Jorah the Explorah!

LG Keeper League GoT S1

Owner: nyan

7-3, 48.5 roto pts (#1)
Z-Score: 1.518 (percentile: 93.56%)
Weeks at #1: 4
Categories won: Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (51), Glasses of Wine Consumed (45), Acts of Intercourse (92)
Best Week: Episode 2: The Kingsroad (+3.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Tyrion Lannister (picked #3, 121 points, 53.19% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-3

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
The third of the Lannister children, Tyrion is a dwarf who loves to whore and drink.
#3 121 1 6 36 42 32 0 0 4 0
A whore who works at a brothel in Winterfell.
#14 63 0 0 3 0 60 0 0 0 0
A ferocious warrior known as The Hound, Sandor serves as a personal bodyguard for Prince Joffrey Baratheon.
#19 12 6 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
A bloodrider sworn to protect Khal Drogo.
#46 11 2.5 0 0 3 0 0 5.5 0 0
Captain of Lord Eddard Stark's household guard.
#35 10.5 3 0 0 0 0 0 7.5 0 0
A master swordfighter, who served as the First Sword of Braavos. He works as a teacher in King's Landing.
#30 7 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 4 0
Leader of the Storm Crows, one of the hill tribes living in the west of the Vale.
#51 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
A criminal from the Free Cities, recruited by Yoren to join the Night's Watch.
#62 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 227.5 12.5 6 51 45 92 0 13 8 0

