Bronn

+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy

Raw Stats

Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Kills Cmd. Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
1546 542 528 0 350 0 42 0 84 0

Event Log

Kills
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
31:03 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn kills a snake slithering next to Jaime's head. "Breakfast." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
34:30 (+4) Bronn:
Bronn attacks the Dornish riders, throwing his dagger into the throat of one and stabbing another with his sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
34:44 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn cuts down the horse of one of the Dornish riders. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
34:58 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn cuts down the fourth Dornish rider in the background, as Jaime fights with the third. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 4: The Spoils of War
44:16 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn unsheathes a sword out of the torso of an impaled, flailing Lannister soldier, inflicting the fatal damage on the way out. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:18 (+4) Bronn:
Bronn runs through the chaos of the battlefield to make his way over to the Scorpion, cutting down two Dothraki screamers with the sword he takes from the torso of an impaled Lannister soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:56 (+10) Bronn:
Bronn blows away the Dothraki screamer with a bolt from the Scorpion. (Kill of Named Character)
47:34 (+5) Bronn:
After a miss on his first shot, Bronn strikes a bolt from the Scorpio into Drogon's right shoulder, sending him spiraling out of control and forcing Daenerys to the ground. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
12:07 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn slits the throat of a hill tribesman as they are ambushed on the road to the Eyrie. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
12:10 (+4) Bronn:
Bronn kills two hill tribesman during an ambush on the road to the Eyrie. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
13:02 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn slits the throat of a hill tribesman during the ambush on the road to the road to the Eyrie. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
32:58 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn knocks out Trystane Martell after he reaches for his sword. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
38:19 (+10) Bronn:
Bronn kills Ser Vardis in Tyrion's trial by combat. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 9: Blackwater
26:38 (+30) Bronn:
Bronn's arrow lands on the wildfire cache spilled out onto Blackwater Bay, triggering a huge explosion that destroys much of Stannis' fleet and the soldiers onboard. 15 Baratheon soldiers are shown dying from the resulting explosion. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
26:46 (+10) Bronn:
The wildfire explosion Bronn triggers destroys Matthos and his ship. (Kill of Named Character)
26:48 (+5) Bronn:
Davos is blown out of the water and severely burned by Bronn's wildfire explosion. (Major Injury of Named Character)
39:29 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn headshots a flaming soldier through the eye, preventing him from charging at the Hound. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:39 (+4) Bronn:
Bronn fends off two Baratheon soldiers with his dagger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Two Swords
9:34 (+3) Bronn:
The Dornish envoy arrives in King's Landing.
Tyrion: "Can you read the sigils?"
Bronn: *squinting* "... yellow balls?" [BETA-9]
(Witty Insult)
Episode 2: The Lion and the Rose
6:37 (+3) Bronn:
upon seeing Jaime's Valyrian steel sword: "She's a beauty. Problem is, if you fight with an edge blade, I'll have to. And if I fight with an edge blade, I'll have no one left to pay me." [BETA-8] (Witty Insult)
7:08 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn spars with Jaime.
Jaime: "If I still had my right hand..."
Bronn: "Planning on growing it back?"
(Witty Insult)
Episode 2: The Night Lands
29:12 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "If I told you to murder an infant girl, say, still at her mother's breast, would you do it without question?"
Bronn: "Without question? No. I'd ask, 'How much?'"
(Funny Line)
Episode 4: The Spoils of War
0:00 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime to Bronn: Besides think of the upkeep, the more you own the more it weighs you down.

Bronn To Jaime: Is that why you're so glum eh? All your new riches weighing you down?
(Witty Insult)
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Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
3:52 (+3) Bronn:
"There's nothing like a good fight to get you in the mood for fucking. And there's nothing like a fuck-mad Dornish girl to clear your head for the next fight." (Funny Line)
Episode 4: The Spoils of War
3:55 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime: "You've just won the biggest prize in the world, what do you possibly have to be upset about? C'mon you can tell me - the Queen of Thorns give you one last prick in the balls before saying goodbye?" (Witty Insult)
Episode 4: Garden of Bones
11:17 (+3) Bronn:
to Ser Meryn: "Careful, now. We don't want to get blood all over your pretty white cloak." (Threat)
12:48 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "You think dipping his wick will cure what ails him (Joffrey)?"
Bronn: "There's no cure for being a cunt."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
33:40 (+3) Bronn:
Dornish Rider: "You're from King's Landing."
Bronn: "Accent gave me away? Flea Bottom, whelped and whipped."
(Funny Line)
34:46 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime, after knocking one of the Dornish riders off his horse: "That one should be slow enough." (Funny Line)
Episode 4: The Spoils of War
37:28 (+3) Bronn:
to Dickon Tarly: "Men shit themselves when they die, didn't they teach you that at fancy lad school?" (Witty Insult)
Episode 5: Eastwatch
4:22 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime: "Listen to me, cunt. Until I get what I'm owed, a dragon doesn't get to kill you. You don't get to kill you. Only I get to kill you." (Funny Line)
4:35 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "That was only one of them. She has two more. If she decides to use them, to really use them-"
Bronn: "You're fucked."
Jaime: "Don't you mean we're fucked?"
Bronn: "No, I do not."
(Funny Line)
4:45 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Dragons are where our partnership ends. I'm not gonna be around when those things start spitting fire on King's Landing."
Jaime: "I have to tell Cersei."
Bronn: "May as well jump back in that river."
(Funny Line)
31:51 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "We don't have time for this, we should be preparing the city for a siege. The Dothraki are coming."
Bronn: "All the more reason for you to train. Unless you plan on fighting Dothraki twelve-year-olds."
(Witty Insult)
32:04 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "Why (do swordfight training) down here?"
Bronn: "I don't think you want people to see how you look swinging that thing yet."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
30:58 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "And once we've got the princess, then what?"
Jaime: "I like to improvise."
Bronn: "That explains the golden hand."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 6: A Golden Crown
38:47 (+3) Bronn:
Lysa: "You don't fight with honor."
Bronn: "No.. but he did."
(Comeback)
Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf
4:44 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn and Jaime discuss the Unsullied army standing outside the gates of King's Landing.

