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Stannis Baratheon

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drafted by DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA

+1 point each time he makes a Stannis-style pedantic correction.
+1 point when he mentions that someone will/should "bend the knee" [new]

Raw Stats

Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
40 8 12 0 0 5 0 0 15 0

Event Log

Kills
Episode 9: Blackwater
Stannis kills 2 Lannister soldiers after being first to scale the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Stannis kills two more soldiers on the Battlements, slicing one through the skull. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: The North Remembers
Stannis pulls Lightbringer out of the fire.
Melisandre: "In the ancient books, it is written that a warrior will draw a burning sword from the fire. And that sword shall be Lightbringer. Stannis Baratheon, warrior of light, your sword awaits you."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Stannis finishes the letter declaring himself as King of the Seven Kingdoms. "I do this day lay claim to the Iron Throne of Westeros. Let all true men declare their loyalty." (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 2: The Night Lands
Stannis gains the allegiance of the pirate Sallador Saan and his 30 ships. (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 9: Blackwater
Stannis wins the second phase of the battle, successfully landing on the shores of King's Landing and deploying his siege weapons on the city walls. (Politics - uncategorized)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 2: The Night Lands
Stannis with Melisandre on the war planning table. (Act of Intercourse)
Special
Episode 1: The North Remembers
Scribe: "And I declare upon the honor of my house that my beloved brother Robert-"
Stannis: "He wasn't my beloved brother. I didn't love him. He didn't love me."
Davos: "A harmless courtesy, Your Grace."
Stannis: "A lie. Take it out."
(Special)
Scribe: "...born of incest between Cersei Lannister and her brother Jaime Lannister. By right of birth-"
Stannis: "Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer. Call him what he is."
(Special)
Scribe: "...and her brother Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer. By right of birth and blood, i do this day lay claim-"
Stannis: "Make it Ser Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer. Whatever else he is, the man's still a knight."
(Special)
Episode 4: Garden of Bones
Davos: "Well, life's been good since you hacked them (his fingers) off, Your Grace. And it's four less fingernails to clean."
Stannis: "Fewer."
Davos: "Pardon?"
Stannis: "Four fewer fingernails to clean."
(Special)
Episode 9: Blackwater
Baratheon soldier: "We're too far from the gates. The fire, their archers... hundreds will die."
Stannis: "Thousands."
(Special)