Drogon's Baby Back Ribs

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0-0, 0 pts
Points Z-Score: 0 (percentile: 50%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week: None (+0 points)
Team MVP: Tyrion Lannister (picked #4, 121 points, 0% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-0

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
The third of the Lannister children. After losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped prison and fled King's Landing.
#4 121 3 9 54 55 0 0 0 0 0
The last royal member of the Targaryen dynasty, Daenerys seeks to return home and reclaim the Iron Throne. With her three dragons and an army on Unsullied warriors, she has conquered several slave cities and rules over the city of Meereen.
#1 99 50 12 12 5 20 0 0 0 0
The legitimized bastard son of Roose Bolton, now Warden of the North. He is fond of the Bolton tradition of flaying their enemies.
#12 90 22 12 15 25 10 0 0 6 0
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.
#5 31 0 9 12 0 10 0 0 0 0
The second eldest Stark child. Though currently married to Tyrion Lannister, she has been smuggled into the Vale by Littlefinger, where she poses as his niece, Alayne Stone.
#9 34 0 12 3 5 5 0 0 9 0
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is currently a captive of Ramsay Bolton.
#13 25 10 6 0 0 0 0 0 9 0
Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his bastard son.
#8 8 0 3 0 5 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 408 85 63 96 95 45 0 0 24 0

Roster

charId Character Special
31
The last royal member of the Targaryen dynasty, Daenerys seeks to return home and reclaim the Iron Throne. With her three dragons and an army on Unsullied warriors, she has conquered several slave cities and rules over the city of Meereen.
* Announcing her titles: "Mother of Dragons", "Breaker of Chains", etc. (min. of 2 titles)
17
The third of the Lannister children. After losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped prison and fled King's Landing.
* +1 point each time he is denied a drink
* +1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender)
79
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.
+1 point in the intercourse category for sex events that occur in his brothels
2x multiplier for betrayal events
+1 for every kiss he gives to Sansa
86
Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his bastard son.
+1 politics point for lectures given to his son Ramsay
5
The second eldest Stark child. Though currently married to Tyrion Lannister, she has been smuggled into the Vale by Littlefinger, where she poses as his niece, Alayne Stone.
* Lady's actions contribute to her points.
* +1 point in every scene she cries
87
The legitimized bastard son of Roose Bolton, now Warden of the North. He is fond of the Bolton tradition of flaying their enemies.
+1 for each food item he punctures or slices
+1 point for every scene featuring an act of torture.
61
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is currently a captive of Ramsay Bolton.
+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek"
+1 point when his missing manhood is referenced
Kills
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Daenerys orders Mossador to be publicly executed in front of the Masters and former slaves of Meereen, for his murder of the captive Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
Ramsay tells his father about the flaying of Lord Cerwyn. His body, flayed of all skin, is hung from the walls of Moat Cailin.
Ramsay: "Lord Cerwyn refused to pay. He said the Warden of the North will always be a Stark, and he'd be damned if he kissed a traitor's boot."
Roose Bolton: "You left him no choice."
Ramsay: "I flayed him living, along with his wife and brother. I made his son watch ... The new Lord Cerwyn paid his taxes."
(Kill of Named Character)
The wife and brother of Lady Cerwyn were killed by Ramsay Bolton - their flayed bodies were hung on display from the walls of Moat Cailin. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Daenerys shoves one of the Masters of Meereen in front of of her dragons and commands Rhaegal to roast. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Rhaegal roasts the Master alive, before he and Viserion tear his body apart and eat him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 7: The Gift
Sansa emerges from her bed, showing the bruises that have been inflicted on her by Ramsay. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Ramsay has the old woman who attempted to help Sansa flayed and killed. "Tough old bird. Everyone talks when I start peeling them. But this one, her heart gave out before I even got to her face." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tyrion beats a slave trader with the chain from his collar, to prove his worth to the slave trader Yezzan zo Qaggaz. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Tyrion picks a dagger up from the ground and slits the throat of a Son of the Harpy who attempts to attack Missandei. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon crushes two Sons of the Harpy as he lands in the fighting pits. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon catches a Son of the Harpy who attempts to charge Daenerys, ripping him in half and flinging the pieces to opposite ends of the fighting pit. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon shoots flames at a group of five Sons of the Harpy, engulfing them in flames. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon's second flame engulfs four Sons of the Harpy and an Unsullied soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon's third flame engulfs two Sons of the Harpy and two of the old Masters. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon grabs a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy, slamming him into the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Ramsay stabs through the remaining Baratheon soldier as he mops up the wounded soldiers on the battlefield near Winterfell. "Looks like we're done here." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Ramsay stabs the back of a crawling Baratheon soldier as he mops up the battlefield outside Winterfell.
