Jorah the Explorah!

LG Keeper League GoT S1

Owner: nyan

7-3, 227.5 pts
Points Z-Score: 2.234 (percentile: 98.74%)
Weeks at #1: 8
Categories won: Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (51), Acts of Intercourse (92), Glasses of Wine Consumed (45)
Best Week: Episode 1: Winter Is Coming (+40 points)
Team MVP: Tyrion Lannister (picked #3, 121 points, 53.19% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-3

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
A whore who works at a brothel in Winterfell.
#14 63 0 3 60 0 0 0 0 0
The third of the Lannister children, Tyrion is a dwarf who loves to whore and drink.
#3 121 1 36 32 42 6 0 4 0
Captain of Lord Eddard Stark's household guard.
#35 10.5 3 0 0 0 0 7.5 0 0
A ferocious warrior known as The Hound, Sandor serves as a personal bodyguard for Prince Joffrey Baratheon.
#19 12 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
A bloodrider sworn to protect Khal Drogo.
#46 11 2.5 0 0 3 0 5.5 0 0
A master swordfighter, who served as the First Sword of Braavos. He works as a teacher in King's Landing.
#30 7 0 3 0 0 0 0 4 0
Leader of the Storm Crows, one of the hill tribes living in the west of the Vale.
#51 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
A criminal from the Free Cities, recruited by Yoren to join the Night's Watch.
#62 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 227.5 12.5 51 92 45 6 13 8 0

