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Matchup: 'Impin Ain't Easy vs Arya's Faceless Friends for Ep 2 | Fantasora

Matchup: 'Impin Ain't Easy vs Arya's Faceless Friends for Ep 2

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'Impin Ain't Easy (tanuyan.maureen)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Tormund Giantsbane
 #6 59 0 0 15 5 0 3 0 30 6
Grey Worm
#27 16 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 6 5
Missandei
 #22 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
Lyanna Mormont
 #38 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
Bran Stark
 #11 3 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0
Jaqen H'ghar
 #43 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 86 0 0 15 5 5 6 0 39 16

Arya's Faceless Friends (trunksgt243)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Arya Stark
 #5 37 0 3 9 5 15 0 0 0 5
Jorah Mormont
 #21 11 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
Beric Dondarrion
 #28 6 0 0 0 5 0 1 0 0 0
Gilly
 #37 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Viserion
 #12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Full-bearded White Walkers
This White Walker has a full beard and long hair. He is one of the Night King's Lieutenants.
#44 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 57 0 12 9 10 15 1 0 0 10

Political Wins
18:01 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah convinces Daenerys to forgive Tyrion's failures and keep him on as Hand of the Queen. (Convincing Argument)
25:00 (+3) Gilly:
Gilly convinces a young Northern girl to stay safe in the crypts during the upcoming battle.

Gilly: "I'm going to be in the crypt with my son, and I'd feel a lot better with you there to protect us."
Little Northern girl: "Alright, I'll defend the crypt then." (Convincing Argument)
41:55 (+3) Arya Stark:
Arya receives the new dragonglass spear she commissioned from Gendry. (New Weapon)
50:17 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Samwell gifts the Tarly family sword to Jorah.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (New Weapon)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
10:20 (+3) Arya Stark:
to Gendry: "I know Death. He's got many faces. I look forward to seeing this one. (Threat)
26:42 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
"The big woman still here?" (Funny Line)
37:26 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk] (Funny Line)
37:35 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller." (Funny Line)
38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.

"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk." (Funny Line)
41:24 (+3) Arya Stark:
to Sandor and Beric: "I'm not spending my final hours with you two miserable old shits." (Witty Insult)
44:13 (+3) Arya Stark:
to Gendry: "I'm not the Red Woman. Take your own bloody pants off." (Funny Line)
46:04 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
to Brienne: "I'm no King, but if I were, I'd knight you ten times over." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
38:27 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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39:15 (+5) Arya Stark:
Sandor shares his wineskin with Arya atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
41:24 (+5) Beric Dondarrion:
Beric drinks from Sandor Clegane's wineskin after reminding Arya how old and miserably shitty his company is. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
44:21 (+15) Arya Stark:
Arya spends her last night rolling around with Gendry among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)
52:30 (+5) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm gives Missandei one last kiss as he joins formation with the Unsullied. (Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
4:35 (+1) Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the Court of Winterfell.
Jaime: "We were at war. Everything I did, I did for my house and my family. i'd do it all again."
Bran: "The things we do for love." (Basic Seat)
10:59 (+1) Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair in the Godswood as he has a conversation with Jaime. (Basic Seat)
27:17 (+1) Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair while the group plans for the Battle of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
37:55 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane. (Basic Seat)
40:39 (+1) Beric Dondarrion:
Unlike the scrubby Arya Stark and Sandor Clegane who are laid out on the floor, Beric Dondarrion is a knight and a man of taste, and chooses a small artisanal barrel to squat on as he joins them on the Winterfell ramparts. (Basic Seat)
44:38 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
51:10 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Special
25:55 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund greets Jon with a bear tackle and calls him "My little Crow." (Special)
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30:05 (+9) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)

"We're all going to die... but at least we die together." (Special)
31:51 (+6) Grey Worm :
"I am loyal to my Queen. I will fight for her until her *enemies* are *defeated.* (Special)
37:11 (+18) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund stares at Brienne as he enters the fireplace room (6 cumulative seconds staring at Brienne). She stares back.
"It could be our last night in this world, you know?" (Special)
49:02 (+3) Lyanna Mormont:
Lyanna tells off Jorah Mormont for trying to convince her to stay safe in the crypts.

Lyanna: "I have trained my men, women and children. I have fought before. I can fight again.
JORAH: "Please, listen to me. You're the future of our house."
LYANNA: "I don't need you to remind me of that."
Jorah: "You'll be safer in the crypt. These things we're fighting-
Lyanna: "I will not hide underground. I pledged to fight for the North - and I will fight."
Samwell, interrupting: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"
Lyanna: "It's all right. We're done here." (Special)
The Feels
25:52 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell. (Funny Line)
31:51 (+5) Missandei:
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
31:51 (+5) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
39:25 (+5) Arya Stark:
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
50:17 (+5) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah receives Heartsbane, Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)