Drogon's Baby Back Ribs

DFS Voyager GoT S5

Owner: nyan

6-4, 528 pts
Points Z-Score: 0.651 (percentile: 74.25%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won: Special (87)
Best Week: Episode 10: Mother's Mercy (+125 points)
Team MVP: Cersei Lannister (picked #4, 138 points, 26.14% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-5

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen.
#4 138 0 12 36 20 40 0 0 30 0
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys' most trusted advisors, but was banished when his time serving as a spy for Robert Baratheon was revealed to her.
#29 56 36 6 6 5 0 0 0 3 0
A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.
#21 44 26 15 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
The matriarch of House Tyrell, Olenna is the grandmother of Margaery and Loras. Known as the "Queen of Thorns" for her sarcasm and wit.
#45 24 0 0 24 0 0 0 0 0 0
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three children. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.
#5 39 2 3 6 10 0 0 0 18 0
The youngest of the Stark girls. She travels to Braavos to seek Jaqen H'gar.
#12 38 14 3 6 0 0 0 0 15 0
A member of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. After helping Arya escape from Harrenhal, his whereabouts are unknown.
#37 33 12 0 3 5 0 0 10 3 0
A fearsome Wildling raider, who wears a giant's skull for a helmet and a coat of armor made of bones.
#84 15 0 0 3 0 0 0 12 0 0
A cousin of the Lannister children.
#61 12 0 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A son of one of the Meereenese slave masters - he appears in Daenerys' court to ask for his fathers body, after Daenerys crucifies all of the slavers in Meereen.
#52 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 11 0 0
A Red Priestess from Asshai, she is a close advisor to Stannis.
#13 29 10 3 3 0 10 0 0 3 0
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is currently a captive of Ramsay Bolton.
#20 25 10 6 0 0 0 0 0 9 0
A former prostitute, Olyvar now manages Littlefinger's brothels while he is away in the Eyrie.
#53 25 0 3 6 0 10 0 0 6 0
Formerly the master-of-arms at Castle Black, Thorne now serves as acting Lord Commander of the Night's Watch in the absence of Lord Commander Mormont.
#44 17 5 9 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes.
#28 6 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
Head of House Royce, bannermen to House Arryn of the Vale.
#68 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.
#36 8 2 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
A knight and the Head of House Clegane, bannermen to the Lannisters. He was called back to King's Landing by Cersei to fight as the Crown's champion in Tyrion's trial.
#85 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A member of the Night's Watch. Edd commanded some of the forces on the Wall in the Battle at Castle Black.
#69 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A representative of the Iron Bank of Braavos, a powerful bank who holds a large sum of debt from the Iron Throne.
#60 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Magister of Pentos, one of the free cities of Essos. He hosted the exiled Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen.
#76 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
legacy character - does not appear in S5
#77 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 528 119 78 111 40 60 0 33 87 0

Roster

charId Character Special
18
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen.
* +1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured
* +1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
19
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three children. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.
* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand
* +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation
* +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
6
The youngest of the Stark girls. She travels to Braavos to seek Jaqen H'gar.
* Nymeria's actions contribute to her points.
* +1 point for reciting her hitlist
* adopting a new Faceless Man disguise
52
A Red Priestess from Asshai, she is a close advisor to Stannis.
* +1 point for mentioning that "the night is dark and full of terrors" * +1 each time she mentions a vision she sees in the flames
61
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is currently a captive of Ramsay Bolton.
+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek"
+1 point when his missing manhood is referenced
67
A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.
* every mention of "killing Crows"
* every on-screen second he stares into Brienne's soul (rounded up)
189
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes.
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell
32
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys' most trusted advisors, but was banished when his time serving as a spy for Robert Baratheon was revealed to her.
* +1 point when he explains to someone he has Greyscale
* +1 point in each scene that Jorah serves as an encyclopedia for Essos culture.
* +1 point each time Daenerys convinces him to go on a mission / do something that doesn't involve being anywhere around her (friendzone)
187
The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.
105
A member of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. After helping Arya escape from Harrenhal, his whereabouts are unknown.
+1 every time he dons a new disguise
In the event that a Faceless Man's identity is ambiguous, points are awarded to the character whose face is worn at the time of the scoring event.
