Results for Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

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Glasses of Wine Consumed Points
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Acts of Intercourse Points
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Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

Kills
In the middle of the night, Jorah knocks out a fisherman with a haymaker and steals his boat. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
31:03 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn kills a snake slithering next to Jaime's head. "Breakfast." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
34:30 (+4) Bronn:
Bronn attacks the Dornish riders, throwing his dagger into the throat of one and stabbing another with his sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
34:44 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn cuts down the horse of one of the Dornish riders. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
34:58 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn cuts down the fourth Dornish rider in the background, as Jaime fights with the third. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime catches the sabre of the Dornish rider in his metal hand, allowing him to retrieve his sword and stab him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Obara throws her spear through the head of the merchant who smuggled Jaime and Bronn into Dorne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:06 (+12) Grey Worm :
Greyworm fights against the Sons of Harpy mob that ambushes his Unsullied patrol, killing 6 of them.
1. Blunt trauma to the torso with the edge of his shield.
2. Spear slash across the face
3. Stabbed through with spear
4. Slit throat with own short sword after pinning Grey Worm against the wall
5. Spear slash across the back of the neck, after getting pinned against the wall
6. Spear slash across the face
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm kills 3 more Sons of the Harpy as the ambush on his Unsullied patrol continues, suffering a dagger stab to the chest in the process
1. Spear stab while on the ground
2. Impaled onto the blunt end of Grey Worm's spear, which protrudes from the body of the first Son of the Harpy
3. Throat stabbed and slit with the dagger that Grey Worm pulls out of his chest
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
An injured and flailing Grey Worm fends off a mob of Sons of the Harpy that closes in on him, until Barristan Selmy arrives to help fight. He kills 4 more.
1. Spear stab through the stomach
2. Spear stab through the stomach
3. Strike to the stomach as the other half of the mob exits to engage Ser Barristan
4. Stabbed in the background while Barristan fights
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Barristan arrives to the scene of the Unsullied ambush. He cuts down 15 of the Sons of the Harpy in an attempt to save Grey Worm, but is eventually cut down by the mob.
1. Slashed across the back as Barristan arrives
2. Slashed across the stomach as the mob engages
3. Slashed across the side after his first strike is parried
4. Held in place by Barristan to receive a stab from a fellow Son of the Harpy
5. Slashed across the chest
6. Sliced through the stomach
7. Sliced across the back
8. Stabbed through the stomach
9. Beheaded from behind
10. Slashed through with an uppercut swing
11. Stabbed through the stomach
12. Slashes across the stomach
13. Slashes after stabbing Barristan's leg
14. Stabbed through while Barristan is kneeling on the ground
15. Stabbed simultaneously while another stabs Barristan through the stomach (mostly obscured behind the surviving fighter)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm uses his remaining strength to stab the last Son of the Harpy, right before he is able to slit Barristan Selmy's throat. He then collapses next to the injured Barristan. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Cersei meets with the High Sparrow, naming him as the new High Septon and granting him an army - the Faith Militant.
Cersei: "...an army in service to the Gods themselves. And to you, of course, as the chosen representative of the Seven."
High Sparrow: "An honor I've never expected. Or indeed, ever wished for."
Cersei: "Which is why you were chosen."
(Politics - uncategorized)
The Faith Militant captures Loras as a prisoner.
Lancel Lannister: "Ser Loras, of House Tyrell. You have broken the laws of Gods and Men."
Loras Tyrell: "Who do you think you are?"
Lancel Lannister: "Justice."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Lancel leads a troop of Sparrows to arrest Loras for his homosexuality.
Lancel: "Ser Loras, of House Tyrell. You have broken the laws of Gods and Men."
Loras Tyrell: "Who do you think you are?"
Lancel: "Justice."
