Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
The eldest brother of King Robert, he is the rightful heir to the Irone Throne.
#16 9 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 3 0
A boy working with the Night's Watch. His family's village was massacred in a Wildling attack led by Styr. He is skilled with a bow.
#69 6 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen.
#4 6 0 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.
#9 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Leader of the Black Ears, one of the hill tribes living in the west of the Vale.
#112 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The apparent leader of the White Walkers.
#64 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.
#40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The First Steward of the Night's Watch.
#52 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The second daughter of House Stokeworth. She is betrothed to Bronn via an arrangement by Cersei Lannister, to convince him from fighting for Tyrion Lannister in his trial by combat.
#88 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Lord Stannis Baratheon's wife. She is a strong believer in the new faith of the red priestess Melisandre, who follows the Lord of Light.
#57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A member of the Night's Watch and commander of the Shadow Tower, located the west end of the Wall.
#76 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A member of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. After helping Arya escape from Harrenhal, his whereabouts are unknown.
#28 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A squire who serves Tyrion Lannister.
#33 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
First Ranger of the Night's Watch - he disappeared on a ranging north of the Wall and his whereabouts are unknown.
#100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who broke their contract and now sides with Daenerys.
#21 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The head of House Tyrell and Lord of Highgarden. He is the father of Loras and Margaery.
#81 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The Knight of the Gate, commander of the soldiers that defend the Bloody Gate that guards entrance into the Vale.
#105 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A daughter of Craster, a wildling who lived in a fortified compound north of the Wall. She and her baby escaped to Castle Black with Samwell Tarly.
#45 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
One of Walder Frey's daughters - she is married to Roose Bolton.
#93 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 24 0 9 12 0 0 0 0 3 0

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
The third of the Lannister children. After losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped prison and fled King's Landing.
#2 16 0 0 6 10 0 0 0 0 0
The legitimized bastard son of Roose Bolton, now Warden of the North. He is fond of the Bolton tradition of flaying their enemies.
#14 14 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A member of the Night's Watch. Slynt formerly served as Commander of the City Watch, before he was removed from the post and exiled by Tyrion Lannister.
#59 13 0 0 3 0 0 0 10 0 0
Leader of the Sparrows, a religious movement within the Faith of the Seven.
#35 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Head of House Umber, bannermen to the Starks. He did not attend the Frey wedding at the Twins, and his whereabouts are unknown.
#107 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#26 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The jailkeeper of the sky cells in the Eyrie.
#110 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A slave-auctioneer in the city of Meereen.
#74 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Volantene courtesan who meets Tyrion Lannister.
#86 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A mysterious man who lives far north of the Wall with the Children of the Forest. He has been guiding Bran's dreams through the form of a three-eyed raven.
#98 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A Septa and member of the Most Devout, the council that rules the Faith of the Seven.
#83 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A member of the Kingsguard, sworn to protect the King.
#71 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A member of the Night's Watch. Edd commanded some of the forces on the Wall in the Battle at Castle Black.
#50 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A knight and the Head of House Clegane, bannermen to the Lannisters. He was called back to King's Landing by Cersei to fight as the Crown's champion in Tyrion's trial.
#38 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The matriarch of House Tyrell, Olenna is the grandmother of Margaery and Loras. Known as the "Queen of Thorns" for her sarcasm and wit.
#47 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is currently a captive of Ramsay Bolton.
#11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The former paramour of Prince Oberyn. She is also the mother of several of his bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#23 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The Grand Maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Pycelle is highly educated and serves as an advisor to the King.
#62 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#95 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 46 14 3 9 10 0 0 10 0 0

Kills
Ramsay tells his father about the flaying of Lord Cerwyn. His body, flayed of all skin, is hung from the walls of Moat Cailin.
Ramsay: "Lord Cerwyn refused to pay. He said the Warden of the North will always be a Stark, and he'd be damned if he kissed a traitor's boot."
Roose Bolton: "You left him no choice."
Ramsay: "I flayed him living, along with his wife and brother. I made his son watch ... The new Lord Cerwyn paid his taxes."
(Kill of Named Character)
The wife and brother of Lady Cerwyn were killed by Ramsay Bolton - their flayed bodies were hung on display from the walls of Moat Cailin. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
24:03 (+3) Olly:
Olly becomes Jon Snow's steward. "Olly is my steward now, as I was Lord Commander Mormont's. I want him to attend my meetings, to learn from men with experience. One day, he might command." (Politics - uncategorized)
27:11 (+3) Olly:
Davos Seaworth asks Olly to recite the Night's Watch oath to Jon Snow - "How does the Night's Watch vow go again? I bet you've got it memorized since you got here." - before interrupting him like an ass. (Politics - uncategorized)
The Sparrows have the High Septon paraded naked through the streets of King's Landing after they catch him with two prostitutes in Littlefinger's brothel. "Hypocrisy is a boil... lancing a boil is never pleasant, although they could have been more careful with the blade." (Politics - uncategorized)
Cersei has the High Septon imprisoned. "The High Septon's behavior was corrosive, as was his attitude. Having a man like that reside in the Sept eats away the Faith from the inside. So now he resides in the Red Keep's dungeons instead." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Cersei with a jab to Margaery while talking to Tommen: "She's certainly very pretty, isn't she? Like a doll. She smiles quite a lot. Do you think she's intelligent? I can't quite tell, not that it matters." (Witty Insult)
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Pod asks about Renly's rumored sexuality.
Pod: "But...wasn't he ... Lord Tyrion said he was..."
Brienne: "Yes, Pod, he liked men. I'm not an idiot."
(Funny Line)
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Stannis: "You're as stubborn as your father. And as honorable."
Jon Snow: "I can imagine no higher praise"
Stannis: "I didn't mean it as praise. Honor got your father killed."
(Witty Insult)
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Jon Snow: "I heard it was best to keep your enemies close."
Stannis: "Whoever said that didn't have many enemies."
(Funny Line)
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after Jon orders him to rebuild the ruined tower of Greyguard: "I was charged with the defense of King's Landing when you were soiling your swaddling clothes. Keep your ruin." (Witty Insult)
Brothel bouncer: "It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head."
Tyrion: "It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's cock."
*flustered Varys*
(Funny Line)
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to Varys: "I need to talk to someone with hair." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Tyrion drinks from a flask while walking through a market in Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks at the whorehouse in Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
Janos is beheaded for insubordination, after defying Jon Snow's orders as Lord Commander. (Death)
Special
Stannis corrects Jon Snow
Stannis: "You're as stubborn as your father. And as honorable."
Jon Snow: "I can imagine no higher praise"
Stannis: "I didn't mean it as praise. Honor got your father killed."
(Special)
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