43
Formerly the master-of-arms at Castle Black, Thorne now serves as acting Lord Commander of the Night's Watch in the absence of Lord Commander Mormont.
+1 point every time he address Jon Snow as "Lord Snow".
59
The matriarch of House Tyrell, Olenna is the grandmother of Margaery and Loras. Known as the "Queen of Thorns" for her sarcasm and wit.
+1 point every time she interlocks arms with someone while walking.
96
A son of one of the Meereenese slave masters - he appears in Daenerys' court to ask for his fathers body, after Daenerys crucifies all of the slavers in Meereen.
126
A former prostitute, Olyvar now manages Littlefinger's brothels while he is away in the Eyrie.
+1 point whenever he name-drops that the brothel "is Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment"
95
A representative of the Iron Bank of Braavos, a powerful bank who holds a large sum of debt from the Iron Throne.
26
A cousin of the Lannister children.
+1 politics point when he publicly outs a named character for their sins
111
Head of House Royce, bannermen to House Arryn of the Vale.
45
A member of the Night's Watch. Edd commanded some of the forces on the Wall in the Battle at Castle Black.
161
Magister of Pentos, one of the free cities of Essos. He hosted the exiled Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen.
202
legacy character - does not appear in S5
+1 point for warging or skinchanging
180
A fearsome Wildling raider, who wears a giant's skull for a helmet and a coat of armor made of bones.
28
A knight and the Head of House Clegane, bannermen to the Lannisters. He was called back to King's Landing by Cersei to fight as the Crown's champion in Tyrion's trial.
* Scores for any kills of non-combatants * Scores for each sentence spoken * Interacting with bowls
Kills
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Arya kills a pigeon on the streets of Braavos. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
In the middle of the night, Jorah knocks out a fisherman with a haymaker and steals his boat. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Jaime catches the sabre of the Dornish rider in his metal hand, allowing him to retrieve his sword and stab him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Jorah retrieves his sword and cuts down one of the Stone Men that leaps onto his boat. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs through one of the Stone Men with his sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Jaqen whips Arya bloody with a switch as she fails her test of lie-telling in the House of Black and White. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Arya eases the pain of a sick girl by helping her drink the poisonous water from the House of Black and White. "...I drank the water from his fountain. It healed me. I've devoted my life to him now. You don't want to hurt anymore? Drink." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 7: The Gift
Jorah elbows Yezzan zo Qaggaz in the nose as he emerges into the fighting pit. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Jorah enters the fighting pits and knocks out the remaining five fighters in hopes of winning Daenerys' favor. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Episode 8: Hardhome
After he is insulted by the Lord of Bones, Tormund steals his club and smashes in the Lord of Bones' skull with it. (Kill of Named Character)
Tormund cuts down a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund slices down another wight as Jon makes a run for the main Wildling hut where the dragonglass daggers were left. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund cuts down a wildling, stabs another through the back of the head, and stabs another through the neck. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund headbutts a wight, then throws his sword into the stomach of another that charges at him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund cuts down a wight as he, Jon Snow, and Edd make a run for the dock. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Edd cuts down a wight as he, Tormund, and Jon Snow make a run for the dock. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Areo delivers a stiff elbow to the face of Bronn, as ordered by Trystane Martell. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
33:57 (+10) Melisandre:
Melisandre burns Shireen Baratheon at the stake after convincing Stannis that her king's blood must be sacrificed. "It will all be over soon, Princess." (Kill of Named Character)
Jorah plunges a dagger into the heart of the long-axe-wielding pit fighter. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah does a somersault and then stabs his sword through the stomach of the pit fighter, named as the "Meereenese Champion" earlier. (Kill of Named Character)
Jorah throws a spear into the gallery, killing a Son of the Harpy who had been sneaking up behind Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah kills a Son of the Harpy with his dagger as he makes his way over to help protect Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs a Son of the Harpy who attempts to ambush Daenerys in the fighting pit escape tunnel. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah cuts down two enemies as Daenerys' group becomes encircled by the Sons of the Harpy mob. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs through a Son of the Harpy in the fighting pit. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Theon breaks and throws Myranda from the top of the Winterfell walls onto the ground below, saving Sansa Stark. (Kill of Named Character)
22:44 (+10) Arya Stark:
Arya brutally stabs Merynt Trant in a Braavosi brothel, before slitting his throat in revenge for the death of Syrio Forel. "I've gotten a few of the others (on her hitlist). The Many-Faced God stole a few more from me. But I'm glad he left me you." (Kill of Named Character)
Jaqen commits suicide to balance out Arya's killing of Meryn Trant. "A girl stole from the Many-Faced God. Now a debt is owed. Only death can pay for life." (Kill of Named Character)
Alliser stabs Jon Snow in the stomach as he and the rest of the Night's Watch assassinate him for aiding the Wildlings. "For the Watch." (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Jaime coerces Bronn into his service, marrying off the noblewoman he is betrothed to, Lollys Stokeworth, to another knight, stripping Bronn of his opportunity for a noble title and lands. "Because you're going to come with me and help me with something important. And when we return... I'm going to give you a much better girl, and a much better castle." (Politics - uncategorized)
Cersei stacks the Small Council in her favor, appointing the loyal Mace Tyrell as Master of Coin and Qyburn as Master of Whisperers, over the protests of Grand Maester Pycelle and Kevan Lannister.
