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Owner: nyan

0-0, 0 pts
Points Z-Score: 0 (percentile: 50%)
Weeks at #1: 1
Categories won:
Best Week: None (+0 points)
Team MVP: Daenerys Targaryen (picked #1, 99 points, 0% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-0

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
The last royal member of the Targaryen dynasty, Daenerys seeks to return home and reclaim the Iron Throne. With her three dragons and an army on Unsullied warriors, she has conquered several slave cities and rules over the city of Meereen.
#1 99 50 12 12 5 20 0 0 0 0
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys' most trusted advisors, but was banished when his time serving as a spy for Robert Baratheon was revealed to her.
#17 56 36 6 6 5 0 0 0 3 0
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who broke their contract and now sides with Daenerys.
#32 73 29 3 15 5 15 0 0 6 0
The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of slaves freed by Daenerys.
#33 28 28 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The matriarch of House Tyrell, Olenna is the grandmother of Margaery and Loras. Known as the "Queen of Thorns" for her sarcasm and wit.
#64 24 0 0 24 0 0 0 0 0 0
A son of one of the Meereenese slave masters - he appears in Daenerys' court to ask for his fathers body, after Daenerys crucifies all of the slavers in Meereen.
#49 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 11 0 0
A member of the Children of the Forest. She leads Bran and his companions to cave of the Three-eyed Raven.
#48 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The fourth of the Stark children. He is north of the Wall, arriving in the cave of the Three-eyed Raven and the Children of the Forest.
#16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 291 143 21 57 15 35 0 11 9 0

