Matchup: Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer vs Frey’s for days for Ep 4

For The Throne

Impin Ain’t Easy with Jorah the Explorer (levi.bouschard)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Wine	Sex	Deaths	Feels
Brienne of Tarth	#9	50	0	25	10	0	15
Yara Greyjoy	#24	3	3	0	0	0	0
Eddison Tollett	#40	2	0	0	0	2	0
Wight Army (Extras)	#25	0	0	0	0	0	0
Olyvar	#56	0	0	0	0	0	0
Melessa Tarly	#57	0	0	0	0	0	0
Robin Arryn	#41	0	0	0	0	0	0
Viserion	#8	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		55	3	25	10	2	15

Frey’s for days (cherylbouschard)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Feels
Jaime Lannister	#7	56	0	6	20	10	2	18
Podrick Payne	#39	20	0	0	10	10	0	0
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain)	#23	10	10	0	0	0	0	0
Drogon	#10	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Jaqen H'ghar	#42	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Talla Tarly	#58	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Melisandre	#26	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Aeron Greyjoy	#55	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		86	10	6	30	20	2	18

Kills

75:52 (+10) Gregor Clegane (The Mountain):

Cersei carries through on her threat as the Mountain beheads the prisoner Missandei in front of Daenerys and her advisors during the attempted parley. (Kill of Named Character)

Political Wins

33:08 (+3) Yara Greyjoy:

In the War Council meeting, Varys mentions that Yara Greyjoy has retaken the Iron Islands. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)

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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

15:42 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime and Brienne play a drinking game of guesses.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Funny Line)

25:24 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Brienne: "It's the first thing I learnt when I came to the North. Keep your fire going. Every time you leave the room, put more wood on."
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

9:50 (+5) Podrick Payne:

Podrick drinks from his cup as Gendry makes his way through the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

9:52 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime drinks as Gendry scoots past him and Brienne in the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

12:23 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)

12:24 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)

15:44 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne is forced to drink in the game after Jaime correctly "guesses" that she is an only child.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

17:14 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne drinks jovially at a table with Podrick, Tyrion, and Jaime as Daenerys realizes she has no friends. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

18:09 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne guesses wrong that Tyrion is drinking wine but prefers ale, forcing her to drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

18:25 (+5) Podrick Payne:

Podrick does a nervous drink as Tyrion guesses that Brienne is a virgin at the Feast of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

24:56 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne takes a drink as Jaime stumbles into her bedchambers with a cups and a pitcher of wine. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

25:41 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime pours himself a cup and drinks in Brienne's bedchambers as he jealously questions her about Tormund Giantsbane. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

39:01 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

20:47 (+10) Podrick Payne:

Podrick has a girl in hand and chats up another Northern beauty before all three abscond into a dark corner of Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)

He was chatting up two 😏 -imonaship12

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2019 May 6 nyan likes this
Bronn didn't get 5 points per girl when he was in bed with 3 in KL. But podrick walking out of the room with 2 gets him 10 points? Come on now -danrog17

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2019 May 7
Bronn was interrupted. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 7 nyan likes this
Sarra is one of the two gals, shouldn’t she get intercourse points? And Willa went off with Tormund -alicehanners

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Both are now added (Emer was the other actress with Pod). And they also got 10pts each, nice. -nyan

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27:20 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne experiences her first time with Jaime after he drunkenly and jealously stumbles into her bedchambers.

Jaime: "I've never slept with a knight before."
Brienne: "I've never slept with anyone before." (Act of Intercourse)

27:20 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime fumbles awkwardly in his first attempts at flirting with someone who is not a sibling, but ultimately succeeds in wooing Brienne with the 'ol "my it's quite hot in here". (Act of Intercourse)

65:39 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits brooding in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how one just can't go back to non-incest after hitting that high-grade sibling kush. (Act of Intercourse)

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65:43 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne wakes up from bed after a 2nd night with Jaime, only to find he has disappeared into the night. (Act of Intercourse)

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I think it strongly implied they did -conor_finlay

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2019 May 6 vjdev2015 likes this
I don't know about this. I think if this scene was shot in the morning when it was light, you wouldn't just assume they had done the deed. Just because they were sharing a bed isn't strong implication of deed doing. -Jamiemurraytait

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2019 May 6
Especially if you are going to give jaime for "I've made a huge mistake" assuming he's done it again is a bit contradictory hahaha -Jamiemurraytait

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2019 May 6
I'm mostly going off Brienne being nude, they probably have pajamas if they're regular sleeping? -nyan

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2019 May 6 vjdev2015 likes this
Rule IV: Scenes where characters are nude in bed are counted as implied sex. -okaymkay

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So would Rule IV cover Jaime aswell? He’s not naked in bed but Brienne didn’t shag herself. -conor_finlay

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A Game of Thrones

38:29 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)

65:17 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits on a chair in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how non-incest just doesn't really do it for him. (Basic Seat)

Deaths

7:13 (+2) Eddison Tollett:

Edd's body lies atop a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell as Samwell Tarly says his goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)

The Feels

56:50 (+15) Jaime Lannister:

After two days of playing house with Brienne, Jaime receives news of the events in King's Landing and reflects on where his true passions lie.

"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I." (Sad Feels)

57:26 (+15) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne begs Jaime to stay with her, but is left sobbing in the courtyard of Winterfell after Jaime rides off to save Cersei.

"You're better than she is. You're a good man and you can't save her. You don't need to die with her. Stay here. Stay with me." (Sad Feels)

Do people like this as Feels of the Week? Gwendoline Christie was amazing in this. And it felt like a real moment of reckoning for Jaime. -nyan

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2019 May 6
I think there is also a case for Danaerys when she looks at jorah, similar with sansa and theon. Would also suggest the strongest case would be for grey worm watching missandei's execution. -Jamiemurraytait

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2019 May 6
I'll classify this as the 3x "Feels of the Week". Same was applied to Jon's speech at the beginning.

I think my take goes against the grain a bit and we'll probably mostly add them, but Daenerys/Sansa/Grey Worm being sad about deaths are submitted here:

https://fantasora.com/event/4609
https://fantasora.com/event/4596 -nyan

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2019 May 6
^edit: eh after further consideration I downgraded Jon's speech. It was a very good speech but maybe just below the bar. It was sort of like Podrick's song in terms of summing up the overall moment which together was very sad, however the Sad Feels were distributed and not all on one character. -nyan

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65:09 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

After two nights in bed with Brienne, Jaime lies awake and reflects on how non-incest just really doesn't do it for him. (I've made a huge mistake.)

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