Grand Maester Pycelle: "Your Grace... him? This- this man (Qyburn)? This... embarrassment to the Citadel? ... what qualifications can he possibly have for this post?"
Cersei: "The qualification of loyalty, Grand Maester. That's far more than the eunuch ever had."
(Politics - uncategorized)
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Episode 3: The High Sparrow
Ser Alliser is appointed First Ranger by Jon Snow: "Ser Alliser, you have more experience than any other soldier at Castle Black. You proved your valor many times over by defending the Wall from the Wildling attack. I name you First Ranger." (Politics - uncategorized)
Lancel leads the Sparrows into Littlefinger's brothel, where they discover the High Septon patronizing two prostitutes.
Lancel: "You have profaned our Faith. The Faith of our fathers and forefathers."
High Septon: "I am the High Septon of the-"
Lancel: "You are a sinner. And you shall be punished."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Lancel and other the Sparrows parade the High Septon naked through the streets, after catching him with two prostitutes in Littlefinger's brothel. (Politics - uncategorized)
Cersei has the High Septon imprisoned. "The High Septon's behavior was corrosive, as was his attitude. Having a man like that reside in the Sept eats away the Faith from the inside. So now he resides in the Red Keep's dungeons instead." (Politics - uncategorized)
Jorah captures Tyrion in Volantis. "I'm taking you to the Queen." (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
Lancel leads a troop of Sparrows to arrest Loras for his homosexuality.
Lancel: "Ser Loras, of House Tyrell. You have broken the laws of Gods and Men."
Loras Tyrell: "Who do you think you are?"
Lancel: "Justice."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Cersei betrays the Tyrells, exposing Ser Loras' homosexuality to the High Sparrow and causing him to be arrested. (Politics - uncategorized)
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Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Tormund convinces Jon to mobilize the Night's Watch (and Jon himself) to accompany him on the mission to Hardhome,  "They need to hear it from you. They need to know the ships they are boarding wot be torched in the middle of the sea. You come with me or I don't go." (Politics - uncategorized)
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Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Jorah convinces the slave trader Malko to take him to the fighting pits of Meereen instead of the slave city of Volantis.
Jorah: "I killed a Dothraki Bloodrider in single combat."
Malko: "Liar."
Jorah: "It's no lie. His name was Qotho. He was Bloodrider to Khal Drogo. Take me to Slaver's Bay, put a sword in my hand, I'll prove my worth."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Areo's Dornish guard wins the battle in the Water Gardens, arresting Bronn/Jaime and the Sand Snakes. (Politics - uncategorized)
41:43 (+3) Olyvar:
Olyvar betrays Loras Tyrell, exposing his homosexuality to the High Sparrow's inquest.
High Sparrow: "And what occurred in his chamber?"
Olyvar: "We engaged in intimate relations."
High Sparrow: "You lay with him?"
Olyvar: "That night and many others."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Cersei's betrayal of the Tyrells is realized further, as her manipulation of the Faith's inquest lands both Ser Loras and Margaery Tyrell in prison after she assures Olenna Tyrell that the High Sparrow's inquest would be merely a formality. (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 7: The Gift
Jon Snow names Ser Alliser acting commander at Castle Black. (Politics - uncategorized)
After promising to help Sansa Stark light a signal candle at the top of the broken tower, Reek instead goes directly to Ramsay Bolton to inform him of Sansa's plot. (Politics - uncategorized)
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Lancel confesses his and Cersei's sins to the High Sparrow.
