Cersei Lannister

* +1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured
* +1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)

Raw Stats

Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Kills Cmd. Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
5117 2447 489 600 930 0 318 0 333 0

Event Log

Kills
Episode 3: The Queen's Justice
0:00 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei plants a kiss on Tyene Sand, poisoning her with the Long Farewell - the same poison used by Ellaria Sand to kill Myrcella Baratheon. (Major Injury of Named Character)
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Episode 8: The Prince of Winterfell
32:45 (+1) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei has Ros beaten bloody, after mistaking her for Tyrion's secret lover. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Episode 9: Blackwater
23:38 (+6) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei orders Illyn pane to execute 3 deserters who Ser Mandon Moore catches running away.
Ser Mandon Moore: "The lads caught a groom and two maids trying to sneak away with a stolen horse and some gold cups."
Cersei: "The battle's first traitors. Have Ser Ilyn see to them. Put their heads on spikes outside the stables as a warning."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:15 (+1) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei shoves past the injured Lancel Lannister, pushing him into a column and leaving him writhing on the floor. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
17:14 (+60) Cersei Lannister:
A candle burns down to ignite the cache of wildfire buried beneath the Sept of Baelor, creating a massive detonation that obliterates the Sept and the audience awaiting Cersei's Trial by Seven. The High Sparrow, Lancel Lannister, Kevan Lannister, Mace Tyrell, Loras Tyrell, and Margaery Tyrell perish as the wildfire explosion erupts through the floor of the Sept. (Kill of Named Character)
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17:15 (+452) Cersei Lannister:
A candle burns down to ignite the cache of wildfire buried beneath the Sept of Baelor, creating a massive detonation that obliterates the Sept and the audience awaiting Cersei's Trial by Seven. Along with the High Sparrow, Small Council, and the Tyrell royal family, 226 other members of the audience perish as the wildfire explosion erupts through the floor of the Sept. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
17:30 (+4) Cersei Lannister:
Two King's Landing pedestrians are consumed in the Sept of Baelor wildfire explosion. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
17:31 (+76) Cersei Lannister:
38 pedestrians in the square outside the Sept of Baelor are overrun as the explosion of wildfire spills outward onto the streets of King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
17:36 (+6) Cersei Lannister:
A King's Landing pedestrian is crushed by a bell jettisoned from the explosion at the Sept of Baelor. Two other pedestrians are also destroyed as the alley becomes engulfed in wildfire. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
9:50 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to the fortune teller, Maggy: "Tell me my future, or I'll have your two boring eyes gouged out of your head." (Threat)
10:34 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei inherit's Tywin's family lecture abilities.
to Jaime: "Tyrion may be a monster, but at least he killed our father on purpose. You killed him by mistake, with stupidity."
(Witty Insult)
30:51 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Lancel: "I led you into the darkness."
Cersei: "I doubt you've ever led anyone anywhere."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 1: The North Remembers
41:11 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei seizes Littlefinger after his threat. "Seize him ... Cut his throat ... Stop. Oh wait, I've changed my mind. Let him go." (Threat)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
16:01 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Jaime: "I'm going to make this better.
Cersei: "You've never made anything better."
(Witty Insult)
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Episode 3: The High Sparrow
9:33 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei with a jab to Margaery while talking to Tommen: "She’s certainly very pretty, isn’t she? Like a doll. She smiles quite a lot. Do you think she’s intelligent? I can’t quite tell, not that it matters.” (Witty Insult)
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Episode 3: The Queen's Justice
28:34 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Ellaria Sand: "Your daughter will die here in this cell, and you will be here watching when she does. You'll be here the rest of your days. If you refuse to eat, we'll force food down your throat. You will live to watch your daughter rot. To watch that beautiful face collapse - to bone and dust. All the while contemplating the choices you've made.

