Sandor Clegane (The Hound)

* +1 point for scenes where he eats
* 2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire

Raw Stats

Total Kills Insults Intercourse Wine Kills Cmd. Politics Deaths Special Warm/Fuzzy
1314 565 363 20 210 0 66 0 90 0

Event Log

Kills
Episode 1: The North Remembers
4:39 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound knocks a knight off the ledge during the tourney held for King Joffrey's nameday. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 1: Two Swords
55:46 (+6) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound kills 3 of Polliver's men at the Inn with the Chickens. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
52:23 (+10) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor returns to the Inn with the body of Mycah, the butcher's boy. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 6: The Old Gods and the New
28:41 (+6) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound cuts down three peasants as the mob descends upon King Joffrey. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
30:39 (+6) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor literally rips out a peasant's guts, and kills two others, as he defends Sansa from a mob trying to rape her. "You're all right now, little bird. You're all right." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 6: Beyond the Wall
46:06 (+1) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound shatters the jaw of a wight with one hell of an accurate rock throw. "Dumb cunt." (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
47:15 (+44) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound smashes 22 wights in the ensuing battle as the Night King's Army of the Dead descends upon the group. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
53:14 (+1) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound secures the cargo by impaling the wight onto one of Drogon's spines for the flight out. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Episode 7: Mockingbird
9:14 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor mercifully puts an end to the dying villager. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
9:42 (+10) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
After a surprise attack from behind, Sandor snaps Biter's neck over his shoulder. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf
22:15 (+1) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
After revealing the wight to the audience in King's Landing, Sandor Clegane reels back its chain and bisects the wight as it charges him. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Episode 7: You Win or You Die
56:32 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound slices through one of Stark soldiers during Ned's confrontation of Cersei in the throne room. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 8: No One
8:47 (+6) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound kills three of the bandits sitting in camp, decapitating the first, cleaving the second in the chest, and slitting the throat of the third with his woodchopping axe. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
9:15 (+10) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor cuts down Gatins with his axe, after failing to extract information on the whereabouts of the bandit with the yellow cloak. (Kill of Named Character)
46:22 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor kicks over a tree stump being stood on by the bandit, strangling him on the noose.
Thoros of Myr: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:26 (+10) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor kicks over the tree stump being stood on by Lem Lemoncloak, strangling him on the noose. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 9: Blackwater
35:24 (+4) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound kills two soldiers as he marches out to meets Stannis' forces outside the city gates. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
35:38 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound slices a Baratheon soldier in half at the waist, exposing his intestines. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
35:42 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound kicks a soldier to death. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:12 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor cleaves a soldier in half diagonally, from shoulder to hip. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Dragonstone
40:08 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Thoros: "Bad night to be outdoors."
Sandor: "You've got real powerful magic to figure that out. Did the Lord of Light whisper that in your ear? 'It's snowwing, Thoros.
It's winnndy. It's gonna be a coold night.'"
(Funny Line)
40:17 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Thoros: "Why are you always in such a foul mood?"
Sandor: "... Experience."
(Funny Line)
41:04 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
to Thoros: "I'll tell you what doesn't scare me: bald cocksuckers like you. You think you're fooling anyone with that top knot?" (Witty Insult)
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44:22 (+6) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
"It's my fucking luck I end up with a band of fire-worshippers" -as Thoros beckons him over to check out the magic prophecy fire he just started (Funny Line)
Episode 1: Two Swords
50:21 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
"What the fuck's a Lommy?" [BETA-9] (Witty Insult)
50:37 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor: "Needle...  of course you named your sword."
Arya: "Lots of people name their swords."
Sandor: "Lots of cunts."
(Witty Insult)
55:23 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
to Polliver: "I understand that if any other words come out of your cunt mouth, I'm going to have to eat every fuckin' chicken in this room." (Witty Insult)
55:32 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Polliver: "You lived your life for the King - you going to die for some chickens?
Hound: "Someone is." [BETA-8]
(Witty Insult)
Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
57:26 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor: "Didn't pick you for a hunter."
Tyrion: "The greatest in the land. My spear never misses."
Sandor: "It's not hunting if you pay for it."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 2: The Kingsroad
52:37 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
As the Hound brings Mycah's body back to town:
Ned: "The butcher's boy. You rode him down!"
Hound: "He ran. Not very fast."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 3: Breaker of Chains
17:59 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor interrupts the farmer while he prays before eating: "You going to do all 7 of the fuckers?" [BETA-9] (Witty Insult)
18:13 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor finishes the farmer's prayer so he can eat: "And we ask the Stranger not to kill us in our beds tonight for no damn reason at all." (Witty Insult)
Episode 5: Eastwatch
56:46 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound interrupts Beric's grand monologue.

Beric: "It doesn't matter what we think our reasons are. There's a greater purpose at work. And we serve it together, whether we know it or not. We may take the steps, but the Lord of Light-"
Hound: "For fuck's sake, will you shut your hole? Are we coming with you or not?"
(Funny Line)
Episode 6: Beyond the Wall
6:02 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Gendry recaps his ordeal after being sold to the Red Priestess Melisandre.