High Sparrow: "A young man (Lancel) came to us not long ago. Broken in body and spirit. He had so much to strip away. So much weighing him down. But piece by piece, he unburdened himself. Let go of vanity, pride, sin. Now his soul is so light, he will float through the Seven Heavens like a bird. Hmm. And he has much to say about you."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 8: Hardhome
Tormund convinces the Wildlings to not kill Jon Snow for killing Mance. "None of you saw Mance die. I did. The southern king who broke our army, Stannis, wanted to burn him alive to send us a message. Jon Snow defied that cunt's orders. His arrow was mercy." (Politics - uncategorized)
Tormund convinces the Wildlings to accept Jon Snow's invitation and depart Hardhome to head south of the Wall.
Karsi: "I'll never trust a man in black. But I trust you, Tormund. If you say this is the way, we're with you."
Tormund: "This is the way."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Karsi and the Giant Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun agree to follow Tormund south of the Wall. (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Arya discovers Ser Meryn's pedophilic sexual tastes. (Politics - uncategorized)
Melisandre has convinced Stannis Baratheon to offer up his daughter Shireen for a sacrifice of her "king's blood". (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Theon finally breaks and betrays the Boltons, saving Sansa Stark from one of Myranda's arrows before throwing Myranda off the walls of Winterfell. (Politics - uncategorized)
The Mountain, rehabilitated by Qyburn, is made a member of the Kingsguard. (Politics - uncategorized)
Jon Snow is betrayed by Ser Alliser for helping to aid the Wildlings. "For the Watch." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
to the fortune teller, Maggy: "Tell me my future, or I'll have your two boring eyes gouged out of your head." (Threat)
Cersei inherit's Tywin's family lecture abilities.
to Jaime: "Tyrion may be a monster, but at least he killed our father on purpose. You killed him by mistake, with stupidity."
(Witty Insult)
as he watches Robin Arryn feebly train to fight: "Great warrior? He swings a sword like a girl with palsy." (Witty Insult)
Lancel: "I led you into the darkness."
Cersei: "I doubt you've ever led anyone anywhere."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Jaime: "I'm going to make this better.
Cersei: "You've never made anything better."
(Witty Insult)
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Braavosi thief: "That's a nice little sword. Worth a hundred pigeons a sword like that."
Arya: "Nothing's worth anything to dead men."
(Threat)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
Cersei with a jab to Margaery while talking to Tommen: "She's certainly very pretty, isn't she? Like a doll. She smiles quite a lot. Do you think she's intelligent? I can't quite tell, not that it matters." (Witty Insult)
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Arya: "Cunt!" (Funny Line)
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41:08 (+3) Olyvar:
In Littlefinger's brothel, during an elaborate roleplay of the Seven.
Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden..."
Olyvar: *muttering* "...always the Maiden."
(Funny Line)
41:15 (+3) Olyvar:
Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden... and the Stranger."
Olyvar: "Two is extra, you realize?"
(Funny Line)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
After Cersei sends Lord Mace Tyrell away to Braavos to negotiate with the Iron Bank:
Grand Maester Pycelle "The small council getting smaller and smaller..."
Cersei "Not small enough."
(Threat)
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"You know nothing, Jon Snow." (Witty Insult)
after asking Bronn to bury the bodies of the Dornish riders: "I can't dig very well with one hand. Not at all, really." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "I can't sleep without wine."
Jorah: "Then stay awake."
(Funny Line)
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Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Petyr Baelish: "Surely your uncle Kevan could muster a force."
Cersei: "My uncle Kevan has all the courage of a kitchen mouse."
(Witty Insult)
Areo puts his longaxe at Jaime Lannister's throat when he refuses to put down his sword.
"When you were whole, it would have been a good fight."
(Threat)
The Tyrell caravan stops just so Grandma Tyrell can deliver a burn on the entire city of King's Landing.
"Oh... you can smell the shit from five miles away."
