Deep Draft Invitational (GoT: Season 5)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 1 35 0.5 - 5 5 (+1) 2 3 4.5 3.5 5 (+0.5) 3.5 3.5
3 1 34.5 3 0.5 (+2) 3 (+1) 4 5 5 4.5 3.5 1 5 3.5
2 1 34.5 -1 0.5 1 6 6 6 (+1) 2.5 3.5 4 2 3.5
4 1 33 - 2 (+1) 6 3 3 1 6 3.5 6 1 3.5
5 - 28 -2 7 2 2 4 4 2.5 3.5 3 (+0.5) 3.5 3.5
6 - 24 -0.5 11 (+1) 4 1 1 2 1 3.5 2 6 3.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 350 +37 - (+2) 27 (+3) 69 (+21) 123 (+5) 85 (+5) 15 0 (+1) 16 15 0
2 - 300 +59 50 (+36) 87 48 (+9) 48 5 50 0 (+14) 62 0 0
3 - 279 +54 71 (+30) 49 (+9) 51 (+12) 72 60 20 0 0 (+3) 27 0
4 - 266 +50 84 (+10) 73 (+9) 66 (+12) 36 (+5) 25 20 0 (+11) 28 (+3) 18 0
5 - 216 +21 134 46 (+3) 33 (+9) 60 (+5) 30 15 0 (+1) 14 (+3) 18 0
6 - 184 +38 166 (+26) 52 (+6) 30 27 (+5) 15 10 0 (+1) 11 39 0
Totals 1595 +259 334 297 366 220 130 0 131 117 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
2 1 6 - - L-2 34.5 31
1 2 6 +1 - W-2 35 29.56
3 1 6 +1 - W-3 33 33.33
4 2 5 - 1 L-1 34.5 38.89
5 - 3 +1 3 W-1 24 20.44
6 - 1 - 5 L-5 28 24

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

Brother of Dragons (HerrWicked)
Daenerys Targaryen:
39 pts
59 54 reek reek it rhymes with fleek (kas113)
Daario Naharis :
27 pts
Theon's Sausage Company (coconnor723)
Jaime Lannister:
11 pts
21 38 Long live the Starks (kailin)
Jorah Mormont:
24 pts
Password is Taco (itchyfood)
Meryn Trant:
13 pts
37 50 Drogon's Baby Back Ribs (nyan)
Doran Martell:
23 pts

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

Brother of Dragons (HerrWicked)
Avg: 33.33 , Record: 6-3
Theon's Sausage Company (coconnor723)
Avg: 24 , Record: 1-8
reek reek it rhymes with fleek (kas113)
Avg: 31 , Record: 6-3
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs (nyan)
Avg: 29.56 , Record: 6-3
Long live the Starks (kailin)
Avg: 20.44 , Record: 3-6
Password is Taco (itchyfood)
Avg: 38.89 , Record: 5-4

Scenario Analysis for Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

Drogon's Baby Back Ribs (nyan) 6-3, 29.56 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Brother of Dragons vs. Theon's Sausage Company [Matchup]
Brother of Dragons loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
reek reek it rhymes with fleek vs. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 7-3, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Brother of Dragons vs. Theon's Sausage Company [Matchup]
Brother of Dragons wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
reek reek it rhymes with fleek vs. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs [Matchup]
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs loses. (-1 rank)
Long live the Starks vs. Password is Taco [Matchup]
Password is Taco wins and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-4, rank #4

Brother of Dragons (HerrWicked) 6-3, 33.33 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Brother of Dragons vs. Theon's Sausage Company [Matchup]
reek reek it rhymes with fleek vs. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs [Matchup]
reek reek it rhymes with fleek loses, or they win and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs loses, or they win and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 7-3, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Brother of Dragons vs. Theon's Sausage Company [Matchup]
reek reek it rhymes with fleek vs. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs [Matchup]
reek reek it rhymes with fleek wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Long live the Starks vs. Password is Taco [Matchup]
Password is Taco wins and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-4, rank #4

Theon's Sausage Company (coconnor723) 1-8, 24 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Brother of Dragons vs. Theon's Sausage Company [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-8, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Brother of Dragons vs. Theon's Sausage Company [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-9, rank #6

