Kawhale

Kaily League of Kails

Owner: nyan

0-0, 0 pts
Points Z-Score: 0 (percentile: 50%)
Weeks at #1: 1
Categories won: Kills (0), Political Wins (0), Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (0), Glasses of Wine Consumed (0), Acts of Intercourse (0), Kills Commanded (deprecated) (0), A Game of Thrones (0), Deaths (0), Special (0), The Feels (0)
Best Week: None (+0 points)
Team MVP: Daenerys Targaryen (picked #6, 111 points, 0% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-0

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Kills Cmd. Thrones Deaths Special Feels
One of two surviving members of House Targaryen, she and her brother Viserys have been exiled to Essos after Robert Baratheon usurped the throne.
#6 111 22 18 6 0 65 0 0 0 0 0
The head of House Stark. Ned rules as Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North.
#5 89 22 27 3 20 0 0 0 11 6 0
Queen of the Seven Kingdoms - she rules alongside King Robert Baratheon.
#4 54 0 3 15 10 20 0 0 0 6 0
The eldest son of Eddard Stark and Catelyn Stark. He is the heir to House Stark and Winterfell.
#1 32 9 6 12 5 0 0 0 0 0 0
The Lady of House Stark and Ned's wife. She is a fervent mother and worries about the safety of her children.
#2 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 9 0
First Ranger of the Night's Watch. He is Lord Ned Stark's younger brother.
#3 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 298 53 57 36 35 85 0 0 11 21 0

