Matchup: Theon's Sausage Company vs Drogon's Baby Back Ribs for Ep 3
Deep Draft Invitational
Kills
Jon Snow executes Janos Slynt for insubordination, after he publicly defies Jon's orders to head out to Greyguard tower.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Petyr convinces Sansa Stark to go through with his marriage proposal to Ramsay Bolton.
"You've been running all your life. Terrible things happened to your family and you weep. You sit alone in a dark room, mourning their fates. You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father. Stop being a bystander, do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. You loved your family. Avenge them." (Politics - uncategorized)
"You've been running all your life. Terrible things happened to your family and you weep. You sit alone in a dark room, mourning their fates. You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father. Stop being a bystander, do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. You loved your family. Avenge them." (Politics - uncategorized)
Jon takes on Olly as his personal steward. "Olly is my steward now, as I was Lord Commander Mormont's. I want him to attend my meetings, to learn from men with experience. One day, he might command."
(Politics - uncategorized)
"The Night's Watch can't continue to feed your men and the Wildling prisoners indefinitely. Winter is coming."
(Politics - uncategorized)
41:36
(+3)
Lancel Lannister:
Lancel leads the Sparrows into Littlefinger's brothel, where they discover the High Septon patronizing two prostitutes.
Lancel: "You have profaned our Faith. The Faith of our fathers and forefathers."
High Septon: "I am the High Septon of the-"
Lancel: "You are a sinner. And you shall be punished." (Politics - uncategorized)
Lancel: "You have profaned our Faith. The Faith of our fathers and forefathers."
High Septon: "I am the High Septon of the-"
Lancel: "You are a sinner. And you shall be punished." (Politics - uncategorized)
50:11
(+3)
Roose Bolton:
Roose intercepts Cersei's raven letter to Littlefinger and reads its contents. "I'm sure you understand my position, Lord Baelish. If you received word in the night from the Queen Mother, it does make me question our new alliance."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
6:54
(+3)
Tommen Baratheon:
King Tommen after bedding Margaery: "This is all I want to do. All day. Every day. For the rest of my life."
(Funny Line)
Jon appoints a new latrine captain to head up the latrine pit digging: "Brian - it seems like a good job for a ginger."
(Funny Line)
In Littlefinger's brothel, during an elaborate roleplay of the Seven.
Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden..."
Olyvar: *muttering* "...always the Maiden." (Funny Line)
Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden..."
Olyvar: *muttering* "...always the Maiden." (Funny Line)
Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden... and the Stranger."
Olyvar: "Two is extra, you realize?" (Funny Line)
High Septon: "The Maiden... and the Stranger."
Olyvar: "Two is extra, you realize?" (Funny Line)
to High Septon: "So you were ministering to the needs of these... devout prostitutes."
(Funny Line)
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Glasses of Wine Consumed
9:03
(+5)
Tommen Baratheon:
Tommen drinks in bed after sleeping with Margaery.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jon "Never Kill a Man Sober" Snow finishes off his drink before heading outside to execute Janos Slynt.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
6:34
(+5)
Tommen Baratheon:
Tommen's first time, consummating his marriage with Margaery after their wedding. "It all happened so fast."
(Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
+1 for Mance Rayder
Special
The High Septon administers the royal wedding of Tommen Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell.
(Special)
The High Septon tends to the needs of devout prostitutes in Littlefinger's brothel, in an elaborate ceremony of the Seven.
(Special)
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