Make sure the guards change the torches every few hours. I don't want her to miss a thing."
(Threat)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
7:11 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
After Cersei sends Lord Mace Tyrell away to Braavos to negotiate with the Iron Bank:
Grand Maester Pycelle "The small council getting smaller and smaller..."
Cersei "Not small enough."
(Threat)
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Episode 5: Eastwatch
13:45 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Jaime Lannister: "[Olenna's] dead, like her son, her grandchildren, her whole house. And if we don't find a way out of this war, we'll follow them."
Cersei: "So we fight and die or we submit and die. I know my choice. A soldier should know his."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
41:56 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Robert: "I'm sorry your marriage to Ned Stark didn't work out. You seemed so good together." (Witty Insult)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
3:14 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Robert: "I should wear the armor, and you the gown." (Witty Insult)
Episode 6: The Old Gods and the New
25:44 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Tyrion: "One day I pray you love someone. I pray you love her so much, when you close your eyes, you see her face. I want that for you. I want you to know what it's like to love someone, to truly love someone, before I take her from you." (Threat)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
27:45 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Petyr Baelish: "Surely your uncle Kevan could muster a force."
Cersei: "My uncle Kevan has all the courage of a kitchen mouse."
(Witty Insult)
36:37 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Olenna Tyrell: "Ah, yes. The famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns." (Witty Insult)
37:53 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Olenna Tyrell: "He understood that sometimes we must work with our rivals rather than destroy them."
Cersei: "House Lannister has no rival."
(Threat)
Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf
7:44 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
briefing Gregor Clegane in Jaime's presence: "If anything goes wrong, kill the silver-haired bitch first, then our brother, then the bastard who calls himself King. The rest of them you can kill in any order you see fit." (Threat)
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Episode 7: You Win or You Die
8:21 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
on her wedding night with Robert: "Then that night he crawled on top of me, stinking of wine, and did what he did what little he could do." (Witty Insult)
9:22 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Ned: "When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground." (Threat)
Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf
19:45 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Jon Snow: "Lord Tyrion tells me a million people live in this city. They're about to become a million more soldiers in the Army of the Dead."
Cersei: "I imagine for most of them it would be an improvement."
(Comeback)
27:06 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
after Jon Snow rejects her offer of truce: "Then there is nothing left to discuss. The dead will come north first. Enjoy dealing with them. We will deal with whatever is left of you." (Threat)
Episode 7: The Gift
52:01 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei taunts Margaery in the dungeons: "This is horrible. Unacceptable. Are they feeding you enough at least? I brought you this. Venison. It's quite good. I had it myself for supper only last night." (Witty Insult)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
55:04 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
"Is this meant to be your shield, Lord Stark? A piece of paper." *rips up Robert's letter* (Threat)
Episode 7: The Gift
58:48 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Septa Unella: "Look at me! Look at my face. It's the last thing you'll see before you die." (Threat)
Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf
61:07 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei: "What are you doing?"
Jaime: "Preparing the expedition north."
Cersei: "Expedition north? I always knew you were the stupidest Lannister."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 8: No One
12:53 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Lancel Lannister: "Order your man (Gregor Clegane) to step aside, or there will be violence."
Cersei: "... I choose violence."
(Threat)
Episode 8: Hardhome
26:22 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Septa Unella: "I can make sure you die in the most hideous way imaginable. And all I do is sit here imaginging hideous ways for you to die." (Threat)
Episode 8: The Prince of Winterfell
28:48 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Tyrion: "I have a certain sympathy for odd little boys."
Cersei: "You and Varys both."
(Witty Insult)
32:02 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Tyrion: "Don't worry, she'll (Tyrion's lover) be treated gently enough... unless Joffrey is hurt. And then every wound he suffers she'll suffer, too. And if he dies, there isn't a man alive who could devise a more painful death for your little cunt." (Threat)
Episode 9: Blackwater
9:26 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Pycelle: "Be careful on the stairs, Grand Maester. There are so many." (Witty Insult)
31:28 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
"If it were anyone else outside those gates, I might have hoped for a private audience. But this is Stannis Baratheon. I'd have a better chance of seducing his horse." (Witty Insult)
31:41 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Sansa: "Have I shocked you, little dove? Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between your legs. Learn how to use it. Drink.

