Liloan Wildlings

Harrenhal Blades (Public #514)

Owner: jobrealramos

4-6, 961 pts
Points Z-Score: 1.493 (percentile: 93.25%)
Weeks at #1: 1
Categories won: Kills (621), Special (153)
Best Week: Episode 10: The Winds of Winter (+638 points)
Team MVP: Cersei Lannister (picked #4, 659 points, 68.57% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-1

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen. Afflicted by a rare water allergy.
#4 659 598 9 10 15 15 0 12 0
The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.
#29 104 0 0 0 0 0 5 99 0
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three bastard children, the supposed sons and daughters of the late King Robert Baratheon. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, and recently returns from a mission to Dorne to rescue his daughter/niece, Myrcella Baratheon.
#5 97 15 30 10 0 30 0 12 0
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys Targaryen's most trusted advisors before his banishment. He returned to her service during a revolt in the fighting pits of Meereen, and now travels with Daario Naharis to rescue Daenerys, who has disappeared along with one of her dragons, Drogon.
#20 21 0 3 0 0 0 0 18 0
The wife of King Tommen Baratheon and Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. Her increasing influence over the young king have put at her odds against his mother, Cersei Lannister.
#21 14 0 0 0 0 9 5 0 0
A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.
#13 29 8 9 0 0 6 0 6 0
Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his legitimized bastard son.
#12 23 0 9 0 0 6 5 3 0
A former master-of-arms and acting Commander of the Night's Watch, Thorne narrowly lost the Lord Commander choosing to Jon Snow in S5. He later led a mutiny of disgruntled Night's Watch members against Jon Snow, stabbing and leaving him for dead.
#28 14 0 0 0 0 6 5 3 0
Totals 961 621 60 20 15 72 20 153 0

Roster

charId Character Special
18
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen. Afflicted by a rare water allergy.
+1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured
+1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her
2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
19
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three bastard children, the supposed sons and daughters of the late King Robert Baratheon. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, and recently returns from a mission to Dorne to rescue his daughter/niece, Myrcella Baratheon.
+1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand
+1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation
+1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him
2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
86
Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his legitimized bastard son.
+1 politics point for lectures given to his son Ramsay
9
A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.
+1 point every time someone references her size/masculinity/attractiveness.
32
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys Targaryen's most trusted advisors before his banishment. He returned to her service during a revolt in the fighting pits of Meereen, and now travels with Daario Naharis to rescue Daenerys, who has disappeared along with one of her dragons, Drogon.
+1 point when he explains to someone he has Greyscale
+1 point in each scene that Jorah serves as an encyclopedia for Essos culture.
+1 point each time he gets friendzoned
57
The wife of King Tommen Baratheon and Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. Her increasing influence over the young king have put at her odds against his mother, Cersei Lannister.
+1 point every time she interlocks arms with someone while walking.
43
A former master-of-arms and acting Commander of the Night's Watch, Thorne narrowly lost the Lord Commander choosing to Jon Snow in S5. He later led a mutiny of disgruntled Night's Watch members against Jon Snow, stabbing and leaving him for dead.
+1 point every time he address Jon Snow as "Lord Snow".
185
The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.
+1 point for every on-screen step he takes
Kills
Episode 1: The Red Woman
15:49 (+2) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne cuts down the first Bolton soldier on horseback as she and Podrick rush in to save Sansa Stark. "It's a bloody woman!" (Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:22 (+2) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne cuts down the second Bolton soldier who stupidly dismounts his horse to engage an enemy he's knocked to the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:31 (+2) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne cuts down the horse of a Bolton soldier, pinning the soldier's leg (Kill of Unnamed Character)
17:00 (+2) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne ruthlessly slits the throat of a Bolton soldier pinned under his own horse. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
2:50 (+10) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime slays the Mad King Aerys II during one of Bran's flashback visions. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
21:39 (+2) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime clobbers Black Walder with his golden hand, leaving him with a severe bruise to the cheek.

