Jon Snow

* +1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw
* +1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence
* Ghost's actions contribute to his points.

Raw Stats

Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Kills Cmd. Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
2924 1131 174 50 190 36 504 20 804 15

Event Log

Kills
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
52:44 (+10) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow gives Mance a mercy kill, shooting an arrow through his heart before he is consumed by a burning pyre. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 2: Stormborn
43:40 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon chokes a creeping Littlefinger against a wall in the Crypts of Winterfell. "Talk to my sister, and I'll kill you myself." (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
21:47 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon breaks Grenn's nose while training at Castle Black. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
40:26 (+10) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow executes Janos Slynt for insubordination, after he publicly defies Jon's orders to head out to Greyguard tower. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
49:19 (+40) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts the rope holding the gallows platform at Castle Black, executing Ser Alliser Thorne, Bowen Marsh, Othell Yarwyck, and Olly for their roles in the plot to assassinate him. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 5: First of His Name
44:41 (+4) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow kills 2 mutineers at Craster's Keep. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:05 (+10) Jon Snow:
Jon stabs Karl through the back of the head. (Kill of Named Character)
49:53 (+10) Jon Snow:
Ghost hunts down Rast as he flees the scene from Craster's Keep. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 6: Beyond the Wall
33:06 (+10) Jon Snow:
After dodging a blow, Jon slices through the White Walker leading the scouting party with Longclaw, shattering it to pieces. (Kill of Named Character)
33:07 (+14) Jon Snow:
7 of the wights in the scouting party disintegrate after Jon kills the White Walker leading them.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
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47:17 (+34) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down 17 wights in the ensuing battle as the Night King's Army of the Dead descends upon the group, up until Daenerys and her dragons arrive. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
52:39 (+20) Jon Snow:
Jon realizes he is currently only 4th place on the Kills leaderboard, and climbs back down off of Drogon to score 10 more wight kills in garbage time, as all the others wisely get onboard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
54:34 (+8) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow cuts down four wights after witnessing Viseron's death, before realizing that trying to cut his way to the Night King for a 1v1 was a terrible idea and that he should really get back to the dragon evac. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf
23:04 (+2) Jon Snow:
At the audience in King's Landing, Jon demonstrates the two ways of defeating the Army of the Dead, burning the wight's severed hand, and then finishing off the dismembered wight with a dragonglass dagger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
26:07 (+10) Jon Snow:
Jon throws a burning lamp to kill the wight formerly known as Othor, the Night's Watch ranger. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 8: Hardhome
47:58 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon runs his sword through a wight that emerges through a hole in the Hardhome walls, holding it in place until Tormund can come to patch the wall up with a sledge. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
49:08 (+4) Jon Snow:
Jon swings through two wights as he runs towards the building were the dragonglass daggers were left. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:51 (+10) Jon Snow:
After parrying the White Walker's ice spear with his Valyrian Steel sword, Longclaw, Jon slashes through the White Walker, shattering his body into bits of ice. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 9: The Watchers on the Wall
38:47 (+6) Jon Snow:
Jon joins the battle at Castle Black (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
39:07 (+2) Jon Snow:
After stumbling between the charging cavalry forces in a daze, Jon scores his first kill, knocking a Bolton soldier off his horse and then finishing him off on the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:10 (+12) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down six more soldiers on the battlefield as he dodges charging cavalry and arrow barrages streaming from the sky. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 9: The Watchers on the Wall
40:00 (+2) Jon Snow:
Ghost rips apart a Wilding at the neck after Sam releases him from his kennel. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
40:01 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow kills a Wildling (Kill of Unnamed Character)
40:13 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow kills another Wildling (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
40:17 (+6) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down 3 more Bolton soldiers in between arrow barrages from Ramsay's archers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
40:38 (+8) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down 4 more Bolton soldiers as the mounds of bodies begin to pile up on the battlefield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 9: The Watchers on the Wall
41:24 (+10) Jon Snow:
Stop. Hammertime! (Styr) (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
41:43 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon slits the throat of a Bolton soldier shortly after Davos and Smalljon Umber charge into the fray. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:34 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon stabs through a Bolton soldier as his forces attempt to break through the encircling Bolton army. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:54 (+4) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow cuts down two more Bolton soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:19 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down another Bolton soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
45:18 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon uses a spin move to dodge and cut down a Bolton soldier from behind. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
52:21 (+5) Jon Snow:
After the Stark forces breach the Winterfell walls, Ramsay challenges Jon to single combat: "You suggested one-on-one combat, didn't you? I've reconsidered. I think that sounds like a wonderful idea."