Password is Taco (itchyfood) 5-4, 38.89 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Brother of Dragons vs. Theon's Sausage Company [Matchup]
Brother of Dragons loses and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
reek reek it rhymes with fleek vs. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs [Matchup]
reek reek it rhymes with fleek loses and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Drogon's Baby Back Ribs loses and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Long live the Starks vs. Password is Taco [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 6-4, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Long live the Starks vs. Password is Taco [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-5, rank #4

reek reek it rhymes with fleek (kas113) 6-3, 31 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Brother of Dragons vs. Theon's Sausage Company [Matchup]
Brother of Dragons loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
reek reek it rhymes with fleek vs. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 7-3, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Brother of Dragons vs. Theon's Sausage Company [Matchup]
Brother of Dragons wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
reek reek it rhymes with fleek vs. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs [Matchup]
reek reek it rhymes with fleek loses. (maintain rank)
Long live the Starks vs. Password is Taco [Matchup]
Password is Taco wins and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 6-4, rank #4

Long live the Starks (kailin) 3-6, 20.44 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Long live the Starks vs. Password is Taco [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-6, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Long live the Starks vs. Password is Taco [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-7, rank #5

Round 1

  1. Brother of Dragons chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#1)
  2. Password is Taco chose: Tyrion Lannister (#2)
  3. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Jon Snow (#3)
  4. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: Cersei Lannister (#4)
  5. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#5)
  6. Long live the Starks chose: Arya Stark (#6)

Round 2

  1. Long live the Starks chose: Sansa Stark (#7)
  2. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Jaime Lannister (#8)
  3. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: Brienne of Tarth (#9)
  4. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Roose Bolton (#10)
  5. Password is Taco chose: Theon Greyjoy (#11)
  6. Brother of Dragons chose: Margaery Tyrell (#12)

Round 3

  1. Brother of Dragons chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#13)
  2. Password is Taco chose: Ramsay Bolton (#14)
  3. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Melisandre (#15)
  4. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: Stannis Baratheon (#16)
  5. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Varys (#17)
  6. Long live the Starks chose: Bran Stark (#18)

Round 4

  1. Long live the Starks chose: Jorah Mormont (#19)
  2. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Bronn (#20)
  3. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: Daario Naharis (#21)
  4. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Doran Martell (#22)
  5. Password is Taco chose: Ellaria Sand (#23)
  6. Brother of Dragons chose: Nymeria Sand (#24)

Round 5

  1. Brother of Dragons chose: Tyene Sand (#25)
  2. Password is Taco chose: Obara Sand (#26)
  3. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Mance Rayder (#27)
  4. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#28)
  5. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Missandei (#29)
  6. Long live the Starks chose: Samwell Tarly (#30)

Round 6

  1. Long live the Starks chose: Trystane Martell (#31)
  2. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Tommen Baratheon (#32)
  3. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: Podrick Payne (#33)
  4. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Loras Tyrell (#34)
  5. Password is Taco chose: High Sparrow (#35)
  6. Brother of Dragons chose: Myranda (#36)

Round 7

  1. Brother of Dragons chose: Alliser Thorne (#37)
  2. Password is Taco chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#38)
  3. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Grey Worm (#39)
  4. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: Areo Hotah (#40)
  5. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Davos Seaworth (#41)
  6. Long live the Starks chose: Hodor (#42)

Round 8

  1. Long live the Starks chose: Meera Reed (#43)
  2. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Barristan Selmy (#44)
  3. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: Gilly (#45)
  4. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Hizdahr zo Loraq (#46)
  5. Password is Taco chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#47)
  6. Brother of Dragons chose: Kevan Lannister (#48)

Round 9

  1. Brother of Dragons chose: Maester Aemon (#49)
  2. Password is Taco chose: Eddison Tollett (#50)
  3. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Yara Greyjoy (#51)
  4. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: Bowen Marsh (#52)
  5. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Myrcella Baratheon (#53)
  6. Long live the Starks chose: Rickon Stark (#54)

Round 10

  1. Long live the Starks chose: Osha (#55)
  2. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader) (#56)
  3. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: Selyse Baratheon (#57)
  4. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Robin Arryn (#58)
  5. Password is Taco chose: Janos Slynt (#59)
  6. Brother of Dragons chose: Shireen Baratheon (#60)