Roster

charId Character Special
2
The eldest son of Eddard Stark and Catelyn Stark. He is the heir to House Stark and Winterfell.
Greywind's actions contribute to his points.
4
The Lady of House Stark and Ned's wife. She is a fervent mother and worries about the safety of her children.
+1 point when giving motherly advice that is ignored
3
First Ranger of the Night's Watch. He is Lord Ned Stark's younger brother.
18
Queen of the Seven Kingdoms - she rules alongside King Robert Baratheon.
* +1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured
* +1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
1
The head of House Stark. Ned rules as Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North.
2x points for mentions that "Winter is coming"
+1 point each time he brandishes his greatsword, Ice
31
One of two surviving members of House Targaryen, she and her brother Viserys have been exiled to Essos after Robert Baratheon usurped the throne.
* Announcing her titles: "Mother of Dragons", "Breaker of Chains", etc. (min. of 2 titles)
Kills
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
Ned executes the Night's Watch deserter, Will. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
Ned executes Sansa's direwolf, Lady, after Cersei demands retribution for the wounds Joffrey suffered in his attack on Arya and Nymeria. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
Ned kills one of Jaime Lannister's men as they are attacked outside of Littlefinger's brothel. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
Robb kills two of the Wildlings who ambush Bran. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
Daenerys drags her would-be assassin (the wineseller) alongside her horse until he dies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
Greywind bites off two of Greatjon Umber's fingers after he brandishes his sword against Robb. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
Daenerys smothers Drogo with a pillow after she realizes that he is beyond recovery. "When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east... then you shall return to me, my Sun and Stars." (Kill of Named Character)
Daenerys sets Khal Drogo's funeral pyre alight, with Mirri Maz Duur tied to it. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
As he prepares to execute the Night's Watch deserter:
Ned: "Tell Bran he's coming too."
Catelyn: "Ned. Ten is too young to see such things."
Ned: "He won't be a boy forever. And winter is coming."
(Politics - uncategorized)
"Direwolves south of the wall. Talk of the Walkers. My brother might be the next Hand to the King. Winter *is* coming." (Politics - uncategorized)
to Benjen at the feast: "Winter is coming." (Politics - uncategorized)
Daenerys is married to Khal Drogo, granting her the title of Khaleesi, queen of Drogo's khalasar. (Politics - uncategorized)
Daenerys is married to Khal Drogo (Politics - uncategorized)
Ned agrees to become Robert's Hand of the King. (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
to Arya. "You were born in the long summer, you've never known anything else. But now Winter is truly coming." (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
Robert makes Ned the Hand of the King again. "Put on the badge. And if you ever take it off again I swear to the Mother I'll pin the damn thing on Jaime Lannister." (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
Cersei becomes Queen Regent to Joffrey after Robert's death. (Politics - uncategorized)
Robert on his deathbed: "I hereby command Eddard of House Stark... titles, titles... to serve as Lord Regent and Protector of the Realm upon my death." (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
to the Lannister spy: "Tell Lord Tywin Winter is coming for him." (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
The Northern Lords declare Robb Stark the King in the North.
Greatjon Umber: "There sits the only king I meant to bend my knee to - the King in the North!"
(Politics - uncategorized)
Daenerys emerges from Khal Drogo's funeral pyre with three newborn dragons. (Politics - uncategorized)
Jorah swears himself as a bloodrider to Daenerys after seeing her newly hatched dragons. (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
Ned agrees to allow the Stark children to keep the orphaned direwolf pups. "You will train them yourselves. You will feed them yourselves. And if they die, you will bury them yourselves." (Threat)
as the Winterfell barber works on Jon Snow: "Go on Tommy, shear him good. He's never met a girl he likes better than his own hair." (Witty Insult)
Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
to Viserys: "I am a Khaleesi of the Dothraki. I am the wife of the great Khal and I carry his son inside me. The next time you raise your hand against me will be the last time you have hands." (Threat)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
to Robert: "I'm sorry your marriage to Ned Stark didn't work out. You seemed so good together." (Witty Insult)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
to Robert: "I should wear the armor, and you the gown." (Witty Insult)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
on her wedding night with Robert: "Then that night he crawled on top of me, stinking of wine, and did what he did what little he could do." (Witty Insult)
to Ned: "When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground." (Threat)
"Is this meant to be your shield, Lord Stark? A piece of paper." *rips up Robert's letter* (Threat)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
Qotho: "Does the horse mate with the lamb?"
Daenerys: "The dragon feeds on horse and lamb alike."
(Threat)
after Greatjon Umber threatens to take his army home. "You are welcome to do so, Lord Umber. And when I am done with the Lannisters, I will march back north, root you out of your keep, and hang you for an oathbreaker." (Threat)
to the Lannister spy: "Tell Lord Tywin winter is coming for him. 20,000 Northerners marching south to find out if he really does shit gold." (Threat)
Showdown with the Greatjon after he releases the Lannister spy.
Greatjon: "Are you touched boy!? Letting him go?"
Robb: "You call me boy again. Go on."
The Greatjon doesn't.
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
Ned drinks during a meeting of the Small Council. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
Robert pours Ned a glass. "Drink. Your King commands it." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Robert drinks away his depression after Ned dumps him and resigns from Hand of the King. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Cersei drinks while commiserating with Robert about their marriage and the realm. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
Ned drinks from the flask that Varys smuggles down to him. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 9: Baelor
Ned drinks from the flask that Varys smuggles to him in the dungeons. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
Daenerys takes a bath in preparation for her meeting with Khal Drogo
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Daenerys and Drogo on their wedding night. (Act of Intercourse)
Bran stumbles on Jaime and Cersei in the watchtower. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
Daenerys with Drogo in the Dothraki camp. (Act of Intercourse)
Drogo comes to Daenerys in their tent again. Fresh off lessons from her handmaiden Doreah, Daenerys invents girl-on-top action. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
Daenerys wrapped in furs with Drogo. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
Cersei with her cousin Lancel: "Stop talking. Get back into bed." (Act of Intercourse)
Daenerys emerges from Khal Drogo's funeral pyre with all of her clothes burned away. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
Episode 9: Baelor
Ned is beheaded as a traitor at the Sept of Baelor. (Death)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
+1 for Eddard Stark
Special
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
Ned unsheathes his Valyrian greatsword, Ice, to execute the deserter of the Night's Watch. (Special)
Ned sharpens his Valyrian greatsword, Ice, in the Godswood of Winterfell. (Special)
Catelyn scolds her son Bran for climbing the walls of Winterfell. (Special)
Catelyn tries to temper Sansa's enthusiasm for marrying Joffrey. It doesn't work. "Please make father say yes... Please, please. It's the only thing I ever wanted." (Special)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
Cersei is confronted by Ned in the gardens.
Cersei: "My brother's worth a thousand of your friend."
Ned: "Your brother, or your lover?"
(Special)
Cersei: "Do you love your children?"
Ned: "With all my heart."
Cersei: "No more than I love mine."
Ned: "And they're all Jaime's."
(Special)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
Catelyn suggests Robb shouldn't be commanding the Northern forces.
"I remember the day you came into this world red-faced and screaming. And now I find you leading a host to war."
Robb: "There was no one else."
Catelyn: "No one? Who were those men I saw here?"
Robb: "None of them are Starks."
Catelyn: "All of them are seasoned in battle."
(Special)