Smalljon Umber
Winter is Here
picked up by Benjen You Over
[Possible special to be determined after character appears]
Raw Stats
| Total | Kills | Politics | Insults | Wine | Sex | Thrones | Deaths | Special | Feels |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 40 | 20 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 |
Event Log
Kills
46:00
(+10)
Smalljon Umber:
Smalljon Umber brings Ramsay the severed head of Rickon Stark's direwolf, Shaggydog, to prove his prisoner's identity.
(Kill of Named Character)
43:20
(+2)
Smalljon Umber:
The Smalljon cuts down a Stark soldier attempting to flee the encircling phalanx of Bolton soldiers by retreating over the mounds of corpses.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:57
(+4)
Smalljon Umber:
The Smalljon cuts down two Stark fighters after climbing over the mound of corpses to sandwich the Stark troops against the Bolton shield formation.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:35
(+2)
Smalljon Umber:
Trapped together in the mosh pit of death, the Smalljon delivers several concussive headbutts to Tormund's skull.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
45:30
(+3)
Smalljon Umber:
Smalljon Umber betrays Rickon Stark and Osha, who his house has been hiding as fugitives, turning them over to Ramsay Bolton.
(Act of Betrayal)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
43:17
(+3)
Smalljon Umber:
Ramsay Bolton: "When my father became Warden of the North, your house refused to pledge their banners."
Smalljon Umber: "Your father was a cunt." (Witty Insult)
Smalljon Umber: "Your father was a cunt." (Witty Insult)
45:22
(+3)
Smalljon Umber:
to Ramsay Bolton and Harald Karstark: "And a boy, nice and young. The way Karstark likes 'em."
(Witty Insult)
Deaths
47:45
(+10)
Smalljon Umber:
After battling while trapped together in the the moshpit of death, the Smalljon dies after Tormund rips out his jugular with his bare teeth.
(Death)
+1 for Smalljon Umber