Do you have any notion of what happens when a city is sacked? No, you wouldn't, would you? If the city falls, these fine women should be in for a bit of a rape. Half of them will have bastards in their bellies come the morning. You'll be glad of your red flower then. When a man's blood is up, anything with tits looks good. A precious thing like you will look very, very good. A slice of cake just waiting to be eaten."
(Threat)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
21:10 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Septa Unella: "This is Ser Gregor Clegane. He's quiet, too. Your Gods have forsaken you. This is your god now."
(Threat)
21:49 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
as she locks Septa Unella in with Gregor Clegane: "Shame. Shame. Shame." (Witty Insult)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
59:28 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Bran stumbles on Jaime and Cersei in the watchtower. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 3: Breaker of Chains
14:17 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei is raped by Jaime in the Sept next to Joffrey's body. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 3: The Queen's Justice
30:30 (+40) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei throws off the bed sheets to reveal herself in the morning after a night with Jaime. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
43:08 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei and Jaime get it on after hot and heavy dirty talk about the power of House Lannister and destroying their enemies. "They've made us both stronger, all of them. They have no idea how strong we are. No idea what we're going to do to them. We've always been together. We'll always be together." (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
18:44 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei with her cousin Lancel: "Stop talking. Get back into bed." (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 10: The Children
18:54 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei chooses Jaime in the Kingsguard room. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
38:04 (+20) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei is stripped naked and washed by the septas in the dungeons of Baelor's Sept. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
45:00 (+20) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei is stripped for her walk of atonement through the streets of King's Landing. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: Dragonstone
20:52 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes a sip from the glass while discussing the failed alliance with the Freys after Walder's assassination. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 1: Two Swords
27:38 (+20) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks while Jaime outfits his new hand. She downs 2 glasses in this scene. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
28:54 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks at the start of Tywin Lannister's wake, as she listens to Loras drone on about Tywin's "force to be reckoned with." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
31:50 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei's second glass of wine while listening to Lancel's attempt to convert her to religion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 2: Home
19:25 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes a sip while speaking with her son Tommen. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Episode 2: The Lion and the Rose
32:34 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks while Olenna speaks with Sansa. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
45:20 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei during the wedding. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: What Is Dead May Never Die
22:27 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks during dinner with Sansa, Myrcella, and Tommen. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: The Queen's Justice
28:15 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei downs a shot of Long Farewell antidote after poisoning Tyene Sand with a kiss. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
31:24 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks while discussing the Iron Throne's debt payments with Tycho Nestoris, a representative of the Iron Bank. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Spoils of War
6:40 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks while discussing the delivery of Tyrell gold to Tycho Nestoris of the Iron Bank. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: Oathkeeper
24:49 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks from an elaborate goblet while speaking with Jaime. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 5: The Ghost of Harrenhal
10:13 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks while hearing the reports of chaos in Renly's camp. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 5: First of His Name
18:19 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Tywin pours her a glass, enabling his daughter's drinking problems. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
45:47 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks while commiserating with Robert about their marriage and the realm. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
26:24 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks while talking with Lord Petyr Baelish. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: No One
11:15 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks in her chambers as Qyburn arrives to deliver a request from the Faith Militant. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: Hardhome
26:57 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei slurps up the probably alcoholic liquid that Septa Unella spills on the dungeon floor. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: The Mountain and the Viper
47:10 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks as the Trial by Combat begins. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 9: Blackwater
8:29 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes a drink while talking with Pycelle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
23:27 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes her first drink in the ladies' chamber while talking with Sansa. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
29:03 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks her second glass of wine as Ser Dontos is juggling. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:32 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei's third drink while talking with Sansa in the ladies' chamber. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
46:00 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei's takes her fourth cup of wine while Lancel gives her a report on the battle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
17:51 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks as she watches the wildfire explosion engulf the Sept of Baelor from the safety of her chambers in the Red Keep. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Dragonstone
22:40 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Over Jaime's protests, Cersei meets with Euron Greyjoy to hear his alliance proposal, although it ultimately ends in Euron leaving empty-handed with a promise to return with a gift. (Executive Decision)
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Episode 2: Stormborn
19:17 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Qyburn presents a high-powered dragon-killing ballista to Cersei. "Apparently, one of Daenerys' dragons was wounded by spears in the fighting pits of Meereen. If they can be wounded, they can be killed." (New Weapon)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
31:17 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei stacks the Small Council in her favor, appointing the loyal Mace Tyrell as Master of Coin and Qyburn as Master of Whisperers, over the protests of Grand Maester Pycelle and Kevan Lannister.
Grand Maester Pycelle: "Your Grace... him? This- this man (Qyburn)? This... embarrassment to the Citadel? ... what qualifications can he possibly have for this post?"
Cersei: "The qualification of loyalty, Grand Maester. That's far more than the eunuch ever had."
(Politics (uncategorized))
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Episode 3: The Queen's Justice
22:34 (+6) Cersei Lannister:
Euron Greyjoy presents his gift to Cersei - the captured Ellaria and Tyene Sand. (New Follower/Prisoner)
23:28 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei accepts Euron Greyjoy's proposal of an alliance, appointing him at the head of her navy. (New Follower/Prisoner)
30:40 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei casually reveals her night of incest with Jaime in her chambers as she opens the door for one of her handmaidens.