Baratheon soldier: "I surrender! I surrender!"
Ramsay: "And I accept your surrender."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon breaks and throws Myranda from the top of the Winterfell walls onto the ground below, saving Sansa Stark. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
Daenerys denies Hizdahr zo Loraq's request for the fighting pits to be re-opened.
Hizdahr: "They did ask for some concessions."
Daenerys: "Concessions?"
Hizdahr: "Politics is the art of compromise, Your Grace."
Daenerys: "I'm not a politician. I'm a queen."
...
Hizdahr: "In the new world that you've brought to us, free men would fight free men. The pit fighters you liberated plead for this opportunity. Bring some here and ask them yourself."
Daenerys: "No fighting pits."
Hizdahr: "Opening them would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you respect their traditions."
Daenerys: "I do not respect the tradition of human cockfighting."
Hizdahr: "If you could-"
Daenerys: "How many times must I say no before you understand?"
(Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Daario captures a member of the Sons of the Harpy, who becomes Daenerys' prisoner. (Politics - uncategorized)
Daenerys takes Mossador as her prisoner, after he murders the Son of the Harpy.
Daenerys: "Once, the Masters were the law-"
Mossador: "And now you are the law."
Daenerys: "The law is the law."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
Petyr convinces Sansa Stark to go through with his marriage proposal to Ramsay Bolton.
"You've been running all your life. Terrible things happened to your family and you weep. You sit alone in a dark room, mourning their fates. You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father. Stop being a bystander, do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. You loved your family. Avenge them."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Roose intercepts Cersei's raven letter to Littlefinger and reads its contents. "I'm sure you understand my position, Lord Baelish. If you received word in the night from the Queen Mother, it does make me question our new alliance." (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
Tyrion figures out that his captor is Jorah Mormont, and deduces the backstory behind their falling out. "A highborn knight from the North of Westeros, down on his luck in Essos. Dragon epaulets, bear sigil breastplate. You're Jorah Mormont." (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Sansa discovers that Theon Greyjoy is still alive as a broken and disfigured captive of Ramsay Bolton in Winterfell. (Politics - uncategorized)
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Daenerys has the leaders of Meereen's great families imprisoned, starting with Hizdahr zo Loraq.
Daenerys: "Round up the leaders of each of Meereen's great families and bring them to me."
Hizdahr: "But... I'm the leader of my family."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Tyrion convinces the slave trader Malko to spare his life for the time being, instead of slitting his throat and chopping off his cock. "You can't just hand a dried cock to a merchant and expect him to pay for it! He has to know it came from a dwarf. And how could he know unless he sees the dwarf?" (Politics - uncategorized)
Littlefinger crosses Roose Bolton, revealing Sansa Stark's present location in Winterfell and the Boltons' marriage plans to Cersei: "...I have found Sansa Stark. Alive and well and home again living at Winterfell... They tell me Roose Bolton plans to marry her to his son Ramsay, a bastard recently legitimized by King Tommen." (Politics - uncategorized)
Sansa deduces that Myranda is Ramsay's lover. "And how long have you loved him, Myranda? Did you imagine that he would be with you forever, is that it?" (Politics - uncategorized)
Ramsay Bolton and Sansa Stark are wed.
Theon: "Sansa, of the House Stark comes here to be wed. A woman grown, trueborn and noble. She comes to beg the blessings of the Gods. Who comes to claim her?
Ramsay: "Ramsay, of House Bolton."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Sansa Stark and Ramsay Bolton are wed.
Roose Bolton: "Lady Sansa, will you take this man?"
Sansa: "I take this man."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 7: The Gift
After promising to help Sansa Stark light a signal candle at the top of the broken tower, Reek instead goes directly to Ramsay Bolton to inform him of Sansa's plot. (Politics - uncategorized)
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Ramsay discovers Sansa's attempt to call for help after he encounters Reek at the top of the broken tower, prepared to light a signal candle. (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 8: Hardhome
Tyrion convinces Daenerys to spare Jorah Mormont, and banish him from the city of Meereeen instead. "A ruler who kills those devoted to her is not a ruler who inspires devotion. And you're going to need to inspire devotion, a lot of it, if you're ever going to rule across the Narrow Sea. But you cannot have him by your side when you do." (Politics - uncategorized)
Sansa forces out Reek's secret that Bran and Rickon Stark are still alive, and the charred bodies were only those of the farm boys. (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Ramsay and his band of "twenty men" sneak into Stannis Baratheon's camp in the middle of the night and set fire to the Baratheon food and war supplies.