Roster

charId Character Special
31
The last royal member of the Targaryen dynasty, Daenerys seeks to return home and reclaim the Iron Throne. With her three dragons and an army on Unsullied warriors, she has conquered several slave cities and rules over the city of Meereen.
* Announcing her titles: "Mother of Dragons", "Breaker of Chains", etc. (min. of 2 titles)
7
The fourth of the Stark children. He is north of the Wall, arriving in the cave of the Three-eyed Raven and the Children of the Forest.
* Bran introducing himself into a scene by creepily staring at people * Summer's actions contribute to his points * Scores points for each scene where he breaks out of his tree-trance and shows any of the following emotions: sadness (visible tears), happiness (audible laughter or smiles with teeth), fear (audible screams) * Scores points for each instance he uses his Warg ability
32
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys' most trusted advisors, but was banished when his time serving as a spy for Robert Baratheon was revealed to her.
* +1 point when he explains to someone he has Greyscale
* +1 point in each scene that Jorah serves as an encyclopedia for Essos culture.
* +1 point each time Daenerys convinces him to go on a mission / do something that doesn't involve being anywhere around her (friendzone)
36
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who broke their contract and now sides with Daenerys.
+1 point each time he flirts with Daenerys.
38
The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of slaves freed by Daenerys.
* +1 for every 3-syllable word uttered in the Common Tongue (Westerosi English), not counting proper nouns (Daenerys, Unsullied, etc.)
* Receives standard sex points for making it to first base
133
A member of the Children of the Forest. She leads Bran and his companions to cave of the Three-eyed Raven.
96
A son of one of the Meereenese slave masters - he appears in Daenerys' court to ask for his fathers body, after Daenerys crucifies all of the slavers in Meereen.
59
The matriarch of House Tyrell, Olenna is the grandmother of Margaery and Loras. Known as the "Queen of Thorns" for her sarcasm and wit.
+1 point every time she interlocks arms with someone while walking.
Kills
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Daario stabs a member of the Sons of the Harpy, who was concealed behind the wall of a hideout. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys orders Mossador to be publicly executed in front of the Masters and former slaves of Meereen, for his murder of the captive Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Named Character)
Daario beheads Mossador with his arakh in a public execution. Mossador was sentenced to death on Daenerys' orders, after he murdered the captive Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
In the middle of the night, Jorah knocks out a fisherman with a haymaker and steals his boat. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
46:06 (+12) Grey Worm :
Greyworm fights against the Sons of Harpy mob that ambushes his Unsullied patrol, killing 6 of them.
1. Blunt trauma to the torso with the edge of his shield.
2. Spear slash across the face
3. Stabbed through with spear
4. Slit throat with own short sword after pinning Grey Worm against the wall
5. Spear slash across the back of the neck, after getting pinned against the wall
6. Spear slash across the face
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm kills 3 more Sons of the Harpy as the ambush on his Unsullied patrol continues, suffering a dagger stab to the chest in the process
1. Spear stab while on the ground
2. Impaled onto the blunt end of Grey Worm's spear, which protrudes from the body of the first Son of the Harpy
3. Throat stabbed and slit with the dagger that Grey Worm pulls out of his chest
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
An injured and flailing Grey Worm fends off a mob of Sons of the Harpy that closes in on him, until Barristan Selmy arrives to help fight. He kills 4 more.
1. Spear stab through the stomach
2. Spear stab through the stomach
3. Strike to the stomach as the other half of the mob exits to engage Ser Barristan
4. Stabbed in the background while Barristan fights
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm uses his remaining strength to stab the last Son of the Harpy, right before he is able to slit Barristan Selmy's throat. He then collapses next to the injured Barristan. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Daenerys shoves one of the Masters of Meereen in front of of her dragons and commands Rhaegal to roast. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Rhaegal roasts the Master alive, before he and Viserion tear his body apart and eat him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah retrieves his sword and cuts down one of the Stone Men that leaps onto his boat. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs through one of the Stone Men with his sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 7: The Gift
Jorah elbows Yezzan zo Qaggaz in the nose as he emerges into the fighting pit. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Jorah enters the fighting pits and knocks out the remaining five fighters in hopes of winning Daenerys' favor. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Jorah plunges a dagger into the heart of the long-axe-wielding pit fighter. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah does a somersault and then stabs his sword through the stomach of the pit fighter, named as the "Meereenese Champion" earlier. (Kill of Named Character)
Jorah throws a spear into the gallery, killing a Son of the Harpy who had been sneaking up behind Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario kills two Sons of the Harpy as they reveal themselves and try to attack Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario kills another Son of the Harpy while defending Daenerys in the fighting pit gallery. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah kills a Son of the Harpy with his dagger as he makes his way over to help protect Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs a Son of the Harpy who attempts to ambush Daenerys in the fighting pit escape tunnel. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah cuts down two enemies as Daenerys' group becomes encircled by the Sons of the Harpy mob. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario cuts down four enemies as Daenerys' group becomes encircled by the Sons of the Harpy mob. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon crushes two Sons of the Harpy as he lands in the fighting pits. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon catches a Son of the Harpy who attempts to charge Daenerys, ripping him in half and flinging the pieces to opposite ends of the fighting pit. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon shoots flames at a group of five Sons of the Harpy, engulfing them in flames. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon's second flame engulfs four Sons of the Harpy and an Unsullied soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon's third flame engulfs two Sons of the Harpy and two of the old Masters. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon grabs a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy, slamming him into the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario slices a Son of the Harpy with his arakh in the middle of the fighting pits. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs through a Son of the Harpy in the fighting pit. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario throws his dagger into the stomach of a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
Daenerys denies Hizdahr zo Loraq's request for the fighting pits to be re-opened.
Hizdahr: "They did ask for some concessions."
Daenerys: "Concessions?"
Hizdahr: "Politics is the art of compromise, Your Grace."
Daenerys: "I'm not a politician. I'm a queen."
...
Hizdahr: "In the new world that you've brought to us, free men would fight free men. The pit fighters you liberated plead for this opportunity. Bring some here and ask them yourself."
Daenerys: "No fighting pits."
Hizdahr: "Opening them would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you respect their traditions."
Daenerys: "I do not respect the tradition of human cockfighting."
Hizdahr: "If you could-"
Daenerys: "How many times must I say no before you understand?"
(Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Daario captures a member of the Sons of the Harpy, who becomes Daenerys' prisoner. (Politics - uncategorized)
Daenerys takes Mossador as her prisoner, after he murders the Son of the Harpy.
Daenerys: "Once, the Masters were the law-"
Mossador: "And now you are the law."
Daenerys: "The law is the law."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
Jorah captures Tyrion in Volantis. "I'm taking you to the Queen." (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Daenerys has the leaders of Meereen's great families imprisoned, starting with Hizdahr zo Loraq.
Daenerys: "Round up the leaders of each of Meereen's great families and bring them to me."
Hizdahr: "But... I'm the leader of my family."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Jorah convinces the slave trader Malko to take him to the fighting pits of Meereen instead of the slave city of Volantis.
Jorah: "I killed a Dothraki Bloodrider in single combat."
Malko: "Liar."
Jorah: "It's no lie. His name was Qotho. He was Bloodrider to Khal Drogo. Take me to Slaver's Bay, put a sword in my hand, I'll prove my worth."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Daario directs traffic in Meereen in the absence of Daenerys, ordering Tyrion, Grey Worm, and Missandei to manage the city while he and Jorah venture out in search of Daenerys. "Good fortune, my friends. Meereen is ancient and glorious. Try not to ruin her." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
Tyrion: "I can't sleep without wine."
Jorah: "Then stay awake."
(Funny Line)
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Daario Naharis: "I think I could protect you from Hizdahr zo Loraq"
Daenerys: "I think *I* could protect me from Hizdahr zo Loraq"
(Witty Insult)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
The Tyrell caravan stops just so Grandma Tyrell can deliver a burn on the entire city of King's Landing.
"Oh... you can smell the shit from five miles away."
(Funny Line)
"Renly Baratheon shagged half the stable boys in the Seven Kingdoms. Everyone knew, no one cared." (Witty Insult)
to Cersei: "Put the pen down, dear. We both know you're not writing anything." (Witty Insult)
Cersei Lannister: "Ah, yes. The famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns."
Olenna: "And the famous tart, Queen Cersei."
(Witty Insult)
Cersei Lannister: "As for your veiled threats..."
Olenna: "What veil?"
(Threat)
Episode 7: The Gift
High Sparrow: "I'm telling you a simple truth - I serve the Gods. The Gods demand justice."
Olenna: "How do they communicate their demands? By raven or horse?"
(Witty Insult)
Petyr Baelish: "It was an establishment like no other. The sheer range of appetites catered to. Desires that didn't even exist until we invented them."
Olenna: "You've always been rather impressed with yourself, haven't you?"
(Witty Insult)
Petyr Baelish: "I promise you-"
Olenna Tyrell: "I promise you, Lord Baelish, that our fates are joined. Together we murdered a king. If my house should fall, I will have nothing to hide. And if I should meet with some accident here at your broken little flesh market, they'll never even find what's left of you."
(Threat)
Episode 8: Hardhome
Daenerys takes away Tyrion's wine cup: "You're going to advise me... while you can still speak in complete sentences." (Witty Insult)
to Tyrion: "If I want jokes, I'll get myself a proper fool." (Witty Insult)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Daenerys puts down Hizdahr's proclamations about his knowledge of the pit fighters: "Has your experience ever involved any actual fighting? You. Yourself. Have you ever killed another man who was trying to kill you?" (Witty Insult)
Daario talks about his history in the fighting pits: "But the pile of angry muscles (strong and slow pit fighters) never had any muscles here, or... *points dagger at Hizdahr's head* here. And the big men were always too slow to stop my dagger from going where their muscles weren't."