Jaime: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?"
Black Walder: "I don't give a rat's-" *smack*
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
submitted by bookworm13457 (approved!)
21:45 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime acquires Edmure Tully as his prisoner after taking over the Siege of Riverrun. (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
17:14 (+60) Cersei Lannister:
A candle burns down to ignite the cache of wildfire buried beneath the Sept of Baelor, creating a massive detonation that obliterates the Sept and the audience awaiting Cersei's Trial by Seven. The High Sparrow, Lancel Lannister, Kevan Lannister, Mace Tyrell, Loras Tyrell, and Margaery Tyrell perish as the wildfire explosion erupts through the floor of the Sept. (Kill of Named Character)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
17:15 (+452) Cersei Lannister:
A candle burns down to ignite the cache of wildfire buried beneath the Sept of Baelor, creating a massive detonation that obliterates the Sept and the audience awaiting Cersei's Trial by Seven. Along with the High Sparrow, Small Council, and the Tyrell royal family, 226 other members of the audience perish as the wildfire explosion erupts through the floor of the Sept. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
17:30 (+4) Cersei Lannister:
Two King's Landing pedestrians are consumed in the Sept of Baelor wildfire explosion. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
17:31 (+76) Cersei Lannister:
38 pedestrians in the square outside the Sept of Baelor are overrun as the explosion of wildfire spills outward onto the streets of King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
17:36 (+6) Cersei Lannister:
A King's Landing pedestrian is crushed by a bell jettisoned from the explosion at the Sept of Baelor. Two other pedestrians are also destroyed as the alley becomes engulfed in wildfire. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: The Red Woman
12:00 (+3) Roose Bolton:
to Ramsay: "Without Sansa, you won't be able to produce an heir. And without an heir, well... let's hope the Maesters are right and Lady Walda's carrying a boy." (Threat)
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Episode 2: Home
19:08 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
High Sparrow: "You would spill blood in this holy place?"
Jaime: "Oh the Gods won't mind. They spill more blood than the rest of us combined."
(Threat)
29:03 (+3) Roose Bolton:
Ramsay: "They obviously had help."
Roose: "I didn't think Lady Sansa killed them all by herself."
(Funny Line)
submitted by Reaper (approved!)
31:58 (+3) Roose Bolton:
to Ramsay: "If you acquire a reputation as a mad dog, you will be treated as a mad dog. Taken out back and slaughtered for pigfeed." (Threat)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
30:35 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
to Qyburn: "Does he (Gregor Clegane) understand what we're saying? I mean, to the extent that he ever understood complete sentences in the first place." (Witty Insult)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
8:18 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne: "I was Kingsguard to Renly Baratheon. Before Renly was assassinated with bloodmagic."
Nervous Davos: "That's... in the past now."
Brienne: "Yes, it's in the past. It doesn't mean I forget. *looks at Melisandre* Or forgive."
(Threat)
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20:38 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Daario: "Oh, I don't want to fight you, Jorah the Andal. What do I have to gain? If I win, I'm the shit who killed an old man. If I lose, I'm the shit who was killed by an old man."
Jorah: "You didn't get much discipline as a child, did you?"
(Witty Insult)
Episode 5: The Door
42:47 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne: "I don't like leaving you here alone."
Sansa: "With Jon?"
Brienne: "Not him. He seems trustworthy. A bit... brooding, perhaps. I suppose that's understandable, considering. The others, though. Davos and the Red Woman helped a man murder his own brother with bloodmagic... and that wildling fellow with the beard-"
(Funny Line)
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
35:18 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
to High Sparrow: "You've already insulted one great house. It won't happen twice. Every last sparrow will die before Margaery Tyrell walks down that street." (Threat)
41:32 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
"I'm being sent to deal with the Blackfish. Apparently Walder Frey can't manage it on his own because he's 400 years old." (Witty Insult)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
18:15 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Bronn: "Now that is a sorry attempt at a siege. Someone needs to teach those sad twats how to dig trenches."
Jaime: "Someone certainly does."
(Funny Line)
21:29 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
to Black Walder: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?" (Threat)
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Episode 8: No One
12:53 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Lancel Lannister: "Order your man (Gregor Clegane) to step aside, or there will be violence."
Cersei: "... I choose violence."
(Threat)
14:01 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
Podrick Payne: "Looks like a siege, my lady."
Brienne: "You have a keen military mind, Pod."
(Witty Insult)
16:31 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
on Sansa Stark: "In my experience, girls like her don't live very long." (Witty Insult)
31:18 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Edmure Tully: "Do you imagine yourself a decent person? ... After you've massacred my family. Kept me in a cell for years. Stolen our lands."
Jaime: "I'll remind you that our houses are at war. I'm sorry if this conflict has inconvenienced you, but rebelling against the Crown does have consequences."
(Witty Insult)
34:35 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
to Edmure Tully: "I'll send for your baby boy. And I'll launch him into Riverrun with a catapult. Because you don't matter to me, Lord Edmure. Your son doesn't matter to me. The people in the castle don't matter to me. Only Cersei." (Threat)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
21:10 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Septa Unella: "This is Ser Gregor Clegane. He's quiet, too. Your Gods have forsaken you. This is your god now."
(Threat)
21:49 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
as she locks Septa Unella in with Gregor Clegane: "Shame. Shame. Shame." (Witty Insult)
26:10 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Walder Frey: "Fear is a marvelous thing."
Jaime: "They don't fear the Freys, though. They fear the Lannisters. We gave you the Riverlands to hold the Riverlands. If we have to ride north and take them back for you every time you lose them, why do we need you?"
(Witty Insult)
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Acts of Intercourse
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
43:08 (+10) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime and Cersei get it on after hot and heavy dirty talk about the power of House Lannister and destroying their enemies. "They've made us both stronger, all of them. They have no idea how strong we are. No idea what we're going to do to them. We've always been together. We'll always be together." (Act of Intercourse)
43:08 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei and Jaime get it on after hot and heavy dirty talk about the power of House Lannister and destroying their enemies. "They've made us both stronger, all of them. They have no idea how strong we are. No idea what we're going to do to them. We've always been together. We'll always be together." (Act of Intercourse)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: Home
19:25 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes a sip while speaking with her son Tommen. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Episode 8: No One
11:15 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks in her chambers as Qyburn arrives to deliver a request from the Faith Militant. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
17:51 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks as she watches the wildfire explosion engulf the Sept of Baelor from the safety of her chambers in the Red Keep. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Political Wins
Episode 1: The Red Woman
8:13 (+3) Alliser Thorne:
Ser Alliser defends his treason against Lord Commander Jon Snow, and convinces the Night's Watch to side with him.