Jaime: "What are you doing? No one can see us like this."
Cersei: "I am Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, I'll do as I please."
(Executive Decision)
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33:09 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei convinces the Iron Bank against investing in Daenerys Targaryen, and to give her an extension on her loan instead: "From what I gather, she considers herself more of a revolutionary than a monarch. In your experience, how do bankers usually fare with revolutionaries? The Lannisters owe the Iron Bank quite a lot of money, but Lannisters always pay their debts. Do former slaves or Dothraki or dragons?"

Tycho Nestoris: "Your father's daughter, indeed."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
46:18 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei has the High Septon imprisoned. "The High Septon's behavior was corrosive, as was his attitude. Having a man like that reside in the Sept eats away the Faith from the inside. So now he resides in the Red Keep's dungeons instead." (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
13:00 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei betrays the Tyrells, exposing Ser Loras' homosexuality to the High Sparrow and causing him to be arrested. (Politics (uncategorized))
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Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
39:52 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Despite their initial protests, Cersei convinces the Hand of the King Kevan Lannister and Olenna Tyrell to go with her plan to march the Tyrell army into King's Landing to arrest the High Sparrow and rescue Queen Margaery.
Kevan Lannister: "We'll have civil war. Many will die."
Olenna Tyrell: "Many will die no matter what we do. Better them than us."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 5: Eastwatch
11:49 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
With the delivery of the Tyrell gold and a repayment of debts to the Iron Bank, Cersei secures a new loan: "We have the Tyrell gold, we have the Iron Bank behind us. We can buy mercenaries." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
12:57 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Jaime explains to Cersei that it was Olenna Tyrell who had assassinated Joffrey, not Tyrion.

Jaime: "It was Olenna. She confessed before she died."
Cersei: "And this was before or after she drank the poison you so kindly provided her?"
Jaime: "After."
Cersei: "And you believed her?"
Jaime: "If you were Olenna, would you rather have seen your granddaughter married to Joffrey or Tommen? Which one would Margaery have been better able to control? Which one would have made Olenna the true ruler of the Seven Kingdoms? She was telling the truth."
(Secret Discovery)
13:45 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei rejects Jaime's plea to find a peaceful solution out of the conflict with Daenerys.

