Joffrey Did Nothing Wrong

The Besteros of Westeros

Owner: johnssec16

0-6, 43.5 roto pts (#13)
Z-Score: -1.438 (percentile: 7.51%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won: Deaths (43)
Best Week: Episode 3: The Long Night (+10 roto points)
Team MVP: Rhaegal (picked #18, 161 points, 67.36% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-0

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#18 161 147 3 0 0 0 0 5 6 0
#39 33 2 3 6 0 0 0 14 0 8
#46 30 10 0 3 0 0 0 14 3 0
#11 15 5 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
Totals 239 164 6 9 0 0 0 43 9 8

Roster

charId Character Special
390
* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points)
* on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air)
* objects burned in non-combat situations
391
* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points)
* on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air)
* objects burned in non-combat situations
45
258
+1 whenever she puts an adult in their place
Kills
Episode 3: The Long Night
16:41 (+62) Rhaegal:
Sansa and Arya look on as Rhaegal torches the front line of wights with dragonfire - 33 wights are seen burning or thrown into the air by the blast (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Edd rescues Samwell Tarly and stabs the wight on top of him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
29:09 (+40) Rhaegal:
After the trench is lit, Jon and Rhaegal venture out and ignite a cluster of wights just outside the Winterfell gate. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
33:21 (+40) Rhaegal:
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons) (Kill of Unnamed Character)
While being crushed to death in its hand, Lyanna thrusts her dragonglass dagger into the Wight Giant's eye. (Kill of Named Character)
55:26 (+5) Rhaegal:
Rhaegal engages in a vicious mid-air fight with Viserion, ripping the scales off his breast and ultimately breaking Viserion's jaw. (Major Injury of Named Character)
55:32 (+5) Viserion:
Viserion slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
33:29 (+3) Rhaegal:
Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
"And now our Watch begins." (House Words)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
to Jon Snow: "You left Winterfell a King and came back a - I'm not sure what you are now. A lord? Nothing at all?" (Witty Insult)
submitted by ani (approved!)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
(Funny Line)
Edd: "Samwell Tarly. Slayer of White Walkers, Lover of Ladies. As if we needed any more signs the world was ending." (Funny Line)
Deaths
Episode 3: The Long Night
Edd has a sword run through his back, moments after rescuing Samwell Tarly from another wight attack. (Death)
Lyanna is crushed to death by a Wight Giant, taking it down with her as she stabs it with a dragonglass dagger. (Death)
56:09 (+5) Viserion:
Dueling with Rhaegal and then Drogon in aerial combat, the Night King is thrown off Viserion's back and Viserion soon after has his neck snapped by Drogon. (Death)
submitted by codyandrew77 (approved!)
Lyanna's body is shown on the floor before she reanimates as an undead wight. (Dead Body Appearance)
Edd's body is shown on the ground as he reanimates as an undead wight. (Dead Body Appearance)
76:06 (+5) Viserion:
Viserion collapses for the final time after Arya kills the Night King (Death)
Wight Eddison Tollet dies with the Night King if she has not already died in a previous battle. (Death)
Wight Lyanna Mormont dies with the Night King if she has not already died in a previous battle. (Death)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Edd's body lies atop a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell as Samwell Tarly says his goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)
Jon approaches Lyanna Mormont's body as they light the funeral pyres to honor the dead after the Battle of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
53:32 (+5) Rhaegal:
Rhaegal is hit by three scorpion bolts from Euron and the Greyjoy fleet, falling out of the sky and plunging into the waters next to Dragonstone. (Death)
Special
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Lyanna tells off Jorah Mormont for trying to convince her to stay safe in the crypts.

Lyanna: "I have trained my men, women and children. I have fought before. I can fight again.
JORAH: "Please, listen to me. You're the future of our house."
LYANNA: "I don't need you to remind me of that."
Jorah: "You'll be safer in the crypt. These things we're fighting-
Lyanna: "I will not hide underground. I pledged to fight for the North - and I will fight."
Samwell, interrupting: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"
Lyanna: "It's all right. We're done here."
(Special)
Episode 3: The Long Night
43:16 (+3) Rhaegal:
Rhaegal does an evasive 360 barrel role and flies down after almost being hit by Viserion's blue flame. (Special)
43:38 (+3) Rhaegal:
Rhaegal does another 360 barrel roll as Jon tries to get him back in control. (Special)
The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!"
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
submitted by niketbp (approved!)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)