Bronn: "Men without cocks. You wouldn't find me fighting in an army if I had no cock. What's left to fight for?"
Jaime: "Gold?"
Bronn: "I spent my life around soldiers. What do you think they spend that gold on?"
Jaime: "Family."
Bronn: "Not without a cock, you don't."
(Funny Line)
9:28 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn breaks up the Podrick and Tyrion reunion

Podrick: "I never thought I'd see you again, my lord."
Tyrion: "Supporting the enemy, no less."
Podrick: "Hard to blame you."
Tyrion: 'Cersei will anyway."
Podrick: "I'm glad you're alive."
Bronn: "Come on. You can suck his magic cock later."
(Witty Insult)
11:17 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion Lannister: "Are you? Helping me to arrange this meeting wasn't exactly looking after yourself, was it? You put yourself at risk."
Bronn: "I put yourself at risk. Important difference. It's your head Queen Cersei's offered a bag of gold for, it's not mine. Now, thanks to me, she's got two traitors' heads coming right through her door. She can lop them both off as soon as she gets tired of the clever words that pour out their pieholes. All thanks to Ser Bronn of the fucking Blackwater. If that's not looking after myself, I don't know what is."
(Threat)
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Episode 7: Mockingbird
14:39 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "She's dim-witted!"
Bronn: "If I'd wanted wits I'd marry you." [BETA-9]
(Witty Insult)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
18:25 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Oh no, not me. I'm just an upjump sellsword."
Jaime: "You're an anointed knight, there's quite a difference."
Bronn: "Aye, knights don't get paid."
(Funny Line)
18:33 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army."
Bronn: "That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army."
(Witty Insult)
18:57 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "And you'll get all three. A Lannister always pa-"
Bronn: "Don't say it. Don't fookin' say it..."
(Funny Line)
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21:03 (+3) Bronn:
Lothar Frey: "Ser Jaime, we didn't know you were coming."
Jaime Lannister: "Because you didn't set a proper perimeter."
Bronn: "Good thing we're friends, or we'd be fucking you in the ass right now."
(Witty Insult)
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22:22 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "Get word to the Blackfish. I want a parley."
Bronn: "A parley or a fight?"
Jaime: "He's an old man."
Bronn: "You've got one hand. My money's on the old boy."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 7: The Gift
40:02 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn gives a rendition of "The Dornishman's Wife" as he is locked in a cell opposite from the Sand Snakes'. (Funny Line)
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40:44 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Dornish women are the most beautiful women in the world."
Tyene Sand: "Thank you."
Bronn: "I said Dornish women. I didn't say you."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 8: No One
14:47 (+3) Bronn:
greeting Podrick Payne: "Gettin' a bit old to be a squire, aren't we?" (Witty Insult)
15:03 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Are they in there?"
Podrick Payne: "Uh huh."
Bronn: "You think they're fucking?"
Podrick: "What? No."
Bronn: "Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you?"
Podrick: "I'm her squire."
Bronn: "Oh."
(Funny Line)
15:28 (+3) Bronn:
on Jaime Lannister: "The way all women look at him is frankly irritating. I preferred working with the little brother on that account." (Funny Line)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
45:16 (+3) Bronn:
during introductions to his father Tywin:
Tyrion: "And here we have Bronn, son of..."
Bronn: [shaking his head] "...you wouldn't know him."
(Funny Line)
Episode 9: Blackwater
11:53 (+3) Bronn:
The Hound: "You think you're a hard man?"
Bronn: [slaps Armeca's ass] "Oh, I know it."
(Comeback)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
16:43 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime Lannister: "Prince Trystane here is a man of mercy. He's agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good."
(Funny Line)
Episode 9: Blackwater
17:42 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "Just because I pay you for your services doesn't diminish our friendship."
Bronn: "Enhances it, really."
(Funny Line)
Episode 9: Baelor
43:21 (+3) Bronn:
to Tyrion as they head into battle: "Stay low." (Funny Line)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
0:00 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime: "She doesn't want me, she wants your golden fingers up her twat." (Funny Line)
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23:47 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime, after a Frey serving girl gives him the eye: "You don't even have to do anything, do you?" (Funny Line)
24:07 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime Lannister: "Those two have their eyes on you."
Bronn: "They have their eyes on *you*, cunt."
Jaime: "Not my type."
Bronn: "Not blonde enough?"
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: Two Swords