Gendry: "You know what she did to me? She strapped me down on the bed, she stripped me naked-"
Sandor: "Sounds alright so far."
(Funny Line)
6:22 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Gendry: "She wanted to kill me. And would have killed me if it weren't for-"
Sandor: "But they didn't, did they? So what you whinging about?"
Gendry: "I'm not whinging."
Sandor: "Your lips are moving and you complain about something. That's whinging. This one's been killed six times and you don't hear him bitching about it."
(Witty Insult)
15:42 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor: "You want to suck my dick, is that it?"
Tormund Giantsbane: "Dick?"
Sandor: "Cock."
Tormund: "Ah, dick. I like it."
Sandor: "Bet you do.
(Funny Line)
16:30 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Tormund: "I want to make babies with her - think of them. Great big monsters. They'd conquer the world."
Sandor: "How did a mad fucker like you live this long?"
(Funny Line)
59:15 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Beric Dondarrion, as they part ways at Eastwatch: "We'll meet again, Clegane."
Sandor: "Fucking hope not."
(Funny Line)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
5:28 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Septon Ray: "There's a reason you're still here."
Sandor: "Aye, there's a reason. I'm a big fucker and I'm tough to kill."
(Funny Line)
Episode 7: The Dragon and the Wolf
13:40 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor Clegane: "Am I going to die in this shit city?"
Tyrion Lanniser: "You might."
Sandor: "And this is all your idea. Seems every bad idea has some Lannister cunt behind it."
(Witty Insult)
14:57 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
to Gregor Clegane: "Remember me? Yeah, you do. You're even fucking uglier than I am now. What did they do to you? Doesn't matter. That's not how it ends for you, brother. You know who's coming for you. You've always known." (Threat)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
44:16 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Septon Ray: "Violence is a disease. You don't cure a disease by spreading it to more people."
Sandor: "You don't cure it by dying, either."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 8: No One
9:04 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Gatins: "Fuck you!"
Sandor: "Those are your last words, 'fuck you'? Come on, you can do better."
Gatins: "Cunt!"
Sandor: "You're shit at dying, you know that?"
(Witty Insult)
45:14 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
to Anguy: "Drop that arrow, you bloody girl. Tougher girls than you have tried to kill me." (Witty Insult)
45:46 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Thoros of Myr: "We're not butchers. We hang them."
Sandor: "Hanging? All over in an instant. Where's the punishment in that?"
Thoros: "They die."
Sandor: "We all bloody die. Except this one here (Beric Dondarrion)."
(Funny Line)
46:46 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor: "There was a time I would have killed all seven of you just to gut these three."
Thoros: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." *kicks over stump to hang bandit*
(Witty Insult)
47:11 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Beric Dondarrion: "Enjoying yourself?"
Sandor: "I prefer chicken."
(Funny Line)
Episode 9: Blackwater
35:15 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
as he leads the Lannister welcome party out of the city gates: "Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!" (Threat)
41:42 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
"Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the King." (Threat)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 8: No One
47:56 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor whips it out to single-handedly replenish the Riverlands. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: Two Swords
52:29 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Drinks with Polliver at the Inn with the Chickens (Glass of Wine Consumed)
54:51 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor steals Polliver's drink. "You're a talker. Listening to talkers makes me thirsty... *gulps down mug* ... think I'll take two chickens." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 6: Beyond the Wall
39:46 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound gets one short swig in before Jon ruins the party and takes back the flask. "We have to burn the body." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
4:52 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor drinks from a cup handed to him by Septon Ray while taking a lunch break. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
47:38 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor drinks from his bottle after a hard afternoon of hacking down tree branches. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: The Mountain and the Viper
36:52 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound takes a swig from his wineskin while walking to the Bloody Gate. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: No One
47:20 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor takes a swig from a wineskin handed to him by Thoros of Myr. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 9: Blackwater
11:40 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound gulps down the mug of ale he takes from a Lannister soldier. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
41:05 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor drinks from a canteen after retreating from the city gates. "Fuck the water. Bring me wine." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
48:13 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor drinks from a wineskin in Sansa's chambers. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Political Wins
Episode 1: The North Remembers
6:39 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor backs up Sansa's plea to not drown Ser Dontos in wine.
Sansa: "I only meant it... would be bad luck to kill a man on your name day."
Joffrey: "What kind of stupid peasant's superstition..."
Sandor: "The girl is right. What a man sows on his name day, he reaps all year."
Joffrey: "Take him away. I'll have him killed tomorrow, the fool."
(Politics (uncategorized))
Episode 1: Dragonstone
45:38 (+6) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
While looking into Thoros' flames, Sandor Clegane discovers the location of the planned White Walker invasion: Eastwatch-by-the-Sea.
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"Ice.  A wall of ice.  The Wall. ... It's where the Wall meets the sea.  There's a castle there.  There's a mountain.  Looks like an arrowhead.  The dead are marching past.  Thousands of them."
(Secret Discovery)
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Episode 6: Beyond the Wall
45:50 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound wields Gendry's warhammer, after Tormund forced him to leave it behind for the group so Gendry could make the marathon run back to Eastwatch faster. (New Weapon)
59:05 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor loads the prized captured wight into a boat headed for King's Landing. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 7: A Man Without Honor
31:31 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound discovers Sansa's blood-stained sheets from her first menstruation, signaling that she is ready to be married off to Joffrey. (Politics (uncategorized))
Special
Episode 1: Dragonstone
42:43 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor takes a bite out of some pocket jerky.   (Special)
Episode 2: The Lion and the Rose
16:55 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Joffrey names his sword "Widow's Wail". (Special)
Episode 4: Oathkeeper
34:12 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Brienne names her sword "Oathkeeper". (Special)
Episode 7: Mockingbird
28:24 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor refuses to let Arya cauterize his neck wound. "NO FIRE!" (Special)
Episode 9: Blackwater
21:27 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound flinches as a soldier walks by and briefly swings a torch close to his face. (Special)
26:57 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Hound steps back as the massive wildfire explosion unfolds before his eyes. (Special)
39:23 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound is frightened into the shock by a flaming Baratheon soldier who charges at him. (Special)