"You're right! We've committed treason, all of us. Jon Snow was my Lord Commander. I had no love for him. That was no secret. But I never once disobeyed an order. Loyalty is the foundation on which the Night's Watch is built. And the Watch means everything to me. I have given my life, we have all given our lives to the Night's Watch. Jon Snow was going to destroy the Night's Watch ... He thrust a terrible choice upon us. And we made it."
(Convincing Argument)
8:13 (+3) Alliser Thorne:
Alliser takes over as de facto Commander of the Night's Watch after explaining his mutinous actions to kill Jon Snow, and winning over the crowd. (New Title)
18:16 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
After saving her from capture by the Bolton soldiers, Brienne finally convinces Sansa Stark to accept her protection.
Brienne: "Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again. I will shield your back and keep your counsel and give my life for yours if need be. I swear it, by the Old Gods and the New."
Sansa: "And I vow... that you shall always have a place by my... hearth. and..."
Podrick assist" Meat and mead at my table."
Sansa: "...meat and mead at my table. And I pledge to ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor. I swear it by the Old Gods and the New. Arise."
(Convincing Argument)
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Episode 2: Home
30:43 (+3) Roose Bolton:
Roose chastises Ramsay after his attempts to locate Sansa Stark fail.
Roose: "Half a dozen men. Your best hunters."
Ramsay: "They obviously had help."
Roose: "I didn't think Lady Sansa killed them all by herself."
(Politics Special)
32:08 (+3) Roose Bolton:
Roose gains a second son. "My Lords, Lady Walda has given birth. A boy. Red-cheeked and healthy." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
39:27 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime assists Cersei in convincing Kevan Lannister and Olenna Tyrell to march the Tyrell army into King's Landing to arrest the High Sparrow and rescue Queen Margaery. "When the High Sparrow is in custody or dead, preferably, and Margaery's back at Tommen's side, do you think the king will be angry at the outcome?" (Convincing Argument)
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39:52 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Despite their initial protests, Cersei convinces the Hand of the King Kevan Lannister and Olenna Tyrell to go with her plan to march the Tyrell army into King's Landing to arrest the High Sparrow and rescue Queen Margaery.
Kevan Lannister: "We'll have civil war. Many will die."
Olenna Tyrell: "Many will die no matter what we do. Better them than us."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
2:50 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime stabs the Mad King Aerys II in the back during one of Bran's flashback visions. (Act of Betrayal)
36:25 (+3) Margaery Tyrell:
Margaery successfully convinces Tommen to accept the Lord and Saviour High Sparrow into his heart.
High Sparrow: "Queen Margaery has already atoned for her sins by bringing another into the true light of the Seven."
(Convincing Argument)
41:32 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Despite being demoted out of the Kingsguard, Jaime is assigned a new role as head of the Lannister armies sent to deal with the Blackfish in the Riverlands. "I'm being sent to deal with the Blackfish. Apparently Walder Frey can't manage it on his own because he's 400 years old. Sent me with an army to the Riverlands and a siege that could last months." (New Title)
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42:26 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei convinces Jaime to accept Tommen's assignment to lead the Lannister army to assist Walder Frey in taking back Riverrun.

