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Podrick Payne

League of Game of Thrones of Tarth

drafted by Podrick For King

+1 point for failed attempts at basic tasks.
+1 point for surprising people with how good he is at a task

Raw Stats

Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special	Feels
59	12	3	0	20	10	3	0	6	5

Event Log

Kills

Episode 3: The Long Night

16:01 (+2) Podrick Payne:

Podrick gets a quick stab on a wight that charges him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

18:09 (+2) Podrick Payne:

Podrick home run swings a wight into pieces with his dragonglass blade. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

19:08 (+4) Podrick Payne:

Podrick runs through a wight with his sword, and slashes another on its side. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

67:51 (+4) Podrick Payne:

As Brienne and Jaimie are tied up against the wall, Podrick's hands are free and he continues to hack away at the wight horde, scoring two kills. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

69:19 (+3) Podrick Payne:

Brienne refers to the newly-knighted Ser Podrick Payne as he arrives to wheel Bran out of the Small Council meeting. (New Title)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

36:41 (+5) Podrick Payne:

Podrick gulps down the overflowing full cup of wine poured by Tyrion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

51:10 (+5) Podrick Payne:

Podrick drinks the last of his cup after Davos declares, "we're out of wine." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

9:50 (+5) Podrick Payne:

Podrick drinks from his cup as Gendry makes his way through the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

18:25 (+5) Podrick Payne:

Podrick does a nervous drink as Tyrion guesses that Brienne is a virgin at the Feast of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

20:47 (+10) Podrick Payne:

Podrick has a girl in hand and chats up another Northern beauty before all three abscond into a dark corner of Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)

He was chatting up two 😏 -imonaship12

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2019 May 6 nyan likes this
Bronn didn't get 5 points per girl when he was in bed with 3 in KL. But podrick walking out of the room with 2 gets him 10 points? Come on now -danrog17

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2019 May 7
Bronn was interrupted. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 7 nyan likes this
Sarra is one of the two gals, shouldn’t she get intercourse points? And Willa went off with Tormund -alicehanners

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2019 May 8 nyan likes this
Both are now added (Emer was the other actress with Pod). And they also got 10pts each, nice. -nyan

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2019 May 8

A Game of Thrones

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

37:27 (+1) Podrick Payne:

Podrick takes a seat among the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

45:04 (+1) Podrick Payne:

Podrick and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

51:10 (+1) Podrick Payne:

Podrick is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

Special

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

15:42 (+3) Podrick Payne:

Podrick impresses in a sparring session on the training grounds at Winterfell.

Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn." (Special)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

This is added as a new Special for Podrick: "surprising people with how good he is at a task" -nyan

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2019 Apr 23 Lem Lemoncake, dneanover, vjdev2015, jayson.the.pirate like this
He's supposed to get points for failing at basic tasks not succeeding! Now you're just changing the entire character... -brendan.hamme

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2019 Apr 23
If this is a new special, I believe he should get points for singing also. I realize he already got points for the song as a warm fuzzy moment, but it should count as another 3 for his special -coreymarkhembree

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2019 Apr 23 nyan, kschamber, craigdietz20, jayson.the.pirate, 2 others like this
Podrick's singing has been additionally scored under this special as well! https://fantasora.com/event/4135 -nyan

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2019 Apr 25 jayson.the.pirate likes this

51:37 (+3) Podrick Payne:

After he gets passed over by the group as Tyrion Lannister entreats a song, Podrick surprises the group with his rich and moving rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones". (Special)

submitted by coreymarkhembree (approved!)

The Feels

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

51:00 (+5) Podrick Payne:

Podrick delivers a heartfelt rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones":

"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..." (Sad Feels)

He should get an extra point for each feels moment that happened during his song. The song made all those moments way more emotional. And it was so beautiful I think it’s worth more than the standard 5 points. -kschamber

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2019 Apr 22 imonaship12, conor_finlay, IPKOB, touindisguise like this
I second the above, the song was very clutch in bringing everyone together in a somber and nostalgic way -touindisguise

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2019 Apr 24
I would also argue that this impressed and surprised everyone, points to podrick for surprising people with a task he’s good at -touindisguise

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2019 Apr 24 power.suit likes this

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