(Funny Line)
"Renly Baratheon shagged half the stable boys in the Seven Kingdoms. Everyone knew, no one cared." (Witty Insult)
to Cersei: "Put the pen down, dear. We both know you're not writing anything." (Witty Insult)
to Olenna Tyrell: "Ah, yes. The famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns." (Witty Insult)
Cersei Lannister: "Ah, yes. The famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns."
Olenna: "And the famous tart, Queen Cersei."
(Witty Insult)
Cersei Lannister: "As for your veiled threats..."
Olenna: "What veil?"
(Threat)
Olenna Tyrell: "He understood that sometimes we must work with our rivals rather than destroy them."
Cersei: "House Lannister has no rival."
(Threat)
Episode 7: The Gift
High Sparrow: "I'm telling you a simple truth - I serve the Gods. The Gods demand justice."
Olenna: "How do they communicate their demands? By raven or horse?"
(Witty Insult)
Bronn: "?...I've tasted the Dornishman's wife. ?"
Tyene Sand: *claps* "...he's got a good voice."
Nymeria: "We're lucky he's a singer. If he were a fighter, we might have been in trouble."
(Witty Insult)
Petyr Baelish: "It was an establishment like no other. The sheer range of appetites catered to. Desires that didn't even exist until we invented them."
Olenna: "You've always been rather impressed with yourself, haven't you?"
(Witty Insult)
Petyr Baelish: "I promise you-"
Olenna Tyrell: "I promise you, Lord Baelish, that our fates are joined. Together we murdered a king. If my house should fall, I will have nothing to hide. And if I should meet with some accident here at your broken little flesh market, they'll never even find what's left of you."
(Threat)
Cersei taunts Margaery in the dungeons: "This is horrible. Unacceptable. Are they feeding you enough at least? I brought you this. Venison. It's quite good. I had it myself for supper only last night." (Witty Insult)
to Septa Unella: "Look at me! Look at my face. It's the last thing you'll see before you die." (Threat)
Episode 8: Hardhome
to Septa Unella: "I can make sure you die in the most hideous way imaginable. And all I do is sit here imaginging hideous ways for you to die." (Threat)
to Tormund: "You and the pretty crow do a lot of talking, Tormund? And when you're done talking, do you get down on your knees and suck his co-" (Threat)
on Jon Snow: "He's prettier than both my daughters, but he knows how to fight." (Witty Insult)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
to Jon: "You have a good heart, Jon Snow. It'll get us all killed." (Witty Insult)
Jaime criticizes Myrcella's revealing attire in Doran Martell's court:
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold."
(Witty Insult)
Nymeria taunts her half-sister Tyene as she dominates her in the slapping game 17 times in a row.
"Why do we play? I'm better than you. I'll always... *slap* ...be better than you. Have I ever missed? Once? *slap* I don't think I have, I can't *slap* recall. You must love humiliation. *slap* Or pain. *slap* Which do you love most, humiliation or *slap* ...pain? That one hurt, didn't it? *slap*"
(Witty Insult)
Arya Stark: "The thin man wasn't hungry today."
Jaqen: "Perhaps that is why a man is thin."
(Funny Line)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Tyrion: "Fine, fine. I suppose he can join us. Just as long as he promises not to kill me in my sleep."
Jorah: "If I ever kill you, your eyes will be wide open."