"Stand at the head of our army where you belong, where Father wanted you. Show our men where their loyalties belong. Show them what Lannisters are, what we do to our enemies. And take that stupid little castle back because it's ours and because you can."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
11:14 (+3) Margaery Tyrell:
Instead of bringing Olenna Tyrell in to repent for her sins, as she had promised the High Sparrow, Margaery secretly tips off her grandmother of her imminent danger in King's Landing, convincing her to leave the city. (Act of Betrayal)
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11:16 (+3) Margaery Tyrell:
Margaery convinces her grandmother Olenna to leave King's Landing for her own safety: "Go home. Find comfort in prayer and good works. The Mother watches over us all." (Convincing Argument)
21:55 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime takes control of the Frey siege forces surrounding Riverrun. "I'm here by the king's command to take back this castle... The siege is now under my command. The next time the Blackfish looks out from those ramparts, he'll see an army at his gates, not whatever this is." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
21:55 (+6) Jaime Lannister:
Lothar Frey and Black Walder find themselves under Jaime Lannister's command as he arrives to take over the siege forces surrounding Riverrun. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 8: No One
18:38 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne persuades Jaime Lannister to allow her to broker surrender terms with the Blackfish, who commands the Tully forces holding Riverrun.
Jaime: "I'm a Lannister. Don't ask me to betray my own house."
Brienne: "I do no such thing."
(Convincing Argument)
35:31 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime successfully convinces Edmure Tully to comply with his plan to retake Riverrun, sending him to the gates to ask for entry. (Convincing Argument)
40:00 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime is victorious in the Siege of Riverrun after his Trojan Horse, Edmure Tully, gains access to the castle and willingly opens his gates to the Lannister army. (Victorious Battle)
41:19 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime captures the castle of Riverrun. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
41:50 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
While watching from the ramparts of the newly-acquired Riverrun, Jaime spots Brienne and Podrick rowing away from the castle under the cover of night. (Secret Discovery)
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Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
17:18 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei destroys the Sept of Baelor in an explosion of wildfire, killing most of the Tyrell royal family and the King's Small Council. (Act of Betrayal)
18:22 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes Septa Unella prisoner, tying her down to a table as she tortures her. "Confess. It felt good. Beating me, starving me, frightening me, humiliating me. You didn't do it because you cared about my atonement. You did it because it felt good. ... I killed your High Sparrow, and all his little sparrows ... because it felt good to watch them burn. It felt good to imagine their shock and their pain. No thought has ever given me greater joy." (New Follower/Prisoner)
63:11 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Qyburn: "I now proclaim Cersei of the House Lannister, First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms. Long may she reign." (New Title)
Deaths
Episode 1: The Red Woman
27:43 (+5) Doran Martell:
Doran Martell bleeds out after being stabbed by Ellaria Sand. "When was the last time you left this palace? You don't know your own people. Their disgust for you. Elia Martell raped and murdered, and you did nothing. Oberyn Martell butchered, and you did nothing. You're not a Dornishman. You're not our Prince." (Death)
Episode 2: Home
33:05 (+5) Roose Bolton:
Roose is stabbed in the gut by his son Ramsay after news arrived that Fat Walda has given birth to a second son for Roose.
Roose: "You'll always be my first born."
Ramsay: "Thank you for saying that. It means a great deal to me."
(Death)
+0 for Doran Martell
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
49:37 (+5) Alliser Thorne:
Ser Alliser is hanged for his role in the assassination of Jon Snow. (Death)
+0 for Roose Bolton, +0 for Doran Martell
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
+0 for Roose Bolton, +0 for Doran Martell, +0 for Alliser Thorne
Episode 5: The Door
+0 for Roose Bolton, +0 for Doran Martell, +0 for Alliser Thorne
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
+0 for Roose Bolton, +0 for Doran Martell, +0 for Alliser Thorne
Episode 7: The Broken Man
+0 for Roose Bolton, +0 for Doran Martell, +0 for Alliser Thorne
Episode 8: No One
+0 for Roose Bolton, +0 for Doran Martell, +0 for Alliser Thorne
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
+0 for Roose Bolton, +0 for Doran Martell, +0 for Alliser Thorne
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
17:27 (+5) Margaery Tyrell:
Margaery Tyrell is engulfed as the wildfire explosion rips through the Sept of Baelor, destroying the entire section of King's Landing and killing all those inside. (Death)
+0 for Roose Bolton, +0 for Doran Martell, +0 for Alliser Thorne
Special
Episode 1: The Red Woman
11:11 (+3) Roose Bolton:
Roose gives Ramsay a lecture that it is marriages and political acumen that establish dynasties, not winning on the battlefield.