Roster

charId Character Special
17
The third of the Lannister children, Tyrion is a dwarf who loves to whore and drink.
* +1 point each time he is denied a drink
* +1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender)
106
A whore who works at a brothel in Winterfell.
81
A ferocious warrior known as The Hound, Sandor serves as a personal bodyguard for Prince Joffrey Baratheon.
* +1 point for scenes where he eats
* 2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire
73
A master swordfighter, who served as the First Sword of Braavos. He works as a teacher in King's Landing.
+1 point every time he references the "God of Death".
16
Captain of Lord Eddard Stark's household guard.
139
A bloodrider sworn to protect Khal Drogo.
154
Leader of the Storm Crows, one of the hill tribes living in the west of the Vale.
105
A criminal from the Free Cities, recruited by Yoren to join the Night's Watch.
+1 every time he dons a new disguise
In the event that a Faceless Man's identity is ambiguous, points are awarded to the character whose face is worn at the time of the scoring event.
Kills
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
Sandor returns to the Inn with the body of Mycah, the butcher's boy. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
Tyrion repeatedly bludgeons a hill tribesman to death with the tip of a shield during the ambush on the road to the Eyrie. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jory cuts down three of Jaime Lannister's men after they are attacked outside of Littlefinger's brothel. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
50:11 (+2.5) Qotho:
Qotho breaks Viserys' arm (Major Injury of Named Character)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
The Hound slices through one of Stark soldiers during Ned's confrontation of Cersei in the throne room. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
Bronn volunteers to defend Tyrion in the Trial by Combat. "I'll stand for the dwarf." (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
Tyrion is appointed Hand of the King by Tywin
Tywin: "... and you will head to King's Landing."
Tyrion "And do what?"
Tywin: "Rule. You will serve as Hand of the King in my stead. You will bring that boy King to heel and his mother too, if needs be."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
Sandor: "Didn't pick you for a hunter."
Tyrion: "The greatest in the land. My spear never misses."
Sandor: "It's not hunting if you pay for it."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
while disciplining Joffrey: "One word, and I hit you again."
Joffrey: "I'm telling mothe-" *SLAP*
(Threat)
After Tyrion lays the slapfest on Joffrey:
Hound: "The prince will remember that, little lord."
Tyrion: "I hope so. If he forgets, be a good dog and remind him."
(Witty Insult)
As the Hound brings Mycah's body back to town:
Ned: "The butcher's boy. You rode him down!"
Hound: "He ran. Not very fast."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
Yoren: "And what about you my Lord, what's the strangest thing you've eaten?"
Tyrion: "Do Dornish girls count?"
(Funny Line)
Benjen: "The Night's Watch is a joke to you, is it? Is that what we are Lannister, an army of jesters in black?"
Tyrion: "You don't have enough men to be an army, and aside from Yoren here, none of you are particularly funny."
(Witty Insult)
during Arya's swordfighting lesson: "The steel must be part of your arm. Can you drop part of your arm? No." (Funny Line)
Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
Bran: "I'm not a cripple."
Tyrion: "Then I'm not a dwarf. My father will rejoice to hear it!"
(Comeback)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
Catelyn: "The dagger foun-"
Tyrion: "What sort of imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade?"
Rodrik: "Shall I gag him?"
Tyrion: "Why, am I starting to make sense?"
(Comeback)
Bronn: "You need a woman. Nothing like a woman after a fight."
Tyrion: [looking at Lady Stark] "Well, I'm willing if she is."
(Funny Line)
17:52 (+3) Ros:
After their l
Theon: "I don't want to pay for it."
Ros: "Then get yourself a wife."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
Tyrion confesses his "crimes" to the court at the Eyrie. "When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew, I flogged the one-eyed snake..." (Funny Line)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
Shagga: "How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?"
Tyrion: "In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock."
(Funny Line)
to Shagga: "Are those the best weapons you could steal? Good enough for killing sheep, if the sheep don't fight back. Lannister smiths shit better steel." (Witty Insult)
43:51 (+3) Shagga:
Shagga: "If the half-man betrays us, Shagga son of Dolf will cut off his manhood-"
Tyrion: "and feed it to the goats, yes."
(Threat)
Tywin: "Your brother would never have submitted to capture so meekly."
Tyrion: "We have our differences, Jaime and I. He is braver. I am better looking."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
Tyrion chugs down a mug while he is with Ros at the brothel in Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion takes a sip from his flask to "prepare for a night with the Stark family" outside the feast at Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
50:30 (+3) Qotho:
Qotho takes a drink from his horn at Drogo and Daenerys' wedding. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
A drink at breakfast. "Bread. And two of those little fish. And a mug of dark beer to wash it down." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
Tyrion drinks while chatting with Yoren and Benjen Stark. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks after a refill from Yoren. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while speaking with Maester Aemon and Lord Commander Mormont. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 9: Baelor
Tyrion drinks during the Lannister host's war planning. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks during his first meeting with Shae. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "You killed your first man before you were 12."
Bronn: "It was a woman."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "You once loved a woman many years ago but it turned out badly so you never let yourself love again."
Tyrion: "Oh wait, that's me."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "Your mother was a whore."
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "Your father left the family when you were very young, never to return."
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion: "Have we established the rules about lying?"
Shae: "Drink!"
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while playing never have I ever with Bronn and Shae!
Tyrion: "I don't believe the life of the Silent Sisters is for you. So what's a lowborn girl to do?"
Shae: "Drink."
Tyrion takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
Tyrion drinks during a discussion with his father Tywin. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
Jaime finds Tyrion with Ros at the brothel in Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
30:35 (+12) Ros:
Ros with Tyrion at the brothel in Winterfell
(Act of Intercourse)
Jaime needs Tyrion to hurry up so he won't be alone at the Winterfell feast - he invites three more whores for Tyrion at the brothel in Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
Tyrion exposes himself to the elements to piss from atop the Wall. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
16:16 (+12) Ros:
Ros with a jealous Theon inside Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
43:52 (+4) Ros:
Ros lifts up her skirt for Theon as she leaves Winterfell for King's Landing.
Theon: "Let me see it one more time."
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
10:57 (+16) Ros:
Ros trains with Armeca after arriving at Littlefinger's brothel. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 9: Baelor
Tyrion with Shae in his tent, after meeting her for the first time. "And I want you to fuck me like it's my last night in this world... which it may well be." (Act of Intercourse)
Tyrion and Shae round two after Tyrion tells the story of his former wife. Bronn awkwardly leaves the tent. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
Tyrion with Shae after he invites her to King's Landing with her
Tyrion: "because the King needs a Hand, and the Hand needs-"
Shae: "I know what a Hand needs."
(Act of Intercourse)
35:38 (+16) Ros:
Ros dresses after visiting Grand Maester Pycelle in his chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
Jory Cassel is stabbed in the eye by Jaime Lannister. (Death)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
+0.5 for Jory Cassel
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
+0.5 for Jory Cassel
Episode 8: The Pointy End
+0.5 for Jory Cassel
Episode 9: Baelor
34:04 (+5) Qotho:
Qotho is killed by Jorah after his arakh gets stuck in Jorah's armor. (Death)
+0.5 for Jory Cassel
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
+0.5 for Jory Cassel, +0.5 for Qotho
Special
Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
Tyrion offers up a coin to anyone at the inn who will give him the room. Bronn accepts.
Tyrion: "Is there nothing I can do ... [holds up coin] ... to remedy this?"
Bronn : "You can have my room."
Tyrion: "There's a clever man."
(Special)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
Syrio :"Do you pray to the gods?"
Arya: "The old and and the new."
Syrio: "There is only one god and his name is Death."
(Special)
Tyrion tosses his bag of gold to Mord, as promised. (Special)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
As Syrio faces down Ser Meryn Trant.
Syrio: "What do we say to the God of Death?"
Arya: "Not today."
(Special)