Ser Davos: "They were in and out before anyone spotted them. Burnt our food stores to the ground, all our siege weapons destroyed."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Ramsay Bolton handily defeats the broken and dispirited forces of Stannis Baratheon in the battle outside Winterfell. "Looks like we're done here." (Politics - uncategorized)
Theon finally breaks and betrays the Boltons, saving Sansa Stark from one of Myranda's arrows before throwing Myranda off the walls of Winterfell. (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
"Are you a lord if you kill your father? I don't imagine they revoke your nobility for killing a whore, it must happen all the time." (Funny Line)
Varys: "There are faster ways to kill yourself."
Tyrion: "Not for a coward."
(Funny Line)
Varys: "You have a choice, my friend. You can stay here at Illyrio's palace and drink yourself to death or you can ride with me to Meereen, meet Daenerys Targaryen and decide if the world is worth fighting for."
Tyrion: "Can I drink myself to death on the road to Meereen?"
(Funny Line)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
to Brienne, remarking on her new armor: "We've met, with Renly Baratheon... What did he say about you? He said, 'Your loyalty came free of charge.' Someone appears to have paid quite a bit for it since then." (Witty Insult)
to Brienne: "This woman swore to protect Renly, she failed. She swore to protect your mother, she failed. Why would I want somebody with your history of failure guarding Lady Sansa?" (Witty Insult)
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Varys: "Cersei has offered a lordship to the man who brings her your head."
Tyrion: "She ought to offer her cunt. Best part of her for the best part of me."
(Witty Insult)
Varys: "Are we really going to spend the entire road to Volantis talking about the futility of everything?"
Tyrion: "You're right, no point."
(Funny Line)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
Brothel bouncer: "It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head."
Tyrion: "It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's cock."
*flustered Varys*
(Funny Line)
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to Varys: "I need to talk to someone with hair." (Witty Insult)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
"MRPPHM MRPPPHM MPRMPRPHM MPRPHPM MPRPRHPHMMM MMHRRM MPHRRM... thank you." (Funny Line)
Daario Naharis: "I think I could protect you from Hizdahr zo Loraq"
Daenerys: "I think *I* could protect me from Hizdahr zo Loraq"
(Witty Insult)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
to Fat Walda Frey: "This isn't a strange place, this is my home. It's the people that are strange." (Witty Insult)
Myranda: "I saw you staring at her (Sansa)."
Ramsay: "I'm going to marry her. That will involve looking at her from time to time."
(Funny Line)
Miranda: "Do you think she's pretty?"
Ramsay: "Of course I do. I'm not blind. "
(Funny Line)
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about Theon: "He's not Ironborn anymore. Not Theon Greyjoy anymore. He's a new man... a new person, anyway." (Witty Insult)
to Roose Bolton: "How can you be sure... that she's pregnant? I mean... [spacing gesture indicate Fat Walda's size] ...how can you tell?" (Witty Insult)
to Jorah Mormont: "Long, sullen silences and the occasional punch in the face. The Mormont way." (Witty Insult)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Tyrion: "You can't just hand a dried cock to a merchant and expect him to pay for it! He has to know it came from a dwarf. And how could he know unless he sees the dwarf?"
Slave trader: "It will be a dwarf-sized cock."
Tyrion: "Guess again."
(Funny Line)
to Lancel Lannister: "We both peddle fantasies, Brother Lancel. Mine just happen to be entertaining." (Witty Insult)
Cersei: "I'm the insulted party, Lord Baelish. Ser Loras was promised to me, instead he chose the company of boys."
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing."
(Witty Insult)
Ramsay reminds Sansa to remove her clothes: "Do I need to ask a second time? I hate asking a second time." (Threat)
Episode 8: Hardhome
"I killed my mother... on the day I was born. I killed my father, Tywin Lannister, with a bolt to the heart. I am the greatest Lannister killer of all time." (Funny Line)
"Someday, if you decide not to execute me, I'll tell you all about why I killed my father. And on that day, should it ever come, we'll need more wine than this." (Funny Line)
"My own sister married someone she loathed as well, though not by choice and certainly not for the greater good, Gods forbid." (Witty Insult)
Daenerys takes away Tyrion's wine cup: "You're going to advise me... while you can still speak in complete sentences." (Witty Insult)
to Tyrion: "If I want jokes, I'll get myself a proper fool." (Witty Insult)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Daenerys puts down Hizdahr's proclamations about his knowledge of the pit fighters: "Has your experience ever involved any actual fighting? You. Yourself. Have you ever killed another man who was trying to kill you?" (Witty Insult)
Hizdahr zo Loraq: "You don't approve (of the fighting pits)?"