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
Cersei drinks at the start of Tywin Lannister's wake, as she listens to Loras drone on about Tywin's "force to be reckoned with." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Cersei's second glass of wine while listening to Lancel's attempt to convert her to religion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
Jorah drinks away his sorrows as he can't even get within the friendzone of the Daenerys cosplayer in Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
Jaime takes a swig while below the deck of the merchant vessel that is smuggling him to Dorne. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Cersei drinks while talking with Lord Petyr Baelish. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: Hardhome
Cersei slurps up the probably alcoholic liquid that Septa Unella spills on the dungeon floor. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Jaime drinks after Doran Martell proposes a toast. "Let us drink to Tommen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Jaqen drinks a glass of the poisoned liquid in the House of Black and White. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
32:02 (+10) Olyvar:
Olyvar in bed with Loras, admiring the striking resemblance of Loras' birthmarks to the geography of Dorne. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
19:50 (+10) Melisandre:
Melisandre visits the Lord Commander's chambers and undresses herself, in an attempt to woo Jon Snow. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Cersei is stripped naked and washed by the septas in the dungeons of Baelor's Sept. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Cersei is stripped for her walk of atonement through the streets of King's Landing. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
Episode 8: Hardhome
The Lord of Bones has his skull smashed in with his own club after insulting Tormund. (Death)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Hizdahr is stabbed to death by the Sons of the Harpy as they mount an attack on the fighting pits. (Death)
+1 for The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Jaqen commits suicide to balance out Arya's killing of Meryn Trant. "A girl stole from the Many-Faced God. Now a debt is owed. Only death can pay for life." (Death)
+1 for The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt), +1 for Hizdahr zo Loraq
Special
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
5:37 (+15) Arya Stark:
Arya recites her hitlist five times while waiting outside the House of Black & White. "Cersei. Walder Frey. The Mountain. Meryn Trant." (Special)
Jaime talks to Cersei about Myrcella. "The world can't know she's our daughter." (Special)
Cersei talks to Jaime about Myrcella. "Then don't call her your daughter. You've never been a father to her." (Special)
Jaqen reveals himself to Arya, removing his disguise and inviting her into the House of Black and White. (Special)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
41:31 (+3) Olyvar:
Olyvar protests as the Sparrows break into Littlefinger's brothel to expose the High Septon: "What are you doing? This establishment belongs to Lord Petyr Baelish, you can't-" (Special)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
Jaime: "We're not kidnapping their princess. We're rescuing my niece, bringing her back to her family."
Bronn: "Your niece?"
(Special)
Cersei pours a glass of wine during her meeting with the High Sparrow, though he refuses.
Cersei: "The old High Septon would have asked the vintage."
High Sparrow: "I could say that our minds are temples to the Seven and should be kept pure. But the truth is, I don't like the taste."
(Special)
10:26 (+3) Olyvar:
Olyvar grabs a Sparrow as they invade Littlefinger's brothel, and gets elbowed in the face. "This is Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment!" (Special)
Bronn gives a raised eye to Jaime as he rows the both of them to shore in Dorne. Jaime raises his metal hand in response. (Special)
Jaime catches the sword of the Dornish rider in metal hand, allowing him to counter and stab him through the heart. (Special)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Jorah finishes Tyrion's recital of a poem describing the Doom of Valyria. "... a city of a thousand years, and all that men had learned; The Doom consumed it all alike, and neither of them turned." (Special)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Lord Baelish makes a sly reference to Cersei's incest.
Cersei: "I'm the insulted party, Lord Baelish. Ser Loras was promised to me, instead he chose the company of boys."
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing."
(Special)
Cersei refills her glass of wine while talking with Lord Petyr Baelish. (Special)
Episode 7: The Gift
to Sansa: "I'm not Theon, m'lady. I'm Reek." (Special)
Sansa: "Promise me, Theon."
Reek: "Reek! My name is Reek."
(Special)
Episode 8: Hardhome
"I'm not Theon. There is no Theon. Reek." (Special)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Ellaria: "You love her very much, don't you?"
Jaime: "Of course, she's my niece."
Ellaria: "I wasn't talking about her."
(Special)
"Hear us now, my Lord. For you, we offer up this girl, that you may cleanse her with your fire and that its light may lead our way. Accept this token of our faith, my Lord, and lead us from the darkness. Lord of Light, show us the way. Lord of Light, protect us. For the night is dark and full of terrors." (Special)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
The High Septon confronts Cersei with the charges of her incest: "There are those that say your children were not fathered by King Robert, that they are bastards born of incest and adultery." (Special)
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Jaime is confronted with his incest by his own daughter, Myrcella: "I know. About you and mother. I think a part of me always knew. And I'm glad. I'm glad that you're my father." (Special)
Members of the crowd insult Cersei with references of her incest, as she performs her walk of atonement through the streets of King's Landing.
49:25: A man yells: "Bitch! Brother fucker!"
49:48: Indistinctly from the crowd: "Brother fucker!"
50:10: A man exposes himself and exclaims: "I'm a Lannister. Suck me off!"
50:51: A women yells on the stairs before being bludgeoned by a Sparrow: "Brother fucker!"
52:07: A man yells just before Cersei reaches the Red Keep's gates: "Brother fucker!"
(Special)
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