Round 11

  1. Brother of Dragons chose: The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt) (#61)
  2. Password is Taco chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#62)
  3. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Lancel Lannister (#63)
  4. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: White Walker (Night King) (#64)
  5. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Tycho Nestoris (#65)
  6. Long live the Starks chose: Gendry (#66)

Round 12

  1. Long live the Starks chose: White Walker (Samurai, formerly mislabeled Hobo) (#67)
  2. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Qyburn (#68)
  3. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: Olly (#69)
  4. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Walder Frey (#70)
  5. Password is Taco chose: Meryn Trant (#71)
  6. Brother of Dragons chose: Loboda (#72)

Round 13

  1. Brother of Dragons chose: Maggy (#73)
  2. Password is Taco chose: Malko (#74)
  3. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Olyvar (#75)
  4. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: Denys Mallister (#76)
  5. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Beric Dondarrion (#77)
  6. Long live the Starks chose: Leaf (#78)

Round 14

  1. Long live the Starks chose: Balon Greyjoy (#79)
  2. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Edmure Tully (#80)
  3. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: Mace Tyrell (#81)
  4. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Bronze Yohn Royce (#82)
  5. Password is Taco chose: Septa Unella (#83)
  6. Brother of Dragons chose: Melara Hetherspoon (#84)

Round 15

  1. Brother of Dragons chose: White Rat (#85)
  2. Password is Taco chose: Clea (#86)
  3. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Varamyr Sixskins (#87)
  4. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: Lollys Stokeworth (#88)
  5. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Thoros of Myr (#89)
  6. Long live the Starks chose: Daisy (#90)

Round 16

  1. Long live the Starks chose: Quaithe (#91)
  2. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Hot Pie (#92)
  3. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: Fat Walda Frey (#93)
  4. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: High Septon of the Faith (S3) (#94)
  5. Password is Taco chose: Brown Ben Plumm (#95)
  6. Brother of Dragons chose: Syrio Forel (#96)

Round 17

  1. Brother of Dragons chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#97)
  2. Password is Taco chose: Three-eyed raven (#98)
  3. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Salladhor Saan (#99)
  4. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: Benjen Stark (#100)
  5. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Brynden Tully (Blackfish) (#101)
  6. Long live the Starks chose: Anguy (#102)

Round 18

  1. Long live the Starks chose: Anya Waynwood (#103)
  2. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Vance Corbray (#104)
  3. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: Donnel Waynwood (#105)
  4. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Illyrio Mopatis (#106)
  5. Password is Taco chose: Greatjon Umber (#107)
  6. Brother of Dragons chose: Ser Boros Blount (#108)

Round 19

  1. Brother of Dragons chose: Shagga (#109)
  2. Password is Taco chose: Mord (#110)
  3. Drogon's Baby Back Ribs chose: Daughter of the Myraham's Captain (#111)
  4. reek reek it rhymes with fleek chose: Chella (#112)
  5. Theon's Sausage Company chose: Timett (#113)
  6. Long live the Starks chose: Maege Mormont (#114)

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Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