Jaime: "And if we don't find a way out of this war, we'll follow them."
Cersei: "So we fight and die or we submit and die. I know my choice. A soldier should know his."
(Executive Decision)
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41:06 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei reveals that she is already aware of Jaime and Tyrion's secret meeting.

Cersei: "Are you going to punish him?"
Jaime: "Tyrion?"
Cersei: "Bronn. He betrayed you. He set up a meeting without your knowledge or consent. Do you think anything of importance happens in this city without me knowing?"
(Secret Discovery)
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
42:26 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei convinces Jaime to accept Tommen's assignment to lead the Lannister army to assist Walder Frey in taking back Riverrun.

"Stand at the head of our army where you belong, where Father wanted you. Show our men where their loyalties belong. Show them what Lannisters are, what we do to our enemies. And take that stupid little castle back because it's ours and because you can."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
43:05 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei's betrayal of the Tyrells is realized further, as her manipulation of the Faith's inquest lands both Ser Loras and Margaery Tyrell in prison after she assures Olenna Tyrell that the High Sparrow's inquest would be merely a formality. (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
0:00 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei becomes Queen Regent to Joffrey after Robert's death. (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 7: A Man Without Honor
33:38 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei: "Permit me to share some womanly wisdom with you on this very special day. The more people you love, the weaker you are. You'll do things for them that you know you shouldn't do. You'll act the fool to make them happy, to keep them safe. Love no one but your children. On that front, a mother has no choice."
Sansa: "But... shouldn't I love Joffrey, Your Grace?"
Cersei: "You can try, little dove."
(Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf
62:06 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei declares that the Lannister armies will not be sent north to help fight the White Walkers, over Jaime's protests.

"The monsters are real. The White Walkers, the dragons, the Dothraki screamers all the frightening stories we heard when we were young, they're all real. So be it. Let the monsters kill each other. And while they battle in the North, we take back the lands that belong to us."
(Executive Decision)
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62:50 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei figures that Daenerys has lost one of her dragons and has only two left.

Cersei: "How many dragons did you see at the pit?"
Jaime: "Two."
Cersei: "What happened to the third?
Jaime: "For all we know, it's guarding her fleet!"
Cersei: "She came here with her dragons and her Dothraki and her Unsullied. She came here to show us all her power. No, something happened. The dragons are vulnerable."
(Secret Discovery)
63:59 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei has bought the services of the mercenary Golden Company. "Highgarden bought us the most powerful army in Essos the Golden Company. 20,000 men, horses, elephants, I believe." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
64:12 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei reneges on her promise to send her armies to fight the Army of the Dead in the north, threatening Jaime with treason for disobeying.