Jon blocks all three of Ramsay's longbow shots with a Mormont shield, and finally moves in close enough to Ramsay to pummel him into the ground.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Episode 10: Valar Morghulis
55:27 (+10) Jon Snow:
Qhorin allows himself to be run through by Jon, to allow him to gain the trust of the Wildlings and infiltrate their camp. (Kill of Named Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Dragonstone
14:58 (+3) Jon Snow:
Sansa Stark: "They respect you, they really do, but you have to- Why are you laughing?"
Jon Snow: "What did father used to say? Everything before the word 'but' is horse shit."
(Witty Insult)
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Episode 1: Two Swords
36:52 (+3) Jon Snow:
Janos Slynt: "I commanded the City Watch of King's Landing, boy."
Jon Snow: "And now you're here - must not have been very good at your job."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 3: The Queen's Justice
6:05 (+3) Jon Snow:
Tyrion: "She's much smarter than she lets on."
Jon: "She's starting to let on."
(Funny Line)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
7:25 (+3) Jon Snow:
Edd: "Your eyes are still brown. Is that still you in there?"
Jon: "I think so. Hold off on burning my body for now."
(Funny Line)
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Episode 3: The Queen's Justice
12:54 (+3) Jon Snow:
Daenerys Targaryen: "Did you see three dragons flying overhead when you arrived? ... and did you see the Dothraki, all of whom have sworn to kill for me?"
Jon: "They're hard to miss."
(Funny Line)
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Episode 3: Lord Snow
24:44 (+3) Jon Snow:
Grenn: "You broke my nose, bastard."
Jon: [looks at nose] "It's an improvement."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
36:14 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon appoints a new latrine captain to head up the latrine pit digging: "Brian - it seems like a good job for a ginger." (Funny Line)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
2:16 (+3) Jon Snow:
Edd: "Where you gonna go?"
Jon Snow: "South."
Edd: "What you gonna do?"
Jon: "Get warm?"
(Funny Line)
5:45 (+3) Jon Snow:
after Sansa tastes the finest from Castle Black Brewery: "You'd think after thousands of years, the Night's Watch would have learned how to make a good ale." (Funny Line)
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Episode 5: Eastwatch
16:04 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon and Daenerys discuss her dragons.

Daenerys: "They're beautiful, aren't they?"
Jon: "It wasn't the word I was thinking of, but... but, yes, they are. Gorgeous beasts."
(Funny Line)
Episode 6: Beyond the Wall
4:16 (+3) Jon Snow:
Tormund Giantsbane: "I can breathe again. Down south the air smells like pigshit."
Jon Snow: "You've never been down south."
Tormund: "I've been to Winterfell."
Jon: "That's the North."
(Funny Line)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
7:59 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon: "You had just been beaten half to death. How did you...?"
Sam: "Oh, very carefully."
Jon: "I'm glad the end of the world's working out well for someone."
(Funny Line)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
38:05 (+3) Jon Snow:
Sansa: "A raven came from the Citadel. A white raven. Winter is here."
Jon: "Well, father always promised."
(Funny Line)
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Episode 10: Valar Morghulis
54:15 (+3) Jon Snow:
to Ygritte: "Never swung a sword before, have you? You look like a baby with a rattle." (Witty Insult)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
2:24 (+5) Jon Snow:
Glorious Kit Harrington butt shot as the resurrected Jon Snow sits up from the table. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf
61:12 (+10) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow's ignites his latent Targaryen instincts to incest with his aunt Daenerys aboard her ship as they sail for White Harbor. (Act of Intercourse)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
28:37 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks from Tyrion's wineskin while they talk on the way to the Wall. "Everything's better with some wine in the belly." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
39:23 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks in the hall at Castle Black, as the election for Lord Commander of the Night's Watch begins. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
42:44 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks another cup while members of the Night's Watch cast their votes for Lord Commander. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
39:12 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon "Never Kill a Man Sober" Snow finishes off his drink before heading outside to execute Janos Slynt. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: The Mountain and the Viper
7:37 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks after hearing news of the attack on Mole's Town. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
17:55 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon takes a sip of wine when discussing battle strategy with Sansa after everyone else has left the roundtable (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Episode 10: The Children
5:22 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon and Mance toast to Ygritte. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
8:23 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon and Sam toast to Sam's journey to Oldtown to become a Maester. "To your return." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Kills Commanded (do not use)
Episode 9: The Watchers on the Wall
30:19 (+9) Jon Snow:
Jon unleashes explosive barrels on the first group of Wildlings charging the gate. (Kills Commanded)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Dragonstone
12:31 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon refuses to strip the Umbers and Karstarks of their castles for Smalljon and Harald's treasonous siding with Ramsay Bolton, despite the objections from Sansa and the other Northern lords.