Roster

charId Character Special
17
The third of the Lannister children, Tyrion is a dwarf who loves to whore and drink.
* +1 point each time he is denied a drink
* +1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender)
106
A whore who works at a brothel in Winterfell.
81
A ferocious warrior known as The Hound, Sandor serves as a personal bodyguard for Prince Joffrey Baratheon.
* +1 point for scenes where he eats
* 2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire
73
A master swordfighter, who served as the First Sword of Braavos. He works as a teacher in King's Landing.
+1 point every time he references the "God of Death".
16
Captain of Lord Eddard Stark's household guard.
139
A bloodrider sworn to protect Khal Drogo.
154
Leader of the Storm Crows, one of the hill tribes living in the west of the Vale.
105
A criminal from the Free Cities, recruited by Yoren to join the Night's Watch.
+1 every time he dons a new disguise
In the event that a Faceless Man's identity is ambiguous, points are awarded to the character whose face is worn at the time of the scoring event.
Kills
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
52:23 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor returns to the Inn with the body of Mycah, the butcher's boy. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
12:53 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion repeatedly bludgeons a hill tribesman to death with the tip of a shield during the ambush on the road to the Eyrie. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:21 (+3) Jory Cassel:
Jory cuts down three of Jaime Lannister's men after they are attacked outside of Littlefinger's brothel. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
50:11 (+2.5) Qotho:
Qotho breaks Viserys' arm (Major Injury of Named Character)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
56:32 (+1) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound slices through one of Stark soldiers during Ned's confrontation of Cersei in the throne room. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
57:26 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor: "Didn't pick you for a hunter."
Tyrion: "The greatest in the land. My spear never misses."
Sandor: "It's not hunting if you pay for it."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
5:45 (+6) Tyrion Lannister:
while disciplining Joffrey: "One word, and I hit you again."
Joffrey: "I'm telling mothe-" *SLAP*
(Threat)
6:13 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
After Tyrion lays the slapfest on Joffrey:
Hound: "The prince will remember that, little lord."
Tyrion: "I hope so. If he forgets, be a good dog and remind him."
(Witty Insult)
52:37 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
As the Hound brings Mycah's body back to town:
Ned: "The butcher's boy. You rode him down!"
Hound: "He ran. Not very fast."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
42:16 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Yoren: "And what about you my Lord, what's the strangest thing you've eaten?"
Tyrion: "Do Dornish girls count?"
(Funny Line)
42:50 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Benjen: "The Night's Watch is a joke to you, is it? Is that what we are Lannister, an army of jesters in black?"
Tyrion: "You don't have enough men to be an army, and aside from Yoren here, none of you are particularly funny."
(Witty Insult)
53:42 (+3) Syrio Forel:
during Arya's swordfighting lesson: "The steel must be part of your arm. Can you drop part of your arm? No." (Funny Line)
Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
4:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Bran: "I'm not a cripple."
Tyrion: "Then I'm not a dwarf. My father will rejoice to hear it!"
(Comeback)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
11:45 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Catelyn: "The dagger foun-"
Tyrion: "What sort of imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade?"
Rodrik: "Shall I gag him?"
Tyrion: "Why, am I starting to make sense?"
(Comeback)
13:24 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Bronn: "You need a woman. Nothing like a woman after a fight."
Tyrion: [looking at Lady Stark] "Well, I'm willing if she is."
(Funny Line)
17:52 (+3) Ros:
After their l
Theon: "I don't want to pay for it."
Ros: "Then get yourself a wife."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
24:01 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion confesses his "crimes" to the court at the Eyrie. "When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew, I flogged the one-eyed snake..." (Funny Line)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
20:56 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Shagga: "How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?"
Tyrion: "In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock."
(Funny Line)
21:40 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Shagga: "Are those the best weapons you could steal? Good enough for killing sheep, if the sheep don't fight back. Lannister smiths shit better steel." (Witty Insult)
43:51 (+3) Shagga:
Shagga: "If the half-man betrays us, Shagga son of Dolf will cut off his manhood-"
Tyrion: "and feed it to the goats, yes."
(Threat)
45:44 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tywin: "Your brother would never have submitted to capture so meekly."
Tyrion: "We have our differences, Jaime and I. He is braver. I am better looking."
(Funny Line)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
30:25 (+4) Tyrion Lannister:
Jaime finds Tyrion with Ros at the brothel in Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
30:35 (+12) Ros:
Ros with Tyrion at the brothel in Winterfell
(Act of Intercourse)
32:16 (+12) Tyrion Lannister:
Jaime needs Tyrion to hurry up so he won't be alone at the Winterfell feast - he invites three more whores for Tyrion at the brothel in Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
51:35 (+4) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion exposes himself to the elements to piss from atop the Wall. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
16:16 (+12) Ros:
Ros with a jealous Theon inside Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
43:52 (+4) Ros:
Ros lifts up her skirt for Theon as she leaves Winterfell for King's Landing.
Theon: "Let me see it one more time."
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
10:57 (+16) Ros:
Ros trains with Armeca after arriving at Littlefinger's brothel. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 9: Baelor
26:45 (+4) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion with Shae in his tent, after meeting her for the first time. "And I want you to fuck me like it's my last night in this world... which it may well be." (Act of Intercourse)
41:59 (+4) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion and Shae round two after Tyrion tells the story of his former wife. Bronn awkwardly leaves the tent. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
29:11 (+4) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion with Shae after he invites her to King's Landing with her
Tyrion: "because the King needs a Hand, and the Hand needs-"
Shae: "I know what a Hand needs."
(Act of Intercourse)
35:38 (+16) Ros:
Ros dresses after visiting Grand Maester Pycelle in his chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
30:25 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion chugs down a mug while he is with Ros at the brothel in Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
42:29 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion takes a sip from his flask to "prepare for a night with the Stark family" outside the feast at Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
50:30 (+3) Qotho:
Qotho takes a drink from his horn at Drogo and Daenerys' wedding. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
7:07 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
A drink at breakfast. "Bread. And two of those little fish. And a mug of dark beer to wash it down." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
43:03 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while chatting with Yoren and Benjen Stark. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
45:19 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks after a refill from Yoren. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
49:28 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while speaking with Maester Aemon and Lord Commander Mormont. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 9: Baelor
23:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks during the Lannister host's war planning. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
24:55 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks during his first meeting with Shae. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:19 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "You killed your first man before you were 12."
Bronn: "It was a woman."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:44 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "You once loved a woman many years ago but it turned out badly so you never let yourself love again."
Tyrion: "Oh wait, that's me."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
37:07 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "Your mother was a whore."
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
37:22 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "Your father left the family when you were very young, never to return."
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion: "Have we established the rules about lying?"
Shae: "Drink!"
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
38:00 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "I don't believe the life of the Silent Sisters is for you. So what's a lowborn girl to do?"
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
20:31 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks during a discussion with his father Tywin. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Political Wins
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
29:19 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Bronn volunteers to defend Tyrion in the Trial by Combat. "I'll stand for the dwarf." (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
21:19 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion is appointed Hand of the King by Tywin
Tywin: "... and you will head to King's Landing."
Tyrion "And do what?"
Tywin: "Rule. You will serve as Hand of the King in my stead. You will bring that boy King to heel and his mother too, if needs be."
(Politics (uncategorized))
Deaths
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
51:31 (+5) Jory Cassel:
Jory Cassel is stabbed in the eye by Jaime Lannister. (Death)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
+0.5 for Jory Cassel
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
+0.5 for Jory Cassel
Episode 8: The Pointy End
+0.5 for Jory Cassel
Episode 9: Baelor
34:04 (+5) Qotho:
Qotho is killed by Jorah after his arakh gets stuck in Jorah's armor. (Death)
+0.5 for Jory Cassel
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
+0.5 for Jory Cassel, +0.5 for Qotho
Special
Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
52:16 (+2) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion offers up a coin to anyone at the inn who will give him the room. Bronn accepts.
Tyrion: "Is there nothing I can do ... [holds up coin] ... to remedy this?"
Bronn : "You can have my room."
Tyrion: "There's a clever man."
(Special)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
15:43 (+2) Syrio Forel:
Syrio :"Do you pray to the gods?"
Arya: "The old and and the new."
Syrio: "There is only one god and his name is Death."
(Special)
39:42 (+2) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion tosses his bag of gold to Mord, as promised. (Special)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
5:38 (+2) Syrio Forel:
As Syrio faces down Ser Meryn Trant.
Syrio: "What do we say to the God of Death?"
Arya: "Not today."
(Special)