Matchup: Gendry is Oarsome vs Angormus for Ep 5
Ironborn Wedding (Public #213)
Kills
In a vision of the very distant past, Leaf plunges a shard dragonglass through the chest of a man tied to a Weirwood tree, creating one of the first White Walkers.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Leaf throws the first magical hand grenade, destroying two wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Leaf stabs the upside down spidey-wight through the eye.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Leaf sacrifices herself to detonate the magical hand grenade, engulfing a large horde of wights in the cavern tunnels and giving Meera, Hodor, and Bran more time to escape.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Leaf sacrifices detonates the magical hand grenade in the narrow cavern tunnel, engulfing herself with a large horde of wights and allowing Meera, Hodor, and Bran more time to escape.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Leaf kills a man with a shard of dragonglass and creates a new White Walker to aid the Children of the Forset in the war against the First Men.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
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23:15
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron wins over the Ironborn caucus, despite Yara Greyjoy's early superdelegate boost from Theon. "I wasn't born to be king. I paid the iron price. And here I stand."
(Convincing Argument)
24:55
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron survives a near-drowning baptism by the Drowned God, and is crowned with a bundle of sticks as the new King of the Iron Islands.
(New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
20:40
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
"Little Theon. Heard you managed to fuck things right into the ground. Captured a castle you couldn't keep. Got yourself taken prisoner. Even heard you have no cock. Explains why you think a woman can be king."
(Witty Insult)
21:59
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Theon: "Last I heard, you were gallivanting around the world having a grand old time."
Euron: "Gallivanting? That the sort of thing you start to say once your dick gets chopped off?" (Witty Insult)
Euron: "Gallivanting? That the sort of thing you start to say once your dick gets chopped off?" (Witty Insult)
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22:58
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
"I'm going to build that fleet, and I'm going to gallivant right over and give it (the Iron Fleet) to Daenarys Targaryen, along with my big cock!"
(Witty Insult)
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Deaths
Special
28:19
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah admits his love for Daenerys after revealing his fatal greyscale infection. "Tyrion Lannister was right. I love you. I'll always love you. Good-bye, Khaleesi."
(Special)
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