"...I will not punish a son for his father's sins, and I will not take a family home away from a family it has belonged to for centuries.
That is my decision, and my decision is final."
(Executive Decision)
13:14 (+6) Jon Snow:
Jon receives pledges of loyalty from Ned Umber and Alys Karstark, the new heads of their respective houses after Smalljon Umber and Harald Karstark died in the Battle of Winterfell. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 2: Stormborn
39:03 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow decides that he must go to Dragonstone to meet with Daenerys, despite objections from Sansa and nearly all the Northern lords. "Daenerys is a Queen. Only a King could convince her to help us. It has to be me." (Executive Decision)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
43:38 (+3) Jon Snow:
By the margin of a single vote, Jon Snow is reluctantly elected as the 998th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. (Politics (uncategorized))
43:41 (+6) Jon Snow:
Samwell Tarly and Maester Aemon cast their votes for Jon Snow in the Night's Watch election. Jon edges past Ser Alliser Thorne in the election and becomes their Lord Commander. (Politics (uncategorized))
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Episode 2: The Night Lands
53:28 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon what Craster does with his sons - he gives them to the White Walkers! (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
24:03 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon takes on Olly as his personal steward. "Olly is my steward now, as I was Lord Commander Mormont's. I want him to attend my meetings, to learn from men with experience. One day, he might command." (Politics (uncategorized))
25:27 (+3) Jon Snow:
"The Night's Watch can't continue to feed your men and the Wildling prisoners indefinitely. Winter is coming." (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 3: The Queen's Justice
40:48 (+3) Jon Snow:
Daenerys grants the cache of Dragonglass to Jon: "I will allow you to mine the Dragonglass and forge weapons from it. Any resources or men you need, I will provide for you." (New Weapon)
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Episode 3: Oathbreaker
46:38 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow reclaims Longclaw from his desk, after its ownership briefly transferred to Davos Seaworth during his death. (New Weapon)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
7:29 (+3) Jon Snow:
Melisandre becomes the latest devotee to the Jon Snow Fan Club.
Davos Seaworth: "Will you stay here at Castle Black?"
Melisandre: "I will do as Jon Snow commands."
Davo: "You serve Jon Snow now?"
Melisandre: "He is the Prince that was Promised."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 4: The Spoils of War
23:05 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon reveals the ancient petroglyphs carved into the obsidian cave at Dragonstone, showing the Children of the Forest and the First Men fighting together against the White Walkers.

"There is something else I want to show you, Your Grace. The children of the forest made these. ... A very long time ago. They were right here, standing where we're standing. Before there were Targaryens or Starks or Lannisters. ... They were here together, the children and the First Men.
... They fought together against their common enemy. Despite their differences, despite their suspicions. Together. We need to do the same if we're going to survive. Because the enemy is real. It's always been real."
(Secret Discovery)
Episode 5: Eastwatch
0:00 (+3) Jon Snow:
Gendry enthusiastically pledges to follow Jon Snow beyond the Wall to take on the White Walkers. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
11:33 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow unlocks Tormund from his chains and convinces him to go on a mission to save the remaining Wildlings.
Jon: "Your people need a leader. And they need to get south of the Wall before it's too late. We don't have much time and they have less. The Walkers are coming and they'll hit your people first. I'm not asking you to make peace to save your skin. Make peace to save your people."
...
Tormund: "Alright then... You're coming with me."
(Politics (uncategorized))
15:47 (+3) Jon Snow:
to Olly: "I know this is hard for you. But Winter is coming. We know what's coming with it. We can't face it alone." (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 5: Eastwatch
26:59 (+3) Jon Snow:
Over Davos' and Daenerys' protests, Jon decides that he'll personally lead the expedition north of the Wall to capture a wight.