(Politics - uncategorized)
The Sparrows have Ser Loras seized after receiving a tip from Cersei about his homosexuality: "Ser Loras of House Tyrell, you have broken the laws of Gods and Men." (Politics - uncategorized)
Cersei betrays the Tyrells, exposing Ser Loras' homosexuality to the High Sparrow and causing him to be arrested. (Politics - uncategorized)
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Samwell convinces Jon to sign a letter requesting recruits from Roose Bolton. "We swore to be the Watchers on the Wall. We can't watch the Wall with 50 men. And we can't get more men without help from the Warden of the North." (Politics - uncategorized)
Nymeria whips off a barrel concealing the captain that smuggled Jaime and Bronn into Dorne. He was captured after attempting to sell this information to Obara Sand. (Politics - uncategorized)
Obara discovers that Jaime has arrived in Dorne after interrogating the ship captain who smuggled him in. "A ship's captain who found me in Planky Town, claiming he had information to sell. He told me he smuggled Jaime Lannister into Dorne." (Politics - uncategorized)
The Sand Snakes - Obara, Nymeria, and Tyene - agree to follow Ellaria on her mission to capture and kill Myrcella. "You must choose... Doran's way, and peace... or my way, and war." (Politics - uncategorized)
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Tyrion figures out that his captor is Jorah Mormont, and deduces the backstory behind their falling out. "A highborn knight from the North of Westeros, down on his luck in Essos. Dragon epaulets, bear sigil breastplate. You're Jorah Mormont." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
3:52 (+3) Bronn:
"There's nothing like a good fight to get you in the mood for fucking. And there's nothing like a fuck-mad Dornish girl to clear your head for the next fight." (Funny Line)
After Cersei sends Lord Mace Tyrell away to Braavos to negotiate with the Iron Bank:
Grand Maester Pycelle "The small council getting smaller and smaller..."
Cersei "Not small enough."
(Threat)
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"You know nothing, Jon Snow." (Witty Insult)
Stannis: "Are you lonely?"
Shireen: "Just bored."
Stannis: "My father used to tell me that boredom indicates a lack of inner resources."
(Witty Insult)
Shireen: "I like it (here at Castle Black). I thought I'd be left at home. I know mother didn't want to bring me."
Stannis: "Why'd you say that?"
Shireen: "She told me, 'I don't want to bring you.'"
(Funny Line)
33:40 (+3) Bronn:
Dornish Rider: "You're from King's Landing."
Bronn: "Accent gave me away? Flea Bottom, whelped and whipped."
(Funny Line)
34:46 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime, after knocking one of the Dornish riders off his horse: "That one should be slow enough." (Funny Line)
after asking Bronn to bury the bodies of the Dornish riders: "I can't dig very well with one hand. Not at all, really." (Funny Line)
"MRPPHM MRPPPHM MPRMPRPHM MPRPHPM MPRPRHPHMMM MMHRRM MPHRRM... thank you." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "I can't sleep without wine."
Jorah: "Then stay awake."
(Funny Line)
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Daario Naharis: "I think I could protect you from Hizdahr zo Loraq"
Daenerys: "I think *I* could protect me from Hizdahr zo Loraq"
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Jaime takes a swig while below the deck of the merchant vessel that is smuggling him to Dorne. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
4:22 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks while below deck of the merchant ship smuggling him and Jaime into Dorne. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
The Faith Militant invades Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment, interrupting a customer and prostitute. (Act of Intercourse)
The Faith Militant invades Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment, interrupting a threesome with a customer and two prostitutes. (Act of Intercourse)
19:50 (+10) Melisandre:
Melisandre visits the Lord Commander's chambers and undresses herself, in an attempt to woo Jon Snow. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
+0 for Mance Rayder, +0 for Janos Slynt, +0 for White Rat, +0 for Mossador
Special
Jaime: "We're not kidnapping their princess. We're rescuing my niece, bringing her back to her family."
Bronn: "Your niece?"
(Special)
Mace volunteers to make debt payments to the Iron Bank on behalf of the King: "House Tyrell could front the gold, and the Crown would pay us back in time, or I'd have words with my daughter! ..." (Special)
Cersei pours a glass of wine during her meeting with the High Sparrow, though he refuses.
Cersei: "The old High Septon would have asked the vintage."
High Sparrow: "I could say that our minds are temples to the Seven and should be kept pure. But the truth is, I don't like the taste."
(Special)
10:26 (+3) Olyvar:
Olyvar grabs a Sparrow as they invade Littlefinger's brothel, and gets elbowed in the face. "This is Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment!" (Special)
Samwell prepares a set of raven letters to various Lords requesting recruits for the Night's Watch. (Special)
Littlefinger kisses Sansa in the crypts of Winterfell, as they say their goodbyes before Littlefinger's trip back to King's Landing. (Special)
Bronn gives a raised eye to Jaime as he rows the both of them to shore in Dorne. Jaime raises his metal hand in response. (Special)
Jaime catches the sword of the Dornish rider in metal hand, allowing him to counter and stab him through the heart. (Special)