Jaime: "I pledged to ride north. I intend to honor that pledge."
Cersei: "And that will be treason."
Jaime: "Treason?"
Cersei: "Disobeying your queen's command, fighting with her enemies. What would you call it?"
Jaime: "Doesn't matter what I'd call it."
(Act of Betrayal)
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Episode 8: The Prince of Winterfell
32:45 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes Ros, who she suspects of being Tyrion's secret lover, as a prisoner - collateral for whatever happens to Joffrey on the battlefield. (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 9: Blackwater
38:39 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei ignores Lancel's protests and orders Joffrey back to the safety of the Red Keep. (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
17:18 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei destroys the Sept of Baelor in an explosion of wildfire, killing most of the Tyrell royal family and the King's Small Council. (Act of Betrayal)
18:22 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes Septa Unella prisoner, tying her down to a table as she tortures her. "Confess. It felt good. Beating me, starving me, frightening me, humiliating me. You didn't do it because you cared about my atonement. You did it because it felt good. ... I killed your High Sparrow, and all his little sparrows ... because it felt good to watch them burn. It felt good to imagine their shock and their pain. No thought has ever given me greater joy." (New Follower/Prisoner)
63:11 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Qyburn: "I now proclaim Cersei of the House Lannister, First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms. Long may she reign." (New Title)
Special
Episode 1: Dragonstone
20:17 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei runs for the pitcher and pours a glass as Jaime confronts her about Tommen's death. (Special)
23:59 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Euron Greyjoy: "Ever since I was a little boy, I wanted to grow up and marry the most beautiful woman in the world, so here I am with a thousand ships and two good hands." (looks at Jaime) (Special)
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Episode 1: The North Remembers
40:39 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Littlefinger references Cersei's incest.
Littlefinger: "When boys and girls live in the same home, awkward situations can arise. Sometimes, I've heard, even brothers and sisters develop certain affections. And when these affections become common knowledge, well, that is an awkward situation indeed, especially in a prominent family."
(Special)
48:38 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Joffrey: "I heard a disgusting lie about Uncle Jaime... and you." (Special)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
15:28 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Jaime talks to Cersei about Myrcella. "The world can't know she's our daughter." (Special)
Episode 2: The Night Lands
46:19 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei: "You've never taken it seriously! You haven't, Jaime hasn't! ... it's all fallen on me."
Tyrion: "As has Jaime, repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon."
(Special)
Episode 3: The Queen's Justice
31:03 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei pours out a glass of wine for her Braavosi visitor, Tycho Nestoris of the Iron Bank. (Special)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
32:28 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Olenna to Cersei: "Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen, because you're not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
(Special)
Episode 4: The Spoils of War
6:35 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei pours herself a glass while discussing the delivery of Tyrell gold to Tycho Nestoris of the Iron Bank. (Special)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
7:25 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei pours a glass of wine during her meeting with the High Sparrow, though he refuses.
Cersei: "The old High Septon would have asked the vintage."
High Sparrow: "I could say that our minds are temples to the Seven and should be kept pure. But the truth is, I don't like the taste."
(Special)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
25:16 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Lord Baelish makes a sly reference to Cersei's incest.
Cersei: "I'm the insulted party, Lord Baelish. Ser Loras was promised to me, instead he chose the company of boys."
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing."
(Special)
26:20 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei refills her glass of wine while talking with Lord Petyr Baelish. (Special)
Episode 6: The Laws of Gods and Men
48:10 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Tyrion: "Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores!" (Special)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
7:15 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei is confronted by Ned in the gardens.
Cersei: "My brother's worth a thousand of your friend."
Ned: "Your brother, or your lover?"
(Special)
7:48 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei: "Do you love your children?"
Ned: "With all my heart."
Cersei: "No more than I love mine."
Ned: "And they're all Jaime's."
(Special)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
0:00 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
The High Septon confronts Cersei with the charges of her incest: "There are those that say your children were not fathered by King Robert, that they are bastards born of incest and adultery." (Special)
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Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
10:26 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei pours herself a glass of wine while observing the events at the Sept of Baelor from afar. (Special)
Episode 10: The Children
17:42 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Tywin: "Everything they say is true about Jaime and me - your legacy is a lie." (Special)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
18:15 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei pours out her glass of wine over Septa Unella's face as she is bound to a table. "Confess." (Special)
18:32 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
After emptying her glass, Cersei returns to pour out an entire pitcher of wine over Septa Unella's face as she tortures her. (Special)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
49:25 (+15) Cersei Lannister:
Members of the crowd insult Cersei with references of her incest, as she performs her walk of atonement through the streets of King's Landing.
49:25: A man yells: "Bitch! Brother fucker!"
49:48: Indistinctly from the crowd: "Brother fucker!"
50:10: A man exposes himself and exclaims: "I'm a Lannister. Suck me off!"
50:51: A women yells on the stairs before being bludgeoned by a Sparrow: "Brother fucker!"
52:07: A man yells just before Cersei reaches the Red Keep's gates: "Brother fucker!"
(Special)
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