Davos Seaworth: "You can't lead a raid beyond the Wall. You're not in the Night's Watch anymore, you're King in the North."
Jon: "I'm the only one here who's fought them. I'm the only one here who knows them."
Daenerys: "I haven't given you permission to leave."
Jon: "With respect, Your Grace, I don't need your permission. I am a King."
(Executive Decision)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
40:36 (+3) Jon Snow:
Stannis agrees to lend Jon Snow his ships, indicating that Jon is forging ahead with his plan to rescue the Wildlings despite the disapproval of most of the Night's Watch. (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 5: Eastwatch
57:14 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon silences the squabbling in the Eastwatch cells and recruits the prisoners into his expedition.

Jon: "He's right. We're all on the same side."
Gendry: "How can we be?"
Jon: "We're all breathing."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 6: Beyond the Wall
33:58 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow and his crew successfully ambush the White Walker scouting party, killing the leader and capturing the live wight they were looking for. (Victorious Battle)
Episode 6: The Old Gods and the New
44:41 (+3) Jon Snow:
After recapturing her, Jon takes the Wildling Ygritte as his rope-bound prisoner. (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 7: The Gift
5:18 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow is given a dragonglass dagger by Samwell Tarly, in the event that he needs to fend off the White Walkers. (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 7: The Broken Man
14:15 (+3) Jon Snow:
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun: "Snow." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf
26:54 (+3) Jon Snow:
In what is universally regarded as a terrible idea by all sides, Jon single-handedly dissolves the Lannister-Targaryen truce in the name of honor and hopefully getting into Daenerys' pants later.

Cersei: "In return, the King in the North will extend this truce. He will remain in the North where he belongs. He will not take up arms against the Lannisters. He will not choose sides. ... I know Ned Stark's son will be true to his word."
Jon Snow: "I am true to my word. Or I try to be. That is why I cannot give you what you ask. I cannot serve two queens. And I have already pledged myself to Queen Daenerys of House Targaryen."
(Executive Decision)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
27:11 (+3) Jon Snow:
Lyanna Mormont pledges her house to Jon Snow's fighting forces: "House Mormont has kept faith with House Stark for a thousand years... We will not break faith today." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
36:30 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon is assigned as a Steward of the Night's Watch. (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf
45:47 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon convinces Daenerys to sail with him to the North, rather than flying on her own.

"It's your decision, Your Grace. But if we're going to be allies in this war, it's important for the Northerners to see us as allies. If we sail to White Harbor together, I think it sends a better message."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
46:34 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon recites his Night's Watch vows in front of the heart tree north of the Wall. "Night gathers and now my watch begins." (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 9: Baelor
11:36 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jeor Mormont gifts the ancestral sword of his house, the Valyrian bastard sword Longclaw, to Jon Snow. (Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
53:00 (+3) Jon Snow:
After Wun Wun single-handedly breaks down the Winterfell gates, Jon Snow and his forces storm in, killing the remaining garrison of Bolton soldiers and defeating Ramsay Bolton. (Victorious Battle)
53:00 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon retakes Winterfell for House Stark after defeating Ramsay Bolton and the rest of the Bolton army. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
54:23 (+3) Jon Snow:
After being defeated in one-on-one combat, Ramsay is imprisoned in the kennels of Winterfell. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
35:33 (+3) Jon Snow:
After Davos reveals that Melisandre had burned Princess Shireen at the stake and asks permission to execute her, Jon Snow elects the middle route and excommunicates her from the North. "Ride south today. If you return to the North, I'll have you hanged as a murderer." (Executive Decision)
59:43 (+9) Jon Snow:
The Northern Lords Madnerly, Glover, Cerwyn declare their allegiance for Jon Snow as the King in the North.

