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The Besteros of Westeros

Owner: afcampeau

5-1, 69 roto pts (#7)
Z-Score: 0.09 (percentile: 53.58%)
Weeks at #1: 2
Categories won: A Game of Thrones (26)
Best Week: Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (+7 roto points)
Team MVP: Tormund Giantsbane (picked #15, 157 points, 75.12% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-4

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#15 157 40 3 27 15 5 3 0 42 22
#14 52 0 9 0 0 0 23 0 12 8
#43 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#42 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 209 40 12 27 15 5 26 0 54 30

Roster

charId Character Special
7
* Bran introducing himself into a scene by creepily staring at people * Summer's actions contribute to his points * Scores points for each scene where he breaks out of his tree-trance and shows any of the following emotions: sadness (visible tears), happiness (audible laughter or smiles with teeth), fear (audible screams) * Scores points for each instance he uses his Warg ability
67
* every mention of "killing Crows"
* every on-screen second he stares into Brienne's soul (rounded up)
249
270
+1 for each song sung
Kills
Episode 3: The Long Night
Tormund slashes a wight across the chest as Drogon rains down fire in teh background. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund knees a wight in the zombie balls as Drogon's fire rages around. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund slashes two wights before the snowstorm overwhelms the battlefield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund slashes three wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund cuts down a wight while telling the troops to fall back, then brings his axe down at a wight that attacks his leg. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund slashes a wight as his group makes a running retreat back to Winterfell (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund cuts down two wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund cuts down a wight as Melisandre works to light the trench on fire. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund finds something to stab in the mostly empty ribcage of a wight climbing over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund turns around to protect Gendry, kicking a wight off of their backs in the Winterfell courtyard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund beheads a wight atop the castle walls. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund flails wildly and kills two wights as he and Gendry battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund cuts down a wight as he and Gendry fend off the horde atop a pile of bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund stabs down into the mound of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
Despite his attempts to travel anonymously, Bran is there to greet Jaime Lannister as he arrives in Winterfell - the "old friend" Bran has been waiting for. (Secret Discovery)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Jon gives charge of Ghost to Tormund, to take him back to his natural habitat north of the Wall. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
After his nomination by Tyrion, Bran is selected to be King of Westeros.

"All hail Bran the Broken, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm."
(New Title)
Bran overrules both Tyrion and Grey Worm's suggestions in naming Tyrion as his Hand of the King.

Grey Worm: "This man is a criminal. He deserves justice."
Bran: "He just got it. He's made many terrible mistakes. He's going to spend the rest of his life fixing them."
(Executive Decision)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
Eddison Tollet: "Stay back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!!"
(Funny Line)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
"The big woman still here?" (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk]
(Funny Line)
The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller."
(Funny Line)
Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.

"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk."
(Funny Line)
to Brienne: "I'm no King, but if I were, I'd knight you ten times over." (Funny Line)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Tormund demands Jon finish off his horn of wine in front of a celebratory crowd at the Feast of Winterfell.

Tormund: "We have to celebrate our victory."
Jon: "Vomiting is not celebrating."
Tormund: "...yes, it is."
(Funny Line)
"Now, which one of you cowards shit in my pants?" (Funny Line)
Jon: "Rhaegal needs to heal. He doesn't need me weighing him down."
Tormund: "You weigh as much as two fleas fucking."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Tormund glugs straight from the pitcher during the Feast of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Tormund drinks from his horn as the crowd toasts both Daenerys and Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
After being spurned by Brienne, Tormund rebounds with a Northern girl who fancies him at the Feast of Winterfell.

Northern girl: " You can touch me. I'm not afraid of Wildlings."
Tormund: "Maybe you should be."
(Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
Episode 1: Winterfell
Bran sits in his wheelchair as he waits for Jon Snow and his entourage to arrive back to Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the back corner of the court at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair and stares at Tyrion from the mudy courtyard of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair as Samwell Tarly steps out into the courtyard. (Basic Seat)
Bran has apparently sat in his wheelchair overnight through a light snowstorm, finally seeing his expected old friend Jaime Lannister arrive to Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the Court of Winterfell.
Jaime: "We were at war. Everything I did, I did for my house and my family. i'd do it all again."
Bran: "The things we do for love."
(Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair in the Godswood as he has a conversation with Jaime. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair while the group plans for the Battle of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane. (Basic Seat)
Tormund and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Bran is wheeled past Tyrion by Theon, as everyone inside Winterfell gets ready for battle. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits as he and Theon nervously watch the snowstorm rustle through the trees of the Godswood. (Basic Seat)
Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair in the Godswood, doing his mysterious warg thing and probably taking some sweet drone shots of the battle or something. (Basic Seat)
71 minutes into the episode, Bran continues to sit in the Godswood. (Basic Seat)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Bran sits in his wheelchair among the crowd as they pay their respects to the dead from the Battle of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair behind the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair in the background of Daenerys' war planning meeting. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in a wheelchair in the Godswood during the Stark family intervention meeting with Jon. (Basic Seat)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Bran is seated in his wheelchair as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros are seated in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)
Bran is wheeled out to the King's Landing docks for the Starks' final farewell with Jon Snow (Seat of Power)
Bran is wheeled into the Small Council meeting by Brienne (Seat of Power)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
Not even the upper balcony is safe, as Tyrion endures a staredown from Bran who is stuck in the muddy courtyard of Winterfell. (Special)
Ravaged by news about the deaths of his family and in emotional turmoil, Samwell Tarly stumbles into the court of Winterfell to find Bran staring and waiting for him. Bran gives him a homework assignment. (Special)
After trekking for weeks incognito to make it up to Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran just sitting there and staring at him. (Special)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Tormund greets Jon with a bear tackle and calls him "My little Crow." (Special)
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Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)

"We're all going to die... but at least we die together."
(Special)
Tormund stares at Brienne as he enters the fireplace room (6 cumulative seconds staring at Brienne). She stares back.
"It could be our last night in this world, you know?"
(Special)
Episode 3: The Long Night
The Night King is half an hour late and not responding to texts, so Bran wargs into a flock of ravens to scout out the battlefield and find out where he's at. (Special)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Tormund eagerly stares at Brienne as she excuses herself to take a piss. His 3-second gaze is unfortunately interrupted by Jaime. (Special)
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The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!"
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell. (Funny Line)
Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Tormund continually splashes wine EVERYWHERE as he regales the crowd with the legend of Jon Snow. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Tormund's heart is broken as he regales his story to Clegane. "And after all that, this fucker comes north and takes her from me. Just takes her, like that. I mean it, Clegane. My heart is broken." (Sad Feels)
Jon: *struggles internally with secret heritage*
Bran: "It's your choice."
Jon: "I need to tell you a secret. But you have to swear you can't tell anyone."
Sansa, Arya: "We swear it."
Jon: "Alright, here goes... Bran, tell 'em."
(I've made a huge mistake.)
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Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall.

Tormund: "It isn't home. We need room to wander. I'll take them back through Castle Black as soon as the winter storms pass. Back where we belong."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch.

Jon: "I'm sorry I wasn't there when you needed me."
Bran: "You were exactly where you were supposed to be."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)