Kills
Trystane orders Areo Hotah to return an elbow to Bronn's face in light-hearted retribution, as his punishment for the "fleabite" Bronn gave to him in the Water Gardens. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Areo delivers a stiff elbow to the face of Bronn, as ordered by Trystane Martell. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Stannis sacrifices his own daughter Shireen to the Lord of Light, allowing the red priestess Melisandre to burn her at the stake. (Kill of Named Character)
33:57 (+10) Melisandre:
Melisandre burns Shireen Baratheon at the stake after convincing Stannis that her king's blood must be sacrificed. "It will all be over soon, Princess." (Kill of Named Character)
Jorah plunges a dagger into the heart of the long-axe-wielding pit fighter. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah does a somersault and then stabs his sword through the stomach of the pit fighter, named as the "Meereenese Champion" earlier. (Kill of Named Character)
Jorah throws a spear into the gallery, killing a Son of the Harpy who had been sneaking up behind Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario kills two Sons of the Harpy as they reveal themselves and try to attack Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario kills another Son of the Harpy while defending Daenerys in the fighting pit gallery. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah kills a Son of the Harpy with his dagger as he makes his way over to help protect Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tyrion picks a dagger up from the ground and slits the throat of a Son of the Harpy who attempts to attack Missandei. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs a Son of the Harpy who attempts to ambush Daenerys in the fighting pit escape tunnel. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah cuts down two enemies as Daenerys' group becomes encircled by the Sons of the Harpy mob. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario cuts down four enemies as Daenerys' group becomes encircled by the Sons of the Harpy mob. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon crushes two Sons of the Harpy as he lands in the fighting pits. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon catches a Son of the Harpy who attempts to charge Daenerys, ripping him in half and flinging the pieces to opposite ends of the fighting pit. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon shoots flames at a group of five Sons of the Harpy, engulfing them in flames. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon's second flame engulfs four Sons of the Harpy and an Unsullied soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon's third flame engulfs two Sons of the Harpy and two of the old Masters. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon grabs a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy, slamming him into the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs through a Son of the Harpy in the fighting pit. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario slices a Son of the Harpy with his arakh in the middle of the fighting pits. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario throws his dagger into the stomach of a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Ramsay and his band of "twenty men" sneak into Stannis Baratheon's camp in the middle of the night and set fire to the Baratheon food and war supplies.
Ser Davos: "They were in and out before anyone spotted them. Burnt our food stores to the ground, all our siege weapons destroyed."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Stannis overrules Ser Davos's protests, and orders him away to Castle Black.
Ser Davos: "The King's Hand should never abandon the king, especially in time of war."
Stannis: "You're not abandoning me. You're obeying a command ... Ride for Castle Black. Don't come back empty-handed."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Stannis denies Ser Davos' plead to escort the royal family back to Castle Black.
Davos: "Your Grace, perhaps Queen Selyse and Princess Shireen could accompany me."
Stannis: "My family stays with me."
Davos: "At least let me take Shireen. A siege is no place for a little girl."
Stannis: "My family stays with me."
(Politics - uncategorized)
King Tommen has apparently sent orders for his sister Myrcella to return to King's Landing, which Doran Martell reluctantly agrees to. "King Tommen insists on his sister's return to the capital? ... I cannot disobey my king's command." (Politics - uncategorized)
Doran agrees to Tommen's request that Myrcella return to Dorne, over the angry protestations of Ellaria. (Politics - uncategorized)
Doran secures a seat on the Small Council for his son Trystane.
Doran Martell: "My brother was named to the Small Council before his death. Your father understood the importance of keeping Dorne in the fold. With Oberyn gone, Trystane will take his place on the small council."
Jaime Lannister: "You have my word."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Arya discovers Ser Meryn's pedophilic sexual tastes. (Politics - uncategorized)
Ellaria Sand breaks down and becomes a follower of Doran Martell again. "You can swear your allegiance to me now... or you can die." (Politics - uncategorized)
Melisandre has convinced Stannis Baratheon to offer up his daughter Shireen for a sacrifice of her "king's blood". (Politics - uncategorized)
Stannis overrules his wife Selyse's last second change of heart on the sacrifice of Shireen.
Selyse Baratheon: "We can't."
Stannis: "There's no other way. She has king's blood."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Jon: "You have a good heart, Jon Snow. It'll get us all killed." (Witty Insult)
Jaime criticizes Myrcella's revealing attire in Doran Martell's court:
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold."
(Witty Insult)
Myrcella fires back at Jaime about her acclimation to the weather and culture of Dorne.
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold."
Myrcella: "Not at all. The Dornish climate agrees with me."
(Funny Line)
Ellaria pours her glass of wine onto the carpet, in protest of Doran Martell's toast to King Tommen. (Witty Insult)
to Doran Martell: "No wonder you can't stand. You have no spine." (Witty Insult)
after Ellaria Sand insults him: "You are mother to four of my nieces, girls I love very much. For their sake, I hope you live a long and happy life. Speak to me that way again, and you won't." (Witty Insult)
Nymeria taunts her half-sister Tyene as she dominates her in the slapping game 17 times in a row.
"Why do we play? I'm better than you. I'll always... *slap* ...be better than you. Have I ever missed? Once? *slap* I don't think I have, I can't *slap* recall. You must love humiliation. *slap* Or pain. *slap* Which do you love most, humiliation or *slap* ...pain? That one hurt, didn't it? *slap*"
(Witty Insult)
Areo Hotah; "Prince Doran, Ser Bronn of the Blackwater."
Doran: "I didn't realize there were 'knights' of the Blackwater"
(Witty Insult)
16:43 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime Lannister: "Prince Trystane here is a man of mercy. He's agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good."
(Funny Line)
Jaime: "[Trystane Martell] has agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good."
[Areo Hotah possibly breaks Bronn's jaw with an elbow to the face]
Doran: "...Perhaps some soup instead."
(Witty Insult)
Mace attempts to rouse the Iron Banker Tycho Nestoris into song after their successful agreement on the Seven Kingdoms' finances.
Mace: "We should celebrate."
Tycho: "I'm afraid I still have a good deal of work to do."
Mace: "Oh, nonsense. Work's over. Do you sing?"
Tycho: "I don't have that gift."
Mace: "Oh, it's not a gift. It's a skill. Anyone can learn it.
? So give me a kiss by the Long Canal ?
? And give me two kisses in Salty Town ?
? For we're going to die tomorrow ?
? The bareheaded beggar, the king with his crown... ?"
(Funny Line)
to the Braavosi brothel manager, after she brings out a young servant girl for Ser Meryn: "You'll have a fresh one for me tomorrow." (Threat)
Arya Stark: "The thin man wasn't hungry today."
Jaqen: "Perhaps that is why a man is thin."
(Funny Line)
to Ellaria Sand: "I believe in second chances. I don't believe in third chances." (Threat)
as she observes Jaime writing a letter: "You write like a seven-year-old." (Witty Insult)
Daenerys puts down Hizdahr's proclamations about his knowledge of the pit fighters: "Has your experience ever involved any actual fighting? You. Yourself. Have you ever killed another man who was trying to kill you?" (Witty Insult)
Daario talks about his history in the fighting pits: "But the pile of angry muscles (strong and slow pit fighters) never had any muscles here, or... *points dagger at Hizdahr's head* here. And the big men were always too slow to stop my dagger from going where their muscles weren't."