Lord Wyman Manderly: "Lady Mormont speaks harshly, and truly ... I didn't think we'd find another king in my lifetime. I didn't commit my men to your cause, 'cause I didn't want more Manderly's dying for nothing. But I was wrong. Jon Snow avenged the Red Wedding. He is the White Wolf. The King in the North."

Lord Robett Glover: "I did not fight beside you on the field and I will regret that until my dying day. A man can only admit when he was wrong and ask forgiveness ... There will be more fights to come. House Glover will stand behind House Stark as we have for a thousand years. And I will stand behind Jon Snow. The King in the North!"
(New Follower/Prisoner)
61:13 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon gains the allegiance of Lord Yohn Royce of the Vale, as he and the Northern lords declare Jon as King in the North. (New Follower/Prisoner)
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61:17 (+3) Jon Snow:
Davos Seaworth rises with the other Northern lords in declaring their allegiance to Jon Snow as the King in the North. (New Follower/Prisoner)
61:25 (+3) Jon Snow:
After Lyanna Mormont's rousing speech, the Northern lords declare for Jon Snow as the new King in the North.

Lyanna Mormont: "But House Mormont remembers. The North remembers. We know no king but the King in the North whose name is Stark. I don't care if he's a bastard. Ned Stark's blood runs through his veins. He's my king from this day until his last day."
(New Title)
Deaths
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
58:45 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow is stabbed by a band of Night's Watch mutineers, receiving the final fatal blow from his steward, Olly. (Death)
Special
Episode 1: The North Remembers
23:02 (+6) Jon Snow:
Craster: "Well listen to me bastard, all of you are from south of the Wall. You're southerners."
...
Craster: "If I catch that pretty little bastard talking to my daughters..."
(Special)
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
23:07 (+3) Jon Snow:
Melisandre announces Jon Snow to Stannis: "Your Grace. The bastard of Winterfell." (Special)
Episode 1: Two Swords
35:31 (+3) Jon Snow:
Janos Slynt: "A bastard son of a traitor. What would you expect?" (Special)
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
42:43 (+9) Jon Snow:
Tyrion: "And you, you're Ned Stark's bastard, aren't you?"
...
Tyrion: "Did I offend you? Sorry. You are the bastard though?"
Jon Snow: "Lord Eddard Stark is my father."
Tyrion: "and Lady Stark is not your mother. Making you... the bastard."
(Special)
43:06 (+3) Jon Snow:
Tyrion: "Let me give you some advice, bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor. Then it can never be used to hurt you." (Special)
Episode 2: Stormborn
10:48 (+3) Jon Snow:
Sansa reading Tyrion's letter to Jon Snow: "All dwarves are bastards in their father's eyes." (Special)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
27:44 (+3) Jon Snow:
Tyrion: "And you? What's your story, bastard?" (Special)
27:56 (+3) Jon Snow:
Tyrion: "A bastard boy, with nothing to inherit. Off to join the ancient order of the Night's Watch." (Special)
Episode 2: Home
29:18 (+3) Jon Snow:
Roose Bolton: "Jon Snow is a bastard, not a Stark." (Special)
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Episode 3: The Queen's Justice
3:56 (+3) Jon Snow:
Tyrion Lannister greets Jon on his arrival at Dragonstone: "The Bastard of Winterfell." (Special)
16:54 (+3) Jon Snow:
Davos Seaworth: "He was named King in the North. Not because of his birthright. He has no birthright. He's a damn bastard." (Special)
Episode 3: Lord Snow
22:00 (+3) Jon Snow:
"Pyp. Do you think Ned Stark's bastard bleeds like the rest of us?" (Special)
24:44 (+3) Jon Snow:
Grenn: "You broke my nose, bastard." (Special)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
38:09 (+3) Jon Snow:
Janos Slynt: "You can stick your order up your bastard ass." (Special)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
43:46 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "Why have you come to Winterfell, Lord Umber?"
Smalljon Umber: "The bastard Jon Snow led an army of Wildlings past the Wall."
(Special)