"Do you feel like a victor? I rebelled against the crown to arrange your marriage to Sansa Stark. Do you think that burning wagons in the night and mowing down tired, outnumbered Baratheons is the same as facing a prepared and provisioned Lannister army?"
(Special)
25:35 (+99) Doran Martell:
Doran 'Professor X' Martell turns out to not actually be a wheelchair-bound cripple at all - apparently he was just too lazy to walk anywhere during any part of S5. He takes thirty-two slow, gimpy steps along the way to his wheelchair. Then decides to adjust his dangling right foot for good measure, before fully sitting down.

5 steps in initial overhead scene (25:35)
7 steps to get up the stairs (25:40)
8 steps to the next set of stairs (25:47)
9 steps to the wheelchair (25:55)
3 steps to get in the wheelchair (26:06)
1 step to get his last dangling foot onto the wheelchair (26:11)
(Special)
33:27 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Daario Naharis calls out Jorah's friendzone status like he sees it:
Jorah: "I've been all over the world. There's no escaping men like us."
Daario: "There's no escaping her, eh? You keep coming back. Why?"
Jorah: "You know why."
Daario: "Isn't it frustrating wanting someone who doesn't want you back?"
(Special)
34:20 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah corrects Daario with the proper Essos terminology.
Daario: "Huh... an army?"
Jorah: "Not an army. A horde."
(Special)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
32:28 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Olenna to Cersei: "Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen, because you're not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
(Special)
32:28 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Olenna to Cersei: "Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen, because you're not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
(Special)
48:07 (+3) Alliser Thorne:
to Jon Snow: "I fought, I lost. Now I rest. But you, Lord Snow, you'll be fighting their battles forever." (Special)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
20:28 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Friendzone ribbing from alpha-male Daario
Daario Naharis: "It must make you angry, that our Queen chose me."
Jorah: "It makes me sad. You'll disappoint her before long, she'll move on."
(Special)
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21:03 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah the Explorah gives Daario this week's culture lesson on Dothraki city layout.
"The road running through the Horse Gate, they call that the Godsway. Eastern Market, Western Market. When Khal Drogo died, she was supposed to come here and join the Dosh Khaleen, the widows of the dead Khals. That's where they'll have taken her. The Temple of the Dosh Khaleen."
(Special)
25:10 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah reminds Daario about the rules of engagement in Vaes Dothrak: "If they find a body with a stab wound, the whole city will be looking for us." (Special)
Episode 5: The Door
28:19 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah admits his love for Daenerys after revealing his fatal greyscale infection. "Tyrion Lannister was right. I love you. I'll always love you. Good-bye, Khaleesi." (Special)
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Episode 7: The Broken Man
3:52 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
Septon Ray: "How many men did it take to cut you down?"
Sandor Clegane: "Just one."
Ray: "Whew... he must have been some kind of a monster."
Sandor: "He was a woman."
(Special)
21:39 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime smacks Black Walder with his golden hand as he gives a lesson on threats.

Jaime: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?"
Black Walder: "I don't give a rat's-" *smack*
(Special)
Episode 8: No One
15:09 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
As Brienne meets with Jaime inside a tent on the Lannister siege line, Bronn outs himself as Vice President of the Brienne's a Hottie Admiration Society.
Bronn: "You think they're fucking?"
Podrick: "What? No."
Bronn: "Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you? ... Well he'd (Jaime) fuck her, that's for sure. And she'd fuck him, don't you think?"
(Special)
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42:09 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
after spotting them from the castle wall, Jaime waves to Brienne and Podrick as they row away from Riverrun. (Special)
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Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
10:26 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei pours herself a glass of wine while observing the events at the Sept of Baelor from afar. (Special)
18:15 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei pours out her glass of wine over Septa Unella's face as she is bound to a table. "Confess." (Special)
18:32 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
After emptying her glass, Cersei returns to pour out an entire pitcher of wine over Septa Unella's face as she tortures her. (Special)
24:08 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Bronn converses with Jaime about the women at the Frey-Lannister feast.
Jaime: "Not my type."
Bronn: "Not blonde enough?"
(Special)