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Matchup: Wrong Side of the Wall vs Jorah's Skin Care Products for Ep 1 | Fantasora

Matchup: Wrong Side of the Wall vs Jorah's Skin Care Products for Ep 1

Valar Automatis (All Men Must Automate)

Wrong Side of the Wall (scotts)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Kills Cmd. Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Khal Moro
The leader of a new Khalasar of Dothraki.
#44 9 0 3 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
High Septon of the Faith (S3)
The High Septon is formerly the leader of the Faith of the Seven. He was disgraced after the arrival of the Sparrows, and his position was stripped by Cersei and given to the High Sparrow.
#69 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Khal Rhalko
A Dothraki Khal
#100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Samwell Tarly
A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker. He journeys south to begin his training as a Maester to replace the aging Maester Aemon.
#16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Khal Forzo
A Dothraki Khal
#97 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Walder Frey
The elderly Lord of the Twins and now Lord of Riverrun after his betrayal of Robb Stark and the Northern forces.
#41 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Izembaro (Robert/Tywin actor)
The manager of an acting troupe in Braavos. He plays Robert Baratheon in a play depicting the political events of Westeros.
#72 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Thoros of Myr
A Red Priest from the city of Myr - he is a member of the Brotherhood Without Banners, led by Beric Dondarrion.
#13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 9 0 3 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Jorah's Skin Care Products (hunter)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Kills Cmd. Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Trystane Martell
Prince Doran Martell's son, and heir to Dorne. He is betrothed to Myrcella Baratheon, and accompanies her back to King's Landing to serve on the Small Council.
#39 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
Jorah Mormont
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys Targaryen's most trusted advisors before his banishment. He returned to her service during a revolt in the fighting pits of Meereen, and now travels with Daario Naharis to rescue Daenerys, who has disappeared along with one of her dragons, Drogon.
#18 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
Aggo
A Dothraki bloodrider
#102 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Dickon Tarly
Samwell's younger, more physically formidable brother. He is the heir to House Tarly after Samwell was sent by his father to join the Night's Watch.
#67 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Donnel Waynwood
The Knight of the Gate, commander of the soldiers that defend the Bloody Gate that guards entrance into the Vale.
#95 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Loras Tyrell
The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell. He is currently imprisoned by the High Sparrow for his alleged homosexual affairs with Olyvar, the brothel owner.
#46 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun
A Wildling Giant, who fought in the Battle of Hardhome and was one of the few to escape.
#74 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Arya Stark
The youngest of the Stark girls. Free-spirited and rebellious, Arya escaped the war-ravaged Westeros and currently resides in Braavos, where she trains under the face-changing assassin Jaqen H'ghar in the House of Black and White.
#11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 19 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 10 6 0

Political Wins
37:00 (+3) Khal Moro:
Daenerys is presented as a prisoner to Khal Moro after she is captured by his Dothraki horde. "For you, my Khal. The white-haired girl we found in the hills." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
36:25 (+3) Aggo:
Qhono: "You think she (Daenerys) has got white pussy hair too? You ever been with a girl with white pussy hair?"
Ahko: "Only when I was fucking your grandma." (Witty Insult)
38:15 (+3) Khal Moro:
Khal Moro: "Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time, what is better than that?"
Bloodrider 1: "Killing another Khal?"
Khal Moro: "Yes, killing another Khal."
Bloodrider 2: "Conquering a city and taking her people as slaves, and taking her idols back to Vaes Dothrak."
Bloodrider 1: "Breaking a wild horse, forcing it to submit to your will."
Khal Moro: "Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time is among the five best things in life." (Funny Line)
39:31 (+3) Khal Moro:
Khal Moro reorts to Daenerys rattling off her many titles after being taking prisoner: "You are nobody, the millionth of your name, Queen of Nothing, slave of Khal Moro." (Witty Insult)
Deaths
28:42 (+10) Trystane Martell:
Trystane is stabbed through the face from behind on Obara Sand, after he turns his back on her to face Nymeria Sand one-on-one. (Death)
Special
33:27 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Daario Naharis calls out Jorah's friendzone status like he sees it:
Jorah: "I've been all over the world. There's no escaping men like us."
Daario: "There's no escaping her, eh? You keep coming back. Why?"
Jorah: "You know why."
Daario: "Isn't it frustrating wanting someone who doesn't want you back?" (Special)
34:20 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah corrects Daario with the proper Essos terminology.
Daario: "Huh... an army?"
Jorah: "Not an army. A horde." (Special)