Tyrion: "There's always been more than enough death in the world for my taste. I can do without it in my leisure time."
(Funny Line)
Hizdahr zo Loraq, as the dead pit fighter is dragged away: "That... is a vital part of the great city of Meereen, which existed long before you or I, and will remain standing long after we have returned to the dirt."
Tyrion: "My father would have liked you."
(Witty Insult)
to Hizdahr zo Loraq: "Well said. You're an eloquent man. Doesn't mean you're wrong. In my experience, eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles." (Witty Insult)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
to Missandei: "Apologies. My Valyrian is a bit nostril." (Funny Line)
Daario: "So mainly you talk."
Tyrion: "And drink. I've survived so far."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
Tyrion downs 3 cups of wine after getting out of that fucking crate, before puking over all the rugs in Ilyrio's palace. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
After vomiting his previous three drinks onto the floor of Ilyrio's palace, Tyrion refills and goes for another. Boot 'n rally! (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks away his misery with two glasses of wine on the balcony of Ilyrio's palace. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Sansa has a taste of ale while dining with Littlefinger at the inn. "Don't see what all the fuss is about. Why do men love it so much?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks a glass of wine inside that fucking box. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
Tyrion drinks from a flask while walking through a market in Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks at the whorehouse in Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Ramsay drinks while talking with Reek. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay drinks after proposing a toast to Sansa Stark. "My lady, we are all a family, we Northerners. Our blood ties go back thousands of years. So I'd like to drink to our wedding. May our happiness spread from Moat Cailin to the Last Hearth." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay drinks again from his refilled cup, after Roose Bolton announces that Fat Walda Frey is pregnant. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Roose drinks after dinner with Ramsay. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay drinks while discussing the Bolton line of succession with his father Roose Bolton. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay refills his cup as Roose Bolton tells him the story of her mother. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: Hardhome
drinks while speaking with Daenerys in her chambers. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
drinks while speaking with Tyrion in her chambers. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks his refilled cup while speaking with Daenerys in her chambers. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
In bed with Daario, as they discuss the re-opening of the fighting pits. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
The Faith Militant invades Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment, interrupting a customer and prostitute. (Act of Intercourse)
The Faith Militant invades Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment, interrupting a threesome with a customer and two prostitutes. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Ramsay takes Myranda from behind after their lover's quarrel over Ramsay's marriage to Sansa Stark. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Ramsay rapes Sansa Stark on their wedding night. "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Now watch her become a woman." (Act of Intercourse)
Sansa is raped by Ramsay Bolton on their wedding night.
Ramsay: "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Now watch her become a woman."
(Act of Intercourse)
Episode 7: The Gift
Daenerys and Daario Naharis share pillowtalk after a session in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
As she and Daario Naharis have post-sex pillow talk, Daario rolls on top of her and mounts her again. (Act of Intercourse)
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Special
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
Sansa cries as she's told that Petyr Baelish has arranged a marriage for her to Roose Bolton's heir, Ramsay. A solitary tear is visible under her right eye. (Special)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Sansa wipes a stream of tears from her left cheek after Ramsay rehashes the supposed deaths of Bran and Rickon Stark, and forces her and Reek to undergo an awkward apology. (Special)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Ramsay makes Reek stay in the bedchamber to watch him rape Sansa. "Oh, no, no, no. You stay here, Reek. You watch." (Special)
Ramsay tortures Sansa Stark on their wedding night by raping her with Reek (Theon Greyjoy) watching. "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Not watch her become a woman." (Special)
Episode 7: The Gift
to Sansa: "I'm not Theon, m'lady. I'm Reek." (Special)
Sansa: "Promise me, Theon."
Reek: "Reek! My name is Reek."
(Special)
Sansa cries as Ramsay Bolton presents her with the flayed body of the old Winterfell woman who promised to help her. (Special)
Episode 8: Hardhome
"I'm not Theon. There is no Theon. Reek." (Special)