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(Witty Insult)
Hizdahr zo Loraq: "You don't approve (of the fighting pits)?"
Tyrion: "There's always been more than enough death in the world for my taste. I can do without it in my leisure time."
(Funny Line)
Hizdahr zo Loraq, as the dead pit fighter is dragged away: "That... is a vital part of the great city of Meereen, which existed long before you or I, and will remain standing long after we have returned to the dirt."
Tyrion: "My father would have liked you."
(Witty Insult)
to Hizdahr zo Loraq: "Well said. You're an eloquent man. Doesn't mean you're wrong. In my experience, eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles." (Witty Insult)
Hizdahr zo Loraq: "Your Grace-"
Daario: "Shut your mouth."
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Doran drinks after proposing a toast to Jaime Lannister. "Let us drink to Tommen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime drinks after Doran Martell proposes a toast. "Let us drink to Tommen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Trystane drinks after Areo Hotah carries out his order to knock out Bronn with his elbow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ser Meryn drinks as he chooses a prostitute in the Braavosi brothel. "Too old.' (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Ser Meryn chooses the young servant girl in the brothel, after running through the set of regulars who were all "too old." (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Shireen is burned at the stake by the red priestess Melisandre, after her father Stannis agrees to sacrifice her for the supposed magic of her king's blood. (Death)
Hizdahr is stabbed to death by the Sons of the Harpy as they mount an attack on the fighting pits. (Death)
+1 for Barristan Selmy, +1 for Maester Aemon, +1 for Mance Rayder, +1 for Janos Slynt, +1 for White Walker (Samurai, formerly mislabeled Hobo), +1 for The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt), +1 for Loboda, +1 for White Rat, +1 for Mossador, +1 for Karsi
Special
Ellaria: "You love her very much, don't you?"
Jaime: "Of course, she's my niece."
Ellaria: "I wasn't talking about her."
(Special)
"Hear us now, my Lord. For you, we offer up this girl, that you may cleanse her with your fire and that its light may lead our way. Accept this token of our faith, my Lord, and lead us from the darkness. Lord of Light, show us the way. Lord of Light, protect us. For the night is dark and full of terrors." (Special)
Daario stares dreamily into Daenerys' eyes while talking about his past as a pit fighter: "Yes, whenever I saw a beast like that one standing across from me making his beast faces, I knew I could rest easy." (Special)