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(Witty Insult)
Hizdahr zo Loraq: "Your Grace-"
Daario: "Shut your mouth."
(Threat)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
to Jorah, on Tyrion: "Does he always talk so much?"
Jorah: *nods*
(Funny Line)
Tyrion: "Fine, fine. I suppose he can join us. Just as long as he promises not to kill me in my sleep."
Jorah: "If I ever kill you, your eyes will be wide open."
(Threat)
Daario: "Have you ever tracked animals in the wilderness?"
Tyrion: "Not precisely, but I have other skills that would be useful."
Daario: "Can you fight?"
Tyrion: "I have fought. I don't claim to be a great warrior."
Daario: "Are you good on a horse?"
Tyrion: "Middling."
Daario: "So mainly you talk."
(Witty Insult)
on Grey Worm: "He is. He's the toughest man with no balls I ever met." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
Daario drinks in bed with Daenerys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
Jorah drinks away his sorrows as he can't even get within the friendzone of the Daenerys cosplayer in Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: Hardhome
drinks while speaking with Tyrion in her chambers. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
In bed with Daario, as they discuss the re-opening of the fighting pits. (Act of Intercourse)
Daario pours wine after a session with Daenerys, as they discuss the re-opening of the fighting pits. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 7: The Gift
Daario and Daenerys share pillowtalk after a session in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Daenerys and Daario Naharis share pillowtalk after a session in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
As she and Daario Naharis have post-sex pillow talk, Daario rolls on top of her and mounts her again. (Act of Intercourse)
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As he and Daenerys have post-sex pillow talk, Daario rolls on top of her and mounts her again. (Act of Intercourse)
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Deaths
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Hizdahr is stabbed to death by the Sons of the Harpy as they mount an attack on the fighting pits. (Death)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
+1 for Hizdahr zo Loraq
Special
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
While Daenerys holds court with Hizdahr zo Loraq, Daario pulls out his dagger and suggestively strokes its naked lady hilt while Daenerys eyes him. (Special)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Jorah finishes Tyrion's recital of a poem describing the Doom of Valyria. "... a city of a thousand years, and all that men had learned; The Doom consumed it all alike, and neither of them turned." (Special)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Daario stares dreamily into Daenerys' eyes while talking about his past as a pit fighter: "Yes, whenever I saw a beast like that one standing across from me making his beast faces, I knew I could rest easy." (Special)