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Matchup: Vhite Valker's, Ja Ja! vs More Nudity Please. Thanks. for Ep 1 | Fantasora

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#12 25 0 0 3 0 0 1 0 6 15
#5 12 0 9 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#28 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 5
#29 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
This White Walker has a full beard and long hair. He is one of the Night King's Lieutenants.
#20 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#21 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 48 0 9 3 0 0 1 0 15 20

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#17 33 0 6 6 5 10 0 0 6 0
#16 17 0 3 0 0 0 5 0 9 0
#1 15 0 0 6 0 0 1 0 3 5
#8 8 0 0 6 0 0 2 0 0 0
#9 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
#32 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 76 0 9 18 5 10 8 0 18 8

Political Wins
Euron returns to King's Landing, have secured the services of the Golden Company for Cersei Lannister and the Crown. (Deals Brokered)
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits. (Victorious Battle)
Euron finds a way to charm himself into Cersei's cold graces.
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken."
(Convincing Argument)
The Night King has Ned Umber reanimated as a wight in the ruins of the Last Hearth. (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Despite his attempts to travel anonymously, Bran is there to greet Jaime Lannister as he arrives in Winterfell - the "old friend" Bran has been waiting for. (Secret Discovery)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Sansa: "What do dragons eat, anyway?"
Daenerys: "Whatever they want."
(Threat)
Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments."
(Funny Line)
to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive." (Witty Insult)
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Cersei: "20,000 men is it? is it?"
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated."
(Funny Line)
(before Jon rides Rhaegal)
Jon: "What if he doesn't want me to?"
Daenerys: "Then I’ve enjoyed your company, Jon Snow"
(Funny Line)
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Glasses of Wine Consumed
Euron drinks from his flask while chatting with Yara Greyjoy onboard his ship. He offers to Yara but she is apparently too proud to sell herself out for the fantasy points. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Euron chats with Cersei after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Euron's right cheek is glimpsed as he pulls up his britches in Cersei's bedchambers. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
A Game of Thrones
Bran sits in his wheelchair as he waits for Jon Snow and his entourage to arrive back to Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the back corner of the court at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair and stares at Tyrion from the mudy courtyard of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops. (Basic Seat)
Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair as Samwell Tarly steps out into the courtyard. (Basic Seat)
Bran has apparently sat in his wheelchair overnight through a light snowstorm, finally seeing his expected old friend Jaime Lannister arrive to Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Special
Daenerys debuts the season with a white double-breasted coat with matching red gloves and scarf. Even her horse is decked out to match! (Special)
Not even the upper balcony is safe, as Tyrion endures a staredown from Bran who is stuck in the muddy courtyard of Winterfell. (Special)
Euron questions Cersei about his performance compared to her other lovers.
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?"
(Special)
to Cersei: "I'm going to put a prince in your belly." (Special)
36:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads. (Special)
36:55 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass." (Special)
Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in. (Special)
Ravaged by news about the deaths of his family and in emotional turmoil, Samwell Tarly stumbles into the court of Winterfell to find Bran staring and waiting for him. Bran gives him a homework assignment. (Special)
Ned Umber is impaled on the wall of his keep, surrounded by a spiral of bloody body parts. (Special)
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After trekking for weeks incognito to make it up to Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran just sitting there and staring at him. (Special)
The Feels
After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
38:22 (+5) Gendry:
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father."
(Sad Feels)
After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)
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