44:23 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "Pledge your banners to House Bolton. Swear loyalty to me as Warden of the North and we will fight together to destroy the bastard and all his Wildling friends." (Special)
Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
8:10 (+3) Jon Snow:
Alliser Thorne, after Jon steps in to defend Sam: "Looks like the bastard's in love." (Special)
8:20 (+3) Jon Snow:
"You two. Three of you ought to be sufficient to make lady piggy squeal. All you've got to do is get past the bastard." (Special)
Episode 4: Oathkeeper
22:37 (+3) Jon Snow:
Alliser goads Jon. "Go on, do it. You traitor's bastard. Give me an excuse." (Special)
23:45 (+3) Jon Snow:
Locke introduces himself. "A bastard, eh? Took you for high-born." (Special)
Episode 4: The Spoils of War
32:38 (+3) Jon Snow:
Missandei: "Forgive me, but may I ask a question? ... Your name is Jon Snow, but your father's name is Ned Stark?"
Jon Snow: "I'm a bastard. My mother and father weren't married."
(Special)
Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
40:23 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon: "And why's my surname Snow?"
Samwell: "Because you're a bastard from the North."
(Special)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
48:13 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon opens up Ramsay Bolton's letter, addressed: "To the traitor and bastard, Jon Snow." (Special)
48:23 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton's letter to Jon: "Winterfell is mine, bastard. Come and see." (Special)
48:43 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton's letter to Jon: "I want my bride back. Send her to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your Wildling lovers." (Special)
Episode 6: The Old Gods and the New
13:52 (+3) Jon Snow:
Qhorin Halfhand: "They'll never know what you've done. They'll never know how you died. They won't even know your damn name, but they'll be alive because some nameless bastard north of the Wall gave his life for theirs." (Special)
23:43 (+3) Jon Snow:
As Jon hesitates with his sword to Ygritte's neck: "Do it. bastard, do it!" (Special)
Episode 6: Beyond the Wall
54:59 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow drops Longclaw on the frozen ice sheet after he is tackled under water by the wights during the dragon evacuation. (Special)
Episode 8: The Prince of Winterfell
8:04 (+6) Jon Snow:
Ygritte: "He's a bastard of Winterfell, Ned Stark's son. Mance will want him."
Lord of Bones: "What does Mance want with a dead man's bastard?"
(Special)
19:47 (+3) Jon Snow:
Qhorin: "I should have known better, trusting a traitor's bastard." (Special)
Episode 8: The Pointy End
22:50 (+6) Jon Snow:
Alliser: "Now there's a rare sight. Not only a bastard, but a traitor's bastard." (Special)
23:13 (+3) Jon Snow:
After Ser Alliser goads Jon into attacking him: "Blood will always tell. You'll hang for this, bastard." (Special)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
12:35 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "Come, bastard. You don't have the men, you don't have the horses, and you don't have Winterfell." (Special)
13:32 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "I keep hearing stories about you, bastard." (Special)
15:35 (+3) Jon Snow:
Ramsay Bolton: "We'll find out soon enough. In the morning, then, bastard." (Special)
18:49 (+3) Jon Snow:
Sansa Stark: "Rickon is Ned Stark's trueborn son, which makes him a greater threat to Ramsay than you, a bastard, or me, a girl." (Special)
Episode 10: Fire and Blood
44:52 (+3) Jon Snow:
Lord Commander Mormont: "So I'll only ask you once, Lord Snow - are you a brother of the Nights Watch, or a bastard boy who wants to play at war?" (Special)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
52:02 (+3) Jon Snow:
Petyr Baelish: "Who should the North rally behind? A trueborn daughter of Ned and Catelyn Stark born here at Winterfell? Or a motherless bastard born in the south?" (Special)
59:17 (+3) Jon Snow:
Lyanna Mormont: "I don't care if he's a bastard. Ned Stark's blood runs through his veins." (Special)
Warm Fuzzy Moments
Episode 5: Eastwatch
15:08 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow, secret Targaryen, shares a moment and boops le snoot of the fierce and beautiful - gorgeous!, actually - Drogon. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)