.
#70 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 46 10 12 9 5 0 0 1 9 0

Kills
40:26 (+10) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow executes Janos Slynt for insubordination, after he publicly defies Jon's orders to head out to Greyguard tower. (Kill of Named Character)
46:58 (+2) Qyburn:
Qyburn kills a rat for his experiments, splashing its blood onto his magnifying glass. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Tommen is married to Margaery Tyrell (Politics - uncategorized)
Petyr convinces Sansa Stark to go through with his marriage proposal to Ramsay Bolton.
"You've been running all your life. Terrible things happened to your family and you weep. You sit alone in a dark room, mourning their fates. You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father. Stop being a bystander, do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. You loved your family. Avenge them."
(Politics - uncategorized)
24:03 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon takes on Olly as his personal steward. "Olly is my steward now, as I was Lord Commander Mormont's. I want him to attend my meetings, to learn from men with experience. One day, he might command." (Politics - uncategorized)
25:27 (+3) Jon Snow:
"The Night's Watch can't continue to feed your men and the Wildling prisoners indefinitely. Winter is coming." (Politics - uncategorized)
Lancel leads the Sparrows into Littlefinger's brothel, where they discover the High Septon patronizing two prostitutes.
Lancel: "You have profaned our Faith. The Faith of our fathers and forefathers."
High Septon: "I am the High Septon of the-"
Lancel: "You are a sinner. And you shall be punished."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Roose intercepts Cersei's raven letter to Littlefinger and reads its contents. "I'm sure you understand my position, Lord Baelish. If you received word in the night from the Queen Mother, it does make me question our new alliance." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
King Tommen after bedding Margaery: "This is all I want to do. All day. Every day. For the rest of my life." (Funny Line)
36:14 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon appoints a new latrine captain to head up the latrine pit digging: "Brian - it seems like a good job for a ginger." (Funny Line)
41:08 (+3) Olyvar:
In Littlefinger's brothel, during an elaborate roleplay of the Seven.
Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden..."
Olyvar: *muttering* "...always the Maiden."
(Funny Line)
41:15 (+3) Olyvar:
Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden... and the Stranger."
Olyvar: "Two is extra, you realize?"
(Funny Line)
43:11 (+3) Qyburn:
to High Septon: "So you were ministering to the needs of these... devout prostitutes." (Funny Line)
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51:53 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion: "I can't remember the last face I saw that wasn't yours."
Varys: "It's a perfectly good face."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Tommen drinks in bed after sleeping with Margaery. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
39:12 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon "Never Kill a Man Sober" Snow finishes off his drink before heading outside to execute Janos Slynt. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
56:00 (+5) Varys:
Varys drinks with Tyrion in the whorehouse of Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Tommen's first time, consummating his marriage with Margaery after their wedding. "It all happened so fast." (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
+1 for Mance Rayder
Special
The High Septon administers the royal wedding of Tommen Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell. (Special)
38:09 (+3) Jon Snow:
Janos Slynt: "You can stick your order up your bastard ass." (Special)
The High Septon tends to the needs of devout prostitutes in Littlefinger's brothel, in an elaborate ceremony of the Seven. (Special)
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