8:45 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn takes a swig from his wine skin while waiting with Tyrion for the Martells to arrive. "Seems to me... a smart place to meet travelers is in a tavern. That way one party's late, the other party can drink some ale inside." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 2: The Night Lands
29:08 (+5) Bronn:
drinks with Tyrion after Janos Slynt is arrested by the City Watch. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
4:22 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks while below deck of the merchant ship smuggling him and Jaime into Dorne. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: Oathkeeper
11:10 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn takes a swig of wine while training with Jaime. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 7: The Gift
44:18 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks the vial of antidote from Tyene. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Episode 9: Blackwater
11:42 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks in the tavern after the Hound arrives. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 9: Baelor
35:45 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks as Tyrion explains the rules of his drinking game. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:04 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks while playing never have I ever with Tyrion and Shae!
Tyrion: "Your father beat you."
Bronn takes a drink.
Bronn: "But my mother hit harder."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:28 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks while playing never have I ever with Tyrion and Shae!
Tyrion: "You've been north of the Wall."
Bronn takes a drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
38:35 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks as Shae starts her questioning. "Our Lord here, he used to be married." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
23:54 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks at the Frey-Lannister feast celebrating the retaking of Riverrun. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Political Wins
Episode 2: The Night Lands
28:44 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn is promoted to Commander of the City Watch after Tyrion exiles Janos Slynt to the Night's Watch. (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 4: The Spoils of War
45:01 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn arrives to the wagon and unveils the Scorpion, a high-powered dragon-killing ballista. (New Weapon)
Episode 5: Eastwatch
32:25 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn finds Tyrion in the dungeons below the Red Keep, later arranging a secret meeting between him and Jaime. (Secret Discovery)
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Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf
40:01 (+3) Bronn:
After a private meeting with Tyrion, Cersei agrees to a truce with the Targaryen and Northern forces so that they may collectively combat the White Walker threat, completing the deal brokered by Tyrion, Jaime, and Bronn's secret meeting. (Deals Brokered)
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Special
Episode 4: The Spoils of War
39:38 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Get back to King's Landing."
Jaime Lannister: "I'm not abandoning my army."
Bronn: "You're the commander, not a damn infantryman. Those fuckers are about to swamp us."
(Special)
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Episode 5: The Ghost of Harrenhal
31:14 (+3) Bronn:
"I don't know if you've ever seen a battle, old man, but things can get a bit messy. 'Cause when we're flinging things at Stannis, he's flinging them right back at us. Men die, men shit themselves, men run. Which means pots falling, which means fire inside the walls, which means the poor cunts trying to defend the city end up burning it down." (Special)
Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf
4:14 (+3) Bronn:
Bran reviews the defensive preparations for Daenerys' armed arrival to King's Landing.

Bronn: "Oil?"
Lannister soldier: "Pitch, my lord."
Bronn: "How many barrels?"
Soldier: "500, my lord."
Bronn: "Get 500 more."
(Special)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
18:15 (+3) Bronn:
"Now that is a sorry attempt at a siege. Someone needs to teach those sad twats how to dig trenches." (Special)
22:03 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn starts instructing the Frey forces on the proper siege preparations: "Have your lads start digging perimeter trenches. Set pickets every hundred yards. And work double-time on those siege towers and trebuchets." (Special)
Episode 8: No One
15:44 (+3) Bronn:
Podrick: "She's training me to fight."
Bronn: "Is she? Oh ... Then how come an old cunt like me can still sneak up and murder you?"
Podrick: "Well, that's a different sort of fighting."
Bronn: "Now, that's the truth, isn't it? You want to learn that sort of fighting? ... All right, let's start with your footwork..."
(Special)
Episode 8: The Prince of Winterfell
20:39 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "You should start wearing the gold cloak."
Bronn: "I don't want to wear a gold cloak ... A cloak slows you down in a fight, makes it hard to move quietly. And the gold catches the light, so you're nice and easy to spot at night."
(Special)