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13.5 roto pts (t-#1)
Z-Score: 0 (percentile: 50%)
Weeks at #1: 0.5
Categories won:
Best Week: None (+0 roto points)
Team MVP: Tyrion Lannister (picked #5, 160 points, 0% of team total)

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
The third of the Lannister children, Tyrion is a dwarf who loves to whore and drink.
#5 160 2 6 36 70 40 0 0 6 0
The head of House Stark. Ned rules as Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North.
#1 89 22 27 3 20 0 0 11 6 0
The bastard son of Ned Stark - he is the outcast of the Stark children and despised by Lady Stark.
#8 77 15 9 3 5 0 0 0 45 0
Queen of the Seven Kingdoms - she rules alongside King Robert Baratheon.
#4 54 0 3 15 10 20 0 0 6 0
Totals 380 39 45 57 105 60 0 11 63 0

Roster

charId Character Special
1
The head of House Stark. Ned rules as Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North.
2x points for mentions that "Winter is coming"
+1 point each time he brandishes his greatsword, Ice
18
Queen of the Seven Kingdoms - she rules alongside King Robert Baratheon.
* +1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured
* +1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
17
The third of the Lannister children, Tyrion is a dwarf who loves to whore and drink.
* +1 point each time he is denied a drink
* +1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender)
39
The bastard son of Ned Stark - he is the outcast of the Stark children and despised by Lady Stark.
* +1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw
* +1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence
* Ghost's actions contribute to his points.
Kills
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
Ned executes the Night's Watch deserter, Will. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
Ned executes Sansa's direwolf, Lady, after Cersei demands retribution for the wounds Joffrey suffered in his attack on Arya and Nymeria. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
21:47 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon breaks Grenn's nose while training at Castle Black. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
Tyrion repeatedly bludgeons a hill tribesman to death with the tip of a shield during the ambush on the road to the Eyrie. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Ned kills one of Jaime Lannister's men as they are attacked outside of Littlefinger's brothel. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
26:07 (+10) Jon Snow:
Jon throws a burning lamp to kill the wight formerly known as Othor, the Night's Watch ranger. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
As he prepares to execute the Night's Watch deserter:
Ned: "Tell Bran he's coming too."
Catelyn: "Ned. Ten is too young to see such things."
Ned: "He won't be a boy forever. And winter is coming."
(Politics - uncategorized)
to Benjen at the feast: "Winter is coming." (Politics - uncategorized)
Ned agrees to become Robert's Hand of the King. (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
to Arya. "You were born in the long summer, you've never known anything else. But now Winter is truly coming." (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
Robert makes Ned the Hand of the King again. "Put on the badge. And if you ever take it off again I swear to the Mother I'll pin the damn thing on Jaime Lannister." (Politics - uncategorized)
Bronn volunteers to defend Tyrion in the Trial by Combat. "I'll stand for the dwarf." (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
Cersei becomes Queen Regent to Joffrey after Robert's death. (Politics - uncategorized)
Robert on his deathbed: "I hereby command Eddard of House Stark... titles, titles... to serve as Lord Regent and Protector of the Realm upon my death." (Politics - uncategorized)
36:30 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon is assigned as a Steward of the Night's Watch. (Politics - uncategorized)
46:34 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon recites his Night's Watch vows in front of the heart tree north of the Wall. "Night gathers and now my watch begins." (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 9: Baelor
11:36 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jeor Mormont gifts the ancestral sword of his house, the Valyrian bastard sword Longclaw, to Jon Snow. (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
Tyrion is appointed Hand of the King by Tywin
Tywin: "... and you will head to King's Landing."
Tyrion "And do what?"
Tywin: "Rule. You will serve as Hand of the King in my stead. You will bring that boy King to heel and his mother too, if needs be."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
Ned agrees to allow the Stark children to keep the orphaned direwolf pups. "You will train them yourselves. You will feed them yourselves. And if they die, you will bury them yourselves." (Threat)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
while disciplining Joffrey: "One word, and I hit you again."
Joffrey: "I'm telling mothe-" *SLAP*
(Threat)
After Tyrion lays the slapfest on Joffrey:
Hound: "The prince will remember that, little lord."
Tyrion: "I hope so. If he forgets, be a good dog and remind him."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
24:44 (+3) Jon Snow:
Grenn: "You broke my nose, bastard."
Jon: \[looks at nose\] "It's an improvement."
(Witty Insult)
Yoren: "And what about you my Lord, what's the strangest thing you've eaten?"
Tyrion: "Do Dornish girls count?"
(Funny Line)
Benjen: "The Night's Watch is a joke to you, is it? Is that what we are Lannister, an army of jesters in black?"
Tyrion: "You don't have enough men to be an army, and aside from Yoren here, none of you are particularly funny."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
Bran: "I'm not a cripple."
Tyrion: "Then I'm not a dwarf. My father will rejoice to hear it!"
(Comeback)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
Catelyn: "The dagger foun-"
Tyrion: "What sort of imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade?"
Rodrik: "Shall I gag him?"
Tyrion: "Why, am I starting to make sense?"
(Comeback)
Bronn: "You need a woman. Nothing like a woman after a fight."
Tyrion: [looking at Lady Stark] "Well, I'm willing if she is."
(Funny Line)
to Robert: "I'm sorry your marriage to Ned Stark didn't work out. You seemed so good together." (Witty Insult)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
to Robert: "I should wear the armor, and you the gown." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion confesses his "crimes" to the court at the Eyrie. "When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew, I flogged the one-eyed snake..." (Funny Line)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
on her wedding night with Robert: "Then that night he crawled on top of me, stinking of wine, and did what he did what little he could do." (Witty Insult)
to Ned: "When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground." (Threat)
"Is this meant to be your shield, Lord Stark? A piece of paper." *rips up Robert's letter* (Threat)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
Shagga: "How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?"
Tyrion: "In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock."
(Funny Line)
to Shagga: "Are those the best weapons you could steal? Good enough for killing sheep, if the sheep don't fight back. Lannister smiths shit better steel." (Witty Insult)
Tywin: "Your brother would never have submitted to capture so meekly."
Tyrion: "We have our differences, Jaime and I. He is braver. I am better looking."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
Tyrion chugs down a mug while he is with Ros at the brothel in Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion takes a sip from his flask to "prepare for a night with the Stark family" outside the feast at Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
A drink at breakfast. "Bread. And two of those little fish. And a mug of dark beer to wash it down." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
28:37 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks from Tyrion's wineskin while they talk on the way to the Wall. "Everything's better with some wine in the belly." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
Tyrion drinks while chatting with Yoren and Benjen Stark. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks after a refill from Yoren. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while speaking with Maester Aemon and Lord Commander Mormont. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
Ned drinks during a meeting of the Small Council. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
Robert pours Ned a glass. "Drink. Your King commands it." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Cersei drinks while commiserating with Robert about their marriage and the realm. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
Ned drinks from the flask that Varys smuggles down to him. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 9: Baelor
Ned drinks from the flask that Varys smuggles to him in the dungeons. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks during the Lannister host's war planning. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks during his first meeting with Shae. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "You killed your first man before you were 12."
Bronn: "It was a woman."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "You once loved a woman many years ago but it turned out badly so you never let yourself love again."
Tyrion: "Oh wait, that's me."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "Your mother was a whore."
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "Your father left the family when you were very young, never to return."
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion: "Have we established the rules about lying?"
Shae: "Drink!"
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "I don't believe the life of the Silent Sisters is for you. So what's a lowborn girl to do?"
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
Tyrion drinks during a discussion with his father Tywin. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
Jaime finds Tyrion with Ros at the brothel in Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
Jaime needs Tyrion to hurry up so he won't be alone at the Winterfell feast - he invites three more whores for Tyrion at the brothel in Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
Bran stumbles on Jaime and Cersei in the watchtower. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
Tyrion exposes himself to the elements to piss from atop the Wall. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Episode 9: Baelor
Tyrion with Shae in his tent, after meeting her for the first time. "And I want you to fuck me like it's my last night in this world... which it may well be." (Act of Intercourse)
Tyrion and Shae round two after Tyrion tells the story of his former wife. Bronn awkwardly leaves the tent. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
Cersei with her cousin Lancel: "Stop talking. Get back into bed." (Act of Intercourse)
Tyrion with Shae after he invites her to King's Landing with her
Tyrion: "because the King needs a Hand, and the Hand needs-"
Shae: "I know what a Hand needs."
(Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Episode 9: Baelor
Ned is beheaded as a traitor at the Sept of Baelor. (Death)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
+1 for Eddard Stark
Special
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
Ned unsheathes his Valyrian greatsword, Ice, to execute the deserter of the Night's Watch. (Special)
Ned sharpens his Valyrian greatsword, Ice, in the Godswood of Winterfell. (Special)
42:43 (+9) Jon Snow:
Tyrion: "And you, you're Ned Stark's bastard, aren't you?"
...
Tyrion: "Did I offend you? Sorry. You are the bastard though?"
Jon Snow: "Lord Eddard Stark is my father."
Tyrion: "and Lady Stark is not your mother. Making you... the bastard."
(Special)
43:06 (+3) Jon Snow:
Tyrion: "Let me give you some advice, bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor. Then it can never be used to hurt you." (Special)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
27:44 (+3) Jon Snow:
Tyrion: "And you? What's your story, bastard?" (Special)
27:56 (+3) Jon Snow:
Tyrion: "A bastard boy, with nothing to inherit. Off to join the ancient order of the Night's Watch." (Special)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
22:00 (+3) Jon Snow:
"Pyp. Do you think Ned Stark's bastard bleeds like the rest of us?" (Special)
24:44 (+3) Jon Snow:
Grenn: "You broke my nose, bastard." (Special)
Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
8:10 (+3) Jon Snow:
Alliser Thorne, after Jon steps in to defend Sam: "Looks like the bastard's in love." (Special)
8:20 (+3) Jon Snow:
"You two. Three of you ought to be sufficient to make lady piggy squeal. All you've got to do is get past the bastard." (Special)
40:23 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon: "And why's my surname Snow?"
Samwell: "Because you're a bastard from the North."
(Special)
Tyrion offers up a coin to anyone at the inn who will give him the room. Bronn accepts.
Tyrion: "Is there nothing I can do ... [holds up coin] ... to remedy this?"
Bronn : "You can have my room."
Tyrion: "There's a clever man."
(Special)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
Tyrion tosses his bag of gold to Mord, as promised. (Special)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
Cersei is confronted by Ned in the gardens.
Cersei: "My brother's worth a thousand of your friend."
Ned: "Your brother, or your lover?"
(Special)
Cersei: "Do you love your children?"
Ned: "With all my heart."
Cersei: "No more than I love mine."
Ned: "And they're all Jaime's."
(Special)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
22:50 (+6) Jon Snow:
Alliser: "Now there's a rare sight. Not only a bastard, but a traitor's bastard." (Special)
23:13 (+3) Jon Snow:
After Ser Alliser goads Jon into attacking him: "Blood will always tell. You'll hang for this, bastard." (Special)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
44:52 (+3) Jon Snow:
Lord Commander Mormont: "So I'll only ask you once, Lord Snow - are you a brother of the Nights Watch, or a